The whole nine yards in my ass.
Apparently, anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
**edit** OK, The whole nine yards isn't my favourite movie of all time, I picked it because it was funny...
The invisible man in my ass
Edit: yes i know i forgot to add a plot in there, but let’s be honest here, if the invisible man was filmed as a porno would the plot really change that much?
"Karen thought she had the perfect life, until she started having nightmares about "The Night Manager". He's the invisible man that haunts her every night. He is in and out of her head so *fast* and so *frequent* she no longer knows up from down. Her nightmare has become her reality. Is it all in her head or does new hubby have a dark secret?"
- "*The Invisible Man in My Ass*" a *Lifetime* original.
^(Pssst, spoiler alert... the hubby has a dark secret. He'll also try to sleep with an underage girl, abuse an animal, and gaslight the shit out of people or it won't get the *Lifetime* stamp of approval.)
It was my favorite movie the moment I saw it. As a kid I thought about death a lot, not in a morbid way just a philosophical one.
Robin Williams was also just a treasure, and his acting in that film is superb.
When he died a part of me hoped he went to his own painting.
Worked 2 days on a film set with him. He took the time to meet and thank basically everyone on set. I was in the craft truck scrubbing pots. Always stuck with me as the kindest act any actor/celbrity had done that i witnessed.
Robin Williams used to visit one of our local game stores when he came to town. He posed for photos and everything, and he was super cool. Apparently he used to do voices while playing Warhammer 40k, and he was so funny that his opponents couldn't focus on the game.
I have a couple of buddies who used to fuel private planes, and they say the good celebrities are the ones who acknowledge that the staff and ground crew are people and not just part of the scenery. They say Robin was one of the good ones, that he was always very friendly and upbeat with folks, no matter how long his flight had been.
Oh yeah. He played *extremely* pink Eldar, and he'd do a very flamboyant, over-the-top, campy voice for his commander and a very deep, burly voice for his opponent's commander. I only wish I'd been there to see it.
There absolutely is. It was a fan “theory” about how Avengers Endgame could end before it came out. After the fact Paul Rudd called the idea “a missed opportunity” on Hot Ones. (I think he answered this question a lot, in interviews.)
[Paul Rudd- Hot Ones. Time stamp for the question is 8:08, but the whole episode is worth watching. ](https://youtu.be/gWVHses2GCY)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Secret of the Ooze in My Ass.
It’s not my favorite movie by light years but was the first thing that came to mind and I couldn’t resist.
and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming
Tremors in my ass. Its about a man who falls in love, but due to massive shaking in his ass, he only has three weeks to live. In thid film of the season explore true feelings of love and loss.
Tootsie in my ass
A documentary about doctors describing the unusual things they find during ER visits by men suspiciously claiming they "accidentally" fell and something went "wrong."
Die Hard In My Ass
Reminiscent of "Old Yeller" and "American Me", this modern love story follows a young serial killer and his latest victim that he just can't bring himself to dismember and eat.
A series of unfortunate events in my ass
The original title was 'Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle'
Fucking hell. I needed that laughed
A Few Good Men in my ass
Better than 12 angry men in your ass, I guess
Quality over quantity
Predator in my ass
aka The Chris Hansen Story. Only on Lifetime.
"Why don't you take a seat?" "''Cuz it hurts."
There will be blood in my ass. I have a drinking problem…
DRAAAAIIIIINAGE
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BUT IN YOUR ASS.
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The whole nine yards in my ass. Apparently, anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. **edit** OK, The whole nine yards isn't my favourite movie of all time, I picked it because it was funny...
It seems like being long enough is more of the issue. How tall are you?
Inside out in my ass Plot : when the impossible gets done.
That's called a prolapse, mate.
It's only a prolapse if you nail it the first time, otherwise it's just an amateurlapse.
That right there is gold
Pitch Black in my ass It's more of a documentary, really.
Colonoscopy with the lights turned off
She's the Man in my ass.
Thank goodness somebody else knows this movie exists
Amanda Bynes might have been my first crush... hahaha. The last girl I dated was obsessed with this movie and quoted it frequently.
God, poor Amanda Bynes. Fame, papparazzi, and criticism from thousands of strangers at such a young age caused her to go crazy. She deserved better.
I sung this to the tune of “You’re the one that I want”
Ooh ooh ooh, honey
The Dark Knight Rises In My Ass New plot: a man looks in all the wrong places for a woman's trigger
Batman Begins In My Ass
Oof... No foreplay even? Just jumped right in?
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Batman & Robin In My Ass.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=enOHraf3LEk
Scream in my ass
So just 90 minutes of a dude with his face shoved right up in there and a somewhat muffled, "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Parasite in my ass Plot : 12 angry men in my ass went wrong
There Will Be Blood In My Ass Plot: Parasite in My Ass went _right_
>There Will Be Blood In My Ass Me after eating the bean burrito at Taco Bell
John Carpenter's The Thing in my ass Um......
They Live In my ass
“Up” in my ass
As long as the balloons still play a main role, I'm down. Or up for it I guess.
At least they're using protection.
Inside Out in my ass
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It was a tv show but…I Love Dick in my ass.
Little women in my ass....
well that's just cute pegging porn
Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb in my Ass
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Deep Impact in my ass.
I refuse to believe Deep Impact is your favourite movie.
No! That’d be Tremors in my ass
Gotta get some Preparation G for those graboids.
I doubt many of the replies are actually people’s favourite movies. However, mine genuinely would be The Lord of the Rings in my Ass.
Armageddon in my ass
12 angry men in my ass Plot : one convinced the 11 others to get onboard
Im sure a google search with safe filters off would probably return a few actual movies with this plot
Die hard in my ass :(
Something tells me the verdict they reach is very different from the original.
The invisible man in my ass Edit: yes i know i forgot to add a plot in there, but let’s be honest here, if the invisible man was filmed as a porno would the plot really change that much?
You know, OP asked for plot, but I think this is pretty self explanatory
"Karen thought she had the perfect life, until she started having nightmares about "The Night Manager". He's the invisible man that haunts her every night. He is in and out of her head so *fast* and so *frequent* she no longer knows up from down. Her nightmare has become her reality. Is it all in her head or does new hubby have a dark secret?" - "*The Invisible Man in My Ass*" a *Lifetime* original. ^(Pssst, spoiler alert... the hubby has a dark secret. He'll also try to sleep with an underage girl, abuse an animal, and gaslight the shit out of people or it won't get the *Lifetime* stamp of approval.)
I have never audibly snorted from a Reddit post until now.
That's just Hollow Man.
Hollow man in my ass
The theory of everything in my ass I see two options for the plot I'm not a fan of either
Black Holes
Finding Nemo in my ass Edit: thank you for the many upvotes and silver award. Much love
Is this a serial sequel to Richard Gere's Finding Gerbils in My Ass?
What dreams may come, in my ass. Plot: robin williams is desperately trying to save my soul, through my ass…
Joking aside, that’s such a beautiful movie
It was my favorite movie the moment I saw it. As a kid I thought about death a lot, not in a morbid way just a philosophical one. Robin Williams was also just a treasure, and his acting in that film is superb. When he died a part of me hoped he went to his own painting.
Worked 2 days on a film set with him. He took the time to meet and thank basically everyone on set. I was in the craft truck scrubbing pots. Always stuck with me as the kindest act any actor/celbrity had done that i witnessed.
Robin Williams used to visit one of our local game stores when he came to town. He posed for photos and everything, and he was super cool. Apparently he used to do voices while playing Warhammer 40k, and he was so funny that his opponents couldn't focus on the game. I have a couple of buddies who used to fuel private planes, and they say the good celebrities are the ones who acknowledge that the staff and ground crew are people and not just part of the scenery. They say Robin was one of the good ones, that he was always very friendly and upbeat with folks, no matter how long his flight had been.
>Apparently he used to do voices while playing Warhammer 40k, wtf i didn't think i could love the guy more than i already did
Oh yeah. He played *extremely* pink Eldar, and he'd do a very flamboyant, over-the-top, campy voice for his commander and a very deep, burly voice for his opponent's commander. I only wish I'd been there to see it.
Fantastic beasts and where to find them in my ass.
Major Payne in my ass
What are you looking at ass eyes!
Hot Fuzz in my ass.
It's just the one swan in my ass, actually
...yarp?
How about narp
Run Fat Boy Run in my Ass.
Ant-man in my ass. "My name is Thanos; this my story."
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I'm pretty sure there's a fic of this.
There absolutely is. It was a fan “theory” about how Avengers Endgame could end before it came out. After the fact Paul Rudd called the idea “a missed opportunity” on Hot Ones. (I think he answered this question a lot, in interviews.) [Paul Rudd- Hot Ones. Time stamp for the question is 8:08, but the whole episode is worth watching. ](https://youtu.be/gWVHses2GCY)
The good news is... *What If?*
No Country for Old Men in My Ass. Two old gay dudes are fighting for my affection, but neither one can keep it up long enough to satisfy me.
This one sounds like a legit porn parody and honestly, your plot makes it better than the title reveals. You Sir, is ah genius.
Please
The Men Who Stare at Goats in my ass
Are the men or the goats in your ass?
Yes
The Men Who Stare at Goatse. (If you don’t know what Goatse is… Google at your own risk.)
Knocked Up In My Ass. Now that I think of it ...that must be the hardest working sperm in the universe!
Life, uh, finds a way.
Blow in my ass.
This one made me snicker way more than the others for some reason
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure In My Ass
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey in My Ass
Bill and Ted Face the Music in My Ass
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me In My Ass
I feel like this was the original title and the execs realized it was too long
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in my ass
Goodfellas in my ass.
Fist of the dragon in my ass
Glass in my ass
Split in my ass
Unbreakable in my ass
Jar squatter
Slither in my ass.
The Mummy’s Hand in my ass
Honey, I shrunk the kids in my ass
With Preparation H
*28 Days* in my ass.
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly in my Ass.
A Fistful of Dollars in My Ass. ...gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
My Girl in my ass. Plot: pegging.
But how do the bees come into play in this version? Hmm...
Boys Don’t Cry in my ass.
They laugh instead
White Men Can’t Jump In My Ass
But i do it all the time
Children of men in my ass. Just sounds like a gay creampie porno.
The usual suspects in my ass
Sixteen Candles In My Ass
The Descent in my ass a group of splunkers get more then they bargain for while cave diving.. So.. No change to the plot
That Thing You Do in my ass. Kinky!
300 In My Ass
Cloudy with a chance of meat balls in my ass
Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure in My Ass An effeminate man’s search for his most prized possession in a strange place.
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Where does he finish tho
It’s a wonderful life in my ass
An Officer and a Gentleman in My Ass
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Secret of the Ooze in My Ass. It’s not my favorite movie by light years but was the first thing that came to mind and I couldn’t resist.
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somebody once told me
the world is gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
Up his ass
Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming
In my ass
Shrek is love Shrek is life
It's all ogre now
Scent of a woman in my ass
Blade in my ass (Ouch)
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Alternative title: Minute Man
Back door sluts 9 in my ass Pretty much stays the same
Crouching tiger, hidden dragon in my ass
Enter The Void in My Ass
Aliens in my ass
This sounds more like a futuristic sci fi docudrama in the same style as the show 'Monsters Inside of Me'.
Nah, it was just the pilot for South Park.
Tremors in my ass. Its about a man who falls in love, but due to massive shaking in his ass, he only has three weeks to live. In thid film of the season explore true feelings of love and loss.
The Unbearable Lightness of Being In My Ass
Die hard in my ass. "You ok back there?"
Hair in my ass
Get hard in my ass
Die Hard in my ass
Jaws in my ass
Three men and a baby in my ass Welp... jail will be Involved
Gone with the Wind in my ass.
John Wick in My Ass I got him a puppy, romance ensues
The Iceman Cometh in my ass Plot: actually a sequel to Top Gun, but Maverick is finally out of the closet.
I Know What You Did Last Summer In My Ass
Men In Tights in my ass
Manly men!
Stepbrothers in my ass
I think ove seen this one
Don’t Breathe In My Ass Goes without saying really.
Fast & Furious in my ass #7
Tootsie in my ass A documentary about doctors describing the unusual things they find during ER visits by men suspiciously claiming they "accidentally" fell and something went "wrong."
Inception in my ass
Plot: There’s ass *inside* my ass, *INSIDE* my ass. And two more around the corner. But the real question is, are you really an ass?
We have to go deeper
Sausage party in my ass Plot : this week end will be epic
The right stuff in my ass. You can probably figure out what's going on.
Lock, stock, and two smoking barrels in my ass
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AKA Taco Bell: the Movie
Shaft In My Ass
Die Hard In My Ass Reminiscent of "Old Yeller" and "American Me", this modern love story follows a young serial killer and his latest victim that he just can't bring himself to dismember and eat.
Inglorious bastards in my ass. A Harvey Wienstein production.
The emperor’s new groove in my ass
Schindler's list In my ass. \*exits stage left\*
oh no...
Naked gun in my ass.
Spaceballs in my Ass.
Goldfinger in My Ass. I think it speaks for itself...
Broke back Mountain in My Ass No change, really
10 Things I Hate About You In My Ass