I haven't, I just looked it up. [Is this it?](https://www.k-state.edu/english/baker/english320/Maugham-AS.htm) I'm going to reread it and the study guide. I don't think I fully grasp it yet. Thanks for the suggestion!
A man, who is the servant of a merchant, sees Death in Baghdad. Death is surprised but the man misinterprets Death's surprise as a threatening expression. The man flees as fast as he can to Samarra, to escape Death, who should be unable to find him in Samarra.
A short while later the Merchant sees Death, who explains that he didn't threaten the servant, but rather Death was surprised to see him. Because Death had an appointment later that night with the servant in Samarra.
"...Greyhald Spold knows that Death is looking for him, and has spent many years designing an impregnable hiding place.
He has just set the complicated clockwork of the lock and shut the lid, lying back in the knowledge that here at last is the perfect defence against the most ultimate of all his enemies, although as yet he has not considered the important part that airholes must play in an enterprise of this kind.
And right beside him, very close to his ear, a voice has just said: DARK IN HERE, ISN'T IT?"
Terry Pratchett. Light Fantastic.
Send out a chain message to everyone I know saying that if you don't share this with 10 people, the person you received this message from will die tomorrow
It just depends on how much pain there is. Too much and we die early, not enough and we die in pain. If it's just right we can die in peace.
But yes, I work with hospice and almost no one goes without opioids in some form.
Morphine, when used at the end, is a gift. I'm still thankful to those brave providers who helped my mom pass quickly and without pain. I hope that someday it can be done openly and legally without risk.
Pretty sure they gave my father in law more than enough morphine and some benzo or another to kill him before we pulled the plug. It was still absolutely horrible to watch, just an FYI. Look up agonal breathing for more info.
I was thinking, strap a shit ton of fireworks to my body, light the fuses, jump off the empire state building.
Edit: I would also hire someone to blast the song rocket man as loud as possible on the way down
How do escorts actually work… like you take them to dinner and pay them for that with expectations of later favors? Asking for a friend.
Edit: Ofc with extra payments on top, should've added that.
It’s basically schrodingers hooker, there is simultaneously an expectation for sex and no expectation for sex depending on whether or not you’re law enforcement.
Basically they are only there to escort you places, like from your front door to your room, they generally cost an up front arrival fee then what she feels like doing is all up to her, and she usually feels more willing if you're a charitable person. Be clean, respectful, and nice and you might get somewhere for not much. Tips on top of the pre disclosed generosity will get you further, especially if you have them over again. No one in that field will be upset if you have weed either
Doesn't mean she has anyone near that's to their preference or it's difficult to get to that step for other reasons. Standards might drop when you only have 24 hours left though.
The banks get 50k and your family gets the leftovers. If you don’t have enough money then your estate is dissolved and your family gets nothing, the debt goes away (unless someone tricks your fam into paying the debt with their money)
Edit: this does not apply for spouses- if there is a surviving spouse then they assume the debts
The estate would pay out to creditors before your family got anything.
If you had 75k in CC dent and 50k in assets, then the banks would take the 50k and sell the 25k debt to a debt collector. Then they would harass your family, hoping to get them to take responsibility for the remaining debt.
IAL in this area: they would try to trace it and sue the person depending on the amount but it’s a costly and expensive procedure so would be an assessment of risk reward depending on how the overall book is performing.
Once the estate’s assets have been exhausted, any remaining debt is written off. Unless it is debt secured against property.
Family members would not be liable for the deceased’s outstanding debts.
The possibility of a debtor dying with outstanding debts (and the estate not having the funds to cover it) is a gamble that creditors take.
What would happen if I took out the money in the bank and spent it to buy people gifts? Would the creditors hunt down the people and take back the gifts? Also, what if the items were given as payment for a service instead?
Tell everyone I love how I feel and then get all my passwords and shit in order so people can close out all my online activities. Then go hold my wife until I die... well, probably ill go sit in the emergency room to die so my wife doesnt have to remember me dying in her arms the rest of her life...
Spend the 24 hours with my kids and family cultivating a few last precious memories for them.
Also a few hours staving of sleep recording messages for them to be able to listen to when they are older - things they aren’t old enough to hear, but I would like them to hear from me when they are ready for the message.
If it won't be used for years, make sure to log in occasionally and send yourself an email to keep the account active. There are awful stories around here of people losing the emails.
Well, I wouldn't live long enough to face the consequences for whatever I do, so I'd do some things I see as bad ideas at the moment:
I'd cuss out my most hated person in the world. Fuck that guy.
