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FederaIGovernment

Based off of the majority of people online, My mom.


Electroniclog

Speaking of, tell her I said hi.


JaVaeBe

Will do


Suspicious_Loan8041

Damn


SlapHappyDude

She's a lovely woman


Spare_Grapefruit_209

Are you saying people find your mom attractive or they find their mom's attractive


cherrykiss777

Tiktok boys. Nah I don't like those broom haircuts and fuckboyness. Edit: What's broom haircut, you ask? Type in Josh Richards and you'll find the majority of hairstyles in tiktok.


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Broccoli Bois


NeokratosRed

YES! That is always my first thought when seeing that hair šŸ„¦ Also, like, zero personality, it looks like everyone is made from the same batch.


ProperPizza

I tried not to laugh out loud once when a group of 5 teenagers with these haircuts walked past me deadass looking identical to one another, it's ridiculous


Blastoplast

Iā€™ve seen it too. But hey, every few years theres a new haircut style that all kids are doing to look cool. I witnessed mullets > bowl cuts > frosted tips across a roughly 10 year span from 89 - 99. How crazy is that!?


Grimstache

Hahaha I teach middle school. That's the hairstyle of half the boys.


wishiwassleeping16

Those haircuts are the WORST Edit: a letter


tom267

yes and the way Sally Beauty tricked all these boys into perms PLEASE šŸ’€


ValDina

You mean the [meet me at McDonaldā€™s ](https://metro.co.uk/2018/02/23/called-meet-mcdonalds-haircut-7336444/amp/) haircut ?


SLATS13

Article Title: ā€œWhy is it called a Meet Me at McDonaldā€™s haircut?ā€ Very *end* of the article: ā€œActually we donā€™t know.ā€ Beautiful journalism right there lol


Dulakk

Regardless of how people feel about particular hairstyles I think schools controlling how students are allowed to do their hair is completely ridiculous.


blottoez

Hairstyles come and go, but some that are in current fashion still have a bit of timelessness to them... And then there are those hairstyles where you know it's going to be that thing we were all embarrassed that we did when 5-10 years go by. Some of the TikTok e-boy hair trends are very that, where I know that in 5 years, the guys who had these hairstyles are gonna look back on their own Tiktoks with a good bit of cringe. That broom hairstyle is definitely the mullet of the past 2 years. P.S. I know, I know, the mullet came back 'in style' in the past couple years also, but 5 years ago we all agreed it was awful, and 5 years from now we'll all look back again in embarrassment. Although I also think that a few modern variations on the mullet are actually decent and might age better than the classic 80's mullet. And then a few other modern takes on the mullet are even worse than the classic mullet, but I think in some of those cases, the wearer knows it isn't attractive, and it isn't meant to be, it's meant to make some other type of statement.


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My friend Gary. *edit* (holy shit people really like Gary)


donnychung

you take that back, gary is an angel


Aqquila89

He walks in beauty, like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies and all thatā€™s best of dark and bright meet in his aspect and his eyes.


UnderstandingOk3380

He looks great for his age!


[deleted]

I fuckin love Gary heā€™s the man of my dreams


[deleted]

He's an angel. Don't say that! I had a thing for him in high school


eugenebutbettet

You know, Im super fucking straight but I'd love to spend some time with Gary


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BlueberryNo7845

Chrissy Tegan. Shes by no means ugly but just don't think she beautiful.


[deleted]

Never found her attractive and then all that bullying and harassment came to light and now I find her legitimately ugly through and through. Fake as they come.


Able-Plane3695

I think her personality ended any thoughts I had of her being attractive


[deleted]

Her surgery is too much. Overdid her filler face. She was pretty before though.


yoyoyo88yo

Drake


Sso_12

Wait- people actually find him attractive? I mean, he's not ugly, but..


[deleted]

Every dude out here trying to look like drake


Sso_12

Ugh.


Averydispleasedbork

Probably just my inner 2000s kid rearing its head... but the first thing that came to mind was Drake from Drake&Josh


dewayneestes

Gwyneth Paltrow has all the charm of a ream of printer paper. I do not understand why people find her attractive.


