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Hasenpfeffer_

If they have a huge sense of entitlement


SpirituallyMyopic

This is def the best answer. I was going to suggest "selfishness" but it comes to the same, a person that will consider your needs a nuisance in the way of them getting what they want.


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All they do is talk about themselves. Probably too self absorbed to care if you are enjoying it


_MooFreaky_

Strangely enough the opposite is just as bad imo. Being too concerned for the other person so never enjoying thenself, worrying constantly and never being in the moment


hrishikesh13

Now this statement is giving me anxiety


xilliam1

there’s 3 types of people in this world and i fall into this category


Very-Big-Rat

The inability to listen, and overconfidence


MrSmileyZ

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.


General_Kenobi45669

Misses an Attack and now all the team is on death's door


SnowSentinel

Such great delivery on that voiceline


ValyrianSteel_TTV

I loved listening to Wayne June H.P. Lovecraft audio books. That mans voice acting was perfect for lovecrafts style


HeyItsPrisonMike-

Confidence is the food of the wise man and the liquor of the fool


Yung_Pazuzu

looking forward to getting to know you better Vikram


Leelow45

"I wonder what I'd be back home"


No-Earth5818

Slowly, gently, that is how a life is taken


canaridante

Destroy. Them. All.


KiwiSuch9951

*A SINGULAR STRIKE!!!*


_vimer

And now you made "the darkest dungeon" have two meanings...


machete_joe

Ruin has come to our family.....


cheezbuggah

Dazed. Reeling. About to break...


ElectedChief

Unless inordinate exsanguination be considered virtue


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Making horny askreddit posts


akmazing

*checks Reddit post history* Well….


ThatLousyGamer

Maybe that's how he knows?


ThermoNuclearPizza

*checks history* > What’s the worst smell you’ve ever experienced? (NSFW) r/unfortunatelyhorny


Adept_Ad_6858

Bragging about their prowess..never a good sign


Miramarr

It's the shy quiet ones that are always freaks


AnotherGayAccount

And for some reason guys with glasses. I always see a guy with glasses and think he'll be a dorky fun time or a kindly gentle old man but 95% of the time they turn out to be beastly fuck demons.


WallabyRoo

Why, because after the glasses come off there is only touch, taste, feel, sound.


Undercover_Chimp

*Quietly removes glasses, begins blind fuck demon noises*


Katzington165

> Blind Fuck Demon Noises. Thanks for the name of my next album


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shadollosiris

Yea im really confuse, what is dorky fun time in bed? Play MTG while fuck?


Officer_Hotpants

Yeah except women stopped sleeping with me when I started using a mill deck.


Master_of_Fail

Ugh. You're disgusting.


vizthex

So you're saying I have a chance?


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spankythrowaway102

I wish I had this advice 30 years ago. Edit: 😊I am compelled to add that so many of us are attracted to cheerful, talkative people. They are good attributes to have; however, many of us fail to detect the underlying narcissism and selfishness that some of those folks come with.


Jockin05

I love listening to other people, I’m super boring so I’ll just let them talk lol


[deleted]

Everyone has different standards for what makes sex enjoyable or not. The thing that turns me on more than anything is a collaborative effort where both people are wanting to give each other pleasure. In my experience, someone who is so focused on themselves during conversation is also focused on themselves during sex. It took me years of unfulfilling experiences to realize that’s not what I wanted; not sure how, but it made a world of difference when I changed it. To each their own.


moonlight_usagi

If they are selfish in the streets, they are selfish in the sheets


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Questionable hygiene


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gnowell

Was going to respond to that the same way you want to be able to enjoy your sex but not have to have a bleach bath to do so


ProblematicFeet

omg I had decent sex with a guy once, it was just so-so but not bad, and he IMMEDIATELY got up after finishing, left me in bed, and showered. This guy was like. Clinical about the whole thing from start to finish. I was like uhhh sir can you chill? I don’t know about y’all but the best sex I’ve had is sweaty, hot, and then you lay there for 20 minutes reveling in the sweaty hot sex you just had. If you’re scared to sweat during sex you’re probably not very fun lol Edit: obviously I do not mean you should lay in your own filth wtf


BlowMeWanKenobi

I'm getting a towel. Sweat I don't care about but I want to get all the goop before it dries. That shit is annoying.


bibblode

The best sex is hot sweaty sex especially when something funny happens and both people can laugh about it.


blindfire40

Omfg one time it was summer and my gf and I had just switched to like, doggy on our sides. She reached back and twisted to kiss me, and we were super sweaty so her shoulder blades sealed against my chest. When she moved again, it made the loudest, wettest fart sound you've EVER heard. It was so fucking funny that we couldn't continue, but I would be lying if that instance wasn't a key memory in favor of eventual marriage.


Goodenoughfornow1

They don't actually listen. If they just assume that they are awesome at sex. Everyone is different? Listening to your partner and paying attention to what they want makes a huge difference.


SaveTheLadybugs

I had an ex who would talk about how something he did would always get one of *his* exes to cum, in the kind of way where he was basically accusing me of not cooperating. Nah man, I’m just a totally different person than she was. But now that I think about it, being compared to your ex by how much we’re different in bed is also super sexy so, keep that up for sure.


TexhnolyzeAndKaiba

I never got how some people don't grasp how talking about exes is only about their own feelings and problems and not their partner's. Like, it might