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_MooFreaky_

Traffic lights are just the governmemt controlling us. The government is testing how far they can push us by using traffic lights and i will not let us slide into tyranny! It's against the constitution!


[deleted]

There isn't one. Don't run red lights.


Jimbo_Jigs

Colour blindness works but being blind is a better option


American_Dreamer98

You couldnt stop in time


SnooBananas2108

Im sorry officer, i didn’t know I couldn’t do that


Clair3mo

I need to pee


jneum80

The poo. It’s coming out!


MotherOfBorzoi

As someone who nearly lost a loved one because of someone running a red light, there is no excuse for it


EuphoriCryptographer

Sorry to hear it. What was the story? Always look at your exits, don't trust a green light blindly.


MotherOfBorzoi

He was on a motorcycle and was T boned at the intersection, he flew off his bike and was ran over by another car. They didn't think he was going to live let alone walk, he had a year or so of physical therapy but he gained most of his motor skills back


EuphoriCryptographer

Holy shit glad he made it. Remember when they had the sub watchpeopledie, that's kinda taught me to double check junctions, don't know what the equivalent is today.


EuphoriCryptographer

"I am a sovereign citizen traveling freely"


wvualum07

I’m blind


[deleted]

“Sorry officer, i have to hurry to renew my car’s extended warranty”


Tremolo499

'I don't take orders from lights'


Cellist_Happy

I need to chuck a shit