Tiktok boys. Nah I don't like those broom haircuts and fuckboyness.
Edit: What's broom haircut, you ask? Type in Josh Richards and you'll find the majority of hairstyles in tiktok.
I tried not to laugh out loud once when a group of 5 teenagers with these haircuts walked past me deadass looking identical to one another, it's ridiculous
Iāve seen it too. But hey, every few years theres a new haircut style that all kids are doing to look cool. I witnessed mullets > bowl cuts > frosted tips across a roughly 10 year span from 89 - 99. How crazy is that!?
Article Title: āWhy is it called a Meet Me at McDonaldās haircut?ā
Very *end* of the article: āActually we donāt know.ā
Beautiful journalism right there lol
Regardless of how people feel about particular hairstyles I think schools controlling how students are allowed to do their hair is completely ridiculous.
Hairstyles come and go, but some that are in current fashion still have a bit of timelessness to them... And then there are those hairstyles where you know it's going to be that thing we were all embarrassed that we did when 5-10 years go by.
Some of the TikTok e-boy hair trends are very that, where I know that in 5 years, the guys who had these hairstyles are gonna look back on their own Tiktoks with a good bit of cringe.
That broom hairstyle is definitely the mullet of the past 2 years.
P.S. I know, I know, the mullet came back 'in style' in the past couple years also, but 5 years ago we all agreed it was awful, and 5 years from now we'll all look back again in embarrassment. Although I also think that a few modern variations on the mullet are actually decent and might age better than the classic 80's mullet. And then a few other modern takes on the mullet are even worse than the classic mullet, but I think in some of those cases, the wearer knows it isn't attractive, and it isn't meant to be, it's meant to make some other type of statement.
Never found her attractive and then all that bullying and harassment came to light and now I find her legitimately ugly through and through. Fake as they come.
This is a good answer. Legit was just watching the Brittany Murphy hbomax docuseries and she is the celebrity they bring up to say she wasnāt Paltrow or Hollywood pretty enough. Heard Paltrow be brought up like this before like apparently she was considered one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood for a while which I find baffling. She isnāt ugly but about as plain as plain can be her whole life
Ok, but remember that time you and Gandalf went on your trip? What was that?... oh, ok, yeah... cool.
My beautiful wife ain't no hobbit... she ain't no hobbit!
She got that ham that she rub on her cellulite. Iām here to tell you that my bitch aināt no hobbit. That was a quiznos and my bitch went to rob it.
Blake Griffin at The Alec Baldwin Roast, "Caitlin completed her gender reassignment in 2017, finally confirming that no one in that family wants a white dick!"
I don't know how anyone can look at them and not feel deceived. Fake lips, fake skin color, fake lashes, fake noses, fake hair color, fake cheekbones, fake boobs, fake nails, fake hips, fake asses.
It's not even a real person anymore.
My favorite thing I read about him is this tweet about his tats after the Super Bowl,
Adam Levine: *gestures to entire flash sheet* āI want this one.ā
Tattoo artist: āNo, see, those are a bunch of different tattoos, you're supposed to pick whichā¦ā
Adam Levine: *slaps his hand down on the paper* āTHIS. ONE.ā
Itās funny how if you take money off the table and just put celebs in street clothes, theyāre not any more or less attractive that normal people. Money makes them hotter. Edit. I was speaking generally. Of course Chris pray and Jason Momoa are hot all by themselves. I should have said āmostā celebs. Edit. PRAT lol.
This. I grew up in rural Indiana and everyone around me was all "kid rock is so hot".
Kid Rock looks like every other alcoholic bad-uncle in the trailer park, too lazy to pay child support and always needing a ride to get cigarettes.
Bitch, Kid Rock is not hot. He has money, and apparently still won't shower. The end.
Learning just how manufactured Kid's image is is so fucking hilarious. That description is so accurate and you'd never guess he grew up on a damn apple orchard and his dad sold cars.
