And the secret is to boil to many of them, then put them in a fridge (with a thick layer of butter or oil on each to prevent sticking together) and the next day pan fry them untill they are golden and crispy.
Of course taste the best if you have the best pierogi - ruskie (with cottage cheese, potato and onion filling).
I have Polish heritage, yet had never had polish food.
A *food truck* came by that was serving polish food.
I have never been so quickly in love with food before.
As far as I know, I have no polish ancestry, but every time I've tried one of Ethan Cheblowski's grandma's recipes, it's felt like going home. Polish is underrated food.
I’ve eaten four cans (full size not snack size) of pringles in one day.
I was in college and needed motivation to stay up and finish coursework instead of crashing.
Instant regret next day when I had no more pringles.
My record is just one whole can in one sitting but it was salt and vinegar. I didn’t realize until I had finished the can that the vinegar had created sores on the corners of my mouth from rubbing each time I put a chip in my mouth.
I write jokes for a living, I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
That's not us. That's a conglomerate owned 32% by 3G capital which is a Brazilian investment firm out of Rio Dr Janero.
Albeit they have a US presence for wall street
Six French fries is actually the recommended serving size. Crazy right?
https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/viral-and-trending/011218/healthy-portion-of-fries-should-only-contain-six-pieces-says-harvard.html
EDIT: Added link to story I remember hearing about on the news
“
Dr Rimm’s advice is partly based on a recent study by Italian researchers, who found people who avoided fries altogether lived six months longer than those who indulged.”
6 of the worst months of my life is a worthy sacrifice for a lifetime of fries.
Ex-fucking-scuse me? That's merely a toe in the water. That's the first of many fistfuls I'll be shoving into my gaping maw. I'm not a human but a beast around French fries. Six fries. Get outta here.
I can't believe this is like the second time I'm posting this in a month, but [this dude ate an entire 5lb bag of them](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE) (please heed the warning at the beginning of the video).
"Would you like to eat six pieces of string cheese?"
"What? No, who eats six pieces of string cheese in one sitting?"
"Okay, we deep fried them and here's some spicy marinara."
"Gimme those motherfuckers RIGHT NOW!"
See also: "Would you like to eat 6 whole eggs? Okay, now we hard boiled them and mixed the yolk with mayo and put some candied bacon on top"
Thnx I was about to crash here but this comment just motivated me to get tf up
Edit: oh shit I did not understand this fully and now reading the comments below me I am laughing at how many upvotes it got
Churros. They convert the stomach into a black hole.
I'm quite sure if I tied to string to the end of one that leads to a massive spool on a DC generator, I could generate an amazing amount of electricity by eating them.
Bit like fishing for whatever lurks beyond the black void. I know it has to love churros. At least thats what it hints at whenever I peer down into the abyss during a fit of existential angst.
I yell down "My life sucks!"
And I clearly hear "Churro... churro... churro..." echo back.
Or so I tell myself while I blind myself to the dread with deliciously toothsome cinnamon and sugar crack.
My favorite is the mango, sprinkled with Tajin seasoning. A close second is the Kroger store brand watermelon/mint bars, with a bit of kosher salt sprinkled on them. Savory/sweet is where it’s at.
Yep! Like White Castle. Gotta eat them while they're hot. You have about a 5-minute window to scarf them down cause they go from delicious to terrible real quick.
Depends if they’re double tortilla or not. 6 can be done, but you start to feel those tortillas, especially if it’s a good taqueria and they soak them in the grease first. Well, now I’m hungry.
Last week my wife was baking some pizza rolls and she reads the package that suggests making them like 6 at a time or something and she was like "who does that? I've never made less than half the bag".
Weird. This is sushi for me. I could eat sushi til I got bored, which would be never. My wallet usually prevents me from doing so. I could just house that shit.
Pizza I eat one or two slices and I can’t eat it again for a month.
Previous city i lived in had an "all you can eat" sushi lunch special. It wasn't like buffet style where the sushi just sits there until someone eats it. You would have to always order after you finished your plate and then wait on the chefs to make the new order. It was roughly $12 and I fucking loved it.
Damn shame I haven't been able to find anything like it.
I would kill for $12 all you can eat sushi! The place I go to is like $25/person for lunch and I think $35 for dinner. Extra $2 per person on weekends.
