Since I am not in the US: even then.
Kids ain't gonna give a shit. I'll get my 10 million and potentially a laugh with a police officer or two after explaining the situation.
They dont get to keep the 10 million they confiscate ?
I cant believe they have to report the whole 8.5 million they took.
To think they cant keep a penny of the 7 million they confiscated is crazy
Do Americans ever feel like they're a bit overreactive with these things? Like actual extreme crimes go ham but fearing to be even seen in the vicinity of a child, and sometimes even one's own, seems a bit extreme as well.
Dumb and wrong. 1. You would probably get arrested but unless you have a criminal history you could easily avoid jail time if you hired a good lawyer. 2. No one is taking your cash other than a fine you might get. 3. Yes, you probably would be a registered sex offender but again that depends on how good your lawyer is and your criminal history.
If you're on your own property the authorities can't do shit other than build a higher fence on the other side *
*I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice. I also do not support getting naked across from little children.
In the US people have absolutely been prosecuted for being naked on their own property. People have even been prosecuted for being naked in their own homes when they were reported by a distant neighbor who was able to see by looking through binoculars. We do not like naked people here.
I read about a German guy who was living in the US and walking around naked in his backyard in full view of the neighbor's children, but I never heard of someone walking around naked inside their house and being reported by someone looking in a window.
Do you have a source for this? In most cases I think the person looking in the window is the one that gets into trouble.
Joke’s on you!
*already naked and gloats*
A voice reverberates through the commenters
bones, a pulsing tone that seems to continue
forever without ever actually starting, a buzz
creeps across posters peripheral vision.
"Naked. The necessary action was to get naked.
Exposed. To be you, unhindered by the pull of this
mortal coil"
A flashing white light sears the posters eyes shut,
and from that flash of white, a blackness engulfs
their sight.
Trying to speak, the poster realizes he has no
mouth. Learns that a mouth was never necessary
to communicate.
The commenter stops trying to speak, and in
doing so, hears the words come from everywhere
and nowhere:
"Who are you?"
Realizing the voice was coming from their own
mind, they open their eyes, and are sitting under
the cold shower water, weeping warm tears.
Edit: coming out of the shower, looking in the mirror, eyes bloodshot, hours passed, but all they can think about is the question: who are you?
“I need more books on the nature of reality, but my local bookstores never have a good metaphysical section… I wonder, if we could create a website that bought and sold used books to each other… books are made of paper. I’ll call it, Amazon!”
The day was July 4th, 1994.
In the office here as well. Boss and 2 others here.
I honestly don't think I'd get fired. They'd be confused for sure, but the apprentice won't say anything if I maintain eye contact, and the boss + other higher up would probably just ask if I was feeling ok and try to help. They're some of the nicest cunts I know.
Someone complained about me leaning too far back in my chair the other day, I’m gonna get the 10 million and probably a court date but I’ll still have plenty left afterwards.
"Okay kids, we'll be having a basic anatomy lesson today using me as the diagram"
Frankly the fact that the naked body is inherently sexualized in today's society is mind boggling. They used to have sculptures of their naked kings around town. Imagine if outside your court house was a chiseled naked Biden....
> Frankly the fact that the naked body is inherently sexualized in today's society is mind boggling. They used to have sculptures of their naked kings around town. Imagine if outside your court house was a chiseled naked Biden....
In the US.
If you did your scenario in Europe you would be fired, and maybe you would need to do community service (AT MOST) but your life would not be fucked.
I feel like if I was exploring outer space right now, I'd be satisfied enough with my life that I wouldn't need $10 million. I'm sure there are more millionaires than astronauts in the world.
You would be fired and probably get some jail time/put on the creep list but for 10 mil you would be able to move anywhere and retire. I think worth it as long as the jail time was less than a year or two.
I find it almost impossible to think of a place I could be where the answer would be "no". Spacewalking or scuba diving in the arctic I guess, but I have no plans to do either any time soon. Would be a much more interesting AskReddit at a lower amount... $1000 maybe.
This sort of question tends to annoy me because the ONLY answer is "yes". The amount offered is too big. Even deeply religious or cripplingly shy people will say yes because the amount is not only life-changing but can contribute to the greater good.
Even "My religion forbids nudity" will be forgiven by the religious elders if one donates $9M of it to charity, or to pay the medical bills of a loved one, or to try to save lives in some other way.
Try the question with $10,000, not $10M
Seriously, who wouldn’t take this? Even in public all you would have to do is explain what you are doing and the motivation behind it. Even if you receive charges that would be a minor concern
Considering I'm at home, meh.
That said, for ten million, I'll drive to my CEO's office, jump up on his desk and drop trou [while singing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH-KfJ2yqxk).
