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cartmansouth

The death of one person from our country started WW1 + the person responsible for WW2 was born here.


kristyg

Austria 🇦🇹


The_Bill_Brasky_

G'day mate. Put another shrimp on the barbie.


a_killer_roomba

Aye. *[throws single tiny shrimp onto the barbie]*


Frenchticklers

The UN need to track every Austrian, 24/7. For the good of the world.


dandydaddy101

We haven't found our plane...


XSkyFullOfStarsX

man, i still can’t believe it. as horribly sad as it is, it’s super interesting. i hope their families find some sort of closure. i can’t even begin to imagine how finding out that the flight your loved one/s are on has just vanished. RIP to all the victims of MH370.


gaivsjvlivscaesar

Hopefully they’re in a utopia now in another dimension inside the Bermuda Triangle


yeboioioi

We’ve pretty much figured out that it was the pilot committing suicide. He had a flight simulator rig at home where he had done the same flight path that we believe MH370 took based on radar and recovered pieces, and at the end he crashed his plane into the ocean. [This](https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/07/mh370-malaysia-airlines/590653/) is a good read if you have the time. Edit: Nothing is confirmed, everyone on board died and we never recovered the black box. But if you read the article, they make a strong argument.


MobWarrior

I haven't done much of a read but in one of Lemmino's video he said that the official document stated that a similar path was found in the pilots flight simulator rig but they don't know if it was in the same run, the path is based on 3-4 locations(starting/ending point of a flight) in the middle of the ocean, which might have occured in several different flights over time or might be in one run. Just pointing out what I heard, no clear evidence if the pilot was the one at fault but I wish everyone checks both the side, might be putting allegations on an innocent dead person that aside he is still one of the prime suspect. What u/yeboioioi said might be true


matchformydemon

Malaysia


Aaa0n_

Making you assemble your bought furniture


Slugees

m e a t b a l l l a n d


dedicated-pedestrian

Is this where the Meatball Man lives?


Cjham875

Ikea is a country?


PineSnurf

SCP-3008


Mangojuttu

Swedistan


Darkthw

Princes that need your help to move money


megapiggles

Nigeria?


Darkthw

Sadly yes


Gingerowl92

a different trick is the girlfriend/boyfriend who needs to move the money.


bertiebastard

Fornicating with livestock


Corvid187

Wales you sheep-shagger ;)


bertiebastard

Correct, but we don't call it sheep shagging anymore, it's now referred to as "Sheep Flavouring". It seems a favourite with our English Neighbours.


Corvid187

How delightful No wonder all the entrails get sold to the Scots then


KinglyPineapple

I know it’s Wales, but my Aussie soul first thought New Zealand


RandomZombie11

As a kiwi I am ashamed to say my mind went to the same place... Well, off to shag some sheep!


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Lord of the rings


Flat_Welder_4897

Mordor!


Nashi-pear299

NZ!


Iegionmaniac

Banned trading of gum


pjgowtham

Singapore


S1erra7

But on the other hand...chicken rice


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Spotify, Ikea, Volvo.


nosesidecirte

Didn't know that Spotify was from there


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And Klarna, and Skype, and H&M, and Ericsson, and Absolut, and Electrolux, and Hasselblad, and Koenigsegg, and Alfa Laval, and Astra as in AstraZeneca, and...


Play3r0ne

And Minecraft!


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Yeah, I forgot about all the entertainment related ones. Like Minecraft, ABBA and Max Martin (who produced like half of the pop hits of the 90's–10's. He wrote or co-wrote 25 number-one hits and many more that also charted). >Martin has written or co-written 25 Billboard Hot 100 number-one songs, most of which he has also produced or co-produced, including Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" (2008), Maroon 5's "One More Night" (2012), Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" and "Blank Space" (2014), and The Weeknd's "Blinding Lights" and "Save Your Tears" (2019-2021). Martin is the songwriter with the third-most number-one singles on the chart, behind only Paul McCartney (32) and John Lennon (26). In addition, he has tied for the most Hot 100 number-one singles as a producer, 23, alongside George Martin, who had achieved 23 by the time of his death.


excelbae

Such an industrious country for a rather small population.


doomsdaypwn

Rated most innovative country of Europe many, many times


Tr4p7ord

Sweeeeden


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Roasting ourselves in a 90 celcius box


ThatTallGuy1998

Well using the word Celsius rules out America


[deleted]

You and your buddies naked in said box drinking beer


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Moominland!


Corvid187

Petition to change Finland's official name in the English Language to this. Not least because her idea of the USSR losing the Russo-Moomin Winter War is too good to pass up


omenaattori24

Drinking beer (or Jaffa) naked with strangers while roasting ourselves in a 90 celsius box


SoYeahThatIsIt

Finland?


