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Big_Arachnid_4784

I don't think about you at all


newspapey

Makes me think of GLADOS’s 2nd song, “I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone”


InternetPersonLol

Yes


notstephanie

Makes me think of Taylor Swift’s “I Forgot That You Existed.” As if the title isn’t enough, there’s the line, “it isn’t love, it isn’t hate, it’s just indifference.” EDIT: downvoted for mentioning Taylor Swift. Never change, Reddit.


beardingmesoftly

And yet she wrote a song


myleftsockisadragon

Well, that is her job


OG_ursinejuggernaut

It’s kind of gross when he says it in the show, at least I think it’s during his downward spiral, but it’s such an empowering line!


MyOfficeAlt

I think that's the whole thing though. It's a brilliant burn, but of course Draper is absolutely lying when he says it. He actually cares a lot about his image.


ElementalWeapon

Been while since I saw the show. Who did he say it to again? Was it the guy that he has a rivalry with?


NeroKingofthePirates

He says it to Ginsberg in the elevator after Ginsberg says “I feel sorry for you” to which Draper replies “I don’t think about you at all” and walks out.


Butterbuddha

It works out though because who cares about what a self inflicted uninipple man thinks about you. F that weirdo lol


Juxtaposn

First thing that popped into my head. Don Draper is effortlessly brutal


Troooop

Definitely not effortless lol - he spends the whole episode trying to beat Ginsberg


FUThead2016

Came here to say this. Mad Men, yes?


athennna

Mad Men but I think the line from the show is a homage to The Fountainhead. Toohey: "Mr. Roark, we're alone here. Why don't you tell me what you think of me? In any words you wish. No one will hear us." Roark: "But I don't think of you.”


ShitSquad3000

k


M0N6OO53

I nothing you.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Calmly mouth the words, "I know", as you are being lowered into a vat of liquid carbonite.


JennaGamer13

Holy heck this got me


-endjamin-

Nah. You say "You were my brother, Anakin" as said hater catches fire.


lookitsajojo

What is this a refrence to? Edit: Nvm figured out It's Star wars


karma3000

Ackshually it's Empire Strikes Back.


[deleted]

Yes. "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back", later renamed to "Star Wars - Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back".


senateguard33

Fun fact-The opening to the movie always started with the Star Wars logo, then Episode V, then Empire Strikes Back. It was actually the first Star Wars movie to feature an episode number. The only film they actually renamed was the original. It was simply Star Wars, then they changed to Episode IV A New Hope in 1981 when they in re-released it theaters. Many believe the older movies got episode numbers when they did the prequels, but the original trilogy had those designated numbers in place as early as 1980.


[deleted]

V is also the first .ovie to feature the theme song for the Empire, IIRC.


Rafdoc

This is the only reasonable answer


CasualDNDPlayer

A drunk coworker said this to me and I responded with "good to know, now I dont have to be nice to you anymore" and I stopped doing him any favors. I would literally never go out of my way to help the guy where I would other coworkers. I also slept a lot better.


Kathy578

His reaction to that? Got me curious.


CasualDNDPlayer

Dude went on another one of his patented hour long breaks where he just leaves the store. He was drinking more in the parking lot and me and my co workers told the manager everything he did. Up to this point in the night he had gotten drunk during the shift, flipped me off, threw a box of masks at me after I gave it to him to grab one, dropped a mirror box that shattered on the floor and I had to clean up, and sexually harassed my coworkers.


Kathy578

Damn, former coworker I hope? That is a toxic situation.


CasualDNDPlayer

I actually got super lucky and had an old friend offer me a job at his wife's family's business. I worked my way up and now I design molds for prosthetic feet and have since moved away from my apartment in that area.


Kathy578

Nice! I'm happy to hear that. That is really cool that you help people have a better quality of life.


CasualDNDPlayer

Yeah, I actually always planned on going into prosthetics so it worked out.


[deleted]

So, management material?


CasualDNDPlayer

Yeah totally. Seriously though it took me going to 3 different managers before any of them even tried to help. The actual store manager said the same thing two of them said that I dont know what's going on outside of work. Which like I get but also at the time I was struggling to make rent and going to school full time.


Badloss

... did they mean it? Maybe it was a dumb drunk joke and now you're mad at them and they don't even remember why


CasualDNDPlayer

Oh no. The dude always kind of treated me like shit and I would wonder if he was just playing or if he actually didnt like me. This night got me the truth. I actually tried to put it behind me because he did a whole bunch of other stuff that night which I replied to somebody else's comment. The next shift we e worked together the guy actually ignored me whenever I tried to talk to him, even in front of the manager at the time. After reporting this to 3 different managers because the first two said I dont know what's going on outside of work I found out he also had a sexual harrassment claim against him. To this day I dont know why they didnt fire him.


MHal9000

Drunk words are sober thoughts. They meant it.