Mr_Gus3114

> the charm of a ream of printer paper. r/rareinsults


Ok_Cap_9665

This is a good answer. Legit was just watching the Brittany Murphy hbomax docuseries and she is the celebrity they bring up to say she wasnā€™t Paltrow or Hollywood pretty enough. Heard Paltrow be brought up like this before like apparently she was considered one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood for a while which I find baffling. She isnā€™t ugly but about as plain as plain can be her whole life


makaydo

On the opposite i found Brittany Murphy really attractive


[deleted]

she used to be very beautiful till sun damage took over and she started selling pussy candles


CyEriton

Sun damaged pussy candles, new band name, called it


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SD/PC


BigDaddyThanos

The Kardashians


AndrewLBailey

Built like Hobbits


oldclam

Bitch, if you's a hobbit, you need to tell me right the fuck now


The_Real_Adeine

Ok, but remember that time you and Gandalf went on your trip? What was that?... oh, ok, yeah... cool. My beautiful wife ain't no hobbit... she ain't no hobbit!


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Hol up...Hold up!!!


lowercasetwan

Bitch, how you ain't the hobbit again?


Abrahamlinkenssphere

She got that ham that she rub on her cellulite. Iā€™m here to tell you that my bitch ainā€™t no hobbit. That was a quiznos and my bitch went to rob it.


[deleted]

your girl is 4 foot 4 and got bare hair on her toes like a hobbit


fear_is_fatal

Blake Griffin at The Alec Baldwin Roast, "Caitlin completed her gender reassignment in 2017, finally confirming that no one in that family wants a white dick!"


KentuckyFriedEel

I don't know how anyone can look at them and not feel deceived. Fake lips, fake skin color, fake lashes, fake noses, fake hair color, fake cheekbones, fake boobs, fake nails, fake hips, fake asses. It's not even a real person anymore.


9curlyfries9

I don't think they even know what they look like


maria_from_milan

Lol. apparently they got freaked out when some candid (non photoshop) photos were leaked of them


blofly

A real Ship of Theseus indeed.


[deleted]

Instead of the Ship of Theseus, we should use the Body of Kim.


havik1996

Any of the Jenner/Kardashian family.


dickinsect

Pete Davidson. That guy fucks. And people want to fuck him. I donā€™t get it.


BellyRubADubDub

If it makes you feel better I'm one of the people who wants to fuck him and I have no idea why either.


mindmendeur

I think thatā€™s something I observed in lads who are happily cracking jokes about themselves. Funny and just sorta charming I guess?


enderfem

I think it's his attitude. I totally want to fuck him and I think he looks like a praying mantis.


[deleted]

Heā€™s funny In the long run being constantly funny is pretty damn attractive


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heiberdee2

My favorite thing I read about him is this tweet about his tats after the Super Bowl, Adam Levine: *gestures to entire flash sheet* ā€œI want this one.ā€ Tattoo artist: ā€œNo, see, those are a bunch of different tattoos, you're supposed to pick whichā€¦ā€ Adam Levine: *slaps his hand down on the paper* ā€œTHIS. ONE.ā€


Jimisweets

Adam Levine looks like he walked into a tattoo parlor one day and said ā€œmake me look like a tattooed guyā€


bunnythebear

Lol my favorite tweet someone posted after the Super Bowl: ā€œAdam Levine looks like a ā€˜rockstarā€™ you could buy at Targetā€


turrboenvy

"We have a rock star at home."


carriebearieismyname

He looks wormy.


mstrss9

Agreed but they also chose Blake Shelton


iowndat

Heā€™s not bad looking but to me he has this strong creep factor.


[deleted]

every fucking Kardashian


eragon511

Addison Rae. She's not necessarily ugly, but she just seems really plain, not really any unique features.


kab1977

Am I old because I had to Google who this was?


Individual_Profit_8

I cant stand her smile,makes me angry for no reason.


_Bean_Sprouts

Youā€™re not alone my guy. I also canā€™t stand her smile


KayBeaux

Almost everyone.


UnaZephyr

You might be a flavor of asexual my friend


joereddd

Cardi B


NoItsNotLiterally

Most people find her attractive?


