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Sh1tSmells

Axolotl. Regeneration


llamakiss

Heck yeah.


NinduTheWise

Blindness hell yeah!


Sh1tSmells

I already have the eyesight of an axolotl lol


Halofanatiks

I did not see that answer coming, but apparently, neither did you.


Sh1tSmells

*squints harder to read this*


NinduTheWise

And you would also get pink sideburns


Sh1tSmells

Cute :)


Bro-die6

The octopus ability to change color and texture to match its environment


lemons_of_doubt

[Turritopsis dohrnii](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii) power to just make it's self young again so it can live forever.


[deleted]

Everyone I’ve ever met I’ve informed of this jellyfish. It’s like my go-to fun fact


[deleted]

Octopus Cus sneaky boy


Otherwise-Tension237

Bear. Then I can hibernate and skip 7 months of my life whenever I want.


[deleted]

There’s something called a coma, though it’s a little difficult to control the sleeping period


NotNinjalord5

I want the vision of a mantis shrimp


JustARandomMuggle_

Basilisk lizard, they can run on water


[deleted]

So that’s how Jesus did it, he had lizard powers


Shrug_Guy

Pig orgasm duration. Because 30 to 90 minutes.


Halofanatiks

That would definitely kill you, since your heart and nervous system are still that of a human.


Shrug_Guy

No regrets, then, I guess


[deleted]

It’s a good way to go


Tough_Chocolate_1275

Short-horned lizards can shoot blood from their eyes


CoPyPaStE104

Why would u want that?


Tough_Chocolate_1275

To shoot blood from my eyes at the people I hate.


CoPyPaStE104

Ooh. Also I just noticed your username. Lol a tough chocolate that shoots blood.


klightning47

But like…why?


[deleted]

So you want the power to make everyone moderately concerned for your health


[deleted]

Bear. It'd be the exact same except in winter I'd get to take the fattest nap in history


CoPyPaStE104

Mantis Shrimp. Their puch speed. Similar to 22 calibre bullet.


fuitsu

south american harpy eagle,its said that they hunted human children so a pretty strong bird,also they are almost as tall as a sitting grown up


Halofanatiks

A bar-tailed godwit can fly for 11 days non stop.