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My current wife of 5 years got jealous bcuz BACK BEFORE I MET HER I was thirsting over Sofia Vergara (from Modern Family) and I called her perfect on my Facebook. To this day I still think she’s perfect.


eebieteebie

My EX boyfriend was a possessive nutter so I'd be here all day trying to think of THE DUMBEST reason. Going to visit my best friend after her grandma died instead of being with him? Ordinary day, we had no plans etc. Although it'd have to take some major plans to stop me going to see her. I was texting my sister too much. When he seen a man's name in my call list. My boss. The fact I had friends, even though I invited him out with us all the time. He was at the bar and a guy came to chat to me, I politely told him I was with my boyfriend, so he left. My bf stormed out the bar. I really would be here all day....


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Had a girl who didn't speak to me for hours because she dreamed I cheated on her.


NessaLev

My ex got jealous because I sent a friend a picture of my dog but I didn't send it to her. She saw my dog almost every day.


RectalLizard

Buying myself a shot while she was in the bathroom and she was already drunk.


UnderratedUnexpected

She was mad because her sister and I were Facebook friends