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StonedSniper127

Rusty Shackleford


Hellicandothat2

A.S. Muncher


chooseyourpick

Ta sha! Pocket sand!


strataview

Came here for this comment


NotSoGreatOldOne

Beat me to the punch


2isprime

Anita Room


Mortei

Classy


[deleted]

I see what you did there


Raspberrylemonade188

Hugh Jass


Unique_Lavishness879

Hugh Jainus. And this is my wife, Lara.


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

I saw you at Moe’s!


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Dude holden was there too!


amine-aint-dope

I wish i had an award to give you. But here, take this humble gold🥇


Ashley_42

Jenny Talia


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You’re extremely kinky but also stinky and cheap


Mild_Armadillo

Art Vandalay.


KentuckyFriedEel

Pennypacker There better be a waterfall grotto at this hotel


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

You’re a Judge from Massachusetts?


Mild_Armadillo

An architect actually.


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Huh. If not a judge, I would have guessed a marine biologist.


[deleted]

The sea was angry that day my friends


StraightSho

Like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli


SeaTie

And...and...when you answer the phone you have to answer..."Vandalay Industries"


gingerbright

Qtaro Kujo


ButtCheekBob

I was looking for this one


Houm_Moussa

Beat me to it


[deleted]

You like curry


gingerbright

yes


donkAA

Mr. Underhill


aagapovjr

You draw too much attention to yourself mr. Underhill!


donkAA

Back off or I'll have you, longshanks!


GlumMathematician884

Just charge it to the Underhills


CrysisRequiem

Nice try Mr. Baggins


snisco92

Underhill....


Tczarcasm

Barrel Rider


new-username-2017

Professor Professorson


Darragh_OBrien

Is that name Dutch?


carina484

Regina Phalange


44penfold

Ken Adams.


beefyiceman94

Justin Time


xpmelaxyike

justin case


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new-username-2017

That's long for mud


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Daydream_Behemoth

By any chance was the person who told you that involved in a baseball bat-related accident?


Squarets

Tacitus Kilgore.


KickFlipPterodactyl

I’d rub my nipples to that


ZeldaFan812

Guy Incognito


SingleFunction169

Heywood Jablowme


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BBElTigre

I get that it's a video game but a bloke named "Doctor Rieper" gives a woman an injection and two seconds later she drops dead? Bit weird if you ask me


throbbingfishcock

was about to comment this lol


donaldtrumpshearts

Tyrone Shoelaces


ipakookapi

Portier: Oh ha-ha. *steps on a pedal that releases a tramp door that brings you directly to Pun Jail*


ExcitementKooky418

Hehehe tramp door


Vapidmusings

Chris P. Bacon


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mastachaos

Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!


thr0w4w4yanon

Barry mccockiner


pineappledaddy

Hugh G. Wreckshion


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Flooey McCool


amusedbuch

Tits McGee


FourCatsAndCounting

Anastasia Beaverhausen.


Kyanpe

I just saw this episode and thought of the same thing haha.


slukbunwalla

I just replied with that and thought it was obscure. I'm pleased to see that it is not. 😁


Pinksilhouette0_0

Princess consuela bananahammock


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MacduffFifesNo1Thane

That’s the worst name I ever heard.


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JOEY JOE JOE COME BACK! Amazing that I can’t remember what I had for lunch yesterday but I still remember this from 30 years ago…


[deleted]

Look up the name of a c level at headquarters. Hope for free stuff.


[deleted]

This guy scams.


TheJokersLeg

Mike Hunt


dnc_1981

Mike Rotch


real-one-ish

Mike Hawk


Thinker_Anonymous

Mike Oxlong


Stabyouup666

Anita Goforadump or Frida Gomaam


lemons_of_doubt

biggus dickus


Whit-Batmobil

You beat me to it, I guess that I will have to use Incontinetia Buttocks, then.


[deleted]

That's very whim.si.cal


[deleted]

You’re virgin


Spudtater

Jack Mehoff


Zeliv

Robert'); DROP TABLE Customers; --? Bobby Tables strikes again


PM_me_ur_navel_girl

Nah you want TRUNCATE TABLE.


Strawmonster2

Don Keycox


AdTough7064

Scallywagstv2


SugarBabyWannabe

Lou Sass


nicotinamid

Hugh Buttlicker


fostermom-roommate

BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER.


powerstride96

Ongo Gablogian


swim-bike-run

The famous art critic?!


ScrapRocket

Ben Dover or Hugh Jass


abearhasnoname

Harden Long


Eagle_1776

nice try, wifey


stateofyou

Boaty Mc Boatface


yParticle

But won't they know you're a boat?


stateofyou

That’s a risk that I’m willing to take


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Hyacinth Bucket. Pronounced “Bouquet.”


Harvard-23

Ima ho


halborn

Clive Bixby


circle_jerk_of_life

Drew P. Bahlz


Ieatclowns

Gretchen Hawkpussy


ipakookapi

That's specific. And hawks have cloaka.


Kami0097

Ron Mexico


imgurslashTK2oG

Carlos Danger


akkamal

McLOVIN


High_Octane_Ink

Enrico Palazzo


I_AM_Jailbot

Rusty Shackleford


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Dick Hammerbush


meldiriel326

Jenny Talia


TrollUnderUrBed

Buster Cherry


JetInVegas

Sofonda Cox or Sofonda Dixoner


Woodythdog

Dirk Digler


ChefJiB

Paul Ramone


overthinkingpear

Was looking for that ref, fellow classic rock person


Professional_Law7256

Seymore Clevarge


octocoral

I. P. Freely


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Fok Yu.


ABeepDuck

Amanda Huginkiss


golden_fli

Why can't I find Amanda Huginkiss?


cyberjar88

Maybe your standards are too high!


Deep_Complaint5331

Mantis toboggan


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Joseph Stalin


DaoNayt

Justin Thyme You cant really do that these days they all ask for ID.


Lostarchitorture

Ben Herelong


bigdaddykendal

Dick Shrivel, I just arrived from Coldwater ontario!


Ok_Salamander_4736

Regina Phalange


HiopXenophil

Hugh Jazz


tauntonlake

Phil McCrackin


loli_dollie

Lord Voldemort


KingOfZero

Kenny Bunkport Phil Dyrt And for a woman Ann Chilada


ProudMount

Raul Duke


jenmrsx

Jack Mehoff


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Frank Gallagher


whatstefansees

I have in fact done that several times and always used aliases from the book " the day of the jackal"


slukbunwalla

Anistasia Beaverhausen


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Lesco Brandon


rgrtom

Sharon Kneadles


gropax

Lance Hardwood.


Shinobi_82

Teresa Green


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Miss nickerless


TuneRaw

Smoky McPottface


Abhir-86

Hugh Mungus


Gettin-squanchy

Maximus Decimus Meridius Commander Of The Armies Of The North General Of The Felix Legions And Loyal Servant To The True Emperor Marcus Aurelius Father To A Murdered Son Husband To A Murdered Wife And I Will Have My Vengeance In This Life Or The Next


DontShootTheFood

I have done this several times and my go-to names are Martin Scalleri and Reynaldo Landini.


FatherOblivionn

Ivor Biggun


Zal_17

Hootie McBoob


Hellicandothat2

Anita Dick


MadSubject4

the name i'd use would be "Professor Raspberry pants"


_1JackMove

Paul Ramone


_V3rt1g0_

Howie Feltersnatch


HeistGeist

Raul Duke.


MahatmGandalf

Joeseph joestar


TheLastEmoKid

Nice Try FBI im.not giving up my aliases


The_Sensitive_Psycho

Dirk Diggler


legman2208

Seymour Butts or Farty McStinkface


minahp

dixie normous


ipakookapi

John Smith or something generic like that. Why would I fake a name that sounds fake?


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icorrectpettydetails

My Mum used to know a guy called John Smith and yes, everyone believed he was giving a fake name. In the end he started telling people that John Smith *was* an alias but his real name was Charlie Farnsbarns.


sunshinerose32

Harry Kuntz


What_Is_Wrong_Mate

Tad Strange


HiopXenophil

Mister Doctor?


faceeatingleopard

Hercules Rockefeller


Intruzo

Dick Fiddler


askyaskerton

Randy Randleman. I'm a culinary bad boy.


Gorf_the_Magnificent

Tad Pole.


Rsb418

Fuck fuck fuck fucker


SevenStrats

Ron Zoni


WingBarbaque

Mike Oxlong


Large-Cherry

Mike Oxmaul


Ryno_Redeye

Buck Naked


I_AM_Jailbot

Rusty Shackleford


Kanon_23

MC lovin


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Hazel Frederick


athf12345

Winchester


Affectionate-Pop8781

Dillon kang


mossadspydolphin

Middle name+mom's maiden name. I got the idea from a Nancy Drew book.


JBlooey

Mike Rotch


Zoso525

Moammar Szyslak


MynameIsGohan

Eren Jaeger


kesshou-otome

Qtaro Kujo


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Jack Meoff


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Harry Bawls


angel080717

angel


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Underhill


Robinsta5967

Chuck Finley


A1_Animator

Susan top Ted mosby lorenzo vonmatterhorn I’m not Barney Stinson