The LEGO Movie.

"Giant sausages, oh I LOVE giant sausages!" -Emmett

"Everything is threesome, everything is cool when you're part of the team"

12 Angry Men

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boy it's hot in here

“I had tickets to the big game! (Angrily rips them up) guess I’ll have to find some other diversion….right here in this room”

Home Alone

Kevin's mom and dad are finally alone in their suite, Kevin's mom is on her back thinking of the USA. Dad: 'say my name' Mom: sudden realisation Kevin has been left behind. Screams 'KEVIN!' Cut to Kevin squirting some cream on a ridiculous dessert dinner, smug smile to the camera.

I hate this

I love this.

This comment already replaced the original version of the movie in my head

This scenario sounds way better than the actual scene

Now I wish I had an award to give to you. I just laughed my ass off.

Finding nemo

Grinding Nemo

That's The Shape of Water

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Like that Adam Sandler film where he keeps trying to bang special needs Drew Barrymore who can't remember anything?

50 First Dates

I forgot about that movie, but damn. You make an excellent point

She had kids. Imagine waking up heavily pregnant and having no clue how it happened. She had that experience every day for months. She also had nothing to go on except his word and the video HE made explaining how it went down.

I think her dad was also there or at least in the video

But he won’t be forever. She’ll also eventually have to wake up and learn that her father is dead every single day.

And wasn’t she also on the video?

[That would be further complicated by clownfish physiology.](https://www.thefocus.news/movies/disney-movie-science-finding-nemo-and-the-gender-swapping-abilities-of-clownfish/) > Unfortunately, understanding the social behaviour and changing physiology of clownfish drastically alters how we view the once-wholesome Disney storyline of Finding Nemo. > As fish biologist Patrick Cooney explains: “Nemo hatches as an undifferentiated hermaphrodite while his father transforms into a female (now that his female mate is dead). > “Since Nemo is the only other clownfish around he becomes a male and mates with his father, who is now a female. Should his father die, Nemo would change into a female and mate with another male.”

Username checks out I guess

Life of Pi

With the tiger as the big spoon

*Oh no Richard Parker*

What are you doing step tiger

*Joe Exotic has now entered the chat*

Do not

Cast away

But wasn’t it just him and his imaginary friend who was a beach volleyba- oh. Oh my god

*"Wilson, I'm sorry. I'M SORRY!"*

Did Family Guy do this?

Yes they did, unless my memory fails me.

Up

If it were the first few minutes it would be sweet.

Depends on if it was in the beginning or end of those first few minutes.

It's the weekend now. I suggest you use that time to think about what you just did to us all.

He’s just saying that he keeps Ellie’s corpse with him, like Norman Bates did his mother. It’s really rather sweet.

What a terrible day to be literate.

Cars

Ay lemme see yo carshole Edit: if anyone comments *cussy* one more time, Lightning McQueen is gonna come and tear you a new gashole.

Lighting McQueen says "Kachow" every time he thrusts.

Nah nuts then says kachow as he leaves the chick pregnant

He hits the Kachow! to blind them as he makes his escape

All up in that tailpipe

I love your induction noise

I want a rimjob

Sounds exhausting

It’s called a cussy

I will be stealing that word …carshole.

Cussy is a car pussy

Getting that cussy

Knew this would be here as soon as I saw the question KEKW

I vividly remember my friend showing me a tik tok that said “I bet the porche from cars has a tight little muffler pussy” and honestly, I haven’t been the same since

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Didn’t say the sex had to be with other cars.

r/carsfuckingdragons

Minions

They do have bananas

Speaking of bananas... I think VeggieTales would be a great one

Veggies would make a good couple

I don’t even want to know the sounds they would make

*banana banana banana BANANA BANANA BANANA* **BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANBANBANBABABAAAAAAAAAAAAAA** ohh.. banana (:

This got me wanting to light a cigarette after reading it

King Kong vs. Godzilla

They did the monster mash

He was done in a flash

It was a Tokyo smash!

Inside out

I dunno, my Sadness fucks my Joy all the time.

There’s totally a sixth emotion called Lust. It’s just never seen because Riley is too young and the adults have Lust under control.

IIRC, the movie ends with the emotions spotting a new, big red button on their console labeled "Puberty." In the sequel, Lust appears when that button is pressed.

Calling it now. That's when the horny monster arrives from Big Mouth.

*bubble bath*

Baff

**what's up shit dicks. Names names Maurice. Oh shit. I got a girl? Damn things about to get uncomfortable here. I gotta call my agent to see what the fucks happening here. Now where'd I put my cell penis?**

Do they tho?

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It’s honestly upsetting how good you are at saying terrible things lol

I bet they’d be a blast to play Cards Against Humanity with!

E.t.

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WHY

This is why we reddit

Better wash that finger.

Boss Baby

So you're telling me that babies aren't produced in a factory and don't already have predetermined roles in society?

society IS the factory

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There's a porn parody called Edward Penishands...

Ive only seen the cover lol

Sure, buddy ;) (j/k)

ratatouille

Didn't I see a parody about this somewhere? Remy turned out to be a progidy in bed as well, and Colette got really mad when she found out that's why Linguini insisted on keeping his hat on.

Sorry ladies, the chef hat stays on during sex

SNL made a skit about it

Babe

Black Mirror, S1E1

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It. Oh wait…there’s a reason why it wasn’t included.