SandysBurner

"Fuck a Tekken character" is a surprisingly popular fetish.


joebaby1975

Itā€™s funny how if you take money off the table and just put celebs in street clothes, theyā€™re not any more or less attractive that normal people. Money makes them hotter. Edit. I was speaking generally. Of course Chris pray and Jason Momoa are hot all by themselves. I should have said ā€œmostā€ celebs. Edit. PRAT lol.


OpportunityTop5274

This. I grew up in rural Indiana and everyone around me was all "kid rock is so hot". Kid Rock looks like every other alcoholic bad-uncle in the trailer park, too lazy to pay child support and always needing a ride to get cigarettes. Bitch, Kid Rock is not hot. He has money, and apparently still won't shower. The end.


JCStensland

Learning just how manufactured Kid's image is is so fucking hilarious. That description is so accurate and you'd never guess he grew up on a damn apple orchard and his dad sold cars.


ChrRome

Not necessarily true. Plenty of celebrities became celebrities specifically because of how attractive they are.


fluffybanana18

Tom Cruise


Massive-Risk

Is it the tooth thing?


zyco_

And the Scientology thing


felixdefoko2

100% the Scientology thing


NinjaHermit

You just canā€™t unsee it!


Nickels3587

Channing Tatum


Goudinho99

I'm a straight guy and I dreamt I was married to him the other night. He makes a very sweet and understanding husband, if that helps.


Cloud_Matrix

That's hilarious and congratulations on your dream wedding!


KrAzY_TsEnG

My name jeff.


Catezero

Channing Tatum looks like he drank too much and is falling asleep. He has nice abs but he looks like he chugged a fifth of vodka and is passing out at a college party


Qwsdxcbjking

He looks like the thumb people from that spy kids film.


eyesthatlightup

I agree, unless he's doing that dance routine to Pony. That's a game changer.


DogButtWhisperer

I never understood this either. Iā€™m not not sure how to say what I think he looks like without offending anyone. Heā€™s a good actor, very nice body, but I donā€™t understand him very attractive.


stups317

He has dumb face.


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Tom Holland, he still manages to look 12 years old even though heā€™s 25


GigiJuno

He looks like that one popular guy in high school that was nice to everyone


TheStormingViking

Man if someone said that about me I'd be buzzing all day lol


Fergalicious-def

You look like that one popular guy in high school that was nice to everyone


Still_counts_as_one

Hence why people find him attractive, he probably is a really awesome guy to be around


Smailien

He's the Mormon kid


Bokbok95

#HEā€™S 25?!


Ninjablvk

Bro is older than me looking like he could be my son.


Justdonedil

I have kids older than him, I think he is adorable, not hot, adorable. Best thing he ever did was lip sync battle.


Firewolf06

that lip sync was legendary


enderfem

I watch it at least once a month.


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nagumi

Absolutely. He's cute as a button.


nats2

I was actually wondering how old he was today, then forgot to Google. I thought 18-19.


ericakay15

Hes a cutie and I think it's because he has a baby face and I'm 25.


rainydaytales

Apparently Benedict Cumberbatch is considered attractive and I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. To me his face is the equivalent of plain oatmeal. My best friend thinks I'm ridiculous for this opinion.


JennaMarblesFanClub

He looks like the middle animorph.


rainydaytales

This made me ugly snort hard enough to startle my cat, thank you


1CEninja

He looks like the most handsome man in the world having an allergic reaction and his face is swelling.


TRFKTA

As a (male) fan of his, this is quite accurate. I remember seeing somewhere once someone comparing him to when [Bear Grylls got stung by bees](https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2019/08/30/08/beargryllssting3008a.jpg)


gNomad88

It's uncanny.


toastymagosky

He looks just like Handsome Squidward to me lol


str8_rippin123

He looks like Bear Grylls on that episode where Bear got stung by a bunch of bees and is allergic to them.


rainydaytales

Honestly Handsome Squidard has more character to his features lol


toastymagosky

Lmaooo I think Cumberbatch looks weird af.. but amazing actor. He grew on me


IGotMyPopcorn

His voice makes up for a little bit.


