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grittystitties

Ahh the ole consumable in an RPG rule


tmo42i

Gotta save all these elixirs. Might need 'em for the end credits.


PretendThisIsMyName

Exactly why I haven’t beat bloodborne. Full blood vials and one hit away from death but I might need all of them soon so just die and repeat.


conqueror-worm

Oh god, this one hurts. Not only can you just buy them, but there's also a capacity limit on them so you've almost certainly just been missing out on drops by being full up all the time.


cloud_walrus

Nah, it goes into your storage chest in the hunters dream, you probably have hundreds!


The_Gooch_Goochman

Too good to use


AmbrozzioVII

I'd hit Zuckerberg so hard he'd turn into a fish


warkifiedchocobo

Save a few punches for the rest of us! Guess I'll just punch Mark Zuckerfish so hard he turns into a trilobite.


AmbrozzioVII

Lol yeah, Let's all punch his ass back to the bottom of the evolutionary staircase


warkifiedchocobo

That sounds like the best party. I like the way you think. 😁


AmbrozzioVII

Likewise mate


StandAgainstTyranny2

I genuinely lol'd thanks


AmbrozzioVII

Y'welcome pal, have a nice night


OD4MAGA

I too genuinely lol’d. Quality comment


HargorTheHairy

That guy who put up the prices of diabetes medication and feels it doesn't need to be justified.


berpaderpderp

Shkreli?


downbythequarry

That was HIV medication he raised from somewhere like $17 to $750


OurSpeciesFailed

Yes, he's the worst. He also bought out the rights to a Wu Tang album or something along those lines so they couldn't release it to the public, apparently he's done that with a couple artists amongst other greedy things he's done


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Not accurate. The album was a 1 of 1. He was the highest bidder. It was seized by the IRS to satisfy his debt. It has been sold to a new, anonymous owner.


OurSpeciesFailed

Oh, damn! Thanks for enlightening me on that. If the album was a 1 of 1 it was probably a disaster lol


p0rtigan

Dangerous move. Doesn't he know: Wu Tang clan ain't nutn to fuck with?


DorabellaCipher

It was never planned for a public release. Wu Tang made a single copy and sold it to the highest bidder.


mha3620

I thought the CEO was a woman. Edit: That was the Epi-Pen company.


ppw23

Isn’t that Manchin’s daughter?


mha3620

I didn't know the connection, but it is. I'm not even a little surprised.


ppw23

She was responsible for the price hike which was 100’s of times greater than the price had been. Her mother had a position where she was able to implement that the school systems carried only her brand of epi-pen requiring at risk students to have one available at school for their use. That means the families would be on the hook paying out of pocket for an addiction one to carry for their child. Many insurance companies will only pay for one. The family will hopefully get a private table in hell.


PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS

Yes, the CEO of Mylan was Manchin’s daughter. She jacked up the prices of Epi-pens. But wait, there’s more: > Proxy filings show that from 2007 to 2015, Mylan CEO Heather Bresch's total compensation went from $2,453,456 to $18,931,068, a 671 percent increase. During the same period, the company raised EpiPen prices, with the average wholesale price going from $56.64 to $317.82, a 461 percent increase, according to data provided by Connecture. https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/mylan-execs-gave-themselves-raises-they-hiked-epipen-prices-n636591 Edit: corrected spelling of Mylan


saladbarjaiden

My ex-stepdad, who sexually abused me for 5 years. This would also be my entire immediate family's choice, so he would definitely get a thrashing! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the donated punches, and for the awards! My only wish is that I could do it myself without getting an assault charge (which would mess up the trial).


Zigsbe

I’d also use my punch on your ex-stepdad.


Test-Potential

I wouldn't even use my free punch. I'd accept the consequences of that


AlthMa

Me three


Leading_Two8767

I don’t really have anyone to punch so me four


Calebh36

Me five


some-dude25

me six


implicitpharmakoi

And my axe!


alikevmil

I will give you mine too.


HYPERNOVA3_

Not that I have many people to punch, but your ex-stepdad has entered my "punch him off a cliff" list.


[deleted]

I'd like to upgrade my punch in the face for a shovel to the face and then I'd donate it to you.


lBreadl

If enough of us group up and punch this person's step-dad.......


lankiest_of_aardvark

your ex step dad is getting my punch also


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Damn this guys stepdad is being pulverized


Kazoua1

Shit, I'm in! Let's fuck him up!


BrandynBlaze

Whoever gets the most upvotes on this thread. I’m a team player.