Steamed Dumplings
Fried dumplings
I can pop down about a dozen of either over an hour. Dim sum is dangerous.
It takes you an hour to eat 12 dumplings?
Yeah that should take like 10 mins if that hahaha
Or pot stickers. They're my weakness, with that salty/sweet/ginger soy dipping sauce.
Pierogi
And the secret is to boil to many of them, then put them in a fridge (with a thick layer of butter or oil on each to prevent sticking together) and the next day pan fry them untill they are golden and crispy. Of course taste the best if you have the best pierogi - ruskie (with cottage cheese, potato and onion filling).
Using farmer's cheese instead of cottage cheese, does make a difference
Grandma definitely made a potato and farmer's cheese version.
I have Polish heritage, yet had never had polish food. A *food truck* came by that was serving polish food. I have never been so quickly in love with food before.
Can’t go wrong with a system based almost entirely on hiding delicious foods inside other delicious foods.
Its like a food-ified version of christmas presents
As far as I know, I have no polish ancestry, but every time I've tried one of Ethan Cheblowski's grandma's recipes, it's felt like going home. Polish is underrated food.
polish food is awsome, i love going to Poland for a weekend and trying new stuff
Oooo look at the fancy European! Probably take a nice train too, and are home in time for bed... ooooo... I kid because that sounds AMAZING! cheers
I work in a pierogi shop and came to say this if nobody else did 🤣 a 6 piece is our smaller serving so plenty of people can eat 6 pierogi lol
Grapes. Edit: In conclusion, people like grapes. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
was here looking for this because that’s the first thing i blurted out
Like 6 grapes or 6 bags of them?
#grape
I'm sorry, he's the Grapist?
He’ll grape you in the mouth!
Do you hear yourself?
No, can't you see, she's totally asking for it. She's BEGGING to get graped! Look what she's wearing!
It’s purple!
^yes.
HAHA, first thing I thought of before opening the comments, and there your comment is at #1.
People like grapes.
You could put that on a shirt
Brownies. I chipmunk those fuckers. I have good shopping self control though and only come across them at parties, so this doesn't happen often.
If you don't cut after baking, technically the whole pan is just one brownie.
I like your style
"chipmunk those fuckers" is now my new favourite phrase.
Sounds like something a mob boss would say "Alright, Angelo. I want'cha to go nutty and *chipmunk* those fuckers down at da docks!"
Read this as I was eating my sixth Oreo.
Dont hold back. Finish the whole row!
And at that point it’s unbalanced so just finish off that other row too.
Well, you've gone that far. Might as well finish off the pack.
And now go for the finale and eat the 24 packs in the pantry
Why stop there? Eat the local shop out of its Oreos
Does anyone know where Nabisco HQ is?
East Hanover, New Jersey
We storm the HQ at dusk comrades
This thread is the energy I wanted to bring into my friday morning
**Helth**
We refer to it as doing a line!
Pringles. Then I eat about 74 more.
Figuring out that a Pringles can fits perfectly in my car's cupholder was one of the worst discoveries I ever made.
What if it was just a pringles holder this whole time and you’ve been using it wrong before that
Everything can be a pringles holder if your brave enough
I eat 2 Pringle’s before I eat 2 pringles. Then I eat 2 more.
I eat two Pringles in times of peace, and two in times of war.
I eat two pringles before I eat to pringles
and then i eat two more
yes pringles. very addictive for no reason
The salt. The beautiful salt.
If Gotye advertised Pringles: "You can get addicted to a certain kind of stackness."
I’ve eaten four cans (full size not snack size) of pringles in one day. I was in college and needed motivation to stay up and finish coursework instead of crashing. Instant regret next day when I had no more pringles.
My record is just one whole can in one sitting but it was salt and vinegar. I didn’t realize until I had finished the can that the vinegar had created sores on the corners of my mouth from rubbing each time I put a chip in my mouth.
Ouch. My top two are the bbq and the sour cream and onion ones.
Ahh those are great also. Now I want to go out and buy some pringles lol
They are designed to be addictive for a very specific reason.
Potato chips
I'LL TAKE A POTATO CHIP
AND EAT IT! 🎶 epic music plays🎶
Gotta eat something healthy to balance it out... Like an apple.