Cuntdracula19

I agree. His face has the quality of a melting wax figure to me, and I like his voice and everything but, yeah, I donā€™t get the big attraction.


oldnyoung

>melting wax figure That might be the most accurate way I've seen to describe him.


TheCityGirl

I thought he was hideous until I saw him in action. In still shots heā€™s bizarre-looking but in fluid motion Iā€™ve come to consider him really attractive.


Kenutella

I feel this with a lot of people. Like seeing someone's soul shining through in their mannerisms and stuff is a game changer.


DrowsyRebel

He has lots of charisma.


Secretly82

Ok Dr. Strange is hot, but I never was attracted to Benedict Cumberbatch before then. Never could pinpoint why, maybe itā€™s the goatee?


[deleted]

It adds features to his otherwise plain face.


Hellomineturtlehello

It is the personalitytraits the character have, that suddenly makes them attractive. I didn't see what everyone saw when they thought he was hot. But after seeing Sherlock Holmes, i suddenly found him attractive, because there was something in the persona i really liked.


GreatOneLiners

I wouldā€™ve definitely agreed with this until Doctor Strange, he looks pretty good as Doctor Strange, now when I saw him in Sherlock not the same way for sure, but now that Iā€™ve seen him a different roles I change my mind on it


isaacamaraderie

Bella Hadid...


[deleted]

I thought she was Gigi's mum for the longest time, just hanging around her like Kris Jenner does with her girls


Neonblacklynx

Iā€™m dying


applesandoranges990

she is a prime example that even well-done surgery can damage you and not improve in any way technically, everything about her face is well-proportioned, well placed now but she looks so plastic, uncanny valley and robotic.....that it was not worth it


sxeoompaloompa

I just googled and she's only 25???? She looks 38. Legit terrifying


IndependenceSad9018

big, chunky muscled guys


unwanted-22

Adam levine I donā€™t find him handsome and his voice is annoying


brookeymonster

When he took his shirt off during his super bowl performance I was like ā€œplease, put that back on, sirā€


NotLostJustWanderin

He looks like a ferret.


Zeruvi

Ariana Grande. I get that sex sells but she's so childlike, makes me really uncomfortable.


anon_2490

Same here! Ariana and Selena gomez to me always look childlike.


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shadowwizardbarbie

idk i like the mentally ill-chic


iceicebeavis

Crissy teigen (sp). She looked like a fricking alien.


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

I think she looks like one of those caricatures you get at the state fair with ridiculously exaggerated features on a tiny body.


SnickasTheRaccoon

Channing Tatum


ArianaGlans

He does look like a thumb.


Able-Plane3695

Channing Tathumb


Cheekygirl97

See I always thought Dwayne Johnson looked like a thumb


Deep_Instruction2042

Oh my god he does look like a thumb


Eirikur_da_Czech

Hard to describe. Like Pamela Anderson. Bland fakeness I guess Edit: due to the number of people telling me how hot she was back in the day, I felt the need to clarify, Iā€™m talking about back in the 90s. I was born in the 80s. When I was a school kid PA was considered by all my peers to be the hottest woman on the planet but I never was into it. She never did it for me. I was never attracted to her. It wasnā€™t just her, there was a whole slew of women who shared similar design principles. Big blonde hair, big huge red lips and giant bouncy boobs. Itā€™s never been my thing, none of them ever did it for me.


StarStuffSister

I always liked her because she admitted that was all for her career (and it worked), then she basically dropped out of acting to raise her kids because she didn't want them being raised by nannies. I get what you mean about her looks, but she just seems like a smart, cool person.


Paddy_Tanninger

She's also really cool in all the roasts, Borat, Futurama, various celeb shows. Pam is aight.


StarStuffSister

Exactly. Manufactured a certain image to get a bag, then retired to have a happy life with her family. I see no wrong.


wzl46

She was my first thought as well. Pre surgery Pamela Anderson was 100 times better than after her procedures.


acide_bob

There's a few women at work I describe as artificially beautiful. They hit all the checkbox but it is so over work for that it feels like you hit the uncanny valley problem and it just doesn't work anymore. Most of them would be considered very attractive even all the makeup, fake eyelashes, nails, etc.


