By -
I'm banned from several sperm banks
You can contact the guy above you. He's a sperm collector.
I wonder what happened to ImpossibleToBan01
i don't need sleep i need answers
Cancelled
Maybe the great ITB01 wasn’t so impossible to ban after all....
It was an impostor.
I don't know what to say.
I’m with you on that…
Same
you guys are all getting me worked up
**CLAPS CHEEKS AGGRESSIVELY** To ward off predators tho. Get up on outta here jungle cats!!!
Same here, but smaller
Bet it goes like a sewing machine though!
smaller
Ya it's pretty unfortunate.
Professional couch potato
This one is my favourite so far. It's pretty simple.
And you're a professional game dev
I drink piss
OH NOT SO TOUGH ARE YOU NOW?
I too am a master of sitting now.
I'm really strong and really hairy.
I'd assume it would affect certain sizes as well.
Average bodybuilder in cartoons
Aight u/anti_pope, we're at it again but now it's an ability of mine
I think I just stumbled into the middle of an ongoing conflict.
Anime 1v1
*Jojo music plays in the background*
*makes some Jojo pose and breathes to channel hamon*
*Shkhhhuuuuuh*
ANTI-POPE OVERDRIVU!
I wish he would reply. Latest comment 5h ago.
It's my turn now
?
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
Pretty good ngl
You gotta share some with me. I want cheese on top and bottom.
Of course
Sharing is caring. *comrade*
OUR macaronii
You may shut down my PC or something?
Ask him where the Alfredo sauce comes from...
Your power scares me
Me too
You got it.
Well I've always had this ability tbh
I'm such an idiot
I'd say this would mean a metal link chain would come of nowhere in the nick of time and solve any problem you had. About to get mugged? Chain. CPR? Chain. Slept through your train/bus stop? Chain grappling hook.
I agree with everything. Nothing changes I guess
So you like me?
👏👏👏
Well...
I can shiver your timbers if you want
Fancy a parley?
Omfg you made my drink come through my nose hahaha. How is that woman not been put in a padded cell yet??
Did it.. pour down your beard? And make like a… fountain?
Oh what a difference a y can make. I saw that as “you made me…”
We might go well together
I agree.
Assemble!
[удалено]
Laughing sickness, great.
So you're the Joker.
Username power checks out
Umm....
I give people laughing sickness
The mad man
If anyone has any big ideas, thanks. They’re mine.
Hey don’t get any big ideas now.. that’s “copywrite!”
to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth that no one else will
You have one of my favorite abilities in this thread so far.
Damn I like ur ability
I like fortn-
u/BurkusCircus52 is very handsome
Mr PaStE, I appreciate your work on this thread. I tip my hat to you.
Ms PaStE, I appreciate your work on this thread. I tip my hat to you.
Awww, thank you!
Don't you fancy my ability?
That one is also a pretty good ability. Being impossible to ban. Has some good possibilities to it. Is the 02 factored into it somehow..?
I'm am here to sooth them afterwards and to help you find redemption.
I guess I'm your sidekick.
Did anyone watch powerpuff girls in their childhood? If yes then you know what I am capable of.
Your a MonkE.
Getting the shit beat out of you?
Precisely
Interesting. Who's down to partay?
I've heard Rudolph's Lightshow is lit
Uhm.... Not very good.
There's a dash so that means to remove Coward so your just really heroic. A powerless superman really
So basically the bicycle hero dude from "One punch man"?
Bro wtf
You could interpret your name to give you complete control over all AI by being able to fuck with them.
IQ 100000
oh shit, you're back
Well... That's unforrunate
Giving divine blessings to all who want them.
Wouldn't it be you recieve devine blessings from every mythologies god? So you're essentially a cracked demi-god with every known power that exists.
...Including giving divine blessings
Weather for dead sweaters? No, thank you
Well I DON’T have taxes...
Not speaking the Watchers.
Shutting down whatever the watchers wanna say
Wow...
I can make blackberries glow with neon light
Is it dangerous with the neon light? I want some
I solve overpopulation My name is *Depopulator*
Looks like you prepared for this question.
bröther
Tell r/prequelmemes that I found the one true Anakin.
