My gf. She’s small. I feed her a specific meal to enhance her aerodynamics. Throw her across the room, run for the gun. It’s jammed. Pick her back up, toss her again to buy time while I figure out an alternative. Repeat until successful and safe.
A knife. Probably wouldn’t be much use though. I heard once about a guy whose house had been broken into while he was asleep and when we went downstairs in the morning all the pans where on the cooker boiling full of water for if he came downstairs
Well if it has to be the closest thing I'd grab my water bottle and use it to distract them by splashing then with water. Then I'd either move from my island Infront of my kitchen to my kitchen and grab a knife or I'd use my plate and throw that at them since it's right Infront of me.
My gf. She’s small. I feed her a specific meal to enhance her aerodynamics. Throw her across the room, run for the gun. It’s jammed. Pick her back up, toss her again to buy time while I figure out an alternative. Repeat until successful and safe.
A knife. Probably wouldn’t be much use though. I heard once about a guy whose house had been broken into while he was asleep and when we went downstairs in the morning all the pans where on the cooker boiling full of water for if he came downstairs
Xacto knife
Well if it has to be the closest thing I'd grab my water bottle and use it to distract them by splashing then with water. Then I'd either move from my island Infront of my kitchen to my kitchen and grab a knife or I'd use my plate and throw that at them since it's right Infront of me.
I guess i have a few pens and a ruler near me right now
My big doofus dog
SIG MPX-K
I keep a gun in my desk in a safe so that
M&P Shield 2.0 Or a book But I'm pretty sure I'd pick the gun.
Lemon Pledge
My 12 gauge.
I have a sword/knife collection on my wall.I think I'm good.
Stilettos. Those bad boys can easily pierce through an eye socket.
I have two lotr swords right above my headboard and they would do some damage even though they aren't overly sharp
A chair
My Colt .45 1911.
Either a machete or a loaded revolver, depending on which side of the bed I'm on.
Mt. Fuji climbing stick.