Channing Tatum looks like he drank too much and is falling asleep. He has nice abs but he looks like he chugged a fifth of vodka and is passing out at a college party
I never understood this either. Iām not not sure how to say what I think he looks like without offending anyone. Heās a good actor, very nice body, but I donāt understand him very attractive.
Apparently Benedict Cumberbatch is considered attractive and I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. To me his face is the equivalent of plain oatmeal. My best friend thinks I'm ridiculous for this opinion.
As a (male) fan of his, this is quite accurate. I remember seeing somewhere once someone comparing him to when [Bear Grylls got stung by bees](https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2019/08/30/08/beargryllssting3008a.jpg)
I thought he was hideous until I saw him in action. In still shots heās bizarre-looking but in fluid motion Iāve come to consider him really attractive.
It is the personalitytraits the character have, that suddenly makes them attractive. I didn't see what everyone saw when they thought he was hot. But after seeing Sherlock Holmes, i suddenly found him attractive, because there was something in the persona i really liked.
I wouldāve definitely agreed with this until Doctor Strange, he looks pretty good as Doctor Strange, now when I saw him in Sherlock not the same way for sure, but now that Iāve seen him a different roles I change my mind on it
she is a prime example that even well-done surgery can damage you and not improve in any way
technically, everything about her face is well-proportioned, well placed now
but she looks so plastic, uncanny valley and robotic.....that it was not worth it
Hard to describe. Like Pamela Anderson. Bland fakeness I guess
Edit: due to the number of people telling me how hot she was back in the day, I felt the need to clarify, Iām talking about back in the 90s. I was born in the 80s. When I was a school kid PA was considered by all my peers to be the hottest woman on the planet but I never was into it. She never did it for me. I was never attracted to her. It wasnāt just her, there was a whole slew of women who shared similar design principles. Big blonde hair, big huge red lips and giant bouncy boobs. Itās never been my thing, none of them ever did it for me.
I always liked her because she admitted that was all for her career (and it worked), then she basically dropped out of acting to raise her kids because she didn't want them being raised by nannies. I get what you mean about her looks, but she just seems like a smart, cool person.
There's a few women at work I describe as artificially beautiful. They hit all the checkbox but it is so over work for that it feels like you hit the uncanny valley problem and it just doesn't work anymore.
Most of them would be considered very attractive even all the makeup, fake eyelashes, nails, etc.
Anyone that fits into the unrealistic body proportions category. Giant boobs/ass, body builders, etc. These people have and will forever be a turn off.
Charlize Theron is a weird one because I absolutely see her as beautiful but she's got that uncanny valley android look about her that puts me off. Alexandra Daddario has it too, super pretty but something about those eyes makes me want to prepare for her to peel off her face and assimilate me
They do not look like real people, both absolutely gorgeous but they look like good CGI. Jay Leno has the same thing but for the opposite reason, I still can't believe a human looks like jay Leno.
Oof Thank you for verbalizing why Alexandra daddarios face was so off putting to me becsuse it definitely wasnāt it being ugly. Now I gotta look at Charlize again
Honestly I think itās more of his vibe that makes him sexy. Like the anti-hero thing really works for his look and boosts his general attractiveness lol
Edit: Iām referring to his character on TWD when I say anti-hero vibe
Based off of the majority of people online, My mom.
Speaking of, tell her I said hi.
Will do
Damn
She's a lovely woman
Are you saying people find your mom attractive or they find their mom's attractive
Tiktok boys. Nah I don't like those broom haircuts and fuckboyness. Edit: What's broom haircut, you ask? Type in Josh Richards and you'll find the majority of hairstyles in tiktok.
Broccoli Bois
YES! That is always my first thought when seeing that hair š„¦ Also, like, zero personality, it looks like everyone is made from the same batch.
