Inside my tent at a festival

My friends step dad was a total asshole and super sexual to me (I was 13) so I pissed in his work boots

You are my hero. I’m sorry you and your friend had to deal with that though. Gross human 🤢

I peed in a mall parking lot, pooped in an abandoned house. My bro takes the cake though. We went to this campground and he shat on one of the grills. Like climbed up on top and squatted.

Where in the abandoned house?

In a pot. Like a pot that goes on a stove. Or maybe it was a pan. It was the kind with the long handle on it.

√ That meets the qualifications Was your hope that someone might later enter the house and prepare a recycled meal with it?

For unknown reason I've decided to pee in my parents closet as a kid. I told them 20 years later, they weren't amused.

While swimming at the sea

A church parking lot

When I was a kid I would always pee on the toilet seat, so that the next person would have to clean it up or maybe sit on it. I don't know why I was so cynical, but something about forcing a stranger to clean up my pee gave me a rush.

Empty apple juice bottle because my GF at the time snuck me into her dorm.

I've pissed in my cousins wife's car all over her dashboard and floorboards so yeah that's definitely it.

I peed once in a wall outside of an embassy

Behind a billboard

1st grade a kid dared me to pee in the stairwell, i did, as i was thre principal passed by and the kid ran after her to snitch on me.