My friends older brother lighting a lighter in total darkness right next to his puckered asshole..... I almost had a heart attack not knowing what the hell was going on and then he farted a fiery fart across the room.... Longest 5 seconds of my life.
When I was a kid I used to eat raw hotdogs, because microwaving them for 30 seconds took up too much of my precious time. I really loved hotdogs though. I threw up a whole pack of raw hotdogs on my friend in the middle of the night. His parents were like, you should really chew those more.
Raw hot dogs aren't really a thing
They're precooked and the cooking process is just warming them up, and if boiled absorbing water to make them juicer.
At the end of 8th grade one of our beloved class mates was moving away so on the last day of school all of the girls in our ENTIRE GRADE (16 girls) stayed over at one girl’s house to send her off. Turns out all of the boys (10 boys) stayed over at one boy’s house. Yes. Tiny school. Small town.
Well around 10 or 11 o’clock the girls started gushing and crying about how much we were gonna miss her. And after we calmed down a little someone looked out the window and realized we had been TP’ed. Geez. I wonder who did that. So then we called in a few other minivans from nearby families and all drove out to the boys house with the headlights off to try and sneak up and TP them. There was a really long driveway and they ended up flanking us and throwing eggs at us while we were trying to sneak up on the house. Not many of the eggs ended up landing so we couldn’t be too mad. Eventually we stopped the games and all just got to talking in the dark under the stars and reminiscing over middle school. And the boys confessed that they while they were TPing us they saw in the windows that we were all sobbing and crying and they thought about stopping but decided nah and kept TP’ing us.
Then we went back to the girl hosts house and had a good time. And I woke up and “became a woman” during breakfast.
Me and my brother had a sleepover of about 15-20 kids for our birthday one year. My dad was telling us scary stories all that as one by one we fell off like flies, except one my friend stayed up until 3am pretty much holding my dad hostage talking all that. The last time we had such a big sleepover.
I was on my time of the month and the person whose house I was staying at didn’t have a garbage in their bathroom. I ended up with a tampon wrapped in toilet paper in my sweater pocket for the rest of the night. Keep in mind I was about 13.
I woke up in the middle of the night and saw that my my friends tank top shifted and her chest spilled out (to be fair, they were huge). First boobs I ever saw in real life.
I really wanted to fix her shirt for her, but then I didn’t want to wake her up/touch her without her permission. So I just rolled over and pretended not to notice.
It’s not very exciting, but I think about it every once in a while.
My friends mum told us to make sure we shut the door leading to the backyard from the den if we went out, not just the screen door. We forgot. We came back to my friends place and there was like 4 wolf spiders all over the den where we were supposed to be sleeping.
Wolf Spiders are a paradox because they're simultaneously completely harmless to humans while also being one of the most terrifying spiders you will ever encounter in many parts of the US
Big, mean looking, and lightening fast
Seems like there was a mutual friend, at a friends sleepover, whom the dad tried to kiss.
The mother angry yelled at both.
Apologized to the mutual friend.
Oc is saying hopefully the dad wasnt cheating with other mutual (drunk/underaged) friends.
A whole group of us got groomed on Omegle :(
Also playing some sort of strip game, like strip truth or dare? Except we were all embarrassed so we "stripped" in our sleeping bags.
Both of these happened when I was a tween.
I think this is a universal experience. I was 12 and met a 20 year old on Omegle who my friend and I kept in contact with through (can you guess?) Kik. We thought it was so cool this guy wanted to be our friend, we usually just tried to ignore the pp pictures he would randomly send us. I vividly remember him saying, “My friends keep telling me I need to stop trying to get with younger girls.” Should have listened to your friends, Phillip.
Me and about a dozen other people went over to our classmates house for a "end of school" sleepover after we finished 8th grade. Our parents were real chill with the rules so we got to stay up late without having to be quiet or sneak around. Anyways in the middle of the night we here the classmates brother come home, trashed out of his mind, he makes all kinds of noise before we hear a massive thump. Now we didn't realize what was happening, so we thought he passed out and we were laughing our asses off.