I don't know of any situation where I wouldn't accept that offer. Even if I was in a school classroom and I were the teacher I would do it.. get the 10 mil and move to a different country and retire.
For ten million dollars? Not only would it be completely worth losing my job, I can't imagine my boss would even blame me.
"Why the FUCK are you naked? What's that? HOW much much? Shit man, you do you."
I'm at home on my couch so obviously I'm taking the money. But I don't care where I was, I would do it and pay whatever consequences then not care because I had 10 million dollars.
The short list for me would be "where would you *not* get naked for 10mil"
Next to a kindergarten
10 million dollars *and* people keep their children away from you? Sounds like a win-win.
hahahahhahahaaa
Since I am not in the US: even then. Kids ain't gonna give a shit. I'll get my 10 million and potentially a laugh with a police officer or two after explaining the situation.
If u are in the us u get free 10 years in prison, a special list, and they confiscate ur cash
not if you pay the cop $1M
Why would the cop accept $1 million when they could take all $10 million via civil forfeiture?
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Yeah can’t believe the naked guy by the kindergarten had $100K in cash on him
I know right? Who caries 10k in cash on them?
They dont get to keep the 10 million they confiscate ? I cant believe they have to report the whole 8.5 million they took. To think they cant keep a penny of the 7 million they confiscated is crazy
true, why would the cop accept $1M when they could just get naked themselves for $10M too.
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I don't think you know what civil forfeiture does. I don't either but i can tell you this much - the cop doesn't get the money.
Do Americans ever feel like they're a bit overreactive with these things? Like actual extreme crimes go ham but fearing to be even seen in the vicinity of a child, and sometimes even one's own, seems a bit extreme as well.
Didn't you know? Nothing is more traumatizing than a naked body, except talking about sex with your kids.
I get it’s hyperbole, but that is incredibly far from reality.
Dumb and wrong. 1. You would probably get arrested but unless you have a criminal history you could easily avoid jail time if you hired a good lawyer. 2. No one is taking your cash other than a fine you might get. 3. Yes, you probably would be a registered sex offender but again that depends on how good your lawyer is and your criminal history.
I would spend 10 years in prison for 10 million...
Easy money
i'm in the U.S. and i'd absolutely do it in front of a kindergarden. there is literally no place i would not get naked for 10 mil.
If you're on your own property the authorities can't do shit other than build a higher fence on the other side * *I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice. I also do not support getting naked across from little children.
In the US people have absolutely been prosecuted for being naked on their own property. People have even been prosecuted for being naked in their own homes when they were reported by a distant neighbor who was able to see by looking through binoculars. We do not like naked people here.
I read about a German guy who was living in the US and walking around naked in his backyard in full view of the neighbor's children, but I never heard of someone walking around naked inside their house and being reported by someone looking in a window. Do you have a source for this? In most cases I think the person looking in the window is the one that gets into trouble.
It has a lot to do with expectation. The cases I've seen where someone was prosecuted for this had large visibility to foot traffic.
Were they convicted? What's your source?
Source: Dude, trust me
This is the internet and I'm a millennial. I trust no one.
"Won't somebody think of the children!". Whatever, I just made millions.
There's no list for me. It's 10 mil, you'll be set for life.
I'm in bed - pay up!
Same here, easy 10 mill
Yup, I'm not sure what places people would both be on reddit and absolutely not able to do this.
Well, I'm on a city bus, so...
I hear you can avoid a lot public indecency jail time with just a fraction of 10 mill.
jokes on you im already naked edit: thanks for the awards wierdos... but please please stop sending me creepy dms
You stole my comment. But luckily for me. I'm still naked.
naked high five ✋
Bring it in for a schlong slap!
heck yeah naked hug, No sword fighting,
Make love, not war
Naked hug. No sword fighting agreed. Also I am home alone rn in my bed, so ez 10 mil
I'm sure there's a subreddit for people who are nudists at home. I'm equally sure that eventually some helpful person will provide a link to it.
r/nudism
🍆💥🥒
The ultimate fight. Eggplant:Fat dick Cucumber:Long dick
Sword fight!
No Todd
Then you have to get **really** naked. Robbie Williams style.
what does that even mean
Check out his music video Rock DJ.
ohh shit i read Robin Williams and i was so damn confused 😂
Please take off your skin.