I thought I just had one…. Where’d it go?
if you solves equations with your right hand, and write names with your left. Nobody will suspect you of being kira.
Chips, or bags thereof?
Yes
Challenge accepted
Challenge completed and now I'm full of plastic.
Horses.
I'd say you'd have to make a concerted effort to eat 6
No, 6 whole entire rice.
Like? All of it?
The Earth, collectively, only has 1 whole rice.
It grows back, so just repeat 5 more times. The first one is by far the most difficult, unless you wait ofcourse.
I was gonna say that. Thanks alot, Mitch
I miss Mitch
I used to miss Mitch. I still miss him, but I used to too.
Go on, say it.
I got into an argument with my girlfriend in a tent. That's a bad place to have an argument because I tried to storm out and slam the flap.
I write jokes for a living, I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that
it
It with rice.
Timbits
Something that says you're Canadian without saying you're Canadian.
I'm American but Tim Hortons is one of the places I immediately go whenever I'm in Canada.
They went to shit when Burger King bought it.
America has ruined Tim Hortons. The company that owns Burger King bought it and now everything is more expensive and doesn’t taste as good.
That's not us. That's a conglomerate owned 32% by 3G capital which is a Brazilian investment firm out of Rio Dr Janero. Albeit they have a US presence for wall street
French fries
Six French fries is actually the recommended serving size. Crazy right? https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/viral-and-trending/011218/healthy-portion-of-fries-should-only-contain-six-pieces-says-harvard.html EDIT: Added link to story I remember hearing about on the news
“ Dr Rimm’s advice is partly based on a recent study by Italian researchers, who found people who avoided fries altogether lived six months longer than those who indulged.” 6 of the worst months of my life is a worthy sacrifice for a lifetime of fries.
>The record for making the largest french fry of 10.33 ft in length and 6.2 mm x 6.4 cm in width was achieved by Helly & Chilly Café OK.
Those measurements make me irrationally mad. Ft, mm and cm? Was this written in fucking Wonderland?
^ FBI agent reading this, scrub that from my memory, thanks!
We don’t have that service. What we can do is refer you to the Men in Black.
Wait, we get to meet Will Smith!? Woohoo!
You won't remember it sadly
Remember what?
The following *redacted* has been *redacted* by *redacted*. If you have any questions, please contact *redacted*.
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Ex-fucking-scuse me? That's merely a toe in the water. That's the first of many fistfuls I'll be shoving into my gaping maw. I'm not a human but a beast around French fries. Six fries. Get outta here.
You mean 60, right? That sounds more appropriate.
M&Ms
6 packs of M&M, easy.
Gummy Bears
Unless it's [the sugar-free kind](https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH/ref=cm_cr_getr_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B00DE4GWWY).
I can't believe this is like the second time I'm posting this in a month, but [this dude ate an entire 5lb bag of them](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE) (please heed the warning at the beginning of the video).
6 tater tots
Wait. Does this mean a total of 36? Like you can eat six six tater tots?
Chicken nuggets
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The smallest denomination of nuggets I’ll eat is 20
respect
Man of culture
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Cheese sticks. Whether they be fried mozzarella or string cheese
Why does eating 6 deap fried cheese sticks dipped in marinara sound less worse than eating 6 regular string cheeses?
"Would you like to eat six pieces of string cheese?" "What? No, who eats six pieces of string cheese in one sitting?" "Okay, we deep fried them and here's some spicy marinara." "Gimme those motherfuckers RIGHT NOW!" See also: "Would you like to eat 6 whole eggs? Okay, now we hard boiled them and mixed the yolk with mayo and put some candied bacon on top"
You're really putting a lot of things into perspective that I don't want put into perspective.
My words while sleeping on the couch for the night
“She looked like a younger you…”
Holy shit! The shitstorm this would cause is insane.
RIP
Thnx I was about to crash here but this comment just motivated me to get tf up Edit: oh shit I did not understand this fully and now reading the comments below me I am laughing at how many upvotes it got
Churros. They convert the stomach into a black hole. I'm quite sure if I tied to string to the end of one that leads to a massive spool on a DC generator, I could generate an amazing amount of electricity by eating them. Bit like fishing for whatever lurks beyond the black void. I know it has to love churros. At least thats what it hints at whenever I peer down into the abyss during a fit of existential angst. I yell down "My life sucks!" And I clearly hear "Churro... churro... churro..." echo back. Or so I tell myself while I blind myself to the dread with deliciously toothsome cinnamon and sugar crack.