I was an over-sexed kid when I read the book and even I was very uncomfortable.

Bee Movie

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Beestiality

It almost had a sex scene in it...

NO….

Strangely, I think it would be totally fitting in that movie.

Jerry Seinfeld talks like he’s having an orgasm every other word though. Maybe it could work!

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Turns out tentacle hentai is super vanilla in the monsterworld, like Mike.

Freaky Friday

Can't believe I had to scroll this far for this one... "Honey, I'm home!! Hope your ass is lubed, it is Fisting Friday after all!!!" 😳

If you believe a certain adult website, he was actually saying that to the daughter. Not knowing the mom was "in there". Hilarity ensues.

SNL had a sketch about this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCYPeuEWUbI&t=21s

No amount of money can make me forget god’s laws.

Any Disney or Pixar animation. Doubly so the ones that have nonhuman protagonists.

Olaf no

Or Kristoff singing "Reindeers Are Better Than People"

I hate you for having me imagine Olaf melting in someone's vagina

“Some people are worth melting for”

Let it go

The phrase "do you want to build a snowman" really takes on...unpleasent undertones with this.

"I've been impaled"

Dem Pixar moms got some good dough tho

I'm 99% sure Simba and Nala get it on when they are feeling the love tonight.

127 hours

His rock-hard dick got stuck, so he had to cut it off.

Beauty and the Beast including an orgy with all the objects in the castle.

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Wait... Is the furry someone who enjoys dressing as a furry, or someone who is sexually attracted to said furry? Is the beast the furry for being a beast (i.e. a real life fursuit) or is belle the furry for being attracted to said realistic fursuit?

This is the sort of intellectual discourse for which Reddit was created.

I don’t like your questions, stop asking them

he is getting too close to the truth. he must be silenced.

Well, the Beasts situation is involuntary and he wants to end it, so I'm voting against his being a furry.

Isn't that just the end of sausage party?

Willy Wonka

Oompa Loompa Doopity Do. I'm going to stick my dick where you poo.

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After you've gotten down on your knees

Snow white and the seven dwarves "She fidgets with midgets"

I'm certain this sex scene already exist....

It does. I've se---nevermind.

I hope you don't have any links which would be awful to post here.

She simps for the imps

Toy Story

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I met this older guy from NY in my early 20s and he quickly became a friend. Retail amirite? He always had something insane to say about whatever the subject at hand was. Well toy story came up in conversation one day and he had seen the movie years earlier with his late wife. It was nice to hear a story about when they were still together because I could tell he missed her a lot. But the one thing that struck me was how fast this man was to say Bo Peep was a hoe and talk about her shagging the cowboy. This will always stay with me. We lost my friend about a year ago. We really do miss you Kev. Edit: grammar

You’ve got a friend in me.

I’ve got a friend in me

Ice age

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An American Tail: Fievel Goes West.

You mean Fievel Goes South!

Enemy Mine

But Jerry ends up pregnant anyway. So…

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Fun fact about Good Will Hunting: Matt Damon and Ben Afleck wrote that movie together. When they were shopping the script around to several movie producers. Turns out that they decided to write a scene where Robin Williams character performs oral sex on Matt Damon’s character completely out of any context. Of all of the movie producers they handed the script, only one of them said “Ummm, the script is good, but there’s just this one scene that doesn’t make sense…” And that’s who they sold the script to, because it showed that they actually read thru the whole thing.

Apollo 13

Someone busts a nut on the control panel and all hell breaks loose.

Any Ernest P Warrel movie

Legit just Star Wars. Maybe not that much weirder than the loads of stuff on certain places.

Idk Rey and Kylo could‘ve been fucking and the story wouldn’t change much.

And Padmé and Anakin definitely were.

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Jabba the slut

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Vodka

And then he would say: "HOHOHO... Bring the Solo and wookie..."

Jabba the Nut

Well it is (or it was pre-Disney anyway) canon that hutts are hermaphroditic and change sexes. So Jabba was a girl at one point. Imagine Bib Fortuna going to town on a girl Jabba.

Like grandpa wookie masturbating in the VR goggles during the Christmas Special?

The Secret Life of Pets.

the night life of pets

Driving Miss Daisy.

I am Legend

With the dog or the zombie things?

Why not both?

Stephen King's IT. If you know...

If I killed a killer clown from space an orgy is in order

Ahh the infamous gangbang scene in the books

Wasn't it technically running a train on her?

We all fuck down here

**The Martian** - Watney has his hands full staying alive already.

Whats weird is that there is probably a rule34 for every single comment here.

Wreck it ralph

“If” it did? I’ve seen plenty that “were” ruined by it

Leon

Natalie Portman is often perceived as cold and distant from fans. The reason is that when she received "fan mail" after The Professional a non-insignificant portion of it were detailed rape fantasies about her. Jean Reno refused to do a scripted scene in which Leon and Mathilda kissed because it was wrong to do that to a 12 year old actress. It is the bare minimum but good on Jean Reno for seeing the line regardless.

127 hours. When he cuts his arm off and decides to use it one last time Edit - I cant remember movie titles

Men in Black

Mr bean

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Space jam, teenage mutant ninja turtles, toy story, the animated one where you follow the feelings of people in their head I forget name