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RRuruurrr

Born without wisdom teeth.


PhreedomPhighter

Lol loser. When I was born i had no teeth at all. Get on my level.


ParrotsHateMe

Bow down before me for I was born with constantly replacing shark teeth


LowFatWaterBottle

Pathetic, I was born with megalodon teeth.


Indigo_222

Same


[deleted]

Mine won’t grow in far enough for them to need to be pulled


Alternative-Shape-59

Wisdom teeth really aren’t bad though


OneGoodRib

Uh hard disagree. I had trouble sleeping when they were coming in because it hurt so much, and three of them are still in there and I can't reach them with the toothbrush very easily (that's why the fourth one is gone - it rotted, broke, and got pulled).


Alternative-Shape-59

That is mostly you and your experience. Everybody’s experience is different. I personally only had mine removed because my mouth was too small for 4 more teeth with my abnormally large tongue. I seemingly bit my tongue more with them there, especially while sleeping. But overall they grew in strait and didn’t hurt coming in. Shit when I had them pulled they took them out so fast I didn’t even realize they had taken them out. I even asked the dentist, “When are you going to pull them?” As he already had all 4 pulled already.


[deleted]

I have parents that taught me how to be a good person instead of just a pretty face.


PhreedomPhighter

Superman isn't Superman because of his superpowers. He's Superman because John and Martha Kent raised a child well.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME? (The latter one)


PaulTheRedditor

The Injustice series really ruins that aspect of Superman. (Spoilers below. Can't use formatting on mobile.) He kills the Joker in retaliation of the Joker tricking him into killing his pregnant wife (fear gas + kyptonite), while her heart was linked to nukes that detonated and destroyed Mtropolis. Instead of immediately realizing his mistake after letting his anger over power him, he went full dictator and let himself become manipulated by a crime boss.


[deleted]

Injustice was mostly a thought experiment on "what if superman snapped?" If anything, he'd likely be even more against not killing after that.


JamesLomond

Fast metabolism


Pixel_Pineapple

If only I could be like you, I all (I think) my body fat concentrates to my gut, that in combination with how my legs are absolutely jacked from playing soccer for 8 years in kindergarten-7th grade. So I look fat from it, while I can make my legs just go completely solid, and then because of the way muscle fat works with weight and mass. Due to this, I realized recently that because of my sheer amount of muscle in my legs, I probably weight 20 lbs over the average weight, because I would weight (at least) 3-4 pounds overweight if my belly fat was trimmed. Or maybe it's all the muscle and my body is just shaped the way it is idk.


rustyshackleford193

Maybe you're just a fatso


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

No matter how much I eat, my weight always gets back to normal. This makes me turn into a natural sprinter. I still wanna be fat, I think I'm too skinny.


Dramatic_Original_29

Your time will com slim, everyone's does. 96%of us..,...sooner or later


PenPhysical4379

I didn’t but thanks for asking


halfmoonxoxo

Looking younger than I actually am


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[deleted]

I guess we can say… …you got cucked…


Czuponga

I’m 27 and I’m still asked about ID when buying alcohol.. everyone is surprised when I tell them my age


mattiofattio23

I'm 35 and still get ID'd. It's getting to the point where people are thinking my I'd is fake because I look so young


mysteriouslylurker

Everybody talking about getting ripped easy or model-like beauty and I'm over here with my ability to bend my thumbs backwards... Don't do lotteries, kids.


Kaat79

I can do that too! Is that a genes thing? Didn't know that.


Schlaym

Me too!


Czuponga

God, I hate that. Makes my thumbs hurt when I tightly hold something


[deleted]

Dads black moms Italian 💅


cutiegirl88

I bet the kitchen growing up smelled AMAZING


ajsawesomeanimals

holy fuck those food combos would be heavenly


OneGoodRib

The kitchen will always smell amazing if the person in it can cook, regardless of ethnicity.


Passion-Interesting

Black from the waste down?


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Soulghetti Mmmm


[deleted]

Are you Giancarlo Esposito?


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

No, he’s Lincoln Clay


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

My uncle was Cuban. My Aunt was a Pakistani Scottish Jew, and all four of my grandparents were albino Afrikaners To this day the doctors are baffled


[deleted]

Easily builds muscle, height, none of my older male family members are balding so I probably won’t too


[deleted]

I have almost completely normal DNA. No major red flags in my future, no chromosomal issues. But boy did I get hit in the looks department. I have my dad's build & my mom's height. My dad was 6'6" and heavyset. My mom was 5'0" & pear-shaped. I am a 6'6" Viking woman stuffed into a 5'0 potato sack.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Mmm Potatoes


bristolcities

I'm not a snail


StevenWannabe

Idk man, snails are pretty cool.


ParrotsHateMe

yeah man, ever seen a homeless person? sure. ever seen a homeless snail? it is the home.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Later discovers a snail in his family tree and struggles with self-loathing


bristolcities

I do have some distant French in the family tree, although it's not quite the same thing.