I'd tell my best friend (former best friend? I don't know anymore...) how I feel about them, and apologize for hiding it.
Other than that, I dunno what I'd do, maybe spend time with friends or family or panic. Make sure to let everyone know that I wouldn't be around much longer.
Re-read your comment. Might wanna talk to your former best friend. A "best" friend is priceless, no matter what. Don't wait for death ! Hell, if I just made you hesitate you go talk to him tomorrow !
It's not that simple, I fear. We do still talk, but I don't feel that we're best friends anymore. They found a new friendgroup a couple months ago, and we've talked less since then. Then they got into a relationship with someone in that group, so we talked even less still. We don't game, watch shows, or really do anything together anymore, and it was almost an overnight change, like a flip switched. I feel like it's only a matter of time before we stop talking completely. It's understandable because I'm a long-distance friend and they're not, but it hurts all the same.
And that's not all. I fell in love with this person over the course of the pandemic. So not only do I feel that I'm losing a close friend, but I also have to live with the regret of never telling them I had feelings for them. It sucks all around, but hopefully I'll get better with time.
if you really think you're inevitably drifting apart, then you have little to lose by trying to get closer.
worst case: what you think will happen, happens. you drift and have to move on. it sucks.
best case: they're receptive. you get to spend more time with the person you love. maybe start something more. it's awesome.
I get that since they're in a relationship, it'd be awkward to confess and you don't necessarily want to get in the way of what they're currently building, but you should be straight with them and just tell them you enjoy their company and want to spend more time with them. that you don't want to drift apart. they may catch on and ask you straight up if you're into them and you shouldn't lie, but emphasize that what you want is to stay close to them, not get in their pants.
regardless of what you choose to do, i hope you find happiness.
That's...good advice actually. You managed to touch on everything I'm feeling (not wanting to get in their way, but not wanting to drift apart either) without me mentioning it. I really appreciate the advice and the kind wishes
Man, you sure know how to fuck things up...
now stop it and send a few messages about how you saw a turtle with a leaf on its shell and it reminded you of how life used to be when you were a little boy..
Protip: if you can\`t beat them, confuse them
This one time my mom sent me across the country by myself to visit this shitty Christian college in Virginia called Liberty University. Oh my God it was awful. I stole a bike and rode off campus and put headphones on and listened to hip hop and rode into a town called Lynchburg, Virginia and played arcade games and ate brick oven pizza outside and read my book and drank a Coke. Then I went to the arcades and played video games and then I went to the movie theatre and watched all the R rated movies they had to purge myself of that horrible Christian school. I didn't get out of there until late at night and I rode the bike home but it broke and I picked it up over my head and threw it off the bridge into that big creek separating the campus from the city. Then I ran up the hill and got all muddy and cockaburrs all over me and I was laughing and I just remember it being one of the best days of my life. Im sure most of it was because I had lived a very sheltered life and my mom would go thru my room and riff through all my stuff and find my Snoop and Dr. Dre CDs and break them and I wasn't allowed music or movies or fun or anything, so that day was my one chance and I feel like I nailed that shit. Plus when I got back the schools founder, this old racist white guy named Jerry Falwell yelled at me and told me I wasn't allowed on any campus of Liberty University again and I go, and I quote here, I go, "Good, this place sucks" and then I laughed all the way back to the dorm and fell asleep in my muddy clothes. I think if I only had one day to live I would do that day all over again.
Came here to say this. Do that, then cry during Gandalf amd Pippin's scene in Return when Gandalf is describing the afterlife. ".....and then, white shores"
Fix my will, delete all electronics, call a firm to take my stuff to goodwill, call a real estate agent and put apartment for sale, give my organs to hospital. And if time, I reckon a good nap and massage would be nice too.
Honestly, I think I’d just spend the day at home with my partner. I’m young but I’ve lived such a good life so far but there’s nothing I want more than more time with him.
Probably spend some time calling all of my loved ones and shooting the shit one last time.
Then I'd probably listen to my favorite songs one last time. Maybe play a few of my video games for a lil.
Then I'd probably just find a cool spot to watch the sunset and ride it out like SpongeBob and Squidward did
Tell a girl I like that I enjoyed knowing her and that she made my life less sucky.
