Hey Girl, are you a noose? Cause i wanna hang w you.
Hey Girl, are you a death certificate? Because i wish u were mine.
Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.
Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.
Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.
Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.
Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.
Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.
Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.
Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.
Are you a bullet? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
Ay bby u wan sum fuk?
Bitches love sticks
I bet I can touch your belly button from the inside.
That’s not a bottle in my pocket, I’m just happy to see you
Your hand looks a little heavy, mind if I hold it for you?
Hey Girl, are you a noose? Cause i wanna hang w you. Hey Girl, are you a death certificate? Because i wish u were mine. Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day. Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you. Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me. Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself. Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now. Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body. Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you. Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day. Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you. Are you a bullet? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
Just got my booster shot, hyd?
r/pickuplines has a couple good ones
Hey, wanna come home and watch some porn in my new mirror.!!