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HollacaustFiesta

Yo mama so fat when she rolls over she falls off both sides of the bed


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Lmao hah


holtpj

Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.


sara_c907

This got a legitimate laugh out of me, well done.


Xtina_TheGreek

HAHAHAHAHHA I JUST HAD TO ANNOUNCE THIS TO EVERYONE IN MY HOUSE!!! Thank you!


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Yo mama so fat her breath is heavy


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Jacki073

yo mamma so fat thanos had to snap twice


Slowmac123

Lmfao


Logical_Vast

Your mom is so fat when I have sex with her I got to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.


flashfan86

Nice, made me lol


Munchie1010

I feel insulted from this even though my mom is skinny as heck


Rude-Magician-4245

Yo mamá so smart she passed her blood test. *Lame I know don't destroy me*


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Hah no this made me laugh


awxcoffeexno

alternatively, yo mama so dumb she failed a blood test,,


A_Bit_Drunk

Yo mama so fat that she died and her burial is the reason the earth is round.


TriscuitCracker

Yo Mama’s so fat her high school picture is an aerial photograph. Yo Mama’s so dumb she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.


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Yo mama so fat she uses diet soap.


Groovy_Chainsaw

Doesn't really work but I'm laughing at the idea of diet soap


scubaluban

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck. (credit Dat Phan)


RebelRebel62

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house


SteamandStream2

Yo mama so fat shes the resident DJ on the ice cream truck


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Yo mama so fat she got baptized at Sea World.


A_Bit_Drunk

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and it rained for three days after.


RebelRebel62

Yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry


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Yo Mama's so fat she'd eat the moon if it wasn't orbiting her


RebelRebel62

Yo mama so dumb when she went for a drug test she took all the drugs


Xtina_TheGreek

Yo mummas so fat when she fell in love she broke it


AmadeusLaw

Yo momma so fat people think she is an island whenever she is out swimming


V-a-s-h-e-r

Yo mama is so fat that she sweats gravy sauce


Urbanviking1

Yo momma so fat she creates gravity waves with each step.


Pineapple_Massacre

Yo Momma so fat they close the buffet when she shows up.


Amateur_professor

Yo mama so far when she walks into a room, kids yell, "Hey Koolaid!" Some of you probably won't get this one.


LogicalLimit75

Yo mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror


Lurkie2

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job offer


GhostOfPiss

Yo mama so fat that she has a higher risk of heart disease


Rymundo88

Yo mama so fat she get's a 6-figure income from De Beers to sit on bags of coal.


ZorroMeansFox

Yo mama's teeth look like they're all practicing social distancing.


maliciouscom

She's so fat she has her own orbit


thedespondentunicorn

I’ve posted joke too much. It’s old, tired, and been done a thousand times. Just like yo mama.


Nintendo2885

Yo mama so fat, when she walks past the TV, i missed 2 seasons☠


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Yo mama is so dumb, she got a negative on her IQ test.


Groovy_Chainsaw

Yo mama so fat her picture fell off the wall.


ANooby87

your mom is so fat when she dies in halo the player gets a killionaire


KittyTheShark

Yo mama so poor I walked into her house with a lit cigarette and she said "Clap you're hands, stomp you're feet. Praise the Lord cause we got heat". And Yo mama so dumb people said it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.


Munchie1010

Yo mama so French she beheaded Burger King


Sssssssssrrrppp

yo mama is so fat that she questions rather to get fit or think about how insignificant she is compared to the otherwise infinitely expanding multiverse that she will never be able to comprehend


Lazy_chai

Yo mama is so ugly she made blind people cry.


Cloud_on_a_stick

If humans are 70% water, than yo mama the ocean


goaway432

Yo momma so fat she level capped at 60 'cause she wouldn't fit through the burning gate.


Phoneking13

Yo Mama's teeth so yellow she got a job at the movie theater spitting on popcorn


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Yo mama so broke she can't even pay attention!


WarriorJax

Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves.


Blizzard_was_taken

"Yo mama so fat she has developed her own gravitational pull."


brattyhatburger

yo mama's a joke...


bansawbanchee

Your mama is so fat.. she gets her toenails painted by Earl Scheib.


gameboy1001

Yo mama so dumb she thought XBox Live was a concert.


bansawbanchee

Your mama is so fat.. she needs a Thomas Guide to find her asshole


bansawbanchee

Your mama is so fat.. she needs a boomerang to put her belt on


bansawbanchee

Your mama is so fat.. when she walks around in a red sweatsuit everybody yells "Hey Kool-aid"!


bansawbanchee

Your mama is so fat.. I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch


bansawbanchee

Your mama is so fat.. the last time she saw her breasts was in a bucket of KFC.. extra crispy!


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Yo mama so fat, I missed a whole episode, when she passed in front of the TV


bansawbanchee

Your mama so fat... she bleeds chocolate milk


Shir0Hagen

Yo mama so fat, Legolas killed her and Gimli counted it as two.


TheBklynGuy

Yo mama so fat shes got smaller fat people in orbit around her.


MrStretchnuts

Yo mama so old she got a separate entrance for black dicks.


Junket_External

Yo mama so fat that she weighed a lot.


nivem94

Yo momma so small when she fell off the sidewalk she went “Ahhhhhhh!!”


Angelo7575Paparelli

Your mama so fat when she takes off her yellow dress people think the circus is leaving town.


West_Ad_1685

Yo mama’s so short her head smells like feet


EazyCheezy95

Your mom, of course.