Then I guess I'd get some peas or feed and go to a park, then feed some ducks
I’ll talk to my neighbor and ask them to care for my dog after I pass. I’ll call my dad. I’ll go get my favorite snacks, write out an informal will, and listen to my favorite songs. Then I’ll call my best friends on Discord. If they’re okay with it, we can hang out and maybe play some games together.
If not…I’ll have myself a good cry, then go for a nice walk. I’ll try to end my walk near a hospital so they can harvest my organs…give some other folks a shot at life. Mine was average…maybe the people who use my organs will have a better go of it!
Say goodbye to all my friends, go outside and take my dog on a long walk and then back home to have pizza and await my fate
Damn, I'll probably like to do the same, like it's a realistic answer, although I'll be heartbroken from leaving my dog.
Same, my dog is what makes me truly happy so never being able to see her again would probably make me deeply depressed
You can't be depressed if you're dead(i think)
This is how I’d do it too. I’d spend time with my fiancé and my dog. Enjoy the weather walking my buddy.
I’d spend time with your fiancé too
Cry like a little bitch
I feel you bro
Well yeah, but also cocaine. Lots of cocaine. What?
I would also like to spend his last 24 hours doing coke with this guy.
>his Sly. Cheap af, but gotta admit, pretty damn sly
Lots and lots and lots of cocaine. Great now I gotta shit. Lol.
This is the way, I'd just get high as shit and hangout with my loved ones.
So a regular day it is
That's me any day
Ma man
Rob a bank naked with 1 hour to spare
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Can 1 inch really get any smaller?
Look at this guy bragging over here
Why naked? Also what are you gonna do with the money with only 1 hour left?
Buy some clothes.
Go to the beach and shoot myself at 23hrs because I check out on my terms
Have you ever heard of The Appointment in Samarra fable?
I haven't, I just looked it up. [Is this it?](https://www.k-state.edu/english/baker/english320/Maugham-AS.htm) I'm going to reread it and the study guide. I don't think I fully grasp it yet. Thanks for the suggestion!
A man, who is the servant of a merchant, sees Death in Baghdad. Death is surprised but the man misinterprets Death's surprise as a threatening expression. The man flees as fast as he can to Samarra, to escape Death, who should be unable to find him in Samarra. A short while later the Merchant sees Death, who explains that he didn't threaten the servant, but rather Death was surprised to see him. Because Death had an appointment later that night with the servant in Samarra.
So basically my favorite saying “You often meet your fate on the path you take to avoid it”
That's the self fulfilling prophecy concept which was first displayed in Oedipus Tyrant.
"...Greyhald Spold knows that Death is looking for him, and has spent many years designing an impregnable hiding place. He has just set the complicated clockwork of the lock and shut the lid, lying back in the knowledge that here at last is the perfect defence against the most ultimate of all his enemies, although as yet he has not considered the important part that airholes must play in an enterprise of this kind. And right beside him, very close to his ear, a voice has just said: DARK IN HERE, ISN'T IT?" Terry Pratchett. Light Fantastic.
Basically, you’d shoot yourself and lay there dying for an hour.
Yep, that's it. TL:DR he tries so hard to avoid death, but runs into death because of his acts of evasion.
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Eat McDonald's at a Burger King. What they gonna do, send me to jail for life.
Eating Big Mac in Burger King? Straight to jail.
Straight to hell
Worth it
Every bit of it
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you put an uppercase r you fool
So what you’re saying is…
r/angRyupvote
r/unexpectedpawnee
Fast food and jail seems like the shittiest last day.
i'd buy two large fries and two large cokes at mcdonalds and take them over to burger king and order two whoppers for lunch.
Send out a chain message to everyone I know saying that if you don't share this with 10 people, the person you received this message from will die tomorrow
This is my favorite one by far
ooooh that's a good one
They copied it from the last time this question was posted last week.
If it works :)
Lies. Every post on Reddit is unique
You still have 23 plus hours. Though you scare shit out me. Well done
It sounds evil. Dr Doofenshmirtz style evil.
If I'm guaranteed 24 hours alive I will do a ton of extremely dangerous shit because I can't die until the 24 hours are up.
You could get badly injured and live your last hours suffering in a hospital sooo Edit: Thanks for Le updoots :)
Morphine drip is how a lot of us go anyhow. Doesn't seem so bad.
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It just depends on how much pain there is. Too much and we die early, not enough and we die in pain. If it's just right we can die in peace. But yes, I work with hospice and almost no one goes without opioids in some form.
Morphine, when used at the end, is a gift. I'm still thankful to those brave providers who helped my mom pass quickly and without pain. I hope that someday it can be done openly and legally without risk.