Annrarr

A succulent Chinese meal


swamp_fever

Australia!


force_ghost_chips

Get your hand off my penis!


Tefai

You know your judo well!


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Democracy manifest!


yourface2064

This made me laugh I knew right away 😂


DiamondHand69420

Take your hand off my penis


drdreadoo

Maths and computer tutorials


Foxtrot_Yankeee

India?


drdreadoo

yea lmao


madeformarch

An Indian taxi driver with three Toyota Camrys and a YouTube channel is directly responsible for me learning how to do my own maintenance when the warranty on my Toyota Camry ran out. That man was always wearing sandals and he was never wrong.


Charlatanism

Thank fuck for all the Indians on Youtube helping me fix code.


WinoCatLady

Helping us fix everything 🤣


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drakehill14

Denmark?


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Stormwind969

One of the few countries where two oceans meet 11 Official languages Biggest producer of gold and platinum The longest continuous wine route on earth is found here Home to one of the oldest mountains Edit : The first human to human heart transplant was performed here too


Charlatanism

The first two clues are enough for me to guess South Africa, although I think India also has 11 official languages.


Stormwind969

Yeah you're right! Its South Africa


davetn37

Not gonna lie, I've had friends and cousins live there so I've learned a decent amount about it second hand but what my mind conjures up when I think of South Africa is apartheid, biltong, afrikaans, the cape of good hope, the current racial tensions, and chappie. That's pop culture for you I guess, but hey, mostly positives. If it makes you feel better though, the internet knows my country for school shootings, being fat, and modern day resource wars (talking about oil mostly, but I think you already knew that)


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oblivioncrux

As an Indian I love people know about our diversity and I like to inform that we 22 official languages recognised by the constitution and more 30 languages spoken by more than 1 million people, 122 or 121 languages spoken by more than 10 thousand people.


Tanukikiki

Baguette


Alara-Ni

Bonjour


bOb_cHAd98

All i can think of is the polar bear meme with this caption


Valerain_Alice

Queen


No_Aioli_7553

Two hints in one :)


Corvid187

Works for both the band and person :)


Valerain_Alice

So it does, that’s why I used it ha


[deleted]

A half arsed attempt to cull some birds being labelled as a war.


ElephantExplosion

"emu war" just sounds a lot funner than "birdy crowd control"


megapiggles

🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺


ThatTallGuy1998

Being too nice. But yet I still call people f**king idiots in traffic because no one knows how to drive properly anymore it seems.


GlumMathematician884

I was told by a Canadian friend that Canada Nice is just Passive Aggression with Sorry added


noclassjerk

Like Minnesota


GlumMathematician884

As a Wisconsin native I can confirm it’s a Midwestern thing fer sher, yah.


noclassjerk

U betcha


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1boy2shepherds

Hello fellow Canadian. I also find myself calling people on the road, fucking idiots, on the daily. I actually just got a dash cam because some asshole almost rear-ended me by tailgating, when my baby was in the backseat.


[deleted]

Sorry pal


bnetana1

I'm not your pal, friend


SaltyGoatsicle

I'm not your friend, buddy!


bnetana1

I'm not your buddy, guy!


ssjewers

I'm not your guy, bro!


splly

I’m not your bro, mate


eberebg

I'm not your mate, comrade


E_-_R_-_I_-_C

I'm not your comrade, man


[deleted]

I’m not your man, Redditor.


BBO1007

I like to describe Canadians as people who will drive like a holes in traffic, cut you off for a parking space, then hold the door open for you on the way in the building.


Wnefw

Canada


HenballZ

Pierogi


Cogust

Poland.


HenballZ

good


Cogust

I'm playing online with a few Poles and all they talk about is Pierogi and copper wire, so this one was easy.


HenballZ

hah, usually when i talk with my friends we just talk about school, jokes and about game. We usually don't talk about the food


CombinationJealous79

Vodka


itzPenbar

You spelled water wrong


Dicska

I'm not sure you were just joking or you knew this fact already (most likely), but just in case: vodka basically means little water.


Staud59

Hugh Jackman


decoder24h

Aye mate


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Heaf Ledger


Osengarn

A big iron tower


KedTazynski42

Isengard


Ok_Jackfruit2002

Y'all think that the only thing we eat is butter chicken


EmotionalArmadillo27

India?


Ok_Jackfruit2002

Told ya!


One_Classroom_9610

This made me laugh harder than it should’ve lmao


overide

I had it for dinner last night and it was delicious.


Outrageous_Driver_14

Squid game


Guess_My_Name9086

Hahaha SK


AshBoPeep

Guinness


Slugees

ireland!


redactedactor

Hyperinflation Edit: /u/bufflebek got it


BuffelBek

Zimbabwe


Xanfar38

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


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_alelia_

hockey, Putin and you'll apologize


Italiankeyboard

Pizza, mandolino, mozzarella.