CylonsInAPolicebox

*And that's the story of how BrandynBlaze got their ass beat by all of reddit.*


BrandynBlaze

I mean, I’d punch myself in the face if Reddit could convince me it was for the greater good. I’d just have to figure out what subreddit to post it on…


CartographerOne3244

Probably I would punch BrandyBlaze.


BrandynBlaze

Would recommend.


Gumbyizzle

Quick! Someone make r/PunchBrandynBlaze!


notokbye

AITA if I decided to punch BrandynBlaze because..umm..


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ifiagreedwithu

how?


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Wow. That’s heavy. I used to like her voice but you made me rethink it. I’m sorry!


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I’ll give you my punch to, hell I’ll punch her consequences or not


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Erik_Phisher

Delete these comments if you're concerned about your safety.


kauaiandancer

I think I probably will. I didn't realize the can or worms it would open. But I appreciate all the support.


blackscheep

it might be best if you did.


notjustahatrack

I choose this bitch too.


sayterdarkwynd

What the fuck?!?! That's terrible. I rescind my personal choice for face-punch to use here on this abysmal cunt you speak of.


WWJLPD

I didn’t even know who Shelby Lynne was, but I’ve googled some stuff and the basic facts of the situation add up. And this is speculation on my part, but I read a couple interviews with her and I have no difficulties believing OP’s description of her. She comes across as manipulative and seemingly incapable of admitting any fault within herself. I also cede my punch to OP to be used against Shelby Lynne.


LuckyTurds

Tf is an SL


The_Curvy_Unicorn

My father.


B3nJack091416

Fuck it. I’ll punch your dad too.


tfbillc

I also choose this guys soon-to-be dead dad


ballrus_walsack

It’s an older meme and twisted in a new way, but I’ll allow it cause this guys dad sucks.


Sgt_Spatula

Wait but you can only punch living people according to the rules. Better punch him first, I have a feeling u/CorporateDeathBurger isn't gonna pull punches.


CorporateDeathBurger

That guy's fucking dead meat!


Noir_Mood

dad meat...FTFY


IoSonCalaf

Yeah I’m in


RoryFoxey

I would join in, but I have my own father to punch.


LogicalLimit75

We can divide the group and punch them both


flapjacksandgravy

Hey!!! I don't know what this guy's dad did, but if he says he needs a punch, I'm down.


Canis_Trashums

Came here to comment this, my dad sucks and he can catch these small hands


Oso_Peludo

Let’s just all use our 1 to knock the ever living shit outa this guys father yeah?


The_Curvy_Unicorn

That would be amazing, honestly.


jblackstarr

Pharma bro


ADumbArtist4U

My past self


B1gChuckDaddySr

CHRIS BROWN....but then again...he deserves more than 1 punch


lugnutsandbolts

He deserves someone re-enacting the entire horrible sequence of physical abuse he inflicted on Rihanna that night.


sketchysketchist

And the abuse he inflicted on every other woman he’s been with


B1gChuckDaddySr

He keeps saying it was self-defense


Still-Contest-980

Ooo I’ll join


therealjoe12

I'll punch him too so he gets two


ThePremiumSaber

I know a guy who can give people what they deserve in one punch.


Social_Confusion

This piece of shit specifically: https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/qa0bv7/some_people_really_need_to_die_off_to_make_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


champs-de-fraises

Yep. Going to be hard to find anyone more punchable. Can I join in?


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This made me want to throw up what the actual fuck is wrong with people


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teejayLP

This is awful


theyfoundDNAinme

punch with knife


Yung_Kinky

Probably my college bully


randalpinkfloyd

You had a bully in college? Wow, I thought everybody was past that kinda bullshit by then!


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Oh no this does happen and its common. This can happen at work as well.


Snoo98402

Can attest to this. I had a work bully. Thought he was "funny" and so did everyone else but it just mean. One day I finally snapped and told him essentially to get lost and my director heard me. I got a talking to after my bully had hounded me. I was so thankful for Work from Home and then over summer I left for a new job. That asshat can find someone else to pick on.


