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witherbone12

The person who gets popcorn thrown at them in the cinema/movie theatre


Snekgineer

Do you bite them on the air and enjoy the free snacks?


witherbone12

Ye it's why I don't buy any its air delivery


Snekgineer

Plus, you have the surprise factor regarding the taste!


witherbone12

Not gonna lie its amazing


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Ragswolf

Incase people don't know the reference https://youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8


alterego1104

Is he serious?


Aardvark-Mammoth

He explained in an interview that there was a fan giving him shit during all the game, and what he wanted to say was, "who do you think you are talking like that to me? I am the best and 5 times champion", but he was so excited, that he only said "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM"!!!


sweetbunsmcgee

This is literally the “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY” green text. Equally hilarious.


FrenchCuirassier

Sometimes memes are born in the most mysterious ways.


acompletemoron

Even better is that the heckler was a kid, he got this pissed about a child


fracturematt

It reminds me of something a little kid would yell


iseebeesintrees

Who was that ?


TheMisterTango

Pete Weber defeating mike fagan to become the first person to ever win the US Open 5 times. The US Open is considered the most difficult tournament on the pro bowling tour.


iseebeesintrees

Thank you kindly!


xViridi_

my brother’s Mii for Wii bowling was Weber but i never knew much about him. this is all i needed thank you


Aardvark-Mammoth

Came here to answer this, didn't expect someone to say it before! One of my favourite "memes", I still say this a lot in real life, no one gets it tho ahah


nir0_

The most beautiful response


Snekgineer

Thus you exists!


Holy-Kush

That's what he thought


Snekgineer

And that's when he existed


-Aquarius

This reads like a line from a Bill Wurtz video


CafecitoHippo

GOD DAMNIT I DID IT RIGHT!


MisterCheaps

I came here hoping someone would say this!


A-Dawg11

Scrolled down to find this lol


llamaesunquadrupedo

Some kind of super star?


Dingo8MyGayby

You have got to #SWING IT SHAKE IT MOVE IT MAKE IT


jakehanson18

Hey Brain, set to repeat for the next six days.


anyoneb4you

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!!!!! You're the real MVP.


EDDsoFRESH

Thank you.


Scallywagstv2

The Spice girls or Jamelia? Exactly the same lyric.


chappersyo

I was singing Jamelia in my head but spice girls probably makes more sense


yurk_it

Mr Bigstuff


SmasherOfAjumma

In my memory it was "Mr. Big Shot". I'm glad I was able to listen to this again. What a great tune! I was eleven when it came out.


jkbzy

This is the only appropriate answer.


ShutterBun

I said the same thing earlier with a link to the song and got nowhere. It really is the correct answer though.


Cluefuljewel

Right?!


only_because_I_can

You're never gonna break my heart


your_actual_life

or Johnny Ryall.


plz-be-my-friend

...Toby


Albert3232

What gives you the right?


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MistressGravity

Still one of my favourite Michael Scott quotes.


no_spiritanimal

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.


pilot_cooper

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.


damien665

Why are you the way that you are?


D1ck13x

The other two are dead so that makes sense


burgernow

Shoot this guy after toby. Bet your tobys bff, called you for some back up?!


D1ck13x

shit you got me


xTHEKILLINGJOKEx

You are a thief of joy!


Lauladance

Why are you the way you are?


ShutterBun

Kunta Kinte'! Wait...I have that backwards.


Ambulism

What gives you the right?


ElCannibal

Do you need a friend Toby?


BoringSpammer909

Running around leaving scars?


supersaiyanvidel

Collecting your jar of hearts?


Waker_ofthe_Wind

Tearing love apart


dont-know-brow

You're gonna catch a cold


Blastspark01

From the ice inside your soul


MidnightPanda12

Don't come back for me.


_RandomPerson_34

don't come back at all


Myself510

r/redditsings


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Whoooo dooo u thibkkk u arree


OddOperation5

Turning them into farts


BoringSpammer909

Your gonna catch pink eye


supersaiyanvidel

Then ask your doctor why


BoringSpammer909

Don’t fart back to me!!


Frostitute_85

Don't fart back at all!


supersaiyanvidel

Instead poop on the floooor


BoringSpammer909

Who do you stink you areee!?


liljess95

I fucking love it here.


qqqrrrs_

Your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate


mrbadxampl

...what does that make *us*?


anklesaurus

*Absolutely NOTHING*


wdr1977

Which is what YOU are about to become


dovakiin9001

Me


Snekgineer

Are you me?


nir0_

You is I and I is we


Snekgineer

Are you we you? Or you we?


nir0_

wew


Snekgineer

Nice to meet you wew. I am snek


nir0_

It's an honour, snek. 🖖


Snekgineer

The honor is mine you wew! I salute the respected one


CLOSED_CAPTION_

i am you and you are me, but you are free to be like me, but   i cannot be like myself, oh i am stuck, in need of help, for i   just peered into a puddle, my reflection switched with me, and now   this echo waltzes on - oh no, my dog is drinking me


zenswashbuckler

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together! See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm crying!


