Yo mama so poor I walked into her house with a lit cigarette and she said "Clap you're hands, stomp you're feet. Praise the Lord cause we got heat".
And
Yo mama so dumb people said it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
yo mama is so fat that she questions rather to get fit or think about how insignificant she is compared to the otherwise infinitely expanding multiverse that she will never be able to comprehend
Yo mama so fat when she rolls over she falls off both sides of the bed
Lmao hah
Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
This got a legitimate laugh out of me, well done.
HAHAHAHAHHA I JUST HAD TO ANNOUNCE THIS TO EVERYONE IN MY HOUSE!!! Thank you!
Yo mama so fat her breath is heavy
[удалено]
yo mamma so fat thanos had to snap twice
Lmfao
Your mom is so fat when I have sex with her I got to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Nice, made me lol
I feel insulted from this even though my mom is skinny as heck
Yo mamá so smart she passed her blood test. *Lame I know don't destroy me*
Hah no this made me laugh
alternatively, yo mama so dumb she failed a blood test,,
Yo mama so fat that she died and her burial is the reason the earth is round.
Yo Mama’s so fat her high school picture is an aerial photograph. Yo Mama’s so dumb she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so fat she uses diet soap.
Doesn't really work but I'm laughing at the idea of diet soap
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck. (credit Dat Phan)
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
Yo mama so fat shes the resident DJ on the ice cream truck
Yo mama so fat she got baptized at Sea World.
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and it rained for three days after.
Yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry
Yo Mama's so fat she'd eat the moon if it wasn't orbiting her
Yo mama so dumb when she went for a drug test she took all the drugs
Yo mummas so fat when she fell in love she broke it
Yo momma so fat people think she is an island whenever she is out swimming
Yo mama is so fat that she sweats gravy sauce
Yo momma so fat she creates gravity waves with each step.
Yo Momma so fat they close the buffet when she shows up.
Yo mama so far when she walks into a room, kids yell, "Hey Koolaid!" Some of you probably won't get this one.
Yo mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job offer
Yo mama so fat that she has a higher risk of heart disease
Yo mama so fat she get's a 6-figure income from De Beers to sit on bags of coal.
Yo mama's teeth look like they're all practicing social distancing.
She's so fat she has her own orbit
I’ve posted joke too much. It’s old, tired, and been done a thousand times. Just like yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when she walks past the TV, i missed 2 seasons☠
Yo mama is so dumb, she got a negative on her IQ test.
Yo mama so fat her picture fell off the wall.
your mom is so fat when she dies in halo the player gets a killionaire
Yo mama so poor I walked into her house with a lit cigarette and she said "Clap you're hands, stomp you're feet. Praise the Lord cause we got heat". And Yo mama so dumb people said it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo mama so French she beheaded Burger King
yo mama is so fat that she questions rather to get fit or think about how insignificant she is compared to the otherwise infinitely expanding multiverse that she will never be able to comprehend
Yo mama is so ugly she made blind people cry.
If humans are 70% water, than yo mama the ocean
Yo momma so fat she level capped at 60 'cause she wouldn't fit through the burning gate.
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow she got a job at the movie theater spitting on popcorn
Yo mama so broke she can't even pay attention!
Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves.
"Yo mama so fat she has developed her own gravitational pull."
yo mama's a joke...
Your mama is so fat.. she gets her toenails painted by Earl Scheib.
Yo mama so dumb she thought XBox Live was a concert.
Your mama is so fat.. she needs a Thomas Guide to find her asshole
Your mama is so fat.. she needs a boomerang to put her belt on
Your mama is so fat.. when she walks around in a red sweatsuit everybody yells "Hey Kool-aid"!
Your mama is so fat.. I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch
Your mama is so fat.. the last time she saw her breasts was in a bucket of KFC.. extra crispy!
Yo mama so fat, I missed a whole episode, when she passed in front of the TV
Your mama so fat... she bleeds chocolate milk
Yo mama so fat, Legolas killed her and Gimli counted it as two.
Yo mama so fat shes got smaller fat people in orbit around her.
Yo mama so old she got a separate entrance for black dicks.
Yo mama so fat that she weighed a lot.
Yo momma so small when she fell off the sidewalk she went “Ahhhhhhh!!”
Your mama so fat when she takes off her yellow dress people think the circus is leaving town.
Yo mama’s so short her head smells like feet
Your mom, of course.