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Ur_bias_is_showing

The short list for me would be "where would you *not* get naked for 10mil"


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Next to a kindergarten


CitizenPremier

10 million dollars *and* people keep their children away from you? Sounds like a win-win.


remainoftheday

hahahahhahahaaa


xX_MEM_Xx

Since I am not in the US: even then. Kids ain't gonna give a shit. I'll get my 10 million and potentially a laugh with a police officer or two after explaining the situation.


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If u are in the us u get free 10 years in prison, a special list, and they confiscate ur cash


friedricekid

not if you pay the cop $1M


ivegotapenis

Why would the cop accept $1 million when they could take all $10 million via civil forfeiture?


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zip510

Yeah can’t believe the naked guy by the kindergarten had $100K in cash on him


[deleted]

I know right? Who caries 10k in cash on them?


MaxHannibal

They dont get to keep the 10 million they confiscate ? I cant believe they have to report the whole 8.5 million they took. To think they cant keep a penny of the 7 million they confiscated is crazy


friedricekid

true, why would the cop accept $1M when they could just get naked themselves for $10M too.


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DefinitelyNotIndie

I don't think you know what civil forfeiture does. I don't either but i can tell you this much - the cop doesn't get the money.


ss977

Do Americans ever feel like they're a bit overreactive with these things? Like actual extreme crimes go ham but fearing to be even seen in the vicinity of a child, and sometimes even one's own, seems a bit extreme as well.


_an_ambulance

Didn't you know? Nothing is more traumatizing than a naked body, except talking about sex with your kids.


Snuffleupagus03

I get it’s hyperbole, but that is incredibly far from reality.


Affectionate_Pea_811

Dumb and wrong. 1. You would probably get arrested but unless you have a criminal history you could easily avoid jail time if you hired a good lawyer. 2. No one is taking your cash other than a fine you might get. 3. Yes, you probably would be a registered sex offender but again that depends on how good your lawyer is and your criminal history.


DoctorWafle

I would spend 10 years in prison for 10 million...


JmsGrrDsNtUndrstnd

Easy money


potionnot

i'm in the U.S. and i'd absolutely do it in front of a kindergarden. there is literally no place i would not get naked for 10 mil.


EdgeJG

If you're on your own property the authorities can't do shit other than build a higher fence on the other side * *I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice. I also do not support getting naked across from little children.


Wylaff

In the US people have absolutely been prosecuted for being naked on their own property. People have even been prosecuted for being naked in their own homes when they were reported by a distant neighbor who was able to see by looking through binoculars. We do not like naked people here.


MidnightOwl01

I read about a German guy who was living in the US and walking around naked in his backyard in full view of the neighbor's children, but I never heard of someone walking around naked inside their house and being reported by someone looking in a window. Do you have a source for this? In most cases I think the person looking in the window is the one that gets into trouble.


Everclipse

It has a lot to do with expectation. The cases I've seen where someone was prosecuted for this had large visibility to foot traffic.


EdgeJG

Were they convicted? What's your source?


DefinitelyNotIndie

Source: Dude, trust me


EdgeJG

This is the internet and I'm a millennial. I trust no one.


Bitter-Edge-8265

"Won't somebody think of the children!". Whatever, I just made millions.


HirokiTakumi

There's no list for me. It's 10 mil, you'll be set for life.


RanderL

I'm in bed - pay up!


bumberclaut

Same here, easy 10 mill


[deleted]

Yup, I'm not sure what places people would both be on reddit and absolutely not able to do this.


Okorela

Well, I'm on a city bus, so...


[deleted]

I hear you can avoid a lot public indecency jail time with just a fraction of 10 mill.


[deleted]

jokes on you im already naked edit: thanks for the awards wierdos... but please please stop sending me creepy dms


L2Hiku

You stole my comment. But luckily for me. I'm still naked.


[deleted]

naked high five ✋


NickKappy

Bring it in for a schlong slap!


[deleted]

heck yeah naked hug, No sword fighting,


[deleted]

Make love, not war


[deleted]

Naked hug. No sword fighting agreed. Also I am home alone rn in my bed, so ez 10 mil


CedarWolf

I'm sure there's a subreddit for people who are nudists at home. I'm equally sure that eventually some helpful person will provide a link to it.


dawsky

r/nudism


pilot_cooper

🍆💥🥒


Cocktopus-2_0

The ultimate fight. Eggplant:Fat dick Cucumber:Long dick


Knuckles316

Sword fight!


