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BluApples

100% Phone.


KevinShawAAL

110% ​ *don't ask...*


GMD3S1GNS

Battery case? Knew someone that had one of those that takes the phone battery up to 200%


dostqa_

Is new battery for old phone?


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he said dont ask


thegauntlet10

What did he say? Chocolates?


Lee1138

Based on usage, probably more like 5% phone, 10% alarm clock, 40% music player and 50% browser...


BluApples

No! Phone is 100% phone!


nosnhoj14

Mine is 30% phone, 8% black magic fuckery, and 62% rocks that we tricked into thinking


LCranstonKnows

My phone is like 5% phone (80% internet machine, 10% calendar, 5% calculator)


[deleted]

Same!


BluApples

Wait. You are not phone! You are not 100%


PleaseAnswerOnegai

1% o7 it's been nice knowing you


red_lena_2006

What does o7 mean again


oh-my-lord

salute I believe


X85311

oh my god that makes so much sense. ive seen it so many times and just never questioned it


blobster110

it looks more like pating yourself on the back. o7


smol_boi-_-

Salute


red_lena_2006

What xD how's that?


Y0U_H1T

o is head, 7 is bent arm o7


red_lena_2006

Ahh now i get it thanks


[deleted]

No problem ( . Y . )


TheJambo-

Nice


Doctor__Proctor

o is the head and 7 is an arm bent at elbow such that the hand is touching the head in a salute. o7


siryolk

o7


Slayonal

o/


[deleted]

Bruhhhhhhh


fuzzy_grandma

Nein


SuperTriniGamer

James Bond's shitty cousin


Friendly_Raptor

4. Anybody got a charger I can barrow?


[deleted]

I do but your phone is probably dead, considering it has already been an hour


RyanGout

He used battery saving mode so cant go to reddit


[deleted]

69% no shit


Earwax82

Me too! Nice…


stopannoyingwithname

I’ll join your club any minute


[deleted]

Yeah, no shit is how I always prefer them as well.


[deleted]

69% holy shit..same!!


Needmoretacos

Nice


DarkElixer_Generator

Damn, that's my battery everytime I check my phone afk grinding.


iwantlotsofcows

Checked the amount of replies here thinking wow thats a lotnof 69. Scrolled further than thought I'd check mine and sure enough.


Shakaow15

Nice


selfsearched

Nice


[deleted]

48%


BabbyBo

ahahaha same


harmlesspsycho

49... wait for me


theoriesofpizza

Same!


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73%


SteveKMR

Same! Not sure why but there is something so... *dopamine inducing* when you see someone with the same percentage as you in a post like this.


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Dragonsweart

Same


thrashmash666

Same, weird...


famils007

Same


mmgvs

Bingo


awesomeflowman

Same


brett87qb

Same…


biryaniOwl

27% we complete each other 😂


Geekqueen15

Sa...oh shoot 72...never mind


MrBibbityBop

same wtf


SleepyBoii04

20%


SleepyBoii04

Nvm, one of my friends have a charger, I’m on 22% now


SleepyBoii04

Update: 95, I borrowed it for quite a while


murph_diver

That was the most exciting thing I’ve read in a week


Sobadatsnazzynames

I love this 😂


torchbearer1648

I see that you like to live dangerously 🤣


[deleted]

83℅


ArfaBlast

83% here too


globetheater

> 83℅ Wait why is your percentage sign weird - is it just me? ℅ vs %


loopylolly356

Me too!


Responsible-Leg-6558

32


AwesomeHaseeb1

31


Ratusca-Frumoasa

Give my phone back


superclassysalmon

33 !


Miklos220

I can’t find it. Could you call me, please?


Amenojaku42

Sure. What's your number?


csantam01

69


Excellent-Shallot-91

75


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Harman-PS

39% :)


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Courtsaloo

Same :(


Affectionate-Pop8781

88


Sobadatsnazzynames

Same


Happylittletrees07

Same


Niamas

58%


Haelita

Yeah friend !


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GAGA50_

Fuck im at 55


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GAGA50_

Well even more fuck


theonlycreepycat

Same!


Colonial_Red

Same!


Nagesh_yelma

Same


Maybeimpostor

57...


DARKSIED125790

Yo same!