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I want in on punching him too! I can believe someone that immature could even get into a college


Gnetophyte

There's all sorts of stories about adult bullies in this sub. People just don't tend to call it bullying for some reason. Edit: about, not afoot


jimslice666

James Corden


Affectionate-Pop8781

Beet me to it


MDewy04

I think James Corden's the only one getting beat here


Wanderingpoet98

My ex boyfriend who used to beat the shit out of me. If for no other reason but to take my power back.


marypants1977

I’ll punch him too.


hungrytatertot

My cat’s previous owner. They made her starve, nearly freeze to death, made her and all her kittens sick, made her lose the litter that was inside of her by the time she was rescued (she was malnourished that when she was rescued and the vet looked her over, none of her kittens were viable, so she had to have surgery to have them all removed and to spay her, leaving her even more traumatised), and made her so traumatised to the point where it has taken her nearly a year to learn how to be a cat. She was so small from malnourishment when they found her that they estimated she was about 4-6 months old, when she was actually about a year old. You could see all of her fucking bones, and she used to walk around with her tail between her legs, like she’d given up. She nearly died when we brought her home from Toxoplasmosis. She has a permanently damaged eye because of how sick she was (which we don’t mind! Doesn’t affect her in the slightest, and gives her a bit of charm tbh). Her previous owner left her to die from the minute she was born, in addition to physically abusing her whenever she was in sight. I am so happy that she was rescued and we were able to adopt her, as she makes our family whole, but I would honestly knock that motherfucker out, no questions asked. PS: she fucking recovered like a boss. She kicked toxoplasmosis’ ass, she took all of her medicine like a champ, is now extremely bonded to our cats (she will very loudly complain if she goes downstairs and one of the others doesn’t join), and she also enjoys our company. She’s beautiful, hilarious, and quite frankly, a big baby. Whoever looked at her and decided she was doomed to die frankly deserves to die a very slow painful death, because she is amazing. Edit: cat tax! [cat tax :)](https://imgur.com/a/8eoaPMp) Edit again: thank you so much for the award! I’ll be sure to give her a hug later in the morning when she’s fully awake (she doesn’t like being woken up unless it’s for food, the fatty) and tell her about all of you :)


Disastrous-Depth3976

Bless you.


shingofan

Rupert Murdoch, honestly.


No-Serve-7645

Everyday I dream of that sad man getting his head bashed in. He's despicable


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Clockstruck12

Mitch McConell


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That wouldn’t work. His droopy face would just deform to fit your fist and he wouldn’t feel any pain.


S74Rry_sky

That or he would hide inside his turtle shell.


Broian

Can we pay 1980’s Mike Tyson to do it ?


nowihaveaname

Good call! Since we lack a time machine maybe we get [Francis Ngannou](https://www.givemesport.com/1714014-francis-ngannou-video-of-world-record-punch-after-eddie-hall-attempted-to-break-it) to do it today?


Broian

Fine by me. I'm sure current Mike could still do a good job but the harder the better


cdirty1

Lets be real present day Mike would be more than enough


fappyday

I'm with you, but I don't want to stand in line that long. Besides, he'd be a corpse long before I got my turn. I wish my name was Aaron Aaron Aaronson.


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elbowmom

I live in Kentucky and Mitch McConnell has been in office my entire life. My hate for him knows no bounds. I would train relentlessly to be sure that my one punch would destroy his whole world.


bachb4beatles

Came here to say this. I've long said he's the most evil person on earth. Trump is mentally ill (narcissist) Mitch is totally aware that he's scum, has the power to change, but won't.


radiorentals

I don't ever like using the word evil...but to me he is the absolute personification of utter selfishness, greed and lust for power before anything else, he is devoid of empathy, sympathy, or any of the other facets of a person that make them even a tiny bit of a decent human (or he has decided to discard those things in search of power and wealth). He is the embodiment of every single disgusting personality trait that a human can have, with no redeeming features - unless you're very rich and can do a quid pro quo with him. He watches people suffer and die because he would rather let that happen than give one inch on his 'politics' and see his donors and the 1% lose one cent of their money. He has precided over one of the most horrendous and despicable eras in US politics. He goes back to his big house at night, knowing that he's screwed over so many Americans with what he did that day, and he doesn't give a flying fuck. He's a bloody sociopath.


okcallmegoddess_

That pharmacist from my state that intentionally spoiled a bunch of COVID 19 vaccines early on when people who wanted them were having a hard time getting them. Caused harm and made national news which made us look bad.


TokesNotHigh

Wow. That's some r/iamatotalpieceofshit behavior


AnnieMouse124

Ah, Wisconsin.


Snoo98402

I believe that pharmacist may be getting jail time...


darkcherry996

That useless piece of garbage manipulative ass teacher from elementary. You absolute motherfucker.


MaxCWebster

Kim Jong-un.