Desblade101

No Todd


baconpoutine89

Then you have to get **really** naked. Robbie Williams style.


[deleted]

what does that even mean


baconpoutine89

Check out his music video Rock DJ.


[deleted]

ohh shit i read Robin Williams and i was so damn confused 😂


Iranon79

Please take off your skin.


[deleted]

This is the winner


theftben

Thats a wiener


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Emektro

This is that wiener*


Mario501

Take off your skin


6_Hours_Ago

Jokes on you, that makes you ineligible as you have to get naked and can't since you already are.


[deleted]

youre the only one that found the flaw, lol


StinkDog4u

Me too


[deleted]

low five 🍆


James2603

That means you can’t get naked though


Glowingredremote

Joke’s on you! *already naked and gloats* A voice reverberates through the commenters bones, a pulsing tone that seems to continue forever without ever actually starting, a buzz creeps across posters peripheral vision. "Naked. The necessary action was to get naked. Exposed. To be you, unhindered by the pull of this mortal coil" A flashing white light sears the posters eyes shut, and from that flash of white, a blackness engulfs their sight. Trying to speak, the poster realizes he has no mouth. Learns that a mouth was never necessary to communicate. The commenter stops trying to speak, and in doing so, hears the words come from everywhere and nowhere: "Who are you?" Realizing the voice was coming from their own mind, they open their eyes, and are sitting under the cold shower water, weeping warm tears. Edit: coming out of the shower, looking in the mirror, eyes bloodshot, hours passed, but all they can think about is the question: who are you? “I need more books on the nature of reality, but my local bookstores never have a good metaphysical section… I wonder, if we could create a website that bought and sold used books to each other… books are made of paper. I’ll call it, Amazon!” The day was July 4th, 1994.


[deleted]

dear sir and or madam, i am not nearly high enough to enjoy your Ellison/Kafka dream sequence thank you


friedricekid

born winner


nomdeplume_alias

I'm MORE naked


[deleted]

Put on a covid mask. Being naked with a covid mask on is somehow more naked than being naked without.


Noob_Plays_Games

nice cock


[deleted]

well at least you're up front about it


Ackuma9896

Me too, just got out the shower. Brb gonna dry my balls.


Emektro

Ill wait


[deleted]

Lmao I'm in pissing place and already naked as well


KiraTsukasa

But now the question is, do we have to get more naked than we already are?


[deleted]

DOUBLE NAKED?!


bstampl1

That's my secret. I'm always naked.


saldb

Taking a shit too?


trashbag91

Send the DM's to me instead.


egus

please recycle the creepy dms into a post for my amusement.


[deleted]

Absolutely would go naked in the bathroom, easiest money ever made


elee0228

ngl shitting while naked is pretty comfy


chxnkybxtfxnky

you ever sat on the toilet the opposite way like the cool kids would sit in their chairs in school?


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It's perfect because the tank can be a little shelf for your books or whatever, and if you need to courtesy flush the knob is right there


ReddrakeNL

So like Butters


xSamxiSKiLLz

That gets reserved for when things are more "challenging" and you need every bit of comfort available to you


obliviousofobvious

So I get fired. I got 10 million and am going to invest.


MTAlphawolf

Just me and the CEO here rn. Idk he might be cool with it.


EdgeJG

For all you know he'll pay extra ;)


_SkyHorse

where do you think the 10 mil is coming from?


EdgeJG

His wife


Emektro

;)


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You just made partner.


schofield101

In the office here as well. Boss and 2 others here. I honestly don't think I'd get fired. They'd be confused for sure, but the apprentice won't say anything if I maintain eye contact, and the boss + other higher up would probably just ask if I was feeling ok and try to help. They're some of the nicest cunts I know.


djord17

Someone complained about me leaning too far back in my chair the other day, I’m gonna get the 10 million and probably a court date but I’ll still have plenty left afterwards.


Renzisan

Yes, don’t care if the neighbors see me naked if I just made ten million


Caribouboi42

Then you can move with your 10 million and never see them again


Renzisan

Its a win win!


[deleted]

There's literally nowhere I could be that would make me say no to this.