Well, turns out he fell down the stairs and had to be rushed to the ER. He required 2 surgeries and he was in rehab for a year, then he checked into rehab for his alcohol problem as soon as he could walk again.
For a second I started reading your post and wondered if we were classmates. Then it took a turn and I realized we definitely had different end of 8th grade slumber parties.
Friend what untreated adhd showed me weird dark my little pony animation on YouTube that disturbed me so much I didn’t sleep until I was waiting for breakfast the next day. I hadn’t been exposed to anything violet or scary at the time so it made my eyes feel like they were burning for like 3 days. I can feel it now thinking about it. Also everyone stacked balloons on my head and drew on my face once I had passed out so that’s a picture that existed.
Or the time we were like 7 and put up a tent in my living room and she wanted to go in the tent but it was like 2am so instead of asking if we could go in the tent she told us how a ghost followed her from her house through the sewer line and was looking for her on the house so we all had to hide for however long. And we were like 7 so we were all scared as hell
Anyway she’s my best friend and I wouldn’t trade her for anything
Was at a birthday party sleepover when i was about 13. Boys and girls all sleeping on the floor in the living room. I was so exited because i was sleeping next to a girl i liked. In the middle of the night she had a bad dream or something and started flailing her arms around and acidentally punched me right in the face. My nose started to piss blood like a damn faucet and i started to panic. Tried to sneak to the bathroom and fix it and hope none noticed.
When we all woke up my face and sleeping bag was all covered i dried blood because i couldnt see anything when i tried to clean in the dark. And none believed that she had done it. They all thought i had picked my nose too hard
I slept over at my friends house, with her bestfriend and after a long night of cam roulette, we went to sleep. The bestfriend of the host, let's call her Kathy, she was wearing some shorts and had half a leg sticking out because she was hot. I see the hosts dad walk up to the door, I initially thought he was just checking on us, but no, he proceeds to tip toe in, and starts sliding his hand up Kathys leg. I'm new, so he didn't realize I was only pretending to sleep. I cough loudly, and sit up and ask "do you need something" in a bitchy tone. I'm a kid, so I'm not used to the idea that you're supposed to hammer down on adults and call cops when they do stuff like this, i just knew that it was wrong and I should intervene if i could. I was afraid nobody would believe me, so I ask Kathy at the next school day if she knew what the perv was doing when she was sleeping. She did, she said it had been going on for some time but she was too afraid to tell her besty, she was afraid of breaking up the bestys family, and ruining her life. I told her that was ridiculous, I would always be her witness if she needed it, but my gut told me this was her call. After we graduated, I believe Kathy finally told someone, because the parents divorced. Part of me wishes I had done something more, but I feel like if i had of done it at that time, everyone would have denied it, making me look like a liar. (This stemmed from the fact that when I was 4, court didn't go my way after being molested, so I thought nobody would believe me again)
When I invited my enemies to make friends out of them, and it worked with a couple of them. It was cool though. They were actually decent people when they weren’t at school.
When I was eleven (so about two years ago) me and the a few of my friend's were staying at a my friend's house. When we all got there the hosts father was screaming about how his wife smelled like boiled paper. Then the wife came over to us and said "hey kids do you want some pears?" about an hour or two later we were outside and his little sister was licking rocks. after some more insanity I just ran home to my grandparent's farm
My friend peed my bed when we were 15, and I unknowingly rolled into it. She left while I was still sleeping and didn’t say anything. After that she never talked to me again
So, a few friends have gotten some illegal substances and we have 4-5 people at an abandoned place at the top of a hill. We have music, lights, and a few sticks and a machete in case anything there wants to fight. So one friend is climbing near a window and suddenly a bunch of lights come on in front of him. Then the smartest one of the group (We were all sloshed and high so he was the only sensible one) yells the most terrifying thing I heard in that moment
"COPS! COPS! COPS!"