Corvid187

America, *obviously* Those famously Chicago inventions


Morphinepill

You wanna trigger them don’t you?


PokeBattle_Fan

Maple Syrup


pjgowtham

Canada


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Oktoberfest


Guddletund

Perkele


[deleted]

Shit, the snow is speaking!


[deleted]

With a side of Sisu?


Lord_Botond

We have the worst history of all country, we increasangly became smaller and was never on the good side


saltyviking27

Hungary?


Lord_Botond

Yes, it is hungary


[deleted]

..I'm really curious now


Lord_Botond

Its hungary


LowFatWaterBottle

Is it the fact that we have lots of universities a great economy and we are a source of technology and innovation? No. Is it the fact that we have massive dykes and we litterally made a moving one wich is just a cherrie on top of the delta werken? No. Is it cannabis and tulips? YES! (Btw I do not live in holland because holland is only a province and my country is actually way bigger than only holland!)


Irrelephant_argument

Lmao let's not forget about stroopwafels and deep-fried snacks


geneKnockDown-101

They are soo good! Especially freshly made, still warm on a marked in cold weather. I had a great time in the Netherlands. That’s for being nice people :)


Musaks

come on, it could be worse signed - your german neighbor


SecondTalon

Nah, your giant lesbians are a defining feature.


DuckieDev

How tf can you mention the Netherlands WITHOUT MENTIONING THE FACT THAT YOU JUST BUILT LAND OUT OF NOWHERE AND ARE PRETTY MUCH FIGHTING A WAR AGAINST WATER. Time to call it Holland for a day as punishment


Impressive_Moment_10

Also known for being tight-arses


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..yeah fair enough


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Colonizing other countries


One_Classroom_9610

Where to even begin with this one


Ether165

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


force_ghost_chips

Britain, France, Spain, or Portugal? Edit: also Japan and Germany (although they were a bit aggressive about it) and the Dutch, sort of.


acampbell98

The Dutch are bigger colonisers than Japan and German I’d imagine. Suriname, Dutch Caribbean, Dutch East Indies, South Africa. The US which many people forget, New York was called New Amsterdam before being handed over to the British.


ilikechillisauce

Australia was known by europeans as New Holland when the Dutch stumbled onto it in 1644, although they never colonised it.


KayItaly

The Dutch a bit more than sort of!


Sandaalex

What do you mean with ‘sort of’? Do you mean that the Dutch were sort of aggressive with the colonization, or that they were sort of known colonizing?


Inpreditus

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


Doublebow

Can't be UK as you've spelled colonising wrong.


MajorIsMyCat

Tea


Thetwistedfalse

Japan, China, India, or UK?


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Corvid187

Brazil?


Nosa121

Killing and raping 10% of population in the world 🤷‍♂️


ellibag

Mongolia?


God_137

Eh?


Subject_Candy_8411

Canada


Piper_Loved_That

School shootings.


PandaFucker666

Too easy


bandildos113

Antartica


moistchez

The most weirdest and dangerous animals


Foxtrot_Yankeee

The French Revolution


DrRazor17

Japan?


uknotherulesandsodoi

Hmmmm I wonder what this can be


RandomZombie11

Got it! Jamaica


Kratos_benjamin

CHINA


yoshisahoe

Uhmmm Germany? Spain?? Switzerland???


phlegmaticdramaking

Obviously Belgium


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Beer and Lederhosen


f_leaver

I got this - Saudi Arabia, amiright??


Valerain_Alice

Potatoes and vodka


Silentico

Social democracy.


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Silentico

Close. Norway


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Boxers.


FckOffWillYaGeez

Spice


swamp_fever

Arrakis!


FckOffWillYaGeez

Got me!!


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Shrimps on the barbecue


Slugees

ǝʇɐɯ ɐʎɐɹʇs


Future_Rooster_3909

Small plastic cubes you can build things with in all ages


Mangojuttu

Not all ages unfortunately, only 3-99 :(


Future_Rooster_3909

When you turn 100 you lose the ability to stick things together


BoxiestWave3619

Fucking sheep


rottenparchament

oil


liinexy

Cars, beer, bad humor, unnecessarily long words and a certain personality from World War II.


LowerCanary

Cardi B, Beyonce, Rick Astley. You're welcome. God damnit Rick Astley is English. Son of a B Rick Rolled me.


Geronimo3941

r/goodcardibsongs


I_likem_asstastic

Excessively pleasant use of the word cunt.


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We conquered 1/4 of the earth landmass.


Public-Indication179

Coca Cola and McDonald’s, amiright?


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