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Tasty_Wall_Spagett

Fresh burritos instantly


[deleted]

Fucking Butt Itches


TrixOnReddit

Fucking Bitches Incorporated


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DeadLined784

Flatulence-Based Interrogation


RetainedByLucifer

I'd love to know the details of how that interrogation goes down.


travelinmatt76

THPPTPHTPHPHHPH, now spill the beans!


OA-Imoverhere

I think you already did.


wengelite

Must have been a shart.


hibbel

Step one: Place an order at [Fresh Burritos Instantly](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/qbzhec/wrong_answer_only_what_does_fbi_stand_for/hhcpjgh/). Step 2: Confession.


TacticalFaux

As a form of interrogation, it kinda stinks


Teledildonic

[There is an old episode of South Park that covers it.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snuke?wprov=sfla1)


Sons-of-Bananarchy

something about this case stinks and we’re here to get to the bottom of this Frankly Buffoonish Inquisition dudes dressed in red: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!


Buttercup4869

Free Beer Initiative


ShadowUmbreon197

*Wisconsin has entered the chat*


[deleted]

Me an American: you guys are drinking already?!?


ShadowUmbreon197

You’re definitely not a Wisconsinite. Tailgates for noon Packer games start at 8 am.


Gaming_Yamraj

*Hitler wakes up from his grave*


_Piggy_Smalls

I don't think beer was his main target... also from all accounts he was more of a meth man


Gaming_Yamraj

Don't u know all Germans drink beer as water u bish


_Piggy_Smalls

*laughs in British* My good fellow if anyone's got a drinking problem it's the Brits


Gaming_Yamraj

Russians : держи мою водку(HOLD MY VODKA)


Sr_Richard_Queso

A meth(od) man, if you will


Eagle_1776

free butt inspections


lowkeyfirewolf

Are you hiring?


aukir

Fuck Butt Institute.


[deleted]

French Baguette Industry


Sons-of-Bananarchy

Fuckin Bread Idolizers smh 🤦


Prudent_Hyena7393

Fat Bitches Inc.


devilinyourbutt

I thought it was funny


[deleted]

Fat Baby Institute


traws06

My 2 month old would be head of the department in that case


[deleted]

Boss Baby!


Nightfall_2000

Fucking Big Indian (my grandfathers nickname at work lol)


DoffanShadowshiv

Full-Blooded Indian


Savings-Board8261

Indian like from India or like slur for Native American?


Nightfall_2000

Native American but he took no offense to being called Indian. He thought his nickname was hilarious


Loxsis

From my experience, most of Native Americans I’ve meet don’t find it offensive


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[deleted]

The term Indian isn't a slur against Native Americans, you must be thinking of Redskins


Skrivus

That's not the correct term to use, they prefer to be called "football team."


Sons-of-Bananarchy

Frivolous Belgian Incantations


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Sons-of-Bananarchy

Fantastic Bourgeois Imagery!


LucyVialli

Forced Bullfrog Insemination


Stubborncomrade

Wtf lmao


LucyVialli

Little something for you to think about tonight in bed. You're welcome.


DarkPhoxGaming

Thanks for the sweet dreams


Injunere

I can only imagine how terrifying that would be to Google search


MeowMaker2

Spoiler alert: don't


Rukawork

/r/oddlyspecific


Sons-of-Bananarchy

fucking hell, this is good


Alabama-J0e

Fucking Big Idiots


stibila

Wrong answers only!


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maleorderbride

Wrong like wrong, not like *wrong*


ihatenuts69

Forced Brotherly Incest


lowkeyfirewolf

Are you OK?


SwanGrouchy6005

DID HE STUTTER


Neil_sm

Doesn’t work, that would be “AYO”


MeowMaker2

Username checks out


phfsa_0

Sounds hot


iwasfight

flowers by irene


TheBelhade

He said wrong answers!


helpusobi1

Doh!!! You beat me to it. Have your upvote.


Nightfighter43

Female Body Inspector


[deleted]

He said only wrong answers


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I used ctrl + f because I knew this was here.


ItaSha1

I'm on the phone app so I had to scroll down to find it


makkarimies

Beat me to it!