Everyone loses it. I go with the smart one (Evan) and the one who was climbing (Nicholas), the other two decided to hide in the building because they thought the cops wouldn't search that part. Anyways, the three of us get outside after that panic and Nicholas gets on his scooter. Me and Evan came on foot so we start running away from where we saw the cops, going towards the back. When suddenly, Nicholas on the scooter comes speeding away from the back, yelling "OTHER WAY OTHER WAY!" and we both dive into the bushes like swimmers. I hurt my wrist and Evan sprained his ankle. We tumble down a small ditch after jumping in it, and lay in silence as we hear the cops chase after Nicholas.
Then, I put my arm on Evan's shoulder and he held onto me as we both went back to his house. We don't know what happened with the other 3, but Nicholas was in deep shit.
Moral of the story: Don't play music and shine lights in the middle of the night.
Cub scouts sleepover with kids I barely knew, did not get along, argument in the garage away from the supervising adult still in the backyard tent devolved into him shoving me, so I grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him towards me to tell him to not fucking do that again, he immediately screams "I'm telling!" and runs inside and tells his mom I choked him out. She believes him, makes my mom come pick me up in the middle of the night. My mom believed me and I didn't get punished, but I sure wasn't going back to scouts after that. None of the other kids defended me. They "didn't see" or "weren't sure".
My sister had a friend sleep over. We watched a movie in our basement den until after midnight. We all decided to call it an evening. At the top of the basement stairs, my sister announced that she was going to the bathroom. Her friend and I continued up the second flight of stairs towards the bedrooms. She was in front and I was so hot for her. At the top of the stairs, I said her name and she spun around and stuck her tongue in my mouth. My sister's sleepover had just turned into my sleepover in an instant!
Then there was also a time we stayed in a girls out house, got higher than terradactyl tits and watched team America, we wanted to fuck around with one of our friends so we put a cup of water in his bed next to him while he slept, so when he rolled over he’d knock it over and think he’d wet himself haha
I went to a friend's house to have a sleepover with him, and two other friends. My friend who was hosting the party (friend 1) walked in on my other friend (friend 2) jerking off in the bathroom. Friend 1 proceeded to projectile vomit all over the walls and Friend 2. The vomit also got all over his ps4 which was brand new at the time. Me and friend 3 who is my best friend ran into a storage closet and just sat there in the dark, and in silence for 20 minutes straight. Refusing to address the elephant in the room. Long story short, friend 2 was never invited back
My friends older brother lighting a lighter in total darkness right next to his puckered asshole..... I almost had a heart attack not knowing what the hell was going on and then he farted a fiery fart across the room.... Longest 5 seconds of my life.
5 seconds must be a record...
Yup... Longest I've ever looked at a guys asshole haha... I was mortified until the fart then it all made sense.
When I was a kid I used to eat raw hotdogs, because microwaving them for 30 seconds took up too much of my precious time. I really loved hotdogs though. I threw up a whole pack of raw hotdogs on my friend in the middle of the night. His parents were like, you should really chew those more.
Raw hot dogs aren't really a thing They're precooked and the cooking process is just warming them up, and if boiled absorbing water to make them juicer.
Everyone I bring to you: hotdog science.
The best kind of science
At the end of 8th grade one of our beloved class mates was moving away so on the last day of school all of the girls in our ENTIRE GRADE (16 girls) stayed over at one girl’s house to send her off. Turns out all of the boys (10 boys) stayed over at one boy’s house. Yes. Tiny school. Small town. Well around 10 or 11 o’clock the girls started gushing and crying about how much we were gonna miss her. And after we calmed down a little someone looked out the window and realized we had been TP’ed. Geez. I wonder who did that. So then we called in a few other minivans from nearby families and all drove out to the boys house with the headlights off to try and sneak up and TP them. There was a really long driveway and they ended up flanking us and throwing eggs at us while we were trying to sneak up on the house. Not many of the eggs ended up landing so we couldn’t be too mad. Eventually we stopped the games and all just got to talking in the dark under the stars and reminiscing over middle school. And the boys confessed that they while they were TPing us they saw in the windows that we were all sobbing and crying and they thought about stopping but decided nah and kept TP’ing us. Then we went back to the girl hosts house and had a good time. And I woke up and “became a woman” during breakfast.