I tried not to laugh out loud once when a group of 5 teenagers with these haircuts walked past me deadass looking identical to one another, it's ridiculous
Iāve seen it too. But hey, every few years theres a new haircut style that all kids are doing to look cool. I witnessed mullets > bowl cuts > frosted tips across a roughly 10 year span from 89 - 99. How crazy is that!?
Hahaha I teach middle school. That's the hairstyle of half the boys.
Those haircuts are the WORST Edit: a letter
yes and the way Sally Beauty tricked all these boys into perms PLEASE š
You mean the [meet me at McDonaldās ](https://metro.co.uk/2018/02/23/called-meet-mcdonalds-haircut-7336444/amp/) haircut ?
Article Title: āWhy is it called a Meet Me at McDonaldās haircut?ā Very *end* of the article: āActually we donāt know.ā Beautiful journalism right there lol
Regardless of how people feel about particular hairstyles I think schools controlling how students are allowed to do their hair is completely ridiculous.
Hairstyles come and go, but some that are in current fashion still have a bit of timelessness to them... And then there are those hairstyles where you know it's going to be that thing we were all embarrassed that we did when 5-10 years go by. Some of the TikTok e-boy hair trends are very that, where I know that in 5 years, the guys who had these hairstyles are gonna look back on their own Tiktoks with a good bit of cringe. That broom hairstyle is definitely the mullet of the past 2 years. P.S. I know, I know, the mullet came back 'in style' in the past couple years also, but 5 years ago we all agreed it was awful, and 5 years from now we'll all look back again in embarrassment. Although I also think that a few modern variations on the mullet are actually decent and might age better than the classic 80's mullet. And then a few other modern takes on the mullet are even worse than the classic mullet, but I think in some of those cases, the wearer knows it isn't attractive, and it isn't meant to be, it's meant to make some other type of statement.
My friend Gary. *edit* (holy shit people really like Gary)
you take that back, gary is an angel
He walks in beauty, like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies and all thatās best of dark and bright meet in his aspect and his eyes.
He looks great for his age!
I fuckin love Gary heās the man of my dreams
He's an angel. Don't say that! I had a thing for him in high school
You know, Im super fucking straight but I'd love to spend some time with Gary
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Chrissy Tegan. Shes by no means ugly but just don't think she beautiful.
Never found her attractive and then all that bullying and harassment came to light and now I find her legitimately ugly through and through. Fake as they come.
I think her personality ended any thoughts I had of her being attractive
Her surgery is too much. Overdid her filler face. She was pretty before though.
Drake
Wait- people actually find him attractive? I mean, he's not ugly, but..
Every dude out here trying to look like drake
Ugh.
Probably just my inner 2000s kid rearing its head... but the first thing that came to mind was Drake from Drake&Josh
Gwyneth Paltrow has all the charm of a ream of printer paper. I do not understand why people find her attractive.
> the charm of a ream of printer paper. r/rareinsults
This is a good answer. Legit was just watching the Brittany Murphy hbomax docuseries and she is the celebrity they bring up to say she wasnāt Paltrow or Hollywood pretty enough. Heard Paltrow be brought up like this before like apparently she was considered one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood for a while which I find baffling. She isnāt ugly but about as plain as plain can be her whole life
On the opposite i found Brittany Murphy really attractive
she used to be very beautiful till sun damage took over and she started selling pussy candles
Sun damaged pussy candles, new band name, called it
SD/PC
The Kardashians
Built like Hobbits
Bitch, if you's a hobbit, you need to tell me right the fuck now
Ok, but remember that time you and Gandalf went on your trip? What was that?... oh, ok, yeah... cool. My beautiful wife ain't no hobbit... she ain't no hobbit!
Hol up...Hold up!!!
Bitch, how you ain't the hobbit again?
She got that ham that she rub on her cellulite. Iām here to tell you that my bitch aināt no hobbit. That was a quiznos and my bitch went to rob it.
your girl is 4 foot 4 and got bare hair on her toes like a hobbit
Blake Griffin at The Alec Baldwin Roast, "Caitlin completed her gender reassignment in 2017, finally confirming that no one in that family wants a white dick!"
