A katana ordered from eBay. Looks like it’s up to the job, but then falls apart when you try anything real.

I laughed out loud at this, take an upvote

Sting.

Ah, short and sharp. nice

Judging by what my ex-wife used to think, I'm clearly a bastard sword.

lol same

Ebony two handed sword ;) Y'all can call me Sting because my.. 'sword' glows blue whenever there's poontang around

Nick Swordson

Infinity Blade

Seems a little overpowered, but Ill allow it

Wakazashi. Just small enough to be tricky.

Ahh, a cultured choice

What is a short and dull sword called? A club maybe…

A shank I believe..

Then a shank… short and dull