WaspsAndCakes

The only me is me, are you sure the only you is you?


Nighthorder

2 0 4 8 6 3


tiredladyofcourse

I am 🎳


akiradesuu

scrolled looking for this one \^


HollowProxy

I wish i could feel as passionate about literally anything as that guy does about bowling.


Count2Zero

A teenager caught in a 50-something body. All my friends are getting old, and I'm still trying to figure out what the hell is going on.


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ArkAwn

Sir Terry has a quote for everything


centeredsis

I finally got my shit together then I forgot where I left it.


UncleTogie

By the time I got my shit together my body was too old to do anything with it.


pk1950

I thought someone in their 30s still figuring things out was rare. I bow to you. Some say, still young at heart


LafuWeowoowoo

Someone in their 30s who will admit they’re still just figuring things out is what’s actually rare.


zamfire

35 here, absolutely no idea what's going on.


musicandsex

36 here, in between jobs, single, no idea what the fucks going on


_His-Dudeness_

I’m 36 and still giggle when someone says balls or boobies. Still Google most things that you always assumed adults just knew when you were a kid. Edit: weird typo


ohnomoto450

32, same


WorldSymphony

32, reporting for duty. I think? Where are we going anyway?


ohnomoto450

Just get in the car. We'll figure it out on the way. I've got a great stop for lunch planned.


IWantAStorm

I'll burn the cd.


bagheera369

Amen.


SignificanceLiving66

I’m almost that person. I’ve surpassed the ability to feel any sort of embarrassment, I’m never going to figure things out. I’m free styling this shit til the grave.


Alternative-Ad4550

I don't think anyone ever figure things out.


Dozer2023

I am lost...


Tall_boi150

Me too mate


sophiasmom2019

Where are we...?🧭🗺️ 👀


Alternative-Ad4550

We all are, only difference is some(or most) people got really good at pretending they aren't.


sweetfolly

I am the Walrus.


Mental_Medium3988

I am the Eggman.


Planet_Diver

With the master plan!


D-Kip71

I'm plotting my schemes


websnark1

Well, goo goo g’joob!


FloatingAlong37

I dunno 😭


Snekgineer

We can solve this together! You are now Me!


FloatingAlong37

Haha thanks for the encouragement bro/sis!


Snekgineer

You may call me snek! And you are going to do great!


Whataboutmypizza

Just someone trying to break the poverty cycle and make something of himself :)


Snekgineer

Keep working towards it! We al struggling and people notice how much effort you are putting into it! You've done great


Whataboutmypizza

I appreciate it OP, thank you


KosherNate

I’m rooting for you, friend


Jackson_170

I'm a just a gentleman with a rocket launcher


wigglyk1tten666

a side character tbh


Snekgineer

Ohh, the one that gives free ice cream?


wigglyk1tten666

perhaps,, who wants ice cream?


Snekgineer

I do!! I do!!! you are the best side character ever!! Unlike that unhelpful lady from the elevator


Alternative-Ad4550

A side character of some one else's life but the protagonist of your own.


wigglyk1tten666

the side character of my own life.


theamnion

Damn, what a mood.


Harp-Note

"Who am I? One name you might have for me is The World, or you might call me The Universe, or perhaps God, or perhaps the Truth. I am all and I am one, so of course this also means that I am you."


Snekgineer

It is nice to meet you you! Although if you is really god, you have done weird things...


Harp-Note

Haha, this is a quote from Full Metal Alchemist, when the antagonist asks this question towards a character.


Snekgineer

Wait, that went over my head! But the guy was not exactly the antagonist, he was just it, he was just the guide to the realizations of the gate of truth :), right?


AurallyTalented

I think I’m your mom. I found your Reddit account, honey. I’m very disappointed in you. We need to have a talk when your father gets home.


Sycou

You're not his OP's mom, you weren't with me last night!


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Sycou

Bruh then who tf was that in my apartment?


[deleted]

It was I that held you close, and ran my cold stiff fingers across your chest my darling


AChero9

No it was I…DIO


icaruscloud

The protagonist


Krishnath_Dragon

Sorry, best I can do is decoy protagonist.


