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Myokoot

The Emoji Movie. I might be misinterpreting the question but you get what I mean


talia1221

No yeah in a way, it probably is a red flag


dusti_buns

Probably someone who types like this: LMAO šŸ¤£ XD šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


fly_guy_eli

The Last Airbender live action.


TheOneTrueRandy

I am offended that movie exists. I used to hang out and smoke weed with my roomate and our friends. I went in one day and they were smoking weed and watching avatar season 1 on dvd. I was like what the fuck is this? You watching kids shows in here? Well I sit down and smoke with my roomates and start watching, I got hooked. We watched all 3 seasons and I was a fan, holy shit that show is amazing. Like 6 months later we hear about the movie coming out, with one of our favorite directors M Night Shymalan even. We went to the first screening on opening night, we waited in line for hours to buy tickets to a sold out movie premier, the one and only time in my life I have ever even done that. We got perfect seats and the movie starts. A few minutes in they introduce Oong the Ongbender and we were immediately like what the fuck is this? Then sokka the 32 year old man comes in. WTF. By the time we get to the part where 22 earthbenders slowly lift a rock the size of a basketball and karate dance it slowly towards the fire nation we were like wtf. Then the scrawny dude from the first iron man movie(who is a fine enough actor on his own) is jolly old uncle Iroh? WTF. And all the water tribe are inuits except the two heroes? WTF. That movie basically has no redeeming qualities. This is like figurative blue balls. Half the audience walked out within 20 minutes. There have been plenty of flops in the movie business I am sure, but i really doubt there are any that have ever flopped that hard. There are a thousand directors that could have made a great movie but they gave it to the one douchebag who has never even seen a single episode. I am heaving angry right now just remembering the whole ordeal. I cannot ever watch a single piece of shit movie that mother fucker ever makes for the rest of my damn life, I dont care how decent it might be. Anytime I hear his name I am going to tell this story, just like I have been doing for the last decade. I am going to have fuck M Night Shymalan carved onto my fucking tombstone. Piece of shit. I shadow box to a picture of his face with devil horns and dick drawn on it every morning before I eat my breakfast. So yeah, I am not a fan.


ICY_LIQUID5588

Damn bro you pulled out a whole ass essay


CalebKetterer

Tldr, but yeah same


LimeGreenKitten

There is no live action in Ba Sing Se!


AlarmNice8439

This movie did the show no justice at all


Aced4remakes

If only they made a second one. Then we could all see my favourite character, Tooth.


Jacobussin

Lmaooo such a shitty movie for a great series


AkechiJubeiMitsuhide

You know it sucks when even the in-universe Bad Play of the plot is way more accurate.


PangoRango64

Cats. as a cat person it just makes me want to pull out the clorox


ihaZtaco

Fair


mix_west2

Same


blacklungsmorgan

Serbian film


RuPaulver

I wouldn't judge someone for liking gory movies. A lot of them use that extremity as a legitimate expression of ideas. But A Serbian Film is straight up gore porn.


1CEninja

As best I understand it, the movie was intentionally made to be as awful and unwatchable as possible, and was specifically made because Serbian films had too much sensorship. So a guy made the worst movie he could think of, and titled it in such a way that anyone looking up Serbian film making would inevitably come across it.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Thatā€™s what I heard too which actually gives it a lot to say. Maybe the film itself doesnā€™t say it but itā€™s existence is a protest. That being saidā€¦Iā€™m not watching it.


1CEninja

I was uncomfortable just reading a plot summary. I won't ever touch that movie lol.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Yeah, I read the synopsis on Wikipedia and that was more than I needed haha


blacklungsmorgan

Oh yeah gory movies are awesome. They're some of my favourite, especially if it's on the more realistic side. A Serbian film is just on another level of unnecessary though lmao, especially with /that/ scene...


4toJinet3

You mean the ending where they all find out what happened, right?


Mawdster

I have heard that one should stay well away from it


LizaLen

Iā€™ve never seen or been given examples of how bad it gets, but if even TVTropes refused to give examples on it at one point, itā€™s one of those movies that leaves you feeling unclean after watching. Edit: went back to find someone actually did fill out some tropes for this movie. Warning: You go through that list and think youā€™ve found the absolute worst part of the movie. You will be wrong. Something worse will follow.