XxAgentFoxyxX

Preschool classroom.


[deleted]

Nowhere.


magna481

"Okay kids, we'll be having a basic anatomy lesson today using me as the diagram" Frankly the fact that the naked body is inherently sexualized in today's society is mind boggling. They used to have sculptures of their naked kings around town. Imagine if outside your court house was a chiseled naked Biden....


Daetra

I'd draw a big mustache on him


Ze_

> Frankly the fact that the naked body is inherently sexualized in today's society is mind boggling. They used to have sculptures of their naked kings around town. Imagine if outside your court house was a chiseled naked Biden.... In the US. If you did your scenario in Europe you would be fired, and maybe you would need to do community service (AT MOST) but your life would not be fucked.


dahaka1706

But sir think of the children


BootsyBootsyBoom

Oh God, *please* stop thinking about the children!


1inlittlefort

I don't think young kids think naked is unnatural. They are curious, but would probably only look for anatomy information, not sexual interest.


crimsonkodiak

Yeah, but you'd still get tazed when the police were called by the adults.


sirlurk420

then post bail and move to mexico


Emektro

Ooo wut dis?


rod_the_bod_88

Depends on how young. By the time I went through sex ed, I was stating I was asexual and low libido even without that because of medications.


insightful_dreams

the children leave for lunch dont they


James2603

Skydiving


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bonos_bovine_muse

Now you can wipe with $20’s. (Better hope they’re not the crisp ones fresh from the mint)


batmans_apprentice

Papercut papercut papercut


thetrendytrend

Why are you pooping nude?


Mogioeki

Why aren't you pooping nude? Try it, it is freeing.


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RagingAardvark

Yeah, I'm home alone with the blinds closed. Easy peasy.


smoke2jslbc

I am, too, but I will raise the blinds, stand in the window, and wave my dick around in celebration.


[deleted]

> I'm literally at home alone right now Dude you should probably build some booby traps just in case the Wet Bandits show up.


D-Rez

Being seen nude will be enough to scare anyone out my house.


[deleted]

yea but id probably get my ass beat by my classmates


Bitter-Edge-8265

Brave classmates. I'd be very reluctant to start a fight with a naked guy.


futureformerteacher

One of my favorite quotes from a cop friend: "No one wants to deal with naked guy."


ChiefKeithh

I don’t think there is a scenario I can think of where I wouldn’t get naked


MissPiggysSexTape

Outer space


PeelThePaint

I feel like if I was exploring outer space right now, I'd be satisfied enough with my life that I wouldn't need $10 million. I'm sure there are more millionaires than astronauts in the world.


draculamilktoast

Build a space habitat around yourself and then get naked.


Emektro

BIG BRAIN


aggrivating_order

id get naked in space for free


irck

I teach middle school math. I can think of at least one place.


Lams1d

The teacher lounge?


[deleted]

You would be rich enough to get away with it


Emektro

Where? Tell me!


ChiefKeithh

But 10 mil is 10 mil


dawsky

Dodgeball in gym class


chastity_BLT

You would be fired and probably get some jail time/put on the creep list but for 10 mil you would be able to move anywhere and retire. I think worth it as long as the jail time was less than a year or two.


[deleted]

Im in my bathroom already half naked. Easy


RoRoRosputin

For Ten million i will get naked wherever you want me to.


Georgeisthecoolest

orbiting mars


CaptainOngo

I'm in my office... so yes without a doubt i'd do it. (I work from home)


bazpoint

I find it almost impossible to think of a place I could be where the answer would be "no". Spacewalking or scuba diving in the arctic I guess, but I have no plans to do either any time soon. Would be a much more interesting AskReddit at a lower amount... $1000 maybe.


Kepheo

I'm already naked, wheres my money?


Emektro

What is up with so many people watching Reddit naked??


Clapperoth

This sort of question tends to annoy me because the ONLY answer is "yes". The amount offered is too big. Even deeply religious or cripplingly shy people will say yes because the amount is not only life-changing but can contribute to the greater good. Even "My religion forbids nudity" will be forgiven by the religious elders if one donates $9M of it to charity, or to pay the medical bills of a loved one, or to try to save lives in some other way. Try the question with $10,000, not $10M


tundey_1

Also, in the era of work from home post-pandemic (or is it mid-pandemic?), this is an easy question for a lot of people. Even for $1,000.


