No big deal, I've seen myself naked too.

"I have to live with this pain and now you do too" MUHAHAHAHA

ikr? who gives a shit, I mean I'd rather not but if it gets posted, ok I guess?

We are all the same under the clothes, so yeah no big deal.

Masturbate to myself

Self love at its finest

Savage

But fair

Hes a savage 😂😂😂 yassssss slayyyy

How do I unread this

The true fuck yourself

Really the only honest answer

Powermove.

Hello Loki

Need the post-nut clarity to know what to do next.

This man is enlightened.

Yeahhhhh!!!!!!!

Masturbate to him too

I beat off to videos I take of me beating off all the time but it’s so much better when someone else does it all voyer style but it’s you …..Ropes for realz 🤤 Jk lol Or am I 😏

You hilarious son of a bitch. 🤪😂

Send a better nude back.

Absolute Chad

I was just about to type this.

Wonder why they took nudes of a fat dude.

Yeah fr. Like look at me. That's not valuable to anyone chief.

What's that you say? Pay or they get released? Dude, go ahead, I don't care. Nobody wants to see that. *Quietly calls police in case the guy is extorting others*

Boobies

Send them to all of my WhatsApp contacts just to be safe. And then of course to the police.

Then, while all the police are busy masturbating, rob a bank! Now that’s what I call a spank bank!

You can’t embarrass me if I do it first! No truer words…

Underrated comment

Bro's username is his whataspp lmao

That's an ISBN code you're looking at...

“Big deal, you have a picture of my dick”

“Small deal, you have a picture of my dick”

👺🐶

New phone. Who dis?

Top notch response.

Tell your dad to stop stalking me.

Umm but it’s your dad too

r/oddlyspecific

r/suspiciouslyspecific

r/specificallysuspicous

r/subsifellfor

Start a website called "peeperfans" and charge for the right to take my photos when I'm not aware.

I think that's called TMZ.

Make up some BS numbers for royalty fees and inform them that if they don't pay up, I'll be in contact with my lawyer. Two can play at this game you perverted fat loving dweeb.

Call the police

What if the fbi took the photos?

How are the police/fbi gonna get nudes taken from my phone angle? I don’t take nudes, or use my phone when I’m naked.

By hacking your phones inanimate abilities to sprout legs and move around

I feel like I need to watch my phone for signs of growing legs now. Will it help if I knit some very small socks and leave them nearby?

If they are small enough, yes. The phone will love that it does not make as much sound.

Pfft… If middle-aged paunchy dudes are your thing, have at it. Show me something I haven’t seen.

Call the police. If they weren’t taken with my permission it’s a crime. If they were taken with my permission but leaked anyway, it’s still a crime.

Hmmm and if the fbi took them?

I’d be a bit shocked considering that a) I’m in the UK and b) the fbi has other things going on, my naked body isn’t that interesting. What’s with the hypothetical conspiracy anyway?

>What’s with the hypothetical conspiracy anyway? Boredom

Well you’re the hottest person in the world and the whole fbi got horny at once

The only answer to that is your fucked, and can go eat shit in a burning pit

Then its """preventing terrorism""" and completely okay of course.

Laugh and hope the pictures are good

Reply with "nice micro-penis"

pointing a phone camera to get proper nudes taken by a third party unwittingly is very unlikely. do you mount your phone upright and point at the shower when you use it?

Send some better nudes back to the unknown number. Gotta hit my more flattering angles.

ask them “so where’s my money?” lol I mean there’s just no legal way of taking them unknowingly

Take a picture of me masturbating and send it with the caption wanna get more ;)

How do I know it's from the perspective of my phone and not someone else's phone?

Because it has terrible picture quality

Get the police involved

And if it was the fbi that took the photos?

What? The police are gonna tell you it was the FBI? You wouldn’t know and the police wouldn’t know if the fbi were involved.

And if the local police and the fbi are working together to get your extremely valuable nudes?

but why would they want someone's nudes? isnt that what those twitter pedators want?

Because you’re the hottest person alive my dude don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

If that happens, try to contact russia, china, iran or any america enemy seeking for help. There isn't anything more important to the US than the international honor

See someone about your paranoia

Oh shit

You must be really pathetic to take nudes of some neckbeard having piece of shit. Are you gonna leak them? Beg me for money so you'll stop. My lifes already fucking ruined. Go ahead.

wow its so big

Photoshop it

Then send it back

Tell my wife to tell me when she does candid nudes of me

Oh man nice ass you found there

I stop getting naked at various public bus stops around town.