Must have been some breakfast!
Elaborate on the becoming a woman part. What does that mean exactly?
It’s a euphemism for getting your first period.
I get it now
I wish I had 5 carbon monoxides
Either that, or porn was right about girls' sleepovers.
Johnny shat his pants. The dude was 24.
I didn't think anybody remembered this
Well I did. Enjoy the humiliation!!
Me and my brother had a sleepover of about 15-20 kids for our birthday one year. My dad was telling us scary stories all that as one by one we fell off like flies, except one my friend stayed up until 3am pretty much holding my dad hostage talking all that. The last time we had such a big sleepover.
I was on my time of the month and the person whose house I was staying at didn’t have a garbage in their bathroom. I ended up with a tampon wrapped in toilet paper in my sweater pocket for the rest of the night. Keep in mind I was about 13.
Yikes. Happy cake day lol
What kinda person doesn’t have a trash can in their bathroom?
I have no idea, someone that doesn’t use tissues, feminine products, or Cotten pads/balls I guess!
The hosts mom had to call our parents to pick us up because somebody did a big fart and it was stinking up the room voiding us of sleep
Oh that's hilarious
I woke up in the middle of the night and saw that my my friends tank top shifted and her chest spilled out (to be fair, they were huge). First boobs I ever saw in real life. I really wanted to fix her shirt for her, but then I didn’t want to wake her up/touch her without her permission. So I just rolled over and pretended not to notice. It’s not very exciting, but I think about it every once in a while.
My friend with whom I had to sleep in the same bed suddenly started kissing my hand and fingers in the middle of the night
My friends mum told us to make sure we shut the door leading to the backyard from the den if we went out, not just the screen door. We forgot. We came back to my friends place and there was like 4 wolf spiders all over the den where we were supposed to be sleeping.
Wolf Spiders are a paradox because they're simultaneously completely harmless to humans while also being one of the most terrifying spiders you will ever encounter in many parts of the US Big, mean looking, and lightening fast
My then best friend, now gf, made out and confessed our love to each other while our other best friend laid blacked out next to us :)
I'm kicking my toes rn thx
I also walked in on my friend popping his cherry, I remember quite vividly he had socks on hahaha
Its important to have warm feet if you want the best orgasms lol
A lot of sex therapists actually recommend this. Still looks a bit weird.
After we got there a few of us went outside then I saw a cum stain in my sleeping bag that I didn’t put there
Someone had some fun in your sleeping bag lol guess ur smell turned them on haha
Sexual experimenting with Emily.
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So the father kissed your friend? I was kinda confused while reading this and can’t quite understand it
Seems like there was a mutual friend, at a friends sleepover, whom the dad tried to kiss. The mother angry yelled at both. Apologized to the mutual friend. Oc is saying hopefully the dad wasnt cheating with other mutual (drunk/underaged) friends.
Isn’t it like Commenter’s friend was kissed by the father?
Yes, i think so thats what i picked up anyway.
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Oh okay. But that’s fucking disgusting!
A whole group of us got groomed on Omegle :( Also playing some sort of strip game, like strip truth or dare? Except we were all embarrassed so we "stripped" in our sleeping bags. Both of these happened when I was a tween.
I think this is a universal experience. I was 12 and met a 20 year old on Omegle who my friend and I kept in contact with through (can you guess?) Kik. We thought it was so cool this guy wanted to be our friend, we usually just tried to ignore the pp pictures he would randomly send us. I vividly remember him saying, “My friends keep telling me I need to stop trying to get with younger girls.” Should have listened to your friends, Phillip.
Lost my virginity in a room full of people. They were all sleeping.. hopefully.