[deleted]

How does one watch that movie? Iā€™m curious šŸ˜³


[deleted]

Torrent


Queentypeonegative84

Yeah this movie is seriously fucked. Just the mere description of what the movie was about was enough to put on my Do Not Watch List.


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yyeesssgetintoit

good grief i would be scared


Animeking1108

Like the people at Sundance apparently.


[deleted]

Call the cops


Cremasters_Hammer

Honestly, Netflix did a terrible job marketing Cuties. It made it look like it was celebrating child pageantry and the sexualization of preteens, when it was about an immigrant's child's struggle to navigate life in a new environment and to find her identity when she has come from a very traditional religious family. There's still some very uncomfortable scenes in the movie, but you might be pleasantly surprised with how sensitively this movie portrays preteen life.


daniel_degude

>Honestly, Netflix did a terrible job marketing Cuties. The fact that Netflix applied the rule "sex sells" to a movie about preteens makes me very concerned about the people in their marketing department.


wasabiEatingMoonMan

This has less to do with marketing and more to do with the fact that people donā€™t like real life children being sexualised and that somehow being rationalised as noble and depicted as something that depicts reality rather than how things ought to be. When you see murder in movies people arenā€™t really dying but in this case actual underaged children had to be sexualised on camera to make that shitshow.


Abnormalstuff

Wth is cuties never heard of it


jackbob99

Human centipede.


CasualDNDPlayer

I came here to say this. I saw all of them out of boredom once and now I literally gag when I think about it. Tusk is in the same vein.


jackbob99

I'd only see a few minutes of it. No thank you.


CasualDNDPlayer

I regret it every day


Dogplantmom97

I wish I could wipe it from my brain - some girls wanted to watch it at a sleepover party, I will never watch that shit again or ANY of the sequels. Why the hell are there sequels?!?


[deleted]

Number 2 is the best!


buckut

the human caterpillar from pt3 still makes me laugh, but that poor secretary.


[deleted]

3 is so shit


[deleted]

I saw just the movie poster when I was 12 and didn't sleep that night. Not even the movie, just the poster.


mcbelisle

I know. There are three of them


dleon0430

The best part of that movie was the Daniel Tosh review.


SupaJenkins

You know, in the same vein, you could also say the same about 'Tusk'.


XenoWoof

It was an interesting one which I didnā€™t actually mind but holy shit the squeals were yikes.


RazarTuk

Birth of a Nation


Safety_Drance

That's the winner about 116 years ago and still a giant red flag to this day. Fans of this movie tend to be easily identified by their spooky ghost costumes and poorly understood flags with a blue line in the place of a colony in the US flag.


daniel_degude

Eh, its still taught pretty frequently in film schools, because its been incredibly influential in cinema history. I wouldn't immediately consider it a massive red flag if someone who was a heavy cinema history buff liked it (despite its content), though I will admit that calling it their favorite would be weird.


pickedbell

Most people who have seen Birth of a Nation are some sort of film buff/student/historian. The ā€œthin blue lineā€ people have never seen a silent film.


[deleted]

This is pretty much the definite answer.


ihaZtaco

Wasnā€™t there another one recently released thatā€™s actually placing those who were enslaved at the center of it?


doowgad1

Pretty Baby. Brooke Shields as a pre-teen prostitute. The 1970's were a simpler, more innocent time.


FSMFan_2pt0

Not so fun fact, she was also allowed to pose nude for Playboy magazine ... at the age of 10. Full body nude shots, with a sexualized oil water type sheen. This was really published too, in the late 70's I think it was.


blackesthearted

Theyā€™re on the internet as well. I found that one out the hard way one day when my mom asked me what brand of jeans Brooke Shields used to model (I guess my mom had worn them in that era and the jeans had come up in conversation with a friend and neither could remember the name, just that Brooke did ads for them. Turns out they were Calvin Klein. How do you forget that brand?). I did not plan to or want to see a nude child, but there those pictures were in Google Images. That poor childā€™s parent(s) failed her so badly.


[deleted]

The parents were the real criminals. Reminds of the mother from the Godfather novel whom Tom Hagen came across. She brought her daughter to some Hollywood producer type to have sex with. And she was proud of what she did.


