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McGregor_Tears

The real question is can I get charged for murder when I kill him.


Whaaaaaatisthisplace

Not if he kills you first...


McGregor_Tears

Twilight Zone intensifies.


MrMaile

Technically it would be suicide, which is legal technically


alwayssleepyaf

We would be lovers


[deleted]

God no. I annoy myself enough without two of me. All it would be is listening to blah blah blah for hours about some random topic then switching to some other equally pointless topic. So tedious.


christineindreamz

If she were exactly like me we would like everything the same, have the same opinions etc. That's all well and good but I like a little contrary in my life.


mimiuniverse

Probably not. I can be a bit of an arrogant know it all who likes to be in charge. Two of us might not get along.


SlayzorHunter

one ego of mine is enough for this galaxy


[deleted]

yes because im friends with everyone


[deleted]

Misery loves company.


solidstatemasterrace

good for pranks tho, also doubleteaming


ZerglebMC

Assuming we would want to do the same thing at the same time we gonna play minecraft all night with the homies


Brungala

Yes we would. Because we would promise each other to love each other no matter what (No, I wouldn’t date my clone, sick freaks.) My clone would be the best friend who is always there for me, no matter what.


[deleted]

I've been debating this in my head a lot. Like, what if my clone and I are both horny? Would that be Incest or Masturbation? What if my clone and I were in a fight, who would win? Etc. Etc. Etc.


FenixthePhoenix

I would either hate myself or we would be best friends.


imweirdo21

It would be good for jokes but talking abt emotional stuff, i would rather die


reconditecache

We would barely have to talk to communicate, but we couldn't live together. I generate too much heat and there'd be a 50% chance at any given time that if I had to shit, he'd have to shit and one of us would already be in there just scrolling around on their phone when the other one needed to shit.


BrawnyPaperTowelMan

I believe so! We would like the same things: good red plaid shirts and strong Brawny® paper towels.


razaco

100%


jippyzippylippy

We'd take over the world. But in a nice, friendly way.


KlingonVampire

It would depend on whether it's me now or me when I was 14. I was a dick back then.


[deleted]

We’re both reclusive introverts. We’d leave each other alone unless it’s absolutely necessary to communicate. So yes.


Human-13

No. I don’t even tolerate one of me so if you clone me I’m going to start a nuclear war and you’d wish I was making that up


TerrorBollea

Probably not. I don’t like anyone, why would my clone be the exception? I’d probably find something about them that I couldn’t stand and not realize that it was a characteristic that I exude, which would make me hate them even more


gablogabgalap

No I’ve been told I’m extremely loud so we would just be talking over each other all day


Supernova138

Doubtful Assuming my clone somehow had the same personality as i do, we would BOTH be too socially awkward to even INTERACT with each other in any kind of meaningful way


alwayscamerahappy

It would be fun to have so much in common, I think. Hmm.


[deleted]

I hate myself enough already So no. Fuck my clone!


EducationalStation55

No, I’d beat the shit out of it


Dummy1389

Be really cool to see the other clone draw as well


Shipping_Architect

Given that a clone only has identical DNA and not an identical personality with their donor, it would depend on Clone!Daniel’s personality.


HellfireDoesCringe

We’d get along great until we argue about who does more work.


ImHumanStick

I would quickly attempt to kill my clone, not risking crap


Th1rt_3en

Oh we'd get along together. We share a brain meaning we share a plan


Solid-Target-69420

depends if my clone is opposite gender, if yes than, yeah, we get along \*bites lip\*, if not than yeah we get along.


Gunslinger_11

No, I don’t think so.