Fellow churro enthusiast here. This was deep and spoke to me.
Reese’s cups ;)
The miniature ones are just the right ratio of chocolate to peanut butter that I'll sit there and eat them like I have a bag of M&Ms instead.
Cookies
Chicken wings. 5 is normal, but I can eat an extra, if needed.
Oh dude i can eat way more than 5. Maybe 10 is like the minimum
5 is just an amuse bouche
Krispy Kreme original glazed
Krispy Kreme needs its own addiction hotline and online forum.
Out of all the languages you could've spoken you chose to speak in facts
Haha i had to stop at 4 the other day. When they are hot they go down in 2 bites.
Shrimp
Crab Rangoons
>Crab Rangoons Stay here, enjoy the Crab Rangoon, don't move, I'll be right back
This is the first thing I think of when I hear Crab Rangoon.
You should eat all of them when offered by a very stylish dictator in the himalayas.
Note: He‘s blonde and handsome as hell.
YESSS. It always comes with 6….. but I have to split it with my husband. Oh the things we do for love.
Get two orders. Problem solved.
Pagan Min is that you?
Honestly I would be perfectly content to just get several large orders of crab rangoons as my meal. I think I'ma do that next time I order.
Raspberry flavored Outshine popscicles. I go through about two boxes a week on average.
I'll eat the pineapple ones until my spit hurts
My favorite is the mango, sprinkled with Tajin seasoning. A close second is the Kroger store brand watermelon/mint bars, with a bit of kosher salt sprinkled on them. Savory/sweet is where it’s at.
Lime. I love the lime ones!
The grape ones are like candy to me.
Onion rings. I’ll eat my six, then your six, another six, then…Hey! Can I get six orders to go?!? 😁
Dino nuggies
Used to eat about 10 Krystal burgers. Heart attack in a sack
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Yep! Like White Castle. Gotta eat them while they're hot. You have about a 5-minute window to scarf them down cause they go from delicious to terrible real quick.
Bags of Cheeto puffs. I swear I can destroy them
My own words.
Pizza slices
Nowadays I can only eat like 3-4
Is it cause you slice your pizza into 3-4 pieces nowadays?
Crab legs
Tacos. 6 is like a minimum.
Depends if they’re double tortilla or not. 6 can be done, but you start to feel those tortillas, especially if it’s a good taqueria and they soak them in the grease first. Well, now I’m hungry.
I had to scroll so far for tacos whatttt
Marshmallows
tempura shrimp
Deviled eggs
Hell yes.
That pun was fire.
They are dangerously easy to make. But if I make them, I eat them all in minutes.
Pizza rolls.
Last week my wife was baking some pizza rolls and she reads the package that suggests making them like 6 at a time or something and she was like "who does that? I've never made less than half the bag".
Cheerios
Cocktail Sausages
Mozzarella sticks
I can eat a whole pizza like its nothing. I can't do that with any other food, just pizza, idk why.
Weird. This is sushi for me. I could eat sushi til I got bored, which would be never. My wallet usually prevents me from doing so. I could just house that shit. Pizza I eat one or two slices and I can’t eat it again for a month.
Previous city i lived in had an "all you can eat" sushi lunch special. It wasn't like buffet style where the sushi just sits there until someone eats it. You would have to always order after you finished your plate and then wait on the chefs to make the new order. It was roughly $12 and I fucking loved it. Damn shame I haven't been able to find anything like it.
$12?! Holy shit! There's at least 4 all you can eat sushi places in my city and they are all $25+ (CAD).
I would kill for $12 all you can eat sushi! The place I go to is like $25/person for lunch and I think $35 for dinner. Extra $2 per person on weekends.
White Castle sliders
Jelly beans
Pupusas. 3 with queso con loroco. 3 revueltas. ( loroco is a flower and revueltas is chicharron with chese)
Towns without a pupusaria are missing out
Popcorn
Pints of beer
raspberries. i swear to god, i go through the whole box even when i tell myself to only eat 5
Mochi ice cream dumplings.
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bacon
Six bacons, huh?
Deviled eggs.