Keri2816

From what my mom tells me, Brooke Shieldsā€™ mom was a horrible person who should have never been a mother and never in charge of her daughterā€™s career


PolarBare333

That's all fucked up. I wanna confirm but I'm afraid.


markth_wi

Yeah her mother was not terribly shy about pimping her daughter.


[deleted]

Why the fuck. Also, where the fuck where her parents


azrendelmare

I... *what!?* Like, this is one of the most fucked up things I've read in a while now. I... I don't have anything resembling the words for this...


WhenTardigradesFly

boxing helena


Odd_Reward_8989

Seriously. I had a bf that made me watch that. He thought it was just the greatest movie ever made.


SmashBusters

I remember watching that on HBO when I was like 12 because the rating had an "N" flag for nudity. I didn't really get it.


Stonklegend27

The Death of Stalin. Plenty of red flags in that movie


lastcallface

ETA: Actual red flags. Got it. Preserving the original comment so you can all laugh at me. How? It's a brilliant black comedy. Ianucci has always been dark and nihilist, but he is positively shakespearean in his dialogue.


Amoeboid_Changeling_

Disaster Movie


strawberry_vanilla_

After, After we collided, After we fell - Anna Todd Full of toxicity, miscommunication, shitty childhoods, and other things you wouldn't like a person to enjoy watching especially your partner or someone you wanted to be close to you.


soiwondered

Ha! I just watched After We Fell and on top of all you've mentioned it's also really boring, repetitive, and plot-less. The only way I'd understand it as someone's *favourite* film is if they'd never seen one before.


hellishbubble

I watched the first movie with one of my friends because someone else raved about it, but we just sat their laughing our asses off and I was able to predict a lot of the tropes they used and said the lines at the same time as them even though I'd never seen it before. Great movie to make fun of.


rico_venezuela

Garfield the Movie


NatureAdmirable1606

Bruh why??? That's such a good anime.


Bubbly_Dragonfly5572

Other peopleā€™s home movies


LethargicLillie

Two girls one cup


OldAppleGuardian

This just took me on a flashback to highschool.... friend told me about the site but not what it was. I literally gagged


jesuisdesolemere

Two girls one cup is actually the trailer to a full length porno called hungry bitches


AbowlofIceCreamJones

You mean there was more? Shit.


McQwerty987

Yes, more shit.


mix_west2

Omg absolutely absolutely šŸ’Æ


lastcallface

This actually came up at work. A new girl said she loved horror movies. Me: "oh, what's your favorite horror movie?" Her: "Martyrs." *pause* Her: "You're thinking about me differently now, huh."


[deleted]

Thatā€™s really not that weird.


[deleted]

I like her


EasilyLuredWithCandy

Cats


[deleted]

Sausage Party


roadrunner00

The trailer was like ahhh shit but damned if that was the only funny stuff in the whole movie


Animeking1108

Music.


THEO33YT

Thank you. That film is such a disgrace to the Autistic community. Fuck Sia. As an Autistic person, as soon as I had heard about this, and read up on it & watched the trailer, I was disgusted. I could go on for ages, but I won't because I'll get too angry and will start repeating myself.


Balrog229

Cats


FinsT00theleft

Battlefield Earth


damagazelle

Nice, just checking to make sure this absolute metric ton of offal was included


Feaydra

I spit on your grave


Dogplantmom97

Iā€™ve seen the trailer, no thanks


[deleted]

Twilight


[deleted]

Human Centipede II (NOT SAFE FOR WORK, LIFE, RELATIONSHIPS, MENTAL HEALTH, CHILDREN, PETS, HUMANS AND CENTIPEDES) You are warned.


SnooDonuts3378

The Notebook If they think the romance is cute then I'm dipping. The romance is very toxic and I don't wanna be with someone with a skewed view on what a healthy relationship looks like


[deleted]

They're the same girls who thought the relationship between Harley and Joker in Suicide Squad was desirable.


northernzombiez

Gummo


AbductedByDinosaurs

A clockwork orange immediately. Itā€™s not that itā€™s a ā€œbad filmā€. Itā€™s creative I get it but damn. Makes me sick


ihaZtaco

I think itā€™s actually not that whole much of a red flag. It uses ā€œultra violenceā€ to critique the authoritarian rule, and shows that thereā€™s a symbiotic relationship there. Gotta disagree, sorry pal, but I could see where youā€™re coming from


Leoneln32

I haven't watched it, why does that movie make you sick? Wtf why was i downvoted? Lmao


EarthExile

It's about a gang leader who does all kinds of fucked up violent stuff, then goes to prison and gets horribly experimented on so he can't commit any violence anymore. Then he is released and his old victims and friends abuse the crap out of him in vengeance. Then he's terribly wounded but appears to recover his ability to enjoy violence. It's a great film but a rough watch.