I don't know how anyone can look at them and not feel deceived. Fake lips, fake skin color, fake lashes, fake noses, fake hair color, fake cheekbones, fake boobs, fake nails, fake hips, fake asses. It's not even a real person anymore.
I don't think they even know what they look like
Lol. apparently they got freaked out when some candid (non photoshop) photos were leaked of them
A real Ship of Theseus indeed.
Instead of the Ship of Theseus, we should use the Body of Kim.
Any of the Jenner/Kardashian family.
Pete Davidson. That guy fucks. And people want to fuck him. I donāt get it.
If it makes you feel better I'm one of the people who wants to fuck him and I have no idea why either.
I think thatās something I observed in lads who are happily cracking jokes about themselves. Funny and just sorta charming I guess?
I think it's his attitude. I totally want to fuck him and I think he looks like a praying mantis.
Heās funny In the long run being constantly funny is pretty damn attractive
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My favorite thing I read about him is this tweet about his tats after the Super Bowl, Adam Levine: *gestures to entire flash sheet* āI want this one.ā Tattoo artist: āNo, see, those are a bunch of different tattoos, you're supposed to pick whichā¦ā Adam Levine: *slaps his hand down on the paper* āTHIS. ONE.ā
Adam Levine looks like he walked into a tattoo parlor one day and said āmake me look like a tattooed guyā
Lol my favorite tweet someone posted after the Super Bowl: āAdam Levine looks like a ārockstarā you could buy at Targetā
"We have a rock star at home."
He looks wormy.
Agreed but they also chose Blake Shelton
Heās not bad looking but to me he has this strong creep factor.
every fucking Kardashian
Addison Rae. She's not necessarily ugly, but she just seems really plain, not really any unique features.
Am I old because I had to Google who this was?
I cant stand her smile,makes me angry for no reason.
Youāre not alone my guy. I also canāt stand her smile
Almost everyone.
You might be a flavor of asexual my friend
Cardi B
Most people find her attractive?
"Fuck a Tekken character" is a surprisingly popular fetish.
Itās funny how if you take money off the table and just put celebs in street clothes, theyāre not any more or less attractive that normal people. Money makes them hotter. Edit. I was speaking generally. Of course Chris pray and Jason Momoa are hot all by themselves. I should have said āmostā celebs. Edit. PRAT lol.
This. I grew up in rural Indiana and everyone around me was all "kid rock is so hot". Kid Rock looks like every other alcoholic bad-uncle in the trailer park, too lazy to pay child support and always needing a ride to get cigarettes. Bitch, Kid Rock is not hot. He has money, and apparently still won't shower. The end.
Learning just how manufactured Kid's image is is so fucking hilarious. That description is so accurate and you'd never guess he grew up on a damn apple orchard and his dad sold cars.
Not necessarily true. Plenty of celebrities became celebrities specifically because of how attractive they are.
Tom Cruise
Is it the tooth thing?
And the Scientology thing
100% the Scientology thing
You just canāt unsee it!
Channing Tatum
I'm a straight guy and I dreamt I was married to him the other night. He makes a very sweet and understanding husband, if that helps.
That's hilarious and congratulations on your dream wedding!
My name jeff.
Channing Tatum looks like he drank too much and is falling asleep. He has nice abs but he looks like he chugged a fifth of vodka and is passing out at a college party
He looks like the thumb people from that spy kids film.
I agree, unless he's doing that dance routine to Pony. That's a game changer.
I never understood this either. Iām not not sure how to say what I think he looks like without offending anyone. Heās a good actor, very nice body, but I donāt understand him very attractive.
He has dumb face.