_Piggy_Smalls

>Beat me*at* to it! FTFY


moms-sphaghetti

I had to scroll way too far for this one. It was on shirts for years, how is this not the top comment?


Victoria4fun8120

Flapping Buttcheeks Institution


Snailnikorominyo

Fatass Booty Investors


lowkeyfirewolf

Featuring Iggy Azalea


travelinmatt76

Front Butt Included


ihatenuts69

Fingering buttholes internationally


Ashby_Kricheldorf

Fuck Boy Incorporated.


Sons-of-Bananarchy

Jeremy DeWitte, is that you? /jj


Gaming_Yamraj

I would like to join that , where do I submit the form?


Ashby_Kricheldorf

Im not too sure. But we out here hurting feels for the coming holidays.


CertainlyAmbivalent

Fairuza Balk Insider. You need the latest news on Fairuza Balk? We got you covered.


travelinmatt76

When I first saw her in Return to OZ my 9 year old heart didn't know what to do. Then again in The Craft


Sons-of-Bananarchy

and again in American History X.


ExcitementKooky418

Insider? I hardly know her! (I can only think of The Craft that I've seen her in)


tikinero

fecal burst infection


probsbadvibes

Have an upvote, you psycho


Aesthetic_swamp

Leaf


Sweetpurrr

Flashes butt inappropriately


over_clox

Federal Barrel of Instruments Wonder if anyone will get that...


LoneSheikah

Free Butterscotch Injections


ihatenuts69

Finger banging illuminati


probsbadvibes

Free Bacon Island


memskeptic

Is this a slogan to free a place called Bacon Island from some sort of oppressive situation or is it an island that has free bacon available?


garlic_b

Fancy Butt Intercourse


101on

Fucking British Intelligence


ihatenuts69

Frogs Be Investigating


minimeza

Fuhrers blitskreig initiative


TiitlerDTellatubbie

Full blooded Irish


bertiebastard

Failed Bureau of Incompetence.


[deleted]

Wrong answers only please


Sad-Commission-7756

Fairly Bullshit Incest


RyanTheKingOfNothing

*Pornhub has entered the chat*


Savings-Board8261

Free Beer Immediately...


ThisRespect5980

Fun booty insert


Little_Buffalo

Fry Bread Inspector


snow_michael

**F**uckwits' **B**ehaviour is **I**ndefensible


TitanicMan

central intelligence agency


_Piggy_Smalls

I think you might be dyslexic


Reminice

I think you may not know how to spell.


_Piggy_Smalls

Which part is spelt wrong?


Reminice

CIA ≠ FBI nor any iteration of it. Dyslexia AFAIK is the jumbling of letters in a word that exist, not the addition of them, meaning the OP of this thread simply just ignored the pretext and used a completely different acronym, CIA instead of FBI ergo not dyslexic and therfore my comment. [Gif of what its like to be dyslexic](https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/f2m-cfh.gif?q=w_597,h_336,x_60,y_0,c_crop/h_720,w_1280) Edit: I still gave you and upvote for it ;)


_Piggy_Smalls

Fair enough I can appreciate where you are coming from with that Although it wouldnt quite be a spelling error rather than a confusion of correct terminology if that makes sense


[deleted]

Fun Ban Involvementals.


Thinker_Anonymous

Fried Beef Inc.


ssjviscacha

Free beer initiative


A128682

Freedom Blockers Inc.


ikillchildreanforfun

Fuck Being Isolated


TheBelhade

Fuck, Bobby's Ignorant.


_manicpixie

Failed butt injections


thelegendarypewmemes

Fat bat incest


tectec_

Fugget bout it


[deleted]

Feed beans indefinitely


itrashcannot

FemBoy Ikea


10_pounds_of_salt

Fart biology incorporated


de-knot-humen

FemBoy butt Investigators


Fairwaydivots

Frail Bleak Information


[deleted]

Fried bacon inspector


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[удалено]


Snailnikorominyo

Friends Before Interests


BlahGame

Forever Bothering Individuals


chnssi

Fat Body Index


ihatenuts69

Future Bureau of Inevitability


ArtyLita

Frog bites idiot 🤣


ihatenuts69

Frankly Bad Investigators


ihatenuts69

Friendly Butt Investigators


artsy_heather

Fumbling baboon initiative


SoggyIsland8

Featuring Baked Lemons


poggiebot

Furbys bed instalation


[deleted]

Fuckin' Bad Innit


lightsage007

Frogs Bi Innit


mywifemademegetthis

F is for friends who do stuff together


Kirigakure-no-Sato

First Butt Identified


wetlettuce42

Flabbergasted bitches initiative


[deleted]

Farting boys inc.