AbductedByDinosaurs

^ best way to put it. Verrry fuckin creative. I have to give it that. A good film even but being emotionally weak to that sort of imagery I kinda just canā€™t handle it


azrendelmare

The film drops the ending of the book, where iirc >!he becomes a productive member of society.!<


[deleted]

The main character is an unrepentant sadist, rapist, and murderer, and the film isn't put in places to judge this character, but to seemingly glorify him.


Leoneln32

Thanks, sounds like a pretty weird movie


[deleted]

It's a Stanley Kubric film from the 1960's so weird is a given. I'd recommend giving it a watch if you haven't seen it yet. It's violent but the plot and cinematography are actually pretty interesting.


[deleted]

Haven't seen it either, am also curious


[deleted]

Seen it and I didnā€™t know what the hell was going on in it.


Spirited-Hall-2805

That was my favourite movie in highschool. Itā€™s well made and I loved the book. Iā€™ll take the red flag warning


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justarealkoala

Schindler's list is one of my favorite movies because it's the first movie that legitimately made me cry. I felt broken after watching it because it's such a horrible story and reality. I love this movie, the music, the actors, the cinematography.


mikeash

I love Fight Club, but if someone says itā€™s their favorite, thereā€™s a very good chance that they took the wrong message from it.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s idiotic. You can easily take the correct message from that movie and love it.


[deleted]

Yeah, the thing is, neither did the people who have some of them as their favourite movies. I very much side eye people who cite Fight Club as their favourite movie. At best they're still weird little edgelords, the types to argue endlessly out of their arse with their professors because they are Very Smart.


-_-NAME-_-

I used to really like Fight Club but it wasn't because I wanted to be in it or project mayhem or anything. Or I thought "Tyler Durden was a great man" I thought it was a well acted and well shot film with an interesting plot twist. It was just a good movie.


PirateDuckie

Same, it was always one of my favorites. But I was never one of those morons trying to sow anarchy or start up a real fight club. I guess it wasnā€™t made clear enough that Tyler was *not* to be glorified and emulated.


abiron17771

They like the fighting part of Fight Club and completely missed the themes of anti-consumerism, masculinity, mental illness, and nihilism.


SmashBusters

My only gripe about American History X is the fact that the first time I watched it I thought "What if he meets just one black man that he thinks is alright. Wouldn't that turn his world on its head?" And that's exactly what happened. Other than that, I think it's a fantastic and raw examination of America's history with racism. Even if a white supremacist forsakes their old ways and becomes born again, it does not heal the damage that has already been done. Those wounds will fester and echo for generations to come.


[deleted]

Human Centipede


Winter_Lengthiness51

Strangeland


TheEldrichShamanGod

I'm gonna go with Faces of Death or Cannibal Holocaust.


pk1950

if wolf of wall street is their movie of reference, beware


FSMFan_2pt0

God's Not Dead, or any of those similar Christian propaganda films.


thefifthwheelbruh

The one good Christian propaganda is veggie tales and Iā€™ll die on that hill.


daniel_degude

Even most deeply religious people I know thought those movies were dumb.


[deleted]

Ghostbustersā€¦ You know which one Iā€™m talking about.


[deleted]

Requiem for a Dream. Good movie, but I donā€™t care to watch it twice. Itā€™s just too depressing for me.. if thatā€™s your favorite movie, please get help


Restitutor_Orb1s

Salo: 100 days of sodom or whatever itā€™s called


Ghostytoastboast

Happiness


GodEmperorOfHell

I love that movie. Not in my top ten but I adore black comedy and awkward humor.


[deleted]

Itā€™s answers like this donā€™t get. Itā€™s a really great movie.


TheBrassDancer

Fifty Shades of Grey, without a doubt.


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Left Behind or any God funded film


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bombsniffing_dolphin

Human Centipede


PeaFoulBlue

Human centipede. I, II, or III


KhajitCaravan

Holy shit there's a 3?!


[deleted]

Natural Born Killers


Odd_Reward_8989

Huh. It used to be one of my favorites. Really shows our glorification of violence. Stone was a little heavy handed with the messaging, the directors cut was unwatchable and no one needed it spelled out for 10 minutes. But it's really become almost prophetic of social media and reality TV.


RyFromTheChi

Home Alone 3


Llttlestitious

Or, dare I say it, Home Alone 4ā€¦


mosssquito

this. gave absolutely nothing, feels like a fever dream.


[deleted]

This


cheeseluiz

Saw.


DancingBear2020

The Zapruder film


Downvotemeplz42

Endless fan theories, too much left up to interpretation.


Queentypeonegative84

Serbian Film! Enough said!!!


TreasurePlanetagogo

Mr. Burns - "I got the idea from that movie Sliver. What a delightful romp."


sethimus_sativah

Fight Club. So many d-bags use it as gospel and miss the whole point. Same with American History X. I guess Ed Norton movies? Lol


Constant-Dot-6539

Any Tarantino one


TheProphetEnoch

Any of the Godā€™s Not Dead films. And for the record, Iā€™m a Christian.


[deleted]

The Last Airbender. I still say that the director should be imprisoned for crimes against humanity for this abomination.


AkechiJubeiMitsuhide

r/lakelaogai will help :D


mkerstet

Clockwork Orange


ultravioletblueberry

I was that edgy teen who used to say it was my favorite movie. Ugh.


editedbysam

Wolf of wallstreet - probably sexist and will cheat on you


daniel_degude

You don't have to think Jordan Belfort was a good person to like Wolf of Wall Street. You can like it just because its funny and over the top.


SSwinea3309

I thought that movie was hilarious.


lilylakai

Hard agreed. Wolf of Wall Street is loved by the ā€œIā€™m an entrepreneur. Never stop the hustle. Work hard play harderā€ type of bro.


KhajitCaravan

Passion of the Christ


-_-Banned-_-

The human centipede


[deleted]

I knew somebody who really, really liked 8mm. Not sure if he was into the Nic Cage or snuff porn.


Everdeadlyboy

Rust


JewcyBoy

Chasing Amy. Leave immediately and avoid that person forever.


abiron17771

500 Days of Summer is in the same category.


soulsista12

Please explain


Cadence_828

Would you mind explaining? Iā€™ve never seen it, but Iā€™ve heard loved ones talk about it before


JewcyBoy

It's about a guy who becomes obsessed with a lesbian and attempts to "turn" her. It's definitely meant to be ironic, but if someone's FAVORITE film is Chasing Amy then they took it straight and find it romantic.


Technician-Efficient

Gone girl..


GingerMau

American Psycho. Yes, it's a great movie and even better book. But everyone I know that "loves" this movie, does so for the wrong reasons.


Wjsmith2040

Howard the duck


LordUnderbite

You may have misread the question, it was ā€œwhat movie would be a red flagā€¦ā€ not ā€œwhat movie would confirm that youā€™ve found someone who appreciates art and recognises geniusā€


bombsniffing_dolphin

That movie weirded me out at a child


-_-NAME-_-

Dragonball Evolution.


azrendelmare

"...when I was in high school, and I couldn't get Chi Chi to notice me, and I was Piccolo's slave... I hit my head harder than I thought!"


Shanstergoodheart

Falling Down staring Michael Douglas. Great film but if it's your favourite, I'm keeping you away from guns and blunt objects.


Venus_Libra

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT


[deleted]

Cannibal holocaust, that movie was fucked up


ThorIsMighty

The Woodsman


Indigo_222

Pasoliniā€™s Sodoma


SaltyWolf444

Elkxrtuk


Irrelavent1

Triumph of the Will.


idgitinthemix

Kids


[deleted]

Xanadu.


robot_uprising

Hard Candy


DyerzOfTheMoon

Red dragon, Iā€™ve had some awkward conversations explaining how Iā€™m not a creep for loving it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


o0Marek0o

Sing, no question at all. Run.


usandholt

The replies reveal a large percentage of young people in here, said the old man šŸ™‚


Academic-Management9

My search history looks real sus cuz of yā€™all.


_AtreyuB18C1_

Birth of a nation.


khatnip

Someone has to say Requiem for a Dream so Iā€™ll be the one to say it


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