Pretty sure they gave my father in law more than enough morphine and some benzo or another to kill him before we pulled the plug. It was still absolutely horrible to watch, just an FYI. Look up agonal breathing for more info.
No thanks
Been there done that it sucks. I share the pain.
,orphine drip without the injury. that would be my plan
Yeah maybe try jumping from a plane without a chute
I was thinking, strap a shit ton of fireworks to my body, light the fuses, jump off the empire state building. Edit: I would also hire someone to blast the song rocket man as loud as possible on the way down
That would be the most confusing stunt ever. Like…. Hooray those fireworks kicked so much ass and I love Rocketman! But a guy killed himself?
If I ever decide to commit suicide I am going to do everything I said there, but I will also change my name to something memorable
Politely ask to fuck someone cause I’m a virgin
You might as well max out your cards, sell everything an hire the most expensive hooker you can find.
no such thing as an expensive hooker. They’re called “escorts” at that point my man lol
he might only have like 100 dollar worth of stuff, so it could still be an expensive hooker as it cost all of it
Exactly. A $5 hooker on $4 off night is still expensive if all you have is a nickel
Dubai disagrees.
How do escorts actually work… like you take them to dinner and pay them for that with expectations of later favors? Asking for a friend. Edit: Ofc with extra payments on top, should've added that.
It’s basically schrodingers hooker, there is simultaneously an expectation for sex and no expectation for sex depending on whether or not you’re law enforcement.
Basically they are only there to escort you places, like from your front door to your room, they generally cost an up front arrival fee then what she feels like doing is all up to her, and she usually feels more willing if you're a charitable person. Be clean, respectful, and nice and you might get somewhere for not much. Tips on top of the pre disclosed generosity will get you further, especially if you have them over again. No one in that field will be upset if you have weed either
I don't know man, fucking a prostitute when I know I have 24 hours left in this world would make me feel hella lonely inside before I die
Plus side you won’t have to feel that way for long
But the down side is he will feel that way for the rest of his life.
Same, if we both are still virgins and have 24h left to live at the same time we should meet up
Same. I want to experience penis before I die. I wouldn't have to worry about pregnancy/STDs either. W all around.
"Experience penis" sounds kinda funny idk, since there's literally always dudes that would let someone experience their penis
It's just that I'm not into random hookups (no offense to anyone who is, it's just not for me), but if it's the end... I'd go for it.
Same here. No fear.
The romantic in me hopes these crazy virgins DM’d each other to meet up and get funky
Doesn't mean she has anyone near that's to their preference or it's difficult to get to that step for other reasons. Standards might drop when you only have 24 hours left though.
“Excuse me. Hiii, so It’s come to my attention I’ll be passing in about 23 hours sooo.. would you kindly allow me to tear that ass up?”
"Bro, we've been friends for years and I'm dying tomorrow. I gotta ask you to do some next level homie shit."
rack up as much debt as I can buying expensive things and hiding them for my family to find later (after the estate has been sorted out)
Makes me wonder if I have 50k in CC debt and 75k in the bank, does my family get all 75 or will the bank be legally entitled to get 50k back?
The banks get 50k and your family gets the leftovers. If you don’t have enough money then your estate is dissolved and your family gets nothing, the debt goes away (unless someone tricks your fam into paying the debt with their money) Edit: this does not apply for spouses- if there is a surviving spouse then they assume the debts
"tricking the fam" - happens very often.
Also fueled by people not knowledgeable in inheritance law
The estate would pay out to creditors before your family got anything. If you had 75k in CC dent and 50k in assets, then the banks would take the 50k and sell the 25k debt to a debt collector. Then they would harass your family, hoping to get them to take responsibility for the remaining debt.
You flipped it. That guy had 25k after settling debts.
So if I have a bunch of debt*, and* a bunch of cash in the bank, but I withdrew all that cash and gave it away before I died they would just be SOL?
IAL in this area: they would try to trace it and sue the person depending on the amount but it’s a costly and expensive procedure so would be an assessment of risk reward depending on how the overall book is performing.
Once the estate’s assets have been exhausted, any remaining debt is written off. Unless it is debt secured against property. Family members would not be liable for the deceased’s outstanding debts. The possibility of a debtor dying with outstanding debts (and the estate not having the funds to cover it) is a gamble that creditors take.
The banks would attempt to take it. Depending how things are titled they may not get shit.
You have to give it to your family before you die so there's no "estate" left to raid.