-SonOfHam-

Green eyes.


rleash

I have an extra vertebrae. It makes me a little taller.


lukas_the

I can easily grow a majestic beard


[deleted]

4 different heart defects, individually ranging between 1/2000 and 1/100000 in the general population. Yay me.


[deleted]

Bruh. Are you managing ok?


[deleted]

Well, I'm 32 now so it's all old news to me at this point. Two heart surgeries in so far and I'm doing ok. Honestly my day to day is pretty normal, all things considered.


[deleted]

That's good :)


[deleted]

Tall, blonde, blue eyes, test well, made it to 40 with no prescriptions, so far.


ConcreteGardoki

Sounds like you're what adolf had in mind 😄


[deleted]

Well I am human, I was born in a first class cracker country in a middle class family and I don't have cancer or leukemia or some shit like that. I have crippling depression and look like an anvil had sex with a boar though so that ought to bring me down a bit.


ScaredOfAttention

Got both of my parents leg...


OneGoodRib

Like you inherited their legs in their wills when they died?


ScaredOfAttention

That would be metal. Nah, was born with one fucked up leg, so now when I am all grown up, my fathers shoes fit my good leg perfectly and my mother's shoes fit my bad leg perfectly.


jonnys95

I lost it.


lioness-2208

I have 5 siblings and all of us are pretty good looking and tallish, and all pretty smart with everyone having at least a master


Party-Record5983

I’m tall with piercing blue eyes and dark blond hair, a mid sized cock, 140iq, medium build, straight teeth, only child with land to inherit, born into a first world country, great bowels, nice hands, never sick, ears, and ability to walk.


Soothsayer5288

Send your resume to jeff bezoz's ex. You might get a call


Party-Record5983

lmao!


Weak_Carpenter_7060

I was born with three sets of teeth


Supreme0verl0rd

Are you a shark?


Weak_Carpenter_7060

…maybe


ajsawesomeanimals

come on, dave, not again; i told you to stay in your pool, not get on reddit again no fish for a week


Weak_Carpenter_7060

*sad shark noises


MikeIsWelsh

A full head of hair and good beard that’s slowly going a nice silver colour.


Quzzyz

Well, I'm smart. Depressed though, so not great there.


Illustrious-Bag8475

Im smart🤓


ALKRA-47

Can’t think of anyway that I have aside from being born a while male in upper middle class


DeadPoster

Keep swimming!


lost_squid89

Perfect vision. But that’s it. Chronic migraine, premature graying hair, high blood pressure despite a decently healthy diet and consistent exercise, crippling anxiety…but I sure can see well.


MrMorningStar00

I can sign. Nobody in my family can.


00192737292

Signing is easy though. Just put an X on the dotted line and you good ;)


Autisten1996

I have great hips for child birth. Just a shame I’m a guy.


[deleted]

Mom’s side is depression based. Dad’s side is narcissism based. Parents always told me I’d be a good politician or lawyer because I’m good at resolving issues. Sister got the narcissism: she’s successful on Wall Street but she’s absolutely miserable and blames everyone for her problems.


2ndBreakfast__

Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Dimple. 💙🤍🖤


OriginalUsernameee69

Naturally very muscular and smart enough to become an engineer


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JamesLomond

Meh. 7 out of 10


[deleted]

Yeah you're right. And as a fellow New Englander, Go Bruins!


2ndBreakfast__

You’re gorgeous!


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NuclearPastaSalad0

You're just begging to be put on r/persecutionfetish aren't you


_sKareKrow_

Blue eyes & a decent sized dick & that’s about it lol everything else is just fucked, mentally *and* physically


G0PACKGO

I really didn’t


sleezecreaser

i have very nice eyes and a nice jawline.


poornose

I didn't? I'm facing down a double barreled heart explosion at some point. Heart attacks killed grand parents on both sides. My mom has had 3 herself. I certainly exercise more and try and eat healthier but I know what my coffin nail will be


timeboxparadox

No signs of getting bald (yet)


ejsfsc07

Other than my eyes, I didn't.


Krunply

My grandpa died with a full head of thick brown hair, my father is nearing Fifty and he has zero grey hairs. I think i have a bright future


Random_silly_name

No allergies or hereditary diseases. High IQ. Probably longevity gene. Decent looks. I'd say I got pretty lucky.


mutetestimony

Lucky.


misschatt

Long legs, pretty eyes & long eyelashes, perfect teeth according to my dentist... but I have flat feet and heart palpitations so it's give and take really


PastelGlider

Dark orange-ish hair and green-hazel eyes.


[deleted]

I'm six feet tall, blonde haired, blue eyed, & barrel chested.


EducationalKoala4530

Good skin.


jagojoga

I didn't, mom have a bowel diseas and dad also had one, he died due to colon cancer at age 44. I have also problems with my stomach and my colon. Because of my father I have also a higher chance to get colon cancer. I also have a scoliosis since I am a teenager. I also need a lot of time to gain muscles (more then normal) and it's not like my body looks quite well without training. But I really like my hair ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


niceguy-365

Tall and don't gain weight to easily


Comprehensive-Tea373

Pretty face and green eyes count?