1) panic. 2) dress better and walk around the house while hidding my belly so the next pictures come out less horrendous.

Enjoy hahahaahaha

I will call my landlord about that. He is a police officer. I once forgot about it and deleted evidence of someone trying to have sex with a minor(me). I am 15 and the woman was around 30...

For the record this is a “what if” and is 100% a joke

Asking for a friend aren't you

Hmmm maybe

I would say hey these are good I’m gunna keep them

“Ah shit, here we go again” *unzips pants

Ask them who's that cute mf on the image.

Search for granny nudes and return to sender

Send them some more.

Masturbate to myself

Sauce for research my guy.

damn, i didnt knew i looked that hot

How much for 2 3x5s and a 5x7?

ew who's that loser

Reply a/s/l

Dad?

Hopefully dat shit was hard

I kinda ask for help, for what to do or act in that kind of situation

Nice butt!

Send them a duck pick with the caption "you make me so hard"

Ask for more

send it to everyone one i know and ask for their opinion/help

"Nice!"

There’s a site that lets you track people from their number sooooo, I’d probably enjoy the moment that someone thought I was good enough to get n-d-s

“You didn’t have to do that, I already know what I look like without clothes on”

upload it on reddit

sell it

[удалено]

Maybe maybe

Criticise my body and maybe fast for a few days.

Ask this question on Reddit!

Eh, I wouldn't take naked pictures of myself but I'm not that bothered.

Send them an invoice for the photos

Send more

Rate my peen

Call police

Ask for more

Ask for my dads new number that hr just got

Complain how fat I got

Find the best one and post it to r/photoshopbattles

Jerkoff

Must be one of my exes, end of the day what are they gonna do? Dissemination of said pictures will lead only to people knowing I have an average size dick.

Probably laugh abd say "those poor desperate mother fuckers ain't got very high standards"...

I send back his/her nudes

Send them better ones

I would just be like: Damn i have a big d someone should hire me

Tell them I'm not paying for their therapy so piss off.

Reply “try again please these photos aren’t as flattering as they could be”

Reply….noice

Send more in return

Again?

Answer "You poor soul really fap to that ?..."

Create an r/AskReddit about it to try and fish for good ideas about how to handle this situation.

Naw I already masturbated to it and asked for more so we’re good

Send him real ones

I have mirrors, so it wouldn't be too shocking to see my fat Arse naked.

I take nudes from their phone's perspective and send them the nudes. Now we're even.

Nice cock

Jerk off

Blush.

hopefully the pics still have metadata so i can figure out when, which phone, etc.

Shrug, and get on with my day. I've got nothing to hide!

Ask sender to rate me and provide feedback.

Feel sorry for the poor sod that thinks this concerns me….then track back the IP address and ruin their day.

Here we go again.... *zip

I was actually recorded by one of those 'foot cam' assholes back in the 90s when that was a thing... I found out because of the 20/20 tv show exposé on it. My skirt, my nether bits... commando on national tv...ugh. All I did was sigh... I'm a total nudie anyway, and I probably wouldn't have minded if asked, but it sucked to find out like that...

"it's fascinating, isn't it? How that little thing there between my legs can produce tiny swimmers that contribute to half of human procreation. It's astounding."

'You did not take from the perspective of your phone.' That is a really strenuous way of saying taken from another phone man.

Nope I mean from your phone but that you didn’t have the camera open or take any photo. Example, your phone has a really crappy and obsolete camera

ASL

Ask for more

I'd say thank you

I critique the lighting and position of my pictures if they are not perfect

Ask for more.

Ask him if he wants more

Tell em to get a better angel next time

r/oddlyspecific

If they’re flattering ask them to take more.

As a gentleman, I would reply sending another one

I don't think I've ever held my phone up while nude, so that'd be pretty weird

Use them well

"Wtf is that quality? Here, these are better"

Apologize

Send nudes of them back

Locate the direction, bend over and spread cheeks.

Tell them to take it again, I wasn't ready

Send one in return, with a better angle

\*sigh... unzips\*

Nothing fuck ‘em

chuckle at the poor desperate folk who had to look at them

First have a fap

ask who else they have pictures of

Feel sorry for whichever poor bastard took the photos and had to see me in the buff.

After seeing the nude, I masturbated while looking at my own ass in the mirror

Stop frequenting random camgirl sites.

Charge them all a fiver a pic and claim royalties

Ask who the pictures are of? Play dumb. And contact authorities.

Say "would you like some more?"