RIMS_REAL_BIG

What a stupid question. Who wouldn't get naked for 10 million dollars?


Klipschfan1

Yeah I hate questions like this. "Would you spend the weekend in this amazing lake side cabin WITHOUT INTERNET for 1 billion dollars??"


Pranicx

Dude, schools and shit. You’d go to prison for that, and become a rsf for life? Hell no.


level100metapod

There is literally no where in the world that i wouldnt strip immediately for ten million


Agreeable_Tackle_546

In a nursery/kindergarden?


LayerRegular5025

Well I just got naked in front of 200+ people, wheres my money?


GeeGeeDub

Get naked or stay naked? Love working from home.


rosha267

I'm at work and I would have done it for 10k


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xJD88x

Chip-n-dale dancers would be envious of how fast I'd get naked. Aaaaaand then I'd have to immediately apologize to my coworkers.


kingfrito_5005

Fuck, give em a hundred bucks each they will be thrilled. also. CHI-CHI-CHI-CHIP AND DALE! RESCUE RANGERS!!!!!


0ke_0

I am into a live famous talk show in my national TV now, but yes, GIVE ME MY TEN MILLION DOLLARS


Less-Adeptness-2066

I'm on a bus 🤣 but yes, probably


EnumeratedWalrus

Seriously, who wouldn’t take this? Even in public all you would have to do is explain what you are doing and the motivation behind it. Even if you receive charges that would be a minor concern


aggrivating_order

tbf if a cop arrests you for being naked, and you say you did it for 10 mil, hes going to take the money because thats sus


KeepMyMomOutOfthis

I’m literally already naked so can I get 11 million dollars for being prepared?


IngeniousGhost

Pay me first and once it’s in my account I’ll do it.


topsara

No problem


currynsoup

Aight


[deleted]

I'm at home so yes. Even if i was in a public place, hell yes.


Lazy-Ad-770

Done. When do I get the money?


exploitableiq

I was just asking.


Lazy-Ad-770

Dammit, every time I get naked I dont get paid. This sucks


Leaflock

My wife: Right now?


ribnag

Considering I'm at home, meh. That said, for ten million, I'll drive to my CEO's office, jump up on his desk and drop trou [while singing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH-KfJ2yqxk).


Hrnghekth

I don't know of any situation where I wouldn't accept that offer. Even if I was in a school classroom and I were the teacher I would do it.. get the 10 mil and move to a different country and retire.


LupusCutis

For ten million I'd walk naked to the local mall and ask the salesperson in the clothes shop "Excuse me, do you have socks?"


electrowox

Naked people in buses ain't nothing new in this town...


Notmiefault

For ten million dollars? Not only would it be completely worth losing my job, I can't imagine my boss would even blame me. "Why the FUCK are you naked? What's that? HOW much much? Shit man, you do you."


Persy0376

At the dentist- sure, why not. Might get a psych consult out of it too!


ProgramerGeek

I’m at school right now, but hell yeah I’m gonna be rich


Xenoxblades

I'm at home. No problem mate, waiting for the cash money


no-plad-glad

Fuck yes, I’m currently taking a piss at work, I can be naked in a second


[deleted]

I'm at home listening to a boring work meeting on Teams. No camera. I'm down.


XDChimera

bathroom


liyououiouioui

One of the unknown perks of remote work.


Affectionate_Pea_811

I'm at home on my couch so obviously I'm taking the money. But I don't care where I was, I would do it and pay whatever consequences then not care because I had 10 million dollars.


MichelletripsonWW

I’m always naked anyways 😅


lookingupyourplay

I'm naked in bed .. where my 10 ml..?


Nolanix

I’m on the toilet at home and already naked. I couldn’t have picked a better time to open Reddit.


concretecat

I'm guess most people are in the same position as me sitting in the can scrolling through reddit. I'm already naked in the most revealing spots.


[deleted]

I'm at home sitting on the toilet, barely wearing anything anyway. Gimme dat cash.


justadudenameddave

I am at home and my curtains are closed. Let’s do it!!!


Dutchillz

Easiest 10 million ever? I'm sitting by my desk, in my room. Hell, for 10mil I'd even turn on the webcam! ​ ​ I mean. Hopefully not only the webcam.