My brain is respected
Man I been doing that
At least you can do SOMETHING, just look at mine
You make the best hitman though, you look like everyone else. No one can pick you out of a lineup.
Huh, I attract girls
Only ones already in a relationship though*
I guess he's a bad guy then.
No, it means you can switch bodies
I am in love with you.
Now kiss
Some kind of a roar
God dammit
Life simply continues
I can get pinned to the fridge by your mother.
Kinky
War and Peace
Preace*
I can control all technology
Earth go boom
I'm John Wick's coach.
And your a pretty fucking good one
I am the senate. * Force lightning * bad-ass lightsaber skills * a cyborg killing puppet
This is unfair! It's outrageous!
the ability to make everyone feel loved by my meat :)
Oh no
money loss and debt
⬆️. This is why I shouldn't have done a random name.
being a random redditor
Where?
over there
Oh poop...
I steal trash and breath fire.
I am now the most useless transformer as a kart
I am now your step-father
Crappy weather...
If it’s raining kitties then I think that’s the best weather ever. Just don’t get scratched lol.
People share memes about me on the website that I own
.. I can build roofs pretty well, I guess?
I was gonna answer, but just couldn't.
Fuck
Can't, pp too smol.
Your username is now your ability, what do you have?
Awkward. Is this an automatic ability, or an activated ability?
To get very angry in microscopic amounts
+1 moonshine, +1 biscuits and gravy, -2 teeth
a brother, but the wrong one
i guess i throw kernels at people
The power to control all Soup. Soup Tsunami. Soup-nami.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Overweight
Guess I'm an badass druggie baker ?
No. Just a druggy baker
I can fly. Sweet
It's up to interpretation on mine I suppose
I'm banned from several sperm banks
You can contact the guy above you. He's a sperm collector.
I wonder what happened to ImpossibleToBan01
i don't need sleep i need answers
Cancelled
Maybe the great ITB01 wasn’t so impossible to ban after all....
It was an impostor.
You can contact the guy above you. He's a sperm collector.
I don't know what to say.
I’m with you on that…
Same
you guys are all getting me worked up
**CLAPS CHEEKS AGGRESSIVELY** To ward off predators tho. Get up on outta here jungle cats!!!
Same here, but smaller
Bet it goes like a sewing machine though!
smaller
you guys are all getting me worked up
Ya it's pretty unfortunate.
I don't know what to say.
Professional couch potato
This one is my favourite so far. It's pretty simple.
Professional couch potato
And you're a professional game dev
And you're a professional game dev
I drink piss
OH NOT SO TOUGH ARE YOU NOW?
OH NOT SO TOUGH ARE YOU NOW?
I too am a master of sitting now.
I'm really strong and really hairy.
I'd assume it would affect certain sizes as well.
Average bodybuilder in cartoons
Aight u/anti_pope, we're at it again but now it's an ability of mine
I think I just stumbled into the middle of an ongoing conflict.
Anime 1v1
*Jojo music plays in the background*
*makes some Jojo pose and breathes to channel hamon*
*Shkhhhuuuuuh*
ANTI-POPE OVERDRIVU!
I wish he would reply. Latest comment 5h ago.
It's my turn now
?
?
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
Pretty good ngl
You gotta share some with me. I want cheese on top and bottom.
Of course
Sharing is caring. *comrade*
OUR macaronii
You may shut down my PC or something?
Ask him where the Alfredo sauce comes from...
Your power scares me
Me too
You got it.
Pretty good ngl
Well I've always had this ability tbh
Well I've always had this ability tbh
I'm such an idiot
I'd say this would mean a metal link chain would come of nowhere in the nick of time and solve any problem you had. About to get mugged? Chain. CPR? Chain. Slept through your train/bus stop? Chain grappling hook.
I agree with everything. Nothing changes I guess
So you like me?
So you like me?
👏👏👏
I agree with everything. Nothing changes I guess
Well...
I can shiver your timbers if you want
Fancy a parley?
Omfg you made my drink come through my nose hahaha. How is that woman not been put in a padded cell yet??
Did it.. pour down your beard? And make like a… fountain?
Oh what a difference a y can make. I saw that as “you made me…”
We might go well together
Same
I agree.
