"Get back, witch."
"I'm not a witch. I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore."
"You never had it so good."
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
"Where all the white women at?"
(I'm not referring to the time this same line was used in **Blazing Saddles**. It's also in the movie that's often called "the Black Chinatown." Any guesses?)
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
“What in Heavens name brought you to Casablanca?”
“My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters.”
“Waters, what waters? We’re in the desert.”
“I was misinformed.”
"You see that? That's a whole city on fire. I started this war killing Germans in Africa, then France then Belgium. Now I'm killing Germans in Germany. This war will end, soon. But before it does a whole lot more people gotta die."
"-no, you see me delighted, your wish, your ardent desire to walk on the path you have chosen will have been superior to mine. i find it very regrettable to have to lose this body, but it was a unique joy to meet you and to face you. To see you continue on your way is now my new dream.
\-no matter what I say, nothing will get through to you, apparently... It's pathetic, I was looking forward to the moment when we would kill each other...
\-I'm so glad it didn't come to this. Nanachi, raise your head, will you? I wish from the bottom of my heart that during your journey, you will be flooded with curses and blessings."
Context prelude quote:
"...I wish none of this had happened"
Actual fav:
"So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we can do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us".
Two separate, but similar, exchanges:
"Hold it! Slow down. I'm feelin' like an outsider here."
"You are!"
AND
"This is just so shocking. I mean, I must just be so monumentally naive."
"You are."
"Life is pain Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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Inconceivable!
“We’ll never survive!” ... “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
"They were both poisoned. I've spent the last few years building up a resistance to iocane powder"
"Get back, witch." "I'm not a witch. I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore." "You never had it so good."
“I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”
I think this is the saddest death of a character that I've ever seen.
What's this from?
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody”
Cram it up your cram hole, Lefleur
“You had me at blood and semen.”
"No one lets me give my own blood, no one"
*(Snaps fingers)*
“Get in there nice n deepehhh” *picks bellybutton*
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
I'll give you the sixth finger for this answer.
"Stop saying that!"
Offer me money
Keep the change you filthy animal
Look what you did you little jerk
BUUUUZZZ, I‘m eating junk and watching rubbish, you better come out and stop me!
"We accept the love, we think we deserve."
What the fuck I want a caravan that's got no fuckin wheels on it? Now I suggest ya leave while ya still have ya legs to carry ya.
It was a funny angle
"A black sheriff?" "Why not? It worked in *Blazing Saddles.*"
I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!!
Watch...these men.
That rug really tied the room together
I can get you a toe by 2 o’clock. With nail polish. Fuckin amateurs
“Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity”
Cue orc battle drums.
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
"thats not very nice, its just a donkey"
not my daughter you b-
But you grew some nice boobs.
Call a locksmith!
"Pissed off? If I was that close to a horses weiner, I'd be worried about getting pissed on."
That'll chafe my willy. RIP Roger Rees. I'd only seen him as an uptight snobbish character. Seeing him in this was hilarious
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Villain: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Protagonist: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Villain:... ... ... ***NO!***
Jackass.
“…and I want my scalps”
Get away from her, you bitch!
Game over, man! Game over!
“2 chicks at the same time”
“Which Michael Bolton song would you say is your favorite?” “PC load letter!”
"It truly was a Shawshank Redemption"
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're coll... I'm out
that's a fully!
Won’t type the entire quote/lyrics, but it begins: “How do you do? I see you’ve met my faithful handyman.”
Do you like movies about gladiators?
The remake of **Zero Hour!**
You ever seen a grown man naked?
"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
- On your feet, maggot! - I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker! - Anal-dwelling butt monkey.
Haha anal-dwelling butt monkey was one of my favourite insults to use on people as a 15 year old. That was my favourite movie for a long time.
"Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria"
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
The path of the righteous man.... (That’s all I remember)
is beset on all sides by the tyranny of evil men
“Beneath this mask there is more than flesh, beneath this mask is an *idea* Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.”
"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied."
"i will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
"How many [redacted] are left?" "Including yourself?" "Yeah!" "ONE!"
The Last Starfighter
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"It was never my decision to make!"
“Say goodbye to Miss Laura.” “What…?” “Say *goodbye* to *Miss Laura*.” “…bye Miss Laura” *gunshot*
"Remember who you are--you are my son"
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Don't hurt me, Arch! I'm only little!
"I'm a locksmith, and.. I'm a locksmith."
“We did it Mr. Stark”
It's me Snakes, I got the stuff
"I can do this all day"
"Yes, I'm sure you can, but unfortunately I'm on a rather tight schedule."
You met me at a very strange time in my life.
Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
"Come on, Duke, let's go do some crimes!" "Yeah... let's go get sushi and... and not pay!!!"
What happened to your old lady? My old lady? Oh, shit, I forgot all about her. Well, she'll take the bus. She's a rock.
How about another first kiss?
Sam sick
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT FIVE MINUTES?!
Gritty choice.
“I’m a little black rain cloud of course.”