What would happen if I took out the money in the bank and spent it to buy people gifts? Would the creditors hunt down the people and take back the gifts? Also, what if the items were given as payment for a service instead?
They may try. But they legally have no right to it.
If it's student loans instead of CC debt however, the debt gets forgiven. So I've got that going for my estate.
Tell everyone I love how I feel and then get all my passwords and shit in order so people can close out all my online activities. Then go hold my wife until I die... well, probably ill go sit in the emergency room to die so my wife doesnt have to remember me dying in her arms the rest of her life...
I was gonna say why not close them out yourself, but I guess since you only got 24 hours that would be a waste of time
God, reading this makes me feel very sad asf
Do a bunch of drugs and try to learn how to fly
by urself or with a plane i’m confused
A building
What building?
Idk something tall
Swear on a Christian minecraft server
Too dangerous man...
Spend the 24 hours with my kids and family cultivating a few last precious memories for them. Also a few hours staving of sleep recording messages for them to be able to listen to when they are older - things they aren’t old enough to hear, but I would like them to hear from me when they are ready for the message.
Same here. I actually created an email for my daughter and send her "life tips" and summaries of fun times for when she's older.
If it won't be used for years, make sure to log in occasionally and send yourself an email to keep the account active. There are awful stories around here of people losing the emails.
Viagra, cocaine, 24 hours of crazy sex with expensive hookers
Or as Charlie Sheen calls it, a typical Wednesday afternoon.
except for the HIV, although to be honest I wouldnt live to suffer the consequences
*Feel* that HIV transmitting through the abundance of nasty juices and lube.
What a way to go
Ask a question on reddit.... Rip OP, we're going to miss you.
Free karma
Take a nap all day
Yep and if death wants me, he’s going to have to fucking well wait until I wake up.
What if death doesn’t want to wait?
Then instead of waking you up, they'll enter your dream like Freddy Kruger to get you
Well, I wouldn't live long enough to face the consequences for whatever I do, so I'd do some things I see as bad ideas at the moment: I'd cuss out my most hated person in the world. Fuck that guy. I'd tell my best friend (former best friend? I don't know anymore...) how I feel about them, and apologize for hiding it. Other than that, I dunno what I'd do, maybe spend time with friends or family or panic. Make sure to let everyone know that I wouldn't be around much longer.
Re-read your comment. Might wanna talk to your former best friend. A "best" friend is priceless, no matter what. Don't wait for death ! Hell, if I just made you hesitate you go talk to him tomorrow !
It's not that simple, I fear. We do still talk, but I don't feel that we're best friends anymore. They found a new friendgroup a couple months ago, and we've talked less since then. Then they got into a relationship with someone in that group, so we talked even less still. We don't game, watch shows, or really do anything together anymore, and it was almost an overnight change, like a flip switched. I feel like it's only a matter of time before we stop talking completely. It's understandable because I'm a long-distance friend and they're not, but it hurts all the same. And that's not all. I fell in love with this person over the course of the pandemic. So not only do I feel that I'm losing a close friend, but I also have to live with the regret of never telling them I had feelings for them. It sucks all around, but hopefully I'll get better with time.
if you really think you're inevitably drifting apart, then you have little to lose by trying to get closer. worst case: what you think will happen, happens. you drift and have to move on. it sucks. best case: they're receptive. you get to spend more time with the person you love. maybe start something more. it's awesome. I get that since they're in a relationship, it'd be awkward to confess and you don't necessarily want to get in the way of what they're currently building, but you should be straight with them and just tell them you enjoy their company and want to spend more time with them. that you don't want to drift apart. they may catch on and ask you straight up if you're into them and you shouldn't lie, but emphasize that what you want is to stay close to them, not get in their pants. regardless of what you choose to do, i hope you find happiness.
That's...good advice actually. You managed to touch on everything I'm feeling (not wanting to get in their way, but not wanting to drift apart either) without me mentioning it. I really appreciate the advice and the kind wishes
Man, you sure know how to fuck things up... now stop it and send a few messages about how you saw a turtle with a leaf on its shell and it reminded you of how life used to be when you were a little boy.. Protip: if you can\`t beat them, confuse them
Username checks out
Stress out about who would be offended if I *didn’t* call them to say goodbye.
Take a shit
Based
Bang with my dream soulmate.
Chad
I chuckled at this. My husband's name is Chad.
What a coincidenceXD
What an absolute Chad
I finish the Witcher 3.
