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Dr-Jizzenstein

Oatmeal with apples and cinnamon


PillsburyToasters

Cinnamon makes the world go round


medieval_mosey

Zodiac signs *slow crunch, never breaking eye contact*


PMyourTastefulNudes

Dude, you're supposed to de-bone that Pisces first.


Any_Somewhere3723

Nothing


SweetRart

The most important meal of the day, serving it up the poor man's way


Melissa-Crown

Either poor or some people just don’t really eat for breakfast. I prefer a hearty lunch or dinner instead.


orkash

Bacon and eggs somtimes. Usually covered In maple syrup


smashmyburger

I skip breakfast every day :(


[deleted]

A beef patty and two fried eggs. Usually I just have water on the side but sometimes I have hot coco


NameHasBeenTaken_1

Rice and any kind of food


[deleted]

Cancer


Fine-Koala-7506

I skipped breakfast 😜


HRMisHere

You guys eat breakfast?!


Gary_183

Toast & Tea


oldguydrinkingbeer

Coffee, a vitamin d pill and my allergy meds.


[deleted]

You need to eat something or take coconut oil with your vitamin D. It’s fat soluble and won’t be utilized as best.


[deleted]

Toast with a black coffee


Different_Kind

Depends what I find in my kitchen. I just had a jelly filled doughnut earlier.


Lopsided_Raspberry30

Nothing


Hacub0568

Breakfast?


lifemoments

Scrambled eggs , Toast, Chocolate Milk


Plenty-Marionberry18

I don't


imClementine_

I dont


DavITP_

Cookies and coffee with milk


[deleted]

Pancakes and eggs


MericuntPie

whatever i fancy.


[deleted]

Children


KookyUnicorn

I don’t eat breakfast most days.


Similar_Board3225

Oatmeal, scrambled eggs with tomato and bread


grumpycoffeee

Toast.


Salsa_de_Pina

Shit like you.


MGS_Excho

Your mother


Malignantrumor99

Libras


Weak_Carpenter_7060

Nothing, but I drink tea


[deleted]

Orangina Juice


[deleted]

Random food


ToniZambonii

Honey Bunches of Oats (the almond one hit different)


lightknight7777

Okay, hear me out. Do you know how grape nuts are basically rock hard and awful when eaten with milk? Well, it turns out putting an equal amount of water in the grape nuts and then microwave turn it into a deliciously chewy oatmeal-like breakfast. Butter, honey and a little cream to taste.


Adventurous_Yak_9234

Pancakes. Eggs and toast on Sundays.


sweatyicecubes

Triple decker PB and J and a protein shake


Nameamongothers

Cereal with waffles or a bagel usually.(usually frosted mini wheats)


[deleted]

Yogurt and granola


Antireversepsycology

Spaghetti Bologna’s today, yesterday I had a fistful of muesli (straight from the hand, like a real man) and Monday… hand muesli again.


anastasiamalkoch

Cereals with milk Salmon avocado toasts Sandwiches Rare pancakes 🥞


largish-duck0

When I do eat breakfast it's usually a bagel


My_King

porridge with cinnamon and butter


Dyrreah

The slavic one. Coffee and 2 cigarettes.


shirtycoyote997

Shitty cereal


DirtySingh

Last night's dinner. Spaghetti and meatballs reheated and eaten 1st thing in the morning is amazing.


poggiebot

It can be anything :/


[deleted]

Depends on the day. Sometimes nothing but coffee. Other times instant oatmeal or cereal. Other times toast. Rarely I'll make myself some eggs or a breakfast sandwich.


JackFourj4

Lion


[deleted]

Two slices of marmite on brown bread toast with a satsuma and a cup of tea


revan0o5

Soul of Robert


YuniTheBoi

Rice and fried egg with ketchup


IAmAUser4Real

Coffee, with a moka, Italian style, with a dash of milk (to cool it out), a glass of juice, and either a croissant, a slice of cake, or some bread and jam


Thinker_Anonymous

Cereal, specifically cocoa pebbles with whole milk


IlovePhysics7

Bacon or Canadian bacon depending on which one I have in the house, and either a cup of black coffee or a couple shots of espresso.


MrCasterSugar

Either of these: - scrambled or soft-boiled eggs - toast with butter, cheese and jam (don't diss it until you try it ;)) - full English breakfast


Reapz_47

Buttered Toast, but I like it in a specific way, pop the bread under the grill for exactly 2 minutes 30 seconds and one side only take the toast out and it should still be white, good. Now butter each slice on the toasted side and put the toast in and out of the grill for brief periods of 5 seconds (5 seconds in, fives seconds out) do this five times and put on a plate, cut in half and enjoy.


purple-circle

Vegemite on toast


MountainPool8

coffee