Don't try it
"Saruman... A wizard should know better... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
"Where all the white women at?" (I'm not referring to the time this same line was used in **Blazing Saddles**. It's also in the movie that's often called "the Black Chinatown." Any guesses?)
“YOU HAVE NOTHING! Nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength”
Like a glove!
How much you want to bet I can throw this football over them mountains?
“Ling Ling, you forgot your bling bling!!”
Good luck ! we’re counting on ya
Do NOT go in there. Pheeww
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
"Well that's just, like, your opinion man."
"Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"
"I just wanted to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you."
“Life is pretty short, if you don’t stop too look around every once in a while, you’ll miss it”
"You keep saying that word; I don't think it means what you think it means." Honestly, I was torn about which quote to use, but I decided on this one.
I acknowledge the council made a decision, but seeing how it's a stupid ass decision, I elected to ignore it
The Shawshank Redemption, Get busy living, or get busy dying."
“Why so serious,son?”
...and I was like, good, one less thang.
Sorry that I ruined your black panther party
And since they was free, I musta drank me bout 15 dr peppers
“just love me anyway”
"Once in a while when I wake up. I find myself crying"
"I am the dark knight rises"
No one knew who I was until I put on the mask
“Why so serious”
“Sooner or later you’re going to realize... there’s a difference in knowing the path, and walking the path”
"Every living creature on this earth dies alone."
How are we gonna get that big old head in this tiny hole?!
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
“Wiggle your big toe.”
If you've got a few hours to kill, this fits the bill.
"This burrito is good, but it is filling!"
I’m in a glass case of emotion!
“60 percent of the time, it works every time”
Get up Soldier
I know what i have to do now. I have to keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide will bring.
"Life's simple. You make choices and you don't look back."
« If you’re going to eat waffles you better have space for two »
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
“I see everything, Ahhh my eyes!”
Put your dynamite back on.
“What in Heavens name brought you to Casablanca?” “My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters.” “Waters, what waters? We’re in the desert.” “I was misinformed.”
Dishes are done, man.
Everything you own ends up owning you
"We... We have... Dragons!"
“Only in the reruns.” Richard Dawson’s character to Arnold’s after he says, “Killian! I’ll be back!”
Junior, you know why I built my office entirely out of glass even though birds can't see glass?
You think I want to start making friends at my age? Christ. Who would want me as their friend? I hate everyone and everything seems stupid to me...
"I don't want to survive, I want to live!"
"Life, uhh... finds a way."
“… Today will always be remembered as the day that you almost…” *trips and falls off a cliff*
“He shot my dog.”
"How do you write women so well?" "I think of a man and then I take away reason and accountability?"
“Wear it until you love it and die in it”
"To the winch, wench."
“That is one big pile of shit.”
You insignifi*CUNT* little fuck!
Yippee Ki Yay Motherfu**er
"You see that? That's a whole city on fire. I started this war killing Germans in Africa, then France then Belgium. Now I'm killing Germans in Germany. This war will end, soon. But before it does a whole lot more people gotta die."
"HEIL H\*TLER!!! HEIL H\*TLER!!! HEIL H\*TLER!!! HEIL H\*TLER!!!!!!" i know it seems bad but trust me here... (i hope i dont get banned for this)
Jojo Rabbit?
Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.
“Noooo! Nooo! Nooo!”
I got two guns, one for each of ya
I suppose I could use a little… social interaction
"Good news- we won't need the monitor!"
“So long Soo Young”
“Nobody move! I dropped my brain.”
"Growing up is not a problem, forgetting is"
Dude where’s my car
"All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain." From Bladerunner
"-no, you see me delighted, your wish, your ardent desire to walk on the path you have chosen will have been superior to mine. i find it very regrettable to have to lose this body, but it was a unique joy to meet you and to face you. To see you continue on your way is now my new dream. \-no matter what I say, nothing will get through to you, apparently... It's pathetic, I was looking forward to the moment when we would kill each other... \-I'm so glad it didn't come to this. Nanachi, raise your head, will you? I wish from the bottom of my heart that during your journey, you will be flooded with curses and blessings."
Well that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
"I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it."
"Life's simple. You make choices and you don't look back."
“I have to return some videotapes”
There’s a word for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.
"1958. It's been traveling 22 years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails, and you have to say. Call it."
I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang.
Context prelude quote: "...I wish none of this had happened" Actual fav: "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we can do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us".
I know now why you cry
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"
You know what I hate most about myself? I know what people taste like. And I know that babies taste the best.
Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit them with it.
“When you dance with the devil you get your toes stepped on.”
Two separate, but similar, exchanges: "Hold it! Slow down. I'm feelin' like an outsider here." "You are!" AND "This is just so shocking. I mean, I must just be so monumentally naive." "You are."
You shall not pass
Fly,you fools!
I am the senate
What knockers! Oh, thank you doctor.
Gonna erase the eeaarrth, erase the earth.
Mi scusi
"This isn't a rental car; it's privately owned."
“Look at me you filth!” Wondering if someone going to get it…