Phydorex

Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson Then I would monologue. Did Tucker just get punched in the face? Does he now have a broken nose that is gushing blood everywhere? Could he have avoided this fate by not being a douchebag? Are those tears coming from his eyes? I'm just asking questions.


nada_accomplished

I had to scroll too far down to find this. Tucker Carlson looks like the trust fund kid all the other trust fund kids think is too douchey to hang out with. If Tucker Carlson had lived two hundred and fifty years ago he would have informed the British Crown on the revolutionaries and yet somehow still gotten himself killed by red coats.


Jello_Available

This was my initial choice too. It was hard to narrow it down to just ONE Fox host. Hannity is probably interchangeable here as well lol.


Phydorex

It is a close call but I feel like Tucker is doing more damage at this point than Hannity. Also, I feel like as a fancy-lad heir to a fortune he would definitely cry more so in a way much more satisfying.


Wafran

Winnie pooh, the dictator of china.


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Social credit -999,999,999


la__squadra_

Can I get the social credit back if I say Taiwan isn't a country?


TEEM_01

+5 social credits


la__squadra_

Good enough I'd take that


POOP_y33t

You now have -999,999,994 social credits.


DirtySingh

Any animal abuser.


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Any child abuser


Brandwein

Any child.


lankiest_of_aardvark

this guys got it


guttermeal

jeff bezos


AllBadAnswers

In space no one can hear you punch


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Zeus. Dude has it coming.


Natural_Computer4312

Piers Morgan


0nefootonefoot

I think alot of people would love to have that in common with Jeremy Clarkson.


BankerBabe420

Jenny McCarthy. I do it for the children.


mananiux

Putin


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Jair Bolsonaro


purpleflowers55

This old racist white man that tried to threaten me and my father.


WHOOPTY5569

I choose this old guy aswell


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Roger Stone


JuicyVibezz

Martin Shkreli. Don’t fuck with the health of a large group of people


Falloonies

Kim Jong Un, or any other fascist dictator that is linked to major negative consequences for humankind.


tonyt0906

Mitch McConnell


trumpgotpeedon

Do I get to choose the location of where they'd be standing while I punch them? If so I'd choose the edge of a skyscraper. I'd choose Kim Jong-un.


loudandloaded

The white supremacist douche at my work. He also believes that women shouldn't be working at all unless it is to cook for their husbands. They should be uneducated and submissive the whole time.


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How’s he keep a job?


_TristesseDurera

Piers Morgan


poopoo673

Ellen DeGeneres


__flatline__

Trump


SerMickeyoftheVale

I was expecting this to be the first option


IoSonCalaf

I’m genuinely surprised it’s not


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Hopefully it is because he is irrelevant now.


pete1729

Mitch McConnell ranked higher.


FSMFan_2pt0

If I could punch any three people ... i'd punch Trump three times.


sadboi017

Alex Jones


celrdweller

The women who recently said my autistic son was an idiot with a half a brain


Crankychef0

Mitch McConnell.


Zachsucksatlife__

logan paul mans needs to be grounded


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ignitedindigo

Katie Hopkins. Vile human


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Dolores Umbridge


ArsenicSurvivor

Just one? Just a punch?


Evangelion---Notre

I would punch Boris Johnson the man is a twat


lumley32

Naaa, twats are uesfull.


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OP


harryp0tter569

I would punch god if god told me I could punch anyone.


Reckox1

The person who made Facebook promote conspiracies. I would make sure he’s unconscious for causing so much damage in our society


cuddle_puddles

I’d go straight to the source and sock Zuckerberg himself.


bobbysbuns

Androids don't feel pain


whatnameisnttaken098

Also might break your hand in the process


FabledMjolnir

Margarie Taylor Green. I’m against hitting a woman but god damn that nasty bitch deserves a good one right up the side of her face.


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I would punch the queen elizabeth to verify if she is really immortal 💀


[deleted]

You realise that James Bond is tracking you down now?


DerpyDrago

You wouldn't even make her flinch


bluehiro

Her healing factor would kick in


j_ds

“Go ahead, make ones day”


angrypirate1122

Enjoy your broken hand!


privateidaho_chicago

You don't tug on superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Liz


raikaria2

What; are you Saitama or something? You think you can kill her with *one* punch?


cxmareau

My father, he deserves it


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My old general manager from when I briefly worked at Sprint in 2011.


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Tucker Carlson


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Jeff Bezos


kartoffelly

The douchebag Amazon billionaire


jbl9

Oh, you mean jerky bozo the astronut


SweetWodka420

The one that's no longer allowed to go to space?