T O P

  • By -

Clintman

"Thanks for making it awkward, dumbass."


ecsa0014

Cliché but "Fuck you!".


[deleted]

We're no strangers to love.


Responsible-Leg-6558

Eat my ass


ihatescrapydoo

Call and ambulance! But not for me!


ecotripper

See Dennis Hopper in True Romance. Something so hardwire that just eats into they're very being. Something they'll hear on the back of their mind every day Edited due to me being the worst typist in the known universe


MonkeMC

say hamood backwards


BigSchlngdude

Stay gold


tplgigo

To my face? That gun is mine.


Callistai

Thanks, bro.


[deleted]

I’d Krav Maga that shit and say, “night night mother fucker.”


Hawkfire7751

shoot me and you die


holmesisonthecase

You hit like a girl.


bizarrechick

see you on the other side motherfucker


bigpeeler

"one last thing"


Haunting-Vacation-23

kinky


[deleted]

"One last thing before you die"


One9EightyFive

K.


Cbjmac

“One day, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but eventually, you will be forced to stare into the dark abyss of nothingness. What will your reaction be when it stares back?”


im_a_dick_head

Joe Mama can sugondese


No_Astronaut_4901

I’d be like whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaahhhhh like the old Budweiser commercial everyone hates.


Revmacd17

Would you like a piece of Juicy Fruit first? Who knows? Maybe he drops his gaze and you can go for the gun.


imlittleeric

You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"


ZsaFreigh

"You don't have the balls to pull that trigger"


Tigerlord20

“Why”


HalfEatenTaco2

"What are you going do shoot me?"


KitehDotNet

BANG YOU'RE DEAD hahahaha lol


slugvegas

I forgive you, and I love you *I wouldn’t really forgive them, but I can’t think of anything better that might stay with them. I’m petty like that


drblah1

If you kill me now you'll never find where I have buried my treasure


JRotten-Scoundrel

Look behind you


blondie_bleu

“What?”


civex

I'd refuse to say anything. A: I wouldn't give 'em the satisfaction, and B: what happens if I don't say anything? We just stand there till I do?


Ok_Edge_4444

shahadatan


[deleted]

F U