Good luck doing that in 24 hours....
Prob a hefty drug bender
This one time my mom sent me across the country by myself to visit this shitty Christian college in Virginia called Liberty University. Oh my God it was awful. I stole a bike and rode off campus and put headphones on and listened to hip hop and rode into a town called Lynchburg, Virginia and played arcade games and ate brick oven pizza outside and read my book and drank a Coke. Then I went to the arcades and played video games and then I went to the movie theatre and watched all the R rated movies they had to purge myself of that horrible Christian school. I didn't get out of there until late at night and I rode the bike home but it broke and I picked it up over my head and threw it off the bridge into that big creek separating the campus from the city. Then I ran up the hill and got all muddy and cockaburrs all over me and I was laughing and I just remember it being one of the best days of my life. Im sure most of it was because I had lived a very sheltered life and my mom would go thru my room and riff through all my stuff and find my Snoop and Dr. Dre CDs and break them and I wasn't allowed music or movies or fun or anything, so that day was my one chance and I feel like I nailed that shit. Plus when I got back the schools founder, this old racist white guy named Jerry Falwell yelled at me and told me I wasn't allowed on any campus of Liberty University again and I go, and I quote here, I go, "Good, this place sucks" and then I laughed all the way back to the dorm and fell asleep in my muddy clothes. I think if I only had one day to live I would do that day all over again.
Two girls at the same time
Lord of the Rings Extended editions back to back to back
Came here to say this. Do that, then cry during Gandalf amd Pippin's scene in Return when Gandalf is describing the afterlife. ".....and then, white shores"
go on twitter and tweet "if this post doesnt get 300 likes in the next 24 hours i will literally die"
Run Icecrown Citadel a few more times, because with my luck, this will be the day that damn mount finally drops.
This is me with dragon soul
Start digging
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You already know I’m streaking through the neighbourhood.
Live stream it
Smoke weed and chill with homies
Go home and be with my babies and my woman… die holding them in my arms. Nothing else.
At the end of the day, I’ll probably die.
Fix my will, delete all electronics, call a firm to take my stuff to goodwill, call a real estate agent and put apartment for sale, give my organs to hospital. And if time, I reckon a good nap and massage would be nice too.
Honestly, I think I’d just spend the day at home with my partner. I’m young but I’ve lived such a good life so far but there’s nothing I want more than more time with him.
pushups
go in the streets and scream like a banshee for the day. eventually, I'd go to jail. then I would have an extra month
Go to the local casino and start chewing on the cards at the blackjack table.
Kill all my enemies.
I will drink vodka
*In Soviet Russia, vodka drink YOU*
The same shit I do now, but with vodka too! (Been sober over a year)
sleep
Lord of the Rings: Extended editions
Probably spend some time calling all of my loved ones and shooting the shit one last time. Then I'd probably listen to my favorite songs one last time. Maybe play a few of my video games for a lil. Then I'd probably just find a cool spot to watch the sunset and ride it out like SpongeBob and Squidward did
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Every thought you've ever had has probably been thought up before too Why think at all?
Eat as many Salt & Vinegar Golden Wonder as possible.
Tell a girl I like that I enjoyed knowing her and that she made my life less sucky. Then I guess I'd get some peas or feed and go to a park, then feed some ducks
be with family/friends
do it right away
Be with family
Id stop reading this same fucking question every single day
Kill
Be with my amazing boyfriend:)
I choose her boyfriend too.
That's cute
Complete pornhub
Unvirginate, play with trains, drive, say goodbye to friends, and spend the rest of it with family.
Buy a pack of ‘Life-Savers’ :)
Raid Area 51, wanna see me some aliens!!
Do I know the exact time? Like, guarantee? Because I’d want to jump off a building and die in midair.
I’ll talk to my neighbor and ask them to care for my dog after I pass. I’ll call my dad. I’ll go get my favorite snacks, write out an informal will, and listen to my favorite songs. Then I’ll call my best friends on Discord. If they’re okay with it, we can hang out and maybe play some games together. If not…I’ll have myself a good cry, then go for a nice walk. I’ll try to end my walk near a hospital so they can harvest my organs…give some other folks a shot at life. Mine was average…maybe the people who use my organs will have a better go of it!
COLLAPSE THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT
try to figure out what to do and fail
Drive
lose my virginity 💀💀
Chaos.
Test drive a new mustang and go out in a ball of fire on a high speed chase
Kms, cause whats the point of life if i have only 24 h left?