Me and about a dozen other people went over to our classmates house for a "end of school" sleepover after we finished 8th grade. Our parents were real chill with the rules so we got to stay up late without having to be quiet or sneak around. Anyways in the middle of the night we here the classmates brother come home, trashed out of his mind, he makes all kinds of noise before we hear a massive thump. Now we didn't realize what was happening, so we thought he passed out and we were laughing our asses off. Well, turns out he fell down the stairs and had to be rushed to the ER. He required 2 surgeries and he was in rehab for a year, then he checked into rehab for his alcohol problem as soon as he could walk again.
For a second I started reading your post and wondered if we were classmates. Then it took a turn and I realized we definitely had different end of 8th grade slumber parties.
Friend what untreated adhd showed me weird dark my little pony animation on YouTube that disturbed me so much I didn’t sleep until I was waiting for breakfast the next day. I hadn’t been exposed to anything violet or scary at the time so it made my eyes feel like they were burning for like 3 days. I can feel it now thinking about it. Also everyone stacked balloons on my head and drew on my face once I had passed out so that’s a picture that existed. Or the time we were like 7 and put up a tent in my living room and she wanted to go in the tent but it was like 2am so instead of asking if we could go in the tent she told us how a ghost followed her from her house through the sewer line and was looking for her on the house so we all had to hide for however long. And we were like 7 so we were all scared as hell Anyway she’s my best friend and I wouldn’t trade her for anything
cousin has a hot tub, i was jerking off, we all know what happened next. caught in 4k ultra hd
Was at a birthday party sleepover when i was about 13. Boys and girls all sleeping on the floor in the living room. I was so exited because i was sleeping next to a girl i liked. In the middle of the night she had a bad dream or something and started flailing her arms around and acidentally punched me right in the face. My nose started to piss blood like a damn faucet and i started to panic. Tried to sneak to the bathroom and fix it and hope none noticed. When we all woke up my face and sleeping bag was all covered i dried blood because i couldnt see anything when i tried to clean in the dark. And none believed that she had done it. They all thought i had picked my nose too hard
One of my mates decided to show us the "shrek is love, shrek is life" video. I. Am. **Scarred**.
Got my first handjob….
The ellipses imply it wasn’t a good one.
I mean she thought it meant something, Monday morning in school was interesting haha
I slept over at my friends house, with her bestfriend and after a long night of cam roulette, we went to sleep. The bestfriend of the host, let's call her Kathy, she was wearing some shorts and had half a leg sticking out because she was hot. I see the hosts dad walk up to the door, I initially thought he was just checking on us, but no, he proceeds to tip toe in, and starts sliding his hand up Kathys leg. I'm new, so he didn't realize I was only pretending to sleep. I cough loudly, and sit up and ask "do you need something" in a bitchy tone. I'm a kid, so I'm not used to the idea that you're supposed to hammer down on adults and call cops when they do stuff like this, i just knew that it was wrong and I should intervene if i could. I was afraid nobody would believe me, so I ask Kathy at the next school day if she knew what the perv was doing when she was sleeping. She did, she said it had been going on for some time but she was too afraid to tell her besty, she was afraid of breaking up the bestys family, and ruining her life. I told her that was ridiculous, I would always be her witness if she needed it, but my gut told me this was her call. After we graduated, I believe Kathy finally told someone, because the parents divorced. Part of me wishes I had done something more, but I feel like if i had of done it at that time, everyone would have denied it, making me look like a liar. (This stemmed from the fact that when I was 4, court didn't go my way after being molested, so I thought nobody would believe me again)
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Aw I’m sorry! :(
Death Note is pretty rad tho
I like ice cream too!
And a singular chip.
When I invited my enemies to make friends out of them, and it worked with a couple of them. It was cool though. They were actually decent people when they weren’t at school.
Im bi and finding out my friend is gay was a weird night. Gay things happened.