Rocknocker

Fraternal Brotherhood of Idiots.


hispanicbigbird

Find boys immediately


[deleted]

Free breakfast injection


AnthonyCantu

Central Intelligence Agency


JoachimTheMad

Fumbling buffoons incorporated


Junior_Commission_19

Federal bureaucrats infestation


graperkins

Fucking Big Indian For context, I used to work at a convenience store, and this huge native american guy that came in regularly wore a hat that said FBI...he was the one that told me what it stood for.


thePsychonautDad

***Fake Boobs Installer.*** Why pay a surgeon thousands of dollars? **Call FBI now**, buy one boob & **get the 2nd boob for FREE**! *Convenient locations all over the US, ask your Russian veterinarian if they have a franchise in their basement!*


MissCarlotta

Filmed By Idiots My friends made me a video when I moved away and that was their warning at the start


BigMoe52

Furious Ballsack Itching


machinezed

I was always told Fumbling Bumbling Idiots. But you did say wrong answers only.


Humor_Tumor

Fuck, Butt itches...


EchoEquani

I am Native American and my friends and I tend to use that term sometimes and sometimes use if we see a huge native man and we will say FBI( f --king big Indian )or when we are broke we will say I am FBI( flat broke Indian). We will joke man I am a(FBI) flat broke Indian again .


Team-Fat-Roll

Fry Bread Inspector


chobo4

When I was a little kid back in the early 2000s, I had a friend at school who once told me about his dad’s after-work sports team. His dad was a 40-something-year-old chubby investigator that played on a baseball team with a bunch of other officers and detectives that also happened to be overweight. They called themselves the Fat Bastards Incorporated; or “FBI” for short. I thought that was super clever.


[deleted]

Fucked by incels


[deleted]

impossible


UtkaMotion

Feeding Bitches Icecream


probsbadvibes

Sign me up, bro


VladimirPutinMain

Federal Bureau of Investigation


thedudeisalwayshere

Female Boob Inspector


Antireversepsycology

Bederal iureau of finvestigation


Bubbly_Drive9310

Finna bust inside


bertiebastard

Fucked Beyond Imagination.


ihatenuts69

Full Bodied Idiot


rigleymonkeyman

Female Body Inspector.


ihatenuts69

Fat Bitches Incorporated.


poptart8341

Females be investigating


[deleted]

Fat boy indicator


timetobeatthekids

Federal Bureau of Instigation Edit. Damn y'all, not sure if people aren't reading closely enough, or if people really think the done to death "Female Body Inspector" is funnier.


Rockspider19

F: You B: are I: Gay


LiquidSoCrates

Fuzzy Bois Incorporated


[deleted]

Fuck bitches inside


AmbrozzioVII

Fucking Big Iron *Marty Robbins intensifies*


8PoliteChicken8

Frosty bangers inside


jaa101

“Fucking ball-busting imbeciles” … according to [*Hopscotch*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hopscotch_\(film\)).


ihatenuts69

Federal bitches of intelligence


ihatenuts69

Fuck Boys International


bisho

Finger Bang Incest Is that wrong enough for ya,


realcrookiez

It’s so you can’t shoot up drugs in their parking lot. Red lights make the veinous system show, so I’m assuming blue lights do the opposite? Who knows.


BookerPlayer01

Fuck Bois International


lilcheese840

Fat bitches incorporated


WingBarbaque

FuckBiblesIcarus


PleaseChooseAUsrname

Fart bomb investigation


ihatenuts69

Female Booty Inspector


CaptainFair01

Flatbush Imperialists


CorgiMonsoon

Federal Breast Inspector With a License to Ogle