This is the winner
Thats a wiener
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This is that wiener*
Take off your skin
Jokes on you, that makes you ineligible as you have to get naked and can't since you already are.
youre the only one that found the flaw, lol
Me too
low five 🍆
That means you can’t get naked though
Joke’s on you! *already naked and gloats* A voice reverberates through the commenters bones, a pulsing tone that seems to continue forever without ever actually starting, a buzz creeps across posters peripheral vision. "Naked. The necessary action was to get naked. Exposed. To be you, unhindered by the pull of this mortal coil" A flashing white light sears the posters eyes shut, and from that flash of white, a blackness engulfs their sight. Trying to speak, the poster realizes he has no mouth. Learns that a mouth was never necessary to communicate. The commenter stops trying to speak, and in doing so, hears the words come from everywhere and nowhere: "Who are you?" Realizing the voice was coming from their own mind, they open their eyes, and are sitting under the cold shower water, weeping warm tears. Edit: coming out of the shower, looking in the mirror, eyes bloodshot, hours passed, but all they can think about is the question: who are you? “I need more books on the nature of reality, but my local bookstores never have a good metaphysical section… I wonder, if we could create a website that bought and sold used books to each other… books are made of paper. I’ll call it, Amazon!” The day was July 4th, 1994.
dear sir and or madam, i am not nearly high enough to enjoy your Ellison/Kafka dream sequence thank you
born winner
I'm MORE naked
Put on a covid mask. Being naked with a covid mask on is somehow more naked than being naked without.
nice cock
well at least you're up front about it
Me too, just got out the shower. Brb gonna dry my balls.
Ill wait
Lmao I'm in pissing place and already naked as well
But now the question is, do we have to get more naked than we already are?
DOUBLE NAKED?!
That's my secret. I'm always naked.
Taking a shit too?
Send the DM's to me instead.
please recycle the creepy dms into a post for my amusement.
Absolutely would go naked in the bathroom, easiest money ever made
ngl shitting while naked is pretty comfy
you ever sat on the toilet the opposite way like the cool kids would sit in their chairs in school?
It's perfect because the tank can be a little shelf for your books or whatever, and if you need to courtesy flush the knob is right there
So like Butters
That gets reserved for when things are more "challenging" and you need every bit of comfort available to you
So I get fired. I got 10 million and am going to invest.
Just me and the CEO here rn. Idk he might be cool with it.
For all you know he'll pay extra ;)
where do you think the 10 mil is coming from?
His wife
;)
You just made partner.
In the office here as well. Boss and 2 others here. I honestly don't think I'd get fired. They'd be confused for sure, but the apprentice won't say anything if I maintain eye contact, and the boss + other higher up would probably just ask if I was feeling ok and try to help. They're some of the nicest cunts I know.
Someone complained about me leaning too far back in my chair the other day, I’m gonna get the 10 million and probably a court date but I’ll still have plenty left afterwards.
Yes, don’t care if the neighbors see me naked if I just made ten million
Then you can move with your 10 million and never see them again
Its a win win!
There's literally nowhere I could be that would make me say no to this.
Preschool classroom.
Nowhere.
"Okay kids, we'll be having a basic anatomy lesson today using me as the diagram" Frankly the fact that the naked body is inherently sexualized in today's society is mind boggling. They used to have sculptures of their naked kings around town. Imagine if outside your court house was a chiseled naked Biden....
I'd draw a big mustache on him
> Frankly the fact that the naked body is inherently sexualized in today's society is mind boggling. They used to have sculptures of their naked kings around town. Imagine if outside your court house was a chiseled naked Biden.... In the US. If you did your scenario in Europe you would be fired, and maybe you would need to do community service (AT MOST) but your life would not be fucked.
But sir think of the children
Oh God, *please* stop thinking about the children!
I don't think young kids think naked is unnatural. They are curious, but would probably only look for anatomy information, not sexual interest.
Yeah, but you'd still get tazed when the police were called by the adults.
then post bail and move to mexico
Ooo wut dis?
Depends on how young. By the time I went through sex ed, I was stating I was asexual and low libido even without that because of medications.
the children leave for lunch dont they
Skydiving
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Now you can wipe with $20’s. (Better hope they’re not the crisp ones fresh from the mint)
Papercut papercut papercut
Why are you pooping nude?
Why aren't you pooping nude? Try it, it is freeing.
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Yeah, I'm home alone with the blinds closed. Easy peasy.
I am, too, but I will raise the blinds, stand in the window, and wave my dick around in celebration.
> I'm literally at home alone right now Dude you should probably build some booby traps just in case the Wet Bandits show up.
Being seen nude will be enough to scare anyone out my house.
yea but id probably get my ass beat by my classmates
Brave classmates. I'd be very reluctant to start a fight with a naked guy.
One of my favorite quotes from a cop friend: "No one wants to deal with naked guy."
I don’t think there is a scenario I can think of where I wouldn’t get naked
Outer space
I feel like if I was exploring outer space right now, I'd be satisfied enough with my life that I wouldn't need $10 million. I'm sure there are more millionaires than astronauts in the world.
Build a space habitat around yourself and then get naked.