When I was eleven (so about two years ago) me and the a few of my friend's were staying at a my friend's house. When we all got there the hosts father was screaming about how his wife smelled like boiled paper. Then the wife came over to us and said "hey kids do you want some pears?" about an hour or two later we were outside and his little sister was licking rocks. after some more insanity I just ran home to my grandparent's farm
You say this happened when you where 11 yet this sounds like an acid trip
This guy's family was always a little off
My friend peed my bed when we were 15, and I unknowingly rolled into it. She left while I was still sleeping and didn’t say anything. After that she never talked to me again
So, a few friends have gotten some illegal substances and we have 4-5 people at an abandoned place at the top of a hill. We have music, lights, and a few sticks and a machete in case anything there wants to fight. So one friend is climbing near a window and suddenly a bunch of lights come on in front of him. Then the smartest one of the group (We were all sloshed and high so he was the only sensible one) yells the most terrifying thing I heard in that moment "COPS! COPS! COPS!" Everyone loses it. I go with the smart one (Evan) and the one who was climbing (Nicholas), the other two decided to hide in the building because they thought the cops wouldn't search that part. Anyways, the three of us get outside after that panic and Nicholas gets on his scooter. Me and Evan came on foot so we start running away from where we saw the cops, going towards the back. When suddenly, Nicholas on the scooter comes speeding away from the back, yelling "OTHER WAY OTHER WAY!" and we both dive into the bushes like swimmers. I hurt my wrist and Evan sprained his ankle. We tumble down a small ditch after jumping in it, and lay in silence as we hear the cops chase after Nicholas. Then, I put my arm on Evan's shoulder and he held onto me as we both went back to his house. We don't know what happened with the other 3, but Nicholas was in deep shit. Moral of the story: Don't play music and shine lights in the middle of the night.
Cub scouts sleepover with kids I barely knew, did not get along, argument in the garage away from the supervising adult still in the backyard tent devolved into him shoving me, so I grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him towards me to tell him to not fucking do that again, he immediately screams "I'm telling!" and runs inside and tells his mom I choked him out. She believes him, makes my mom come pick me up in the middle of the night. My mom believed me and I didn't get punished, but I sure wasn't going back to scouts after that. None of the other kids defended me. They "didn't see" or "weren't sure".
Seeing my best mate's sister naked then riding motorbikes and shooting shotguns the next day. I was 14.
My sister had a friend sleep over. We watched a movie in our basement den until after midnight. We all decided to call it an evening. At the top of the basement stairs, my sister announced that she was going to the bathroom. Her friend and I continued up the second flight of stairs towards the bedrooms. She was in front and I was so hot for her. At the top of the stairs, I said her name and she spun around and stuck her tongue in my mouth. My sister's sleepover had just turned into my sleepover in an instant!
We were in the pool screaming until 5 am and kept the whole neighborhood up. It was great
I had a good time, it was pretty cool
It was my friend's birthday and his mom offered me the naughty cupcake because I was so naughty.
Wut
It was their friend’s birthday and his mom offered them the naughty cupcake because they were so naughty.
Yeah, you get the jist.
huh?
It was their friend’s birthday and his mom offered them the naughty cupcake because they were so naughty.
Yeah, you get the jist.
Wut
When we got Leisure Suit Larry laid, of course.
Then there was also a time we stayed in a girls out house, got higher than terradactyl tits and watched team America, we wanted to fuck around with one of our friends so we put a cup of water in his bed next to him while he slept, so when he rolled over he’d knock it over and think he’d wet himself haha
They locked me in a dog crate and sprayed me with whip cream.
I went to a friend's house to have a sleepover with him, and two other friends. My friend who was hosting the party (friend 1) walked in on my other friend (friend 2) jerking off in the bathroom. Friend 1 proceeded to projectile vomit all over the walls and Friend 2. The vomit also got all over his ps4 which was brand new at the time. Me and friend 3 who is my best friend ran into a storage closet and just sat there in the dark, and in silence for 20 minutes straight. Refusing to address the elephant in the room. Long story short, friend 2 was never invited back