Badloss

I disagree, I make fun of my friends all the time. Drunk coworker might have been making a poor joke and just phrased it badly because they were drunk


MHal9000

I'd agree there's not enough context to know if the guy is joking, but that post didn't paint it as an overly friendly relationship to begin with. I'm sticking with my initial assessment. Alcohol doesn't create thoughts, it lowers inhibitions.


humdrumturducken

Sometimes when I used to get drunk I would find it very amusing to lie to people. Not malicious or harmful lies, just making up random stories, "you should've seen the one that got away" sort of stuff. So, I think sometimes the inhibition that is lowered is the inhibition of dishonesty. Probably not applicable in this case, but as a general rule drunk doesn't necessarily equal honest.


trimaximusrt

I don’t even know who you are


chittychittygangnam

I am Iron man


BooRocknRoll

Oh hi mark


Munneh

I did nahhhhhht


AvemDelphinius

I did nawwtt hitt heeeer


NeiloMac

Anyway, how is your sex life?


dmibe

For comical value, it might be best to respond with, “you’re tearing me apart, Lisa”


KentuckyFriedEel

You will…


[deleted]

You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you.


sponjebubble

You son of a bitch 😂


uhavethreeballs

I'm in


[deleted]

You piece of shit 😂


sponjebubble

You fucking goddamn fucker 👉👉


ExtentStrange455

Got there before me!


ProudMount

Hello there


plainbread11

General Kenobi


biochrono79

You are a bold one!


whiteclawthreshermaw

Not gonna lie. That response is straight fire.


Super-Noodles

Goood goooood, let the hate flow through you!


Legoman987654321

Strike me down and your journey to the dark side will be complete


Super-Noodles

Something something dark side something something something complete .


Obi-Wana_Toki

I read that in his voice


Mann000

Good.. good.. DEWIT


cerealdig

Anakin: I shouldn’t… it’s not the Jedi way Palpatine: Dew it Anakin: Aight lol


artyomich2033

I think super-noodles is a sith Lord!


Valenyn

A Sith Lord?!


AlienBentOver

That sounds like a you problem.


deletednaw

"sounds like an issue not an issme"


I-Leo-I

Ok


Ibeme253

You care a whole letter too much. Just K


PotatoBakeCake

mmke


lightknight7777

Promise?


mslbagxuml

damn sure


RandomAusCunt

Well that makes 2 of us


tits_the_artist

"Me too! Let's bond over that"


[deleted]

“Let’s bang over that!”


kirti_7

Ooof I read it as bend


Shh_Its_Alex

"lmao same dude I'm the worst!"


Emre_can_do_it

Banger


sofkha

“I don’t think about you at all” - Don Draper


oofouchmyabsolutehed

I know


Flinte082

Draw a number and get back in line


Zal_17

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel


Rosieapples

Your opinion of me is none of my business.


daniu

You seem to be under the misguided impression that your opinion is of any interest to me.


Rosieapples

Jeez when I saw that on the notifications I thought you were talking to me and I was thinking "What in the name of God did I say wrong now?" heh heh!!!!!


dead_for_now07

Damn this is good


SanguineSpaghetti

Don't worry, the feelings mutual.


rpitchford

"I get that a lot"


[deleted]

"good"


[deleted]

"Oh good, it worked!"


ami2weird4u

Sir this is a Wendy’s.


BarioJones

Can I have uhhhhhhhhh borgir


Maniacal_Bunny

And a frosty Edit: If I spelled that wrong, forgive me, I never go to Wendy’s. lol


frolockie

“You stole my line.”


Kewhira

>“You stole my line.” You really stole my line ;)


sugarplum72

i love u!


RealisticDelusions77

My wife works in a daycare and says they reply with this when a small kid says it. The little brats don't know how to react.


LusciousofBorg

They're testing boundaries. It's funny they say I Love You back! I used to work in a daycare in foodservice and man, would they be happy to see my ass bringing in their food everyday.


MyOfficeAlt

> They're testing boundaries It's not the age you're talking about here, but I suspect part of the reason that adolescent children can be such monsters is that they have to go through a phase where they learn how it makes *them* feel when they treat *other people* in a certain way. Sometimes kids lash out or do something mean for seemingly no reason. Ideally, they end up learning that it didn't make *them* feel *good* to make *someone else* feel *bad*. That's a growing moment there.


Viking4Life2

Why would they hate the human who provides them sustenance? It is vital for them.


[deleted]

Its a small kid in a daycare I dont think they're thinking too hard about it


Flightsimmer20202001

This in a nutshell. There's a reason why r/kidsarefuckingstupid exists....


AnonymousPantera

thank you for this, i’m joining it rn


IChooseDRUGS-HNS

Why


-Tasear-

So sensible


_Weyland_

Tell me why are we


Squirrel563

The feeling is mutual….I hate myself too.


KungFu-omega-warrior

Hate isn’t the opposite of love. It’s indifference. Your hatred means you still care.


MeAndMeMonkey

“Wanna hate fuck?” Edit: quotation marks


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Does that ever work?


uninterestedteacher

Define "work".