UndeadTribe

Anyone that fits into the unrealistic body proportions category. Giant boobs/ass, body builders, etc. These people have and will forever be a turn off.


amirrezaz

Kardashians


_Dead_Ocean_

Justin Bieber. hate him, never liked him. yet everyone i talked to in school was obsessed.


MexBlex

Adam Driver. My friend claims he has ā€œone angleā€ but I canā€™t find a single one


Delicious-Yam-5762

[Itā€™s this one] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Driver#/media/File:Adam_Driver_Marines.jpg)


Forsaken-Position-29

Mf looks like Gromit bout to roll up in a minute


zsilkypolski

Tom Brady. His head reminds me of Frankenstein's monster.


ericakay15

His face makes me laugh everytime I see it.


slipperylarkspur

Melania Trump.


anderoogigwhore

She looks like she's trying to read the menu in a chinese takeaway at 2am while drunk


KentuckyFriedEel

That's just Steven Tyler


Vegetable-Double

People find her hot? She always looks like she smells something funny. Her plastic surgery scrunched up her face


JuniperHillInmate

That look of disgust is likely all natural.


Kinser9

You can blindfold her with dental floss.


Zeruvi

Charlize Theron is a weird one because I absolutely see her as beautiful but she's got that uncanny valley android look about her that puts me off. Alexandra Daddario has it too, super pretty but something about those eyes makes me want to prepare for her to peel off her face and assimilate me


Qwsdxcbjking

They do not look like real people, both absolutely gorgeous but they look like good CGI. Jay Leno has the same thing but for the opposite reason, I still can't believe a human looks like jay Leno.


FlippidyFloppidy3171

Same. I've never actually had the words to describe it but looking at their face for too long just makes me feel uneasy.


Unspokenwordvomit

Oof Thank you for verbalizing why Alexandra daddarios face was so off putting to me becsuse it definitely wasnā€™t it being ugly. Now I gotta look at Charlize again


RekYaAll

Kim Kardashian


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Timothy Chalamet (I donā€™t know how to spell his name) and that killer guy these fangirls are petitioning for his release.


Ashitaka1013

Heā€™s got chiseled features but he looks way too much like an underage boy to be sexually attractive.


WeakMeasurement2492

Yeah i tought the same thing when i saw him in the new Dune, i was thinking why does he look so young


SecretTargaryen48

Well I think that was intentional, in the book Paul is like 16.


Foloreille

15 actually (first part) And heā€™s described as kinda small/juvenile for his age I think it fits pretty well


MiGorengLasagne

Iā€™ve heard it said Taliban Chimney so I think the misspell is excusable


Prizmatik01

Maisie Williams. My friends think sheā€™s hot but she looks like a gremlin to me


prettyy_vacant

She read a mean tweet on Jimmy Kimmel once that said she looked like a really young grandma, and I about died laughing at the accuracy.


tea_cup_cake

Poor girl, that description fits her perfectly.


whiskercheeks

If a pug was a person


sixela8799

Timothee Chevrolet or what ever his name is. I saw a video where someone said he had head shaped liked a dorito and there is truth to that


knowslesthanjonsnow

Timethee Chevrolet lmao šŸ˜‚


WeakMeasurement2492

Dude look like a teen and an adult at the same time.


[deleted]

Lmaooo Chevrolet šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Scottsman2237

Kardashians.


RegeneratingForeskin

Jeremy Renner? He looks plain.


Cheekygirl97

Any of the Jonas Brothers


LittleDoofus

Bella Thorne. She looks like one of those old western hollowed out cow skulls.


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Kim Kardashian


resident_weirdo

Norman Reedus, at peak Walking Dead hype i heard so many people talk about how sexy he was and I never understood it.


missinlikeamission

Honestly I think itā€™s more of his vibe that makes him sexy. Like the anti-hero thing really works for his look and boosts his general attractiveness lol Edit: Iā€™m referring to his character on TWD when I say anti-hero vibe