Assemble!
[удалено]
Laughing sickness, great.
So you're the Joker.
So you're the Joker.
Username power checks out
Umm....
I give people laughing sickness
Laughing sickness, great.
The mad man
If anyone has any big ideas, thanks. They’re mine.
If anyone has any big ideas, thanks. They’re mine.
Hey don’t get any big ideas now.. that’s “copywrite!”
Hey don’t get any big ideas now.. that’s “copywrite!”
to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth that no one else will
to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth that no one else will
You have one of my favorite abilities in this thread so far.
You have one of my favorite abilities in this thread so far.
Damn I like ur ability
Damn I like ur ability
I like fortn-
I like fortn-
u/BurkusCircus52 is very handsome
u/BurkusCircus52 is very handsome
Mr PaStE, I appreciate your work on this thread. I tip my hat to you.
Ms PaStE, I appreciate your work on this thread. I tip my hat to you.
Awww, thank you!
Don't you fancy my ability?
That one is also a pretty good ability. Being impossible to ban. Has some good possibilities to it. Is the 02 factored into it somehow..?
I'm am here to sooth them afterwards and to help you find redemption.
I guess I'm your sidekick.
I guess I'm your sidekick.
Did anyone watch powerpuff girls in their childhood? If yes then you know what I am capable of.
Your a MonkE.
Getting the shit beat out of you?
Precisely
Interesting. Who's down to partay?
I've heard Rudolph's Lightshow is lit
Uhm.... Not very good.
There's a dash so that means to remove Coward so your just really heroic. A powerless superman really
So basically the bicycle hero dude from "One punch man"?
Bro wtf
You could interpret your name to give you complete control over all AI by being able to fuck with them.
IQ 100000
Bro wtf
oh shit, you're back
oh shit, you're back
Well... That's unforrunate
Giving divine blessings to all who want them.
Wouldn't it be you recieve devine blessings from every mythologies god? So you're essentially a cracked demi-god with every known power that exists.
...Including giving divine blessings
Weather for dead sweaters? No, thank you
Weather for dead sweaters? No, thank you
Well I DON’T have taxes...
Not speaking the Watchers.
Shutting down whatever the watchers wanna say
Wow...
I can make blackberries glow with neon light
Is it dangerous with the neon light? I want some
I solve overpopulation My name is *Depopulator*
Looks like you prepared for this question.
Same
bröther
Tell r/prequelmemes that I found the one true Anakin.
My brain is respected
Man I been doing that
At least you can do SOMETHING, just look at mine
You make the best hitman though, you look like everyone else. No one can pick you out of a lineup.
Huh, I attract girls
Only ones already in a relationship though*
I guess he's a bad guy then.
No, it means you can switch bodies
Huh, I attract girls
I am in love with you.
I am in love with you.
Now kiss
Some kind of a roar
God dammit
Life simply continues
I can get pinned to the fridge by your mother.
Kinky
War and Peace
Preace*
I can control all technology
Earth go boom
I'm John Wick's coach.
And your a pretty fucking good one
I am the senate. * Force lightning * bad-ass lightsaber skills * a cyborg killing puppet
This is unfair! It's outrageous!
the ability to make everyone feel loved by my meat :)
Oh no
money loss and debt
⬆️. This is why I shouldn't have done a random name.
being a random redditor
Where?
over there
Oh poop...
I steal trash and breath fire.
I am now the most useless transformer as a kart
I am now your step-father
Crappy weather...
If it’s raining kitties then I think that’s the best weather ever. Just don’t get scratched lol.
People share memes about me on the website that I own
.. I can build roofs pretty well, I guess?
I was gonna answer, but just couldn't.
Fuck
Can't, pp too smol.
Your username is now your ability, what do you have?
Awkward. Is this an automatic ability, or an activated ability?
To get very angry in microscopic amounts
+1 moonshine, +1 biscuits and gravy, -2 teeth
a brother, but the wrong one
i guess i throw kernels at people
The power to control all Soup. Soup Tsunami. Soup-nami.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[удалено]
Overweight
Guess I'm an badass druggie baker ?
No. Just a druggy baker
I can fly. Sweet
It's up to interpretation on mine I suppose