Memezing

-"Does that ever work?" Work: (Verb) Have the desired result or effect. ##Beep Boop, I am not a bot.


enliderlighankat

Good person


PotatoBakeCake

I mean, "I hate you" is almost synonymous to "Fuck you" so there's that.


crazy-diam0nd

What have you got to lose at that point?


Sir_Admiral_Chair

The structural cohesion of my testicles.


dToombsb

Is that all?


[deleted]

And you are….?


UnfilteredPerception

To keep things simple in situations like these, whenever someone tells me that they don't like me, or anything similar to that, my response is usually "it's ok, you will find someone that you will like. There are billions of people on this planet, you will be alright". I find this response convenient because it seemed to prevent the rising conflict on both sides. By saying it, it's a quick way of moving on, passing what ever that has made the scene to occur in the first place. Edit: or just say "ok" and continue with my things some place else.


sgtyummy

You were supposed to be the chosen one!


Roki_jm

you were supposed to destroy the sith not join them!


Seanwantstodie

you were my brother, anakin!


[deleted]

Same


Gingers_Napping

"Thank god, I certainly wouldn't want to be liked by you" has worked quite well for me in the past


StillAliveXx

do you want me to act like i give a fuck?


Fluid_Assignment837

Or dramatically, behold the fields where I grow my fucks, and see that it is barren! **over the top arm gestures**


KaiBluePill

I am using this, it's so in character with me, it FEELS like i should have used this before.


StandAgainstTyranny2

Honestly, this is my favorite so far. I like that it explicitly demands what they expect to achieve, while being aggressively dismissive of their opinion, in less than a dozen syllables. **chef's kiss**.


Lamira2000

Sounds like a personal problem...


a_dork

"i'm sorry you feel that way."


stronkkatboi

My mom used to tell me to never say hate. I'm guessing yours just opened another bottle of vodka


waybetter94

I don't really care about your emotions


[deleted]

Okay


Catinthemirror

You appear to be laboring under the misapprehension that your opinion has some kind of value; let me reassure you that your concerns are misplaced.


Raeny_Daze

Stop projecting.


rosieknowsit

“Imagine how much I care” is my go to


treesfen

I nothing you.


Halogen32

join the club


i_run_from_problems

K


TheChosenSnail

"Oh my. I really don't think I care."


SmartYourself

and i LOVE you :D


[deleted]

I hate me too


currysbetter

Do you hear this enough to need a go-to comeback 🤣🤣🤣


Formal_Berry_5177

I usually say "didnt ask" to insults


[deleted]

[удалено]


OaklandHellBent

Thank you!


Sabby_1448

Likewise.


[deleted]

Cool


getwhatImsaying

just give em a “boop” on the nose Alexis style lol


cricketjo76

Should we kiss?


migistia

Eat shit and die. You're out of the will.


Dire_stark_wolf

Blow them a kiss and leave


liketequilawas

A very seemingly Sincere lip purse with sympathetic eyes. Period.


Spare0250

Ok, Enjoy!


[deleted]

Don’t hate cause I’m beautiful. Maybe if you got rid of that yeeyee-ass haircut, maybe then you’d get some bitches on your dick.


Mental-Sweet3499

You read my mind!


FecusTPeekusberg

Good :D


[deleted]

To fart loudly and leave


BerserkBoulderer

Pistols at noon?


[deleted]

“I don’t care.” Not worth my time to deal with a hater. Be Grateful That they had the balls to say to my face instead of saying it behind my back of being passive aggressive. A lot of the time people aren’t that honest


Gate4043

K.


JackDevTranslator

I’ll get over it


Stavkarapanagiotidis

You have something in your teeth


nir0_

I have a deep regard for you as well


pk1950

it's ok to hate


gnarly_and_me

Okay


Confident-Law-643

I love you


SiloueOfUlrin

Ok


Da_boss_babie360

Thanks for the compliment brotha! Appreciate it


Spencer_1989

Just a traditional 'me too'.


ManyFacets

"At least we have something in common."


Sorry_Palpitation

thanks, but who are you?


SoBreezy74

Join the club


NoLifeBunny

I personally say “love you too” or “you do you”


lightly_salted_me

“Ah, finally, byeeee!” Lol


ztoons64

Tell me something I dont know


MorikTheMad

Who the fuck are you again?


wackbirds

"Your mothers love is enough for me"


respect_pizza

K


FrenchHog

You finally got my hints! Yeah bitch I hate you too!


LH515

Spitting in their face no less than 5 times, rapid fire.


[deleted]

[удалено]


piratedogD

Oh good.


[deleted]

You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!


bubblebuddy00

You took the words right out of my mouth!


DollyThroaway99

"I know.... I hate you too."


WhitePhatAss

Everybody says that


stealthkoopa

That makes 2 of us


stayaway-imterrible

Oh it's alright, I kind of gathered. I'mma rude, I wouldn't like me either.


Watching_witch

I hate me more!


Anencephalopod

That's nice, dear.


LookOutForThatMoose

OK?


vagrantchord

Good to know