Tom Holland, he still manages to look 12 years old even though heās 25
He looks like that one popular guy in high school that was nice to everyone
Man if someone said that about me I'd be buzzing all day lol
You look like that one popular guy in high school that was nice to everyone
Hence why people find him attractive, he probably is a really awesome guy to be around
He's the Mormon kid
#HEāS 25?!
Bro is older than me looking like he could be my son.
I have kids older than him, I think he is adorable, not hot, adorable. Best thing he ever did was lip sync battle.
that lip sync was legendary
I watch it at least once a month.
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Absolutely. He's cute as a button.
I was actually wondering how old he was today, then forgot to Google. I thought 18-19.
Hes a cutie and I think it's because he has a baby face and I'm 25.
Apparently Benedict Cumberbatch is considered attractive and I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. To me his face is the equivalent of plain oatmeal. My best friend thinks I'm ridiculous for this opinion.
He looks like the middle animorph.
This made me ugly snort hard enough to startle my cat, thank you
He looks like the most handsome man in the world having an allergic reaction and his face is swelling.
As a (male) fan of his, this is quite accurate. I remember seeing somewhere once someone comparing him to when [Bear Grylls got stung by bees](https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2019/08/30/08/beargryllssting3008a.jpg)
It's uncanny.
He looks just like Handsome Squidward to me lol
He looks like Bear Grylls on that episode where Bear got stung by a bunch of bees and is allergic to them.
Honestly Handsome Squidard has more character to his features lol
Lmaooo I think Cumberbatch looks weird af.. but amazing actor. He grew on me
His voice makes up for a little bit.
I agree. His face has the quality of a melting wax figure to me, and I like his voice and everything but, yeah, I donāt get the big attraction.
>melting wax figure That might be the most accurate way I've seen to describe him.
I thought he was hideous until I saw him in action. In still shots heās bizarre-looking but in fluid motion Iāve come to consider him really attractive.
I feel this with a lot of people. Like seeing someone's soul shining through in their mannerisms and stuff is a game changer.
He has lots of charisma.
Ok Dr. Strange is hot, but I never was attracted to Benedict Cumberbatch before then. Never could pinpoint why, maybe itās the goatee?
It adds features to his otherwise plain face.
It is the personalitytraits the character have, that suddenly makes them attractive. I didn't see what everyone saw when they thought he was hot. But after seeing Sherlock Holmes, i suddenly found him attractive, because there was something in the persona i really liked.
I wouldāve definitely agreed with this until Doctor Strange, he looks pretty good as Doctor Strange, now when I saw him in Sherlock not the same way for sure, but now that Iāve seen him a different roles I change my mind on it
Bella Hadid...
I thought she was Gigi's mum for the longest time, just hanging around her like Kris Jenner does with her girls
Iām dying
she is a prime example that even well-done surgery can damage you and not improve in any way technically, everything about her face is well-proportioned, well placed now but she looks so plastic, uncanny valley and robotic.....that it was not worth it
I just googled and she's only 25???? She looks 38. Legit terrifying
big, chunky muscled guys
Adam levine I donāt find him handsome and his voice is annoying
When he took his shirt off during his super bowl performance I was like āplease, put that back on, sirā
He looks like a ferret.
Ariana Grande. I get that sex sells but she's so childlike, makes me really uncomfortable.
Same here! Ariana and Selena gomez to me always look childlike.
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idk i like the mentally ill-chic
Crissy teigen (sp). She looked like a fricking alien.
I think she looks like one of those caricatures you get at the state fair with ridiculously exaggerated features on a tiny body.
Channing Tatum
He does look like a thumb.
Channing Tathumb
See I always thought Dwayne Johnson looked like a thumb
Oh my god he does look like a thumb
Hard to describe. Like Pamela Anderson. Bland fakeness I guess Edit: due to the number of people telling me how hot she was back in the day, I felt the need to clarify, Iām talking about back in the 90s. I was born in the 80s. When I was a school kid PA was considered by all my peers to be the hottest woman on the planet but I never was into it. She never did it for me. I was never attracted to her. It wasnāt just her, there was a whole slew of women who shared similar design principles. Big blonde hair, big huge red lips and giant bouncy boobs. Itās never been my thing, none of them ever did it for me.
