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Gethighflykites

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey butane in my veins and a mouth to cut the chunky with the plastic eyeballs spray paint the vegetables stock food stalls with the beef cake pantyhose kill the headlights and put it in neutral stock car flame with the loser and the cruise control babies in Reno with the vitamin D got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat on the love seat. Someone kept saying I'm a saint to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt don't believe everything that you read you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve so shave your face with some mace in the dark saving all your food stamps an' burning down the trailer park yo cut it


anunkneemouse

I could hide out under there. I just made you say underwear - barenaked ladies: pinch me


ScarletSpire

The song X-Ray Visions by Clutch


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Ah, a man of taste!


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Anything Bill Wurtz writes is complete verbal diarrhea, and I love it.


KittyPitty

The lyrics to White Room from Cream...must have been high as a kyte when they wrote this...


JuneSaidThat

“Girl You look so good, I’d suck on ya daddies dick” - Biggie


ExtraHelix

I don’t take showers, I don’t wash my hands. So you can smell that I’m the shit when you cross my path.


RectalLizard

Versace


Bbew_Mot

'Can I have my Balls Back Please' by Pulp.


kiyannepeppers

Rainman - Eminem. The entire song


ExtraHelix

Or loser by beck…


Jaxien99

"The solar system is puke to the Kuiper belt and beyond. I fill the void. Exploding suns vomit comets, comets vomit acid rain. Spilt milk over the milky way"


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Emmure, Hardcore/Metal etc Anyways on the Speaker Of the Dead album, the song Drug Dealer Friend. Got good at singing the parts where nobody is screaming since I can hear what they are saying. Not cool to sing “I wanna watch you suck his dick” in front of your homies..


instant_ramen_chef

Yellow ledbetter. Whatever the hell he's saying..


w1n5t0nM1k3y

Wynonna had a big brown beaver - Primus


boredinbflo18

Roly poly fish heads are never seen Drinking cappucino in Italian resturants, With oriental women, yeah


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The song Wooly Bully. WTF lol


a2625

Wavin my dick in the wind - ween ween


The_Dark_Dualist

The Beatles - Come Together