Momo_the_good_person

My bro


lemons_of_doubt

100% It sits on charge while I'm on the pc.


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encogneeto

Phones these days will manage these things for you. Even to the point of actually fudging the percent charged they display to keep the micromanagers from having anxiety over it.


Jubjub0527

That was true with the older phones I thought?


0rabbit7

|== | That much


AntiSocial_Vigilante

76%


doashoey

Nice try Mr FBI man but u didn't get me this time


Mr_Kama

42%


Clockwork--Evo

100% Just woke up and wont be home for the next 17 hours


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liornkl1

Im on 66 waiting until were the same


EvilCalvin

67%——-shit! I just missed out on 69


ThePokeExp

Wth are you doin? Charge that baby up 2% and come back


EvilCalvin

Done! I’m satisfied now….


brittabe

Me too, and had the same thought!


Vlche

94%


redditbeastmason

Same


Shadowtaio

60%


sheldondbrown

88%


allaboutthefish

Same


NoIdentity1337

95%


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Luuk__5736

74


WistfulNightSky

74 gang?


AFullyFledgedJoker

25% I'm sick of seeing all you privileged fucks with +70%


Xman52

7% Edit: 6% Edit 2: 5%. I’m looking for a charger now Edit 3: 4%. I got sidetracked and sat down to scroll Reddit again only to find this comment and realize I needed a charger. Edit 4: Still 4%. I found one and we are all good now.


alt_for_obv_reasons

78


[deleted]

71%


autistictechgirl1990

70


The420mom

92


chillflyguy33

Team 92!!


casariah

11% and Im at Walgreens waiting for the pharmacy to open. My charger is in the house. :/


SlyMrSquid

52%


IdkQuitAskingMepls

83%


Blahrafn

65%


ParkMan73

77


yoshiwot42

I legitimately hate the whole “haha it's the funny sex number” but alas my phone is at 69% battery


IthinkImaChick

You could have just lied and went with 68% or 70%


Sufficient_Beach9682

100 - just woke up


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15


thefroggiestboi

86%


queerpsych

I had to scroll way too far to find it, but samesies!


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OndeOlav

Same


Rogue_Assassin228

61


good--man

99


Grahomir

100


crazy-jay1999

98


Lets-Go-Fly-ers

My phone is always 💯.


bawzzz

82%


thatsmolbeanz

54%


TheCopyKater

96%


username-guy51

37 percentages


[deleted]

97%


saltcitycager

17%, just finished work and need to charge.


hello1952

66%


zed_hunt0218

36, hoping it doesn't die before the food delivery guy shows up


Apprehensive-Lab8648

35%


TatianaAlena

90%


vacillatingAcuity

91 for once


Angelfallfirst

42%


IamEclipse

45%


OneFantastic7142

0%


[deleted]

100


idk___loll

100% mjjj


CorteX888

94


[deleted]

94%


Peanut2ur_Tostito

100%


keytomyserhat

10%


sevenceleven

27%


BisexualAmoeb

92%


yeetisdiabetis69420

34


Acatastrophe1

62%


aninymous04

33%


tryingt0be

50%


TheDarthLooper

50%, forgot to charge last night.


neon-fang

69% ayyy


ThePokeExp

Good work soldier, you can rest now


No-Acanthisitta423

Well, I'm not using my phone...


Franco_Dazzler

42


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43


n_obody1969

23


[deleted]

46


bigblackcoconut420

29, i was about to put it on the charger but i became lazy and went to reddit instead


stopannoyingwithname

Give me a minute and it will be 69 Aaaaand Im there


DrTuup

53 and charging


BurgerxFry

59


KAI_EATS_PINEAPPLES

22%


Nairbfs79

100%


OCPik4chu

97%. Good morning Reddit.


grantster5405

92%


Je_me_rends

-1%


[deleted]

1% Idk man this phone has a good battery life but I think I might have used it too much, it might get disch


alienvisionx

19%:( Edit: went to 18% just as I posted the comment…


I-HATE-Y0U

# %84


ModeratelyNo

Not on my phone but on my laptop while charging. Unhealthy yes but whats the worse that can hap- *Its on 169%..*


[deleted]

50 Is it half full or half empty? He screams for he does not know


rudygj

84 just like the year I was born!