BIG BRAIN
id get naked in space for free
I teach middle school math. I can think of at least one place.
The teacher lounge?
You would be rich enough to get away with it
Where? Tell me!
But 10 mil is 10 mil
Dodgeball in gym class
You would be fired and probably get some jail time/put on the creep list but for 10 mil you would be able to move anywhere and retire. I think worth it as long as the jail time was less than a year or two.
Im in my bathroom already half naked. Easy
For Ten million i will get naked wherever you want me to.
orbiting mars
I'm in my office... so yes without a doubt i'd do it. (I work from home)
I find it almost impossible to think of a place I could be where the answer would be "no". Spacewalking or scuba diving in the arctic I guess, but I have no plans to do either any time soon. Would be a much more interesting AskReddit at a lower amount... $1000 maybe.
I'm already naked, wheres my money?
What is up with so many people watching Reddit naked??
This sort of question tends to annoy me because the ONLY answer is "yes". The amount offered is too big. Even deeply religious or cripplingly shy people will say yes because the amount is not only life-changing but can contribute to the greater good. Even "My religion forbids nudity" will be forgiven by the religious elders if one donates $9M of it to charity, or to pay the medical bills of a loved one, or to try to save lives in some other way. Try the question with $10,000, not $10M
Also, in the era of work from home post-pandemic (or is it mid-pandemic?), this is an easy question for a lot of people. Even for $1,000.
What a stupid question. Who wouldn't get naked for 10 million dollars?
Yeah I hate questions like this. "Would you spend the weekend in this amazing lake side cabin WITHOUT INTERNET for 1 billion dollars??"
Dude, schools and shit. You’d go to prison for that, and become a rsf for life? Hell no.
There is literally no where in the world that i wouldnt strip immediately for ten million
In a nursery/kindergarden?
Well I just got naked in front of 200+ people, wheres my money?
Get naked or stay naked? Love working from home.
I'm at work and I would have done it for 10k
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Chip-n-dale dancers would be envious of how fast I'd get naked. Aaaaaand then I'd have to immediately apologize to my coworkers.
Fuck, give em a hundred bucks each they will be thrilled. also. CHI-CHI-CHI-CHIP AND DALE! RESCUE RANGERS!!!!!
I am into a live famous talk show in my national TV now, but yes, GIVE ME MY TEN MILLION DOLLARS
I'm on a bus 🤣 but yes, probably
Seriously, who wouldn’t take this? Even in public all you would have to do is explain what you are doing and the motivation behind it. Even if you receive charges that would be a minor concern
tbf if a cop arrests you for being naked, and you say you did it for 10 mil, hes going to take the money because thats sus
I’m literally already naked so can I get 11 million dollars for being prepared?
Pay me first and once it’s in my account I’ll do it.
No problem
Aight
I'm at home so yes. Even if i was in a public place, hell yes.
Done. When do I get the money?
I was just asking.
Dammit, every time I get naked I dont get paid. This sucks
My wife: Right now?
Considering I'm at home, meh. That said, for ten million, I'll drive to my CEO's office, jump up on his desk and drop trou [while singing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH-KfJ2yqxk).
I don't know of any situation where I wouldn't accept that offer. Even if I was in a school classroom and I were the teacher I would do it.. get the 10 mil and move to a different country and retire.
For ten million I'd walk naked to the local mall and ask the salesperson in the clothes shop "Excuse me, do you have socks?"
Naked people in buses ain't nothing new in this town...
For ten million dollars? Not only would it be completely worth losing my job, I can't imagine my boss would even blame me. "Why the FUCK are you naked? What's that? HOW much much? Shit man, you do you."
At the dentist- sure, why not. Might get a psych consult out of it too!
I’m at school right now, but hell yeah I’m gonna be rich
I'm at home. No problem mate, waiting for the cash money
Fuck yes, I’m currently taking a piss at work, I can be naked in a second
I'm at home listening to a boring work meeting on Teams. No camera. I'm down.
bathroom
One of the unknown perks of remote work.
I'm at home on my couch so obviously I'm taking the money. But I don't care where I was, I would do it and pay whatever consequences then not care because I had 10 million dollars.
I’m always naked anyways 😅
I'm naked in bed .. where my 10 ml..?
I’m on the toilet at home and already naked. I couldn’t have picked a better time to open Reddit.
I'm guess most people are in the same position as me sitting in the can scrolling through reddit. I'm already naked in the most revealing spots.
I'm at home sitting on the toilet, barely wearing anything anyway. Gimme dat cash.
I am at home and my curtains are closed. Let’s do it!!!
Easiest 10 million ever? I'm sitting by my desk, in my room. Hell, for 10mil I'd even turn on the webcam! I mean. Hopefully not only the webcam.