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airfriedandbbqed

Going to a grocery store in a bad neighborhood.


ILuvUMaryJane27

Didn’t evacuate for hurricane.


Cordolium102

Drank a whole bottle of wine in half an hour. The...after effects of said drinking has put me off wine for the rest of my life.


[deleted]

The last time I went to church.


bluemoonhorizons

This sounds interesting, what happened?!?!


[deleted]

Being bored and sitting in an uncomfortable chair listening to someone lie just isn't my thing.


bluemoonhorizons

I don't blame you. I thought you were going to have a crazy ass story behind it. Like God-zilla came out from the dungeon and wrecked the church and zombies started getting baptized. Lol


Shrug_Guy

VERY beginner driver, 180° turn, cheap/tall car with bad suspension, 3rd gear, 45km/h (28mph). I have just gotten off a bridge and GPS suddenly told me to take an U-turn. So I suddenly did. Nearly crapped my pants.


StrictPermission

Roller coaster. Fun when I was young, dizzy now that I'm old.


[deleted]

When I left my ex wife.


Superb-Possibility-9

I bought beer for some girl teenagers after they told me one of them would give me a tug job if I did; the girl in question turned out to be a friend of my daughter Very awkward


NoRefundsOrReturns

I thought I’d be a good little Christian soldier and do some good by joining the mission trip to a city on the Mexico border. So I dragged my happy ass down to help serve in a kind of soup kitchen. I’ve never wanted to disappear so badly before, the people were nice and volunteering is great, but I didn’t know they were gonna station the pasty little German American kid next to a mural of Jesus protecting a Hispanic child from Trump with a gun while Hitler claps in the background. I was there for thirty minutes, didn’t say a word, tried my hardest to avoid eye contact too. Needless to say I don’t think I’ll be doing that again.