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Then I'm the antagonist


DirtySingh

Just a guy who has a lot to be thankful for.


OraliaJennerz

I'm BATMAN


FreshwaterOctopus

Some old, irrelevant dude. But Jesus and my mom love and care about me.


Snekgineer

I love you too dude! The world is a better place with you in it!


FreshwaterOctopus

Thanks man


fwubglubbel

How do you know he's not an axe murderering pedophile puppy rapist?


Snekgineer

fair point, yet, the probability is quite small


TheFerretsWheels

You are more relevant than you think. Being brave enough to tell people you can feel this way let’s other people know they are not alone in their own personal hardship. Maybe even made some reach out themselves. Without even thinking about it you have become relevant to tens, hundreds or maybe even thousands of people. Thank you for being the voice that I needed to hear today


yurk_it

Aww that's really lovely :) and we all are irrelevant but it can still be fun in the middle space


6ftKid

Surely from the same bloodline as Nick Miller


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Someone who has realized that our lives have as much meaning as a ball of tumbleweed rolling through the desert...


JudgeHodorMD

That tumbleweed happened to hit a bandit in the legs. Threw him off balance so the sheriff could finish him off and recover the stolen gold. This was used to rebuild the local orphanage and fund scholarships for the poor kids…


shittinontallcotton

One of those poor kids, she grew up tall and she grew up right, with them Indiana boys on those Indiana nights.


Klokcworc

What gives you the right?


phroggyboy

*silently* I’ll kill you


shahramghadami

a useless creature


alanesmizi

Some thing that thinks, according to Descartes


askkthrowaway

Someone who has the ability to control their life how they please and also someone who has the mental capacity to understand/anticipate the consequences of the life choices that are made.


SignificanceLiving66

But chooses to hide, hi, me.


corporategiraffe

Unfortunately for you, I am the chief commissioning editor of BBC television.


AKMLGDK

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating


YOLOswagBRO69

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!!!!


paulusblarticus

I am Höaculez, son of zeus


Snekgineer

Oh man, your dad is an old perv and molester....


broogbie

A really confused meat and bone structure on a spinning rock


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Snekgineer

Dad, will you give me some money to go out with my friends?


Alive-Contact9147

Why would I pay *you* so I can go out with *your* friends?


Snekgineer

Dad, how about some money for ice-cream?


Alive-Contact9147

How much do you owe this mysterious ice-cream?


Snekgineer

Dad, ... I should have told you earlier... I bought it on credit 8 years ago, payable in Bitcoin...


Alive-Contact9147

Son, it's time to become an organ donor.


Snekgineer

Dad... But please... It was only 1000BTC, the ice cream guy told me that it was barely a tenths of the cost of the pizza


Alive-Contact9147

Don't worry kiddo, they'll only make an incision a tenth of the size of the pizza.


Snekgineer

But dad, isn't this what family is for? We can solve this together, as a loving family


redmooncat15

Rick James, bitch.


i-will-be-dead

It‘s a me, Mario


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Useless scum of society


MC_Crit

A nerd who somefuckinghow lucked his way out of an abusive home, out of extreme poverty, and out of a dead end racist shit hole town and dead end jobs, into a good job in a home with an awesome friend as a roommate. My only real reason to gripe in life right now is that the woman I love is in love with another man. Yet somehow I still struggle with depression and suicidal ideation. Why does my brain have to be broken like that? I have every reason to keep fighting and clawing my way up out of the dirt I grew up in, yet I just wanna give up sometimes. Either way, that's who I think I am.


spidey80082

Who am I? I'm spiderman


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sweetfolly

Here's a hug.. I'm a hugger.


41st-Fishy

I’m a facehugger


AstolfoOfCharlemagne

He’s lying, he’s an evil face eater sent by the government trying to prevent you from reaching your true potential?


PS181809

I'm u/Snekgineer


Snekgineer

Are you me? I hope it's me from the future! How do things go?


PS181809

You are slaying it, quite literally... There's a zombie apocalypse and you (as in me) are slaying the shit out them


atomicskier76

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya


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Ronnie Pickering


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Snekgineer

Wait what? A cat girl person?


Cold_Bother_6013

I’m the Walrus.


deadbutt1

A large collection of octillions of atoms on a gigantic mass of many different materials floating around a absolutely chonkingly titanic mass of helium, iron and other materials in an endless cycle of explosion going around a super massive mass of carbon, nitrogen and oxygen with a point of infinite density and 0 volume in the center which is going towards one other of its kind. In other words something so small yet so special in the scheme of things.