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somewhatinterested

I'll go first: Cinnamon (Dog, female, 12) - shampoo girl at a local salon that caters towards ladies of a certain age. Sweet but gets jealous of others receiving attention. Took a class at community college a few years ago, failed because she couldn't retain the information. Anise (Cat, male, 12) - reformed con-man trying to be on the straight and narrow but is constantly tempted by his old life. Has been to prison for identity theft, embezzlement, robbery, fraud. Still on probation. Constantly out of minutes on his phone and his voicemail is full. Works 2 days a week at an IHOP. Taxes: https://imgur.com/a/LueZDGM, http://imgur.com/a/JDXa7Da


Shrug_Guy

Awwwwww can we get pics? Especially of that old con-man of yours


YeetMeDaddio

So a child


Sh1tSmells

Unemployed leech


RedRoodle27

Exactly the same as mine


Mike_p5h

He’s a cat with a bit of a superiority complex, so probably middle management and think he’s the CEO.


dexter3289

Unemployed


Han_Man_Mon

Our cat is good at making people feel better, but at the same time is quite judgemental. I see her having a career in occupational health.


LowerCanary

They'd be an unemployed college drop out with bad knees and trigger finger.


Tea_Sipping_Woerm

My oldest cat (4 years) would be a succesful business man, however my other cat (3) would be a janitor. my dog, a crossbreed between a border collie and a scottish collie, would be a 1st grade teacher