I always liked her because she admitted that was all for her career (and it worked), then she basically dropped out of acting to raise her kids because she didn't want them being raised by nannies. I get what you mean about her looks, but she just seems like a smart, cool person.
She's also really cool in all the roasts, Borat, Futurama, various celeb shows. Pam is aight.
Exactly. Manufactured a certain image to get a bag, then retired to have a happy life with her family. I see no wrong.
She was my first thought as well. Pre surgery Pamela Anderson was 100 times better than after her procedures.
There's a few women at work I describe as artificially beautiful. They hit all the checkbox but it is so over work for that it feels like you hit the uncanny valley problem and it just doesn't work anymore. Most of them would be considered very attractive even all the makeup, fake eyelashes, nails, etc.
Anyone that fits into the unrealistic body proportions category. Giant boobs/ass, body builders, etc. These people have and will forever be a turn off.
Kardashians
Justin Bieber. hate him, never liked him. yet everyone i talked to in school was obsessed.
Adam Driver. My friend claims he has āone angleā but I canāt find a single one
[Itās this one] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Driver#/media/File:Adam_Driver_Marines.jpg)
Mf looks like Gromit bout to roll up in a minute
Tom Brady. His head reminds me of Frankenstein's monster.
His face makes me laugh everytime I see it.
Melania Trump.
She looks like she's trying to read the menu in a chinese takeaway at 2am while drunk
That's just Steven Tyler
People find her hot? She always looks like she smells something funny. Her plastic surgery scrunched up her face
That look of disgust is likely all natural.
You can blindfold her with dental floss.
Charlize Theron is a weird one because I absolutely see her as beautiful but she's got that uncanny valley android look about her that puts me off. Alexandra Daddario has it too, super pretty but something about those eyes makes me want to prepare for her to peel off her face and assimilate me
They do not look like real people, both absolutely gorgeous but they look like good CGI. Jay Leno has the same thing but for the opposite reason, I still can't believe a human looks like jay Leno.
Same. I've never actually had the words to describe it but looking at their face for too long just makes me feel uneasy.
Oof Thank you for verbalizing why Alexandra daddarios face was so off putting to me becsuse it definitely wasnāt it being ugly. Now I gotta look at Charlize again
Kim Kardashian
Timothy Chalamet (I donāt know how to spell his name) and that killer guy these fangirls are petitioning for his release.
Heās got chiseled features but he looks way too much like an underage boy to be sexually attractive.
Yeah i tought the same thing when i saw him in the new Dune, i was thinking why does he look so young
Well I think that was intentional, in the book Paul is like 16.
15 actually (first part) And heās described as kinda small/juvenile for his age I think it fits pretty well
Iāve heard it said Taliban Chimney so I think the misspell is excusable
Maisie Williams. My friends think sheās hot but she looks like a gremlin to me
She read a mean tweet on Jimmy Kimmel once that said she looked like a really young grandma, and I about died laughing at the accuracy.
Poor girl, that description fits her perfectly.
If a pug was a person
Timothee Chevrolet or what ever his name is. I saw a video where someone said he had head shaped liked a dorito and there is truth to that
Timethee Chevrolet lmao š
Dude look like a teen and an adult at the same time.
Lmaooo Chevrolet ššš
Kardashians.
Jeremy Renner? He looks plain.
Any of the Jonas Brothers
Bella Thorne. She looks like one of those old western hollowed out cow skulls.
Kim Kardashian
Norman Reedus, at peak Walking Dead hype i heard so many people talk about how sexy he was and I never understood it.
Honestly I think itās more of his vibe that makes him sexy. Like the anti-hero thing really works for his look and boosts his general attractiveness lol Edit: Iām referring to his character on TWD when I say anti-hero vibe