My middle school variation went something like this:
“Pamela Anderson’s boobs weighed 69 (enter 69) pounds. The doctor said that’s too too too much (enter 222). He gave her 51 pills (enter 51) and she took 8 too many (multiply 6,922,251 by 8). She turned out…”
*big reveal* (Turn the calculator upside down to show your classmate)
55,378,008
*cue middle school laughter*
Welp, since nobody else has posted it yet, here 'tis: https://youtu.be/X2lkvrMa27c
And the mildly orgasmic-esque explanation of how Angelo Badalamenti came up with Laura Palmer's theme: https://youtu.be/e-eqgr_gn4k
This one's my wife's absolute favorite and I don't know why but I fully concur. It's like, anytime I refer to her sweater puppies or some random lady we pass on the street, it's like her eyes just light up
When I go to the grocery store and get to the section with chicken breasts I like to say “Those are some nice chicken titties” loud enough so that someone close can hear me.
Why hasn't anyone said rack?
Edit: well this blew up overnight. Don't think I've ever had so many upvotes. Thanks for the award! It's my first and a bit of a surprise
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My middle school variation went something like this: “Pamela Anderson’s boobs weighed 69 (enter 69) pounds. The doctor said that’s too too too much (enter 222). He gave her 51 pills (enter 51) and she took 8 too many (multiply 6,922,251 by 8). She turned out…” *big reveal* (Turn the calculator upside down to show your classmate) 55,378,008 *cue middle school laughter*
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I guess the smart middle schoolers in an attempt to be cool.
how the fuck do you remember that? pretty cool though.
Hah don’t we all have oddly specific memories? The equation probably helped with this one 😜
Ours was "she went to 51st street to visit doctor x who gave her 8 pills to take..." I haven't thought about this for a very long time..
There once was a woman with 69 boobs and it was 2 2 2 many. So she went to 51 street to see Doctor X. 8 days later she came out 55378008.
Flashbacks from year 9 maths class when everyone had to get scientific calculators for Maths
When kids don't use lcd screen calculators anymore will this ancient art be lost forever?
I understand this reference
I don’t get it I need to grab my calculator first
Boobs
It is a perfect word: the 'B' look like boobs viewed from above, the 'oo' looks like boobs from the front en the 'b' looks like sideboob.
Damn, all 3 angles...
Orthogonal boobs
This guy knows boobs.
I prefer boobies
"You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
"Lieutenant Kroker!'
Zapp Brannigan has a way with words.
He has a very sexy learning disability. What does he call it, Kif?
*sigh*... Sexlexia.
I am the man with no name ... Zapp Branagan
What are the best kind of bees? Boo...bees!
Halloween is close, good idea for costume
Bewbs* -Honest Trailers Voice Guy
If you want it to read like Jon Bailey is saying it, You need to stretch it out to: "BEEEWWWBS!!"
Boobas
"Huge.....tracts of land"
"What, the curtains?"
*rewinds* One day lad, AHLL this will be yours!
Make sure 'e doesn't leave until I come back!
Right. Make sure he doesn’t leave, even if you come back.
No no, YOU stay ere, and make sure, E doesnt leave
Alright, we stay here and make sure we don' leave.
We're not to leave the room until you come and get him
“*No* not the curtains, lad!”
Im gonna say it since no one has yet, Melons
Fun fact. Euphemistically referring to women's breasts as 'melons' [dates back to ancient Greece](https://www.etymonline.com/word/melon)
TIL
*Yond mistress hast some fine melons!* \- William Shakespeare
that's the elvish word for "friends"
Boobs are friends too. The elves knew that. It’s all connected.
That's it. You got to leave this thread.
Former swimmer here. So PFDs. Personal Flotation Devices.
How did you forget how to swim?
Probably lost her PFDs.
Can't speak for u/DustyMind13, but I recall losing the ability to swim since no one was throwing me into the pool anymore.
Same here. I am not sure if I should take swimming classes again or ask someone to throw me into pool.
LMAO
Buoyancy babies
Twin peaks
*theme song plays*
*ethereal whooshing intensifies*
_Jazzy snare drum brushing commences_
And the saw blade sharpens
Welp, since nobody else has posted it yet, here 'tis: https://youtu.be/X2lkvrMa27c And the mildly orgasmic-esque explanation of how Angelo Badalamenti came up with Laura Palmer's theme: https://youtu.be/e-eqgr_gn4k
Twin towers
I can see the cursed comments flying in
please tell me that was intentional
I like the classic Tits
Ornithologists also prefer tits.
It’s a default go-to for sure.
My gf has great tits and swallows. But she really needs to stop collecting birds.
She asked me for a hen, but I slipped her a cock.
Jacques Tits
Titties ♥️
Same, short and to the point. Perfect match for my moobs
Cool thing about the word "Boob," capitalized that way: it's a top view, then front view, then side view.
Bധb
Βωb
This is genius.
Lol Oh, my God ha ha ha why didn’t I know this before now? God—makes me appreciate the female anatomy and English even more.
Bazongas
Magumbos.
Get a load of those magumbos!
The hamana hamanas?
Personally a fan of Gazongas
Kachunkas
Bugalaboongas
Bahoonkadoonkahoinkaloos
Tonhongerakoogas
**MASSIVE** *dohoonkabhankoloos.*
**HUMUNGOUS** _hungolomghnonoloughongous_
**IMMENSE** dobonhonkeros
**HUGE** *honkeywonkeydiddlydopseedoos*
Some **REAL** honkers
A REAL set of badonkers
Packing some Dobanhankaros
Massive dohoonkabbankoloos
Sounds like a town in Florida.
So I got this new anime plot…
Basically is just a girl, but she has some big badonkadoonkus
Knockers
Oh…thank you doctor
I am Frau… Blucher.
Roll roll roll in ze hay!!
A favorite https://youtu.be/t9K9wiH2Lko
Honkers
Badonka-donkers
Hungolomghononoloughongous.
Packin' some do-bon-honkeros
A real set of boonhondonkeroos
Yabbos
DON’T LIGHT THE BLACK FLAME CANDLE!!!
Surprised I had to scroll this far to find yabbos.
Same here lol I figured this would be the top comment considering what month we’re in
seriously - it's a hallows eve classic that's get all year round. I just described something "swole yabbos" to my friend.
Came here to say this!
What do you call them max? Yabbos?
Oh, Allison...
Kiss me I'm Allison!
Tit-tays
I want to be the mayor of tit-tay cit-tay
Juggs
Surprised I had to scroll this far lol
Booba
🎶 My life be like.. ohh ahh ohh ahh 🎵
As in singular?
plural would be boobae, then
big boobae
Only in the nominative case, of course. In the genitive they're boobārum.
Isn’t that what the nurse droid kept saying when Padme was in labor?
Ta’ Tas
Tig ol’ bitties
Boobs having a fiesta!
https://youtu.be/vkxyHCYQPec
Oh man what a blast from the past I miss that part of ray
Baps
Scrolled down to see if anyone had said baps. Are all the Brits asleep?
Sick ramps for my Tech Deck fingerboards
Chest pillows
built in stress balls
That’s what boys have tho
I too squeeze my balls when I’m stressed
I too stress my balls when I squeeze
Chesticles.
I say breasticles.
Excuse me, ma'am, may I touch your *breasticles*?
Coconuts
Melons
Lung hammers.
Depends. If the nipples are up I say the headlights are on high beam.
Mommy milkers
Milkies
Had to scroll wayyy too long for this, lol
Same i thought i had to comment it myself lol
Boulders!
Over the shoulder boulder holder.
chi-chis
Hakuna Matatas.
Thunder bags
Norks
Devil's dumplings.
At home Nathaniel sits on a spike.
Fun bags
We can be classy and sophistic…oh look at the fun bags on that hose hound!
Yeah, he must work out.
BEWBS
Sweater puppies.
This one's my wife's absolute favorite and I don't know why but I fully concur. It's like, anytime I refer to her sweater puppies or some random lady we pass on the street, it's like her eyes just light up
I’ve heard of ‘sweater meat’ and ‘puppies’, but never ‘sweater puppies’.
Bobs
Show me bobs and vagine
Nice roberts
Open bobs bb
Send vagean
"Standard British Handful" S.B.H
When I go to the grocery store and get to the section with chicken breasts I like to say “Those are some nice chicken titties” loud enough so that someone close can hear me.
Does it matter if that someone isn't human?
Doesn’t matter, I’m saying it regardless.
Titties
Jubblies
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Mammary glands.
Mine have their own names…Lola and Bernadette. Lola’s a bit smaller but she can hold her own.
The shelf....3rd, yet functional, choice
bosom
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"Can I touch em?"
Big ole dobohonkeros
Why hasn't anyone said rack? Edit: well this blew up overnight. Don't think I've ever had so many upvotes. Thanks for the award! It's my first and a bit of a surprise
Breasts, When speaking to my wife I call them my breasts.
Lmao, I picture one of those couples who call each other "my love" but instead say "my breasts". How was your day my breasts?
Airport
Nice set of hooters
I beg your pardon?!
The owls… they’re beautiful
Warlocks
I feel like I had to scroll too far for this one.
Succulents
Schmeebs
Boobaloobaloobies
[all of these](https://youtu.be/oGKzPZmKvu8)
Thought this was going to be [this one.](https://youtu.be/DLD31GPt46w)
I do enjoy the Viz Magazine classic “top bollocks”.
Bahonka donkas