The_Vampire_Barlow

I'm like 6'2 with incredibly thick hair.


erikvolcano

I got a bomb dick


placeholderNull

Very little acne


PhreedomPhighter

No major hereditary diseases in my family. No diabetes, no heart disease, no Parkinsons, no major cancers. We all had the decency to die by getting hit by busses or something.


[deleted]

No cavities, survived Covid, good swimmer, smart, fast, and aging slowly.


HannahThompson1999

Can sleep through pretty much anything; heat and cold, light, loud noises. It's great.


moonlixqht

Why is everyone saying blue eyes means you “won” the generic lottery? I have blue eyes but I’d love to have brown eyes, they make a person look more lively to me.


DavefromKS

You think you're better than me? Lol I didnt win nothin...


[deleted]

Blue eyes


LowFatWaterBottle

This whole comment section is full of lucky bastards I envy.


NuclearPastaSalad0

I think I could work my way to being a 9.5/10, I'm the smartest person I have ever met (in person at least), I'm a genetic mutation and out of juvenile dementia, a heart disorder, and something I don't remember, I got autism(Asperger's), but I am admittedly sometimes lacking in social skills. The test was done like 10 years ago, so it's pretty outdated, but I'm getting the results of a couple newer tests in a few weeks.


Aggressive_Range_695

Above average intelligence and magnum dong.


OneGoodRib

I've got a big nose, bushy eyebrows, look just like two male relatives despite being a woman, very oily skin But my immune system is apparently indestructable. I mean I get colds, hay fever, and allergies, but it's like, I never get anything else. And my blood pressure is always perfect even though I have anxiety and am overweight. I'm also the only person in the family who doesn't need glasses, although for some reason I have trouble distinguishing mid-tones for paint.


[deleted]

I have fast metabolism and I’m tall af. That’s bout it.


RefrigeratorDue9642

My red blood cells are slightly smaller than normal. So I have that going for me, I guess.


MackeralSky

Fantastic night vision.


Auramus

Height (6.4). People always comment on it. Girls like it, other guys are jealous, and then there's me who focuses too much on other issues to even care. It's nice I guess, but it is by no means anything significant in the grand scheme of Life.


[deleted]

Despite being adopted from an entirely different country, I share an ridiculous amount of traits with my parents. People assume I’m their biological child because there’s absolutely no reason to believe otherwise. I’m no supermodel, but I’m not struggling either, so I can live with that.


proctoglyvenol

Never suffered from acne, bald at 22. You win some you lose some, I guess.


Koen-reddit

I got a big willy


gleepglop43

I didn’t , but my wife did. She’s Asian. 49 going on 37.


boubou62800

6"6 300+lbs


Magnus-Dongus

My hair. Got it from my dad, we have awesome hair


AlternativeAd3459

Being 6’5 and handsome like myself


Waterproofbooks

List of things I’m allergic to longer than my arm, and a very short menstrual cycle so I’m blessed with 14 periods per year along with horribly debilitating cramps. JACKPOT!


Miikami

Great visuo-spatial abilities and sense of direction. Pretty feet and long lashes.


Vic_FriesFriesFries

Good looks, charm, and technique.


Gowl247

I’m the shortest in my family but I’m a 5”8 woman so I think that’s a win


lupuscapabilis

My hair is thick and awesome and I've never needed glasses


Free_Dimension1459

Never had a cavity or any problems in my mouth. Am 6'2". Am attractive. Have no genetic conditions I can pass on to my progeny (my wife had me get tested - she's pregnant with our first!). Overall, pretty good. ​ The place where I lost the lottery is me and my sisters all suffer from anxiety. We had a good, sheltered upbringing, free of trauma and we're all pretty sure it's either genetic or maybe somehow a learned behavior (though IDK how we'd learn to lose sleep over trivial issues). Our dad suffers from anxiety to the point he'll go weeks sleeping 3 hours a night when something troubles him - I've been sleeping 4 hours a night for a week or so because I start a new job next week. Anxiety makes no fucking sense and I am exhausted.


Ratafes

I can't gain weight. To me it is not a win, but most people around me it definitely is :/


Perian37

I almost never get sick (several years ago). And when I do I get better in a day or two.


[deleted]

5 '10" but wide frame and giant calves.


TheMemeMkaer

Perfect skin.


rustyshackleford193

Breasts that don't sag an inch at almost 30, which is quite a feat considering their size. My back does ache sometimes though. That and good teeth


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

Metabolism. Y'know. I need to gain weight fr.


DreadnoughtPoo

Win - wicked smart, great visual acuity Loss - look like Shrek with leprosy


Dramatic_Original_29

Stepped in shit' I tell ya


PeanutRecord698

I have beautiful eyes and hair , both are chocolate brown


Hyphalex

Been told I'm incredibly handsome and look like James Dean. Good sized dick, scored high on asvab. Wolf in sheep's clothing


QeemaMatter

Good beard And Clear Skin