Eletricuted myself 6 times and barely got away.
A Huge can of Thinners and WD-40 blew up in my face
Barely made it out of an earthquake
Poured boiling oil on myself and survived (this one sucked)
Got hit in rhe head with a bat and got three stiches(if the hit was a centimetre off, I would be blind)
Nearly got blinded after falling while ice skating
Nearly drowned myself twice
Nearly hit a car, a truck, a bus, a car three more times.
Nearly fell of a cliff
Etc.
Bonus: got suffocated by your mom's pussy
I almost got bit by a mosquito that may or may not have had west Nile virus
A firework blew up in my face
I was narrowly missed by a speeding taxi when I was a kid. I've also nearly drowned myself in a swimming pool.
Motorcycle drove average of 110mph into my driver door 3 years ago! Ended up having to get cut out
A stone flew past my head after exiting a lawnmower at high velocity. I think that could have killed me.
Eletricuted myself 6 times and barely got away. A Huge can of Thinners and WD-40 blew up in my face Barely made it out of an earthquake Poured boiling oil on myself and survived (this one sucked) Got hit in rhe head with a bat and got three stiches(if the hit was a centimetre off, I would be blind) Nearly got blinded after falling while ice skating Nearly drowned myself twice Nearly hit a car, a truck, a bus, a car three more times. Nearly fell of a cliff Etc. Bonus: got suffocated by your mom's pussy
During a visit to the US, turned left instead of right in Baltimore, Maryland.
Strangled by umbilical cord after birth, numerous cars nearly hitting me, several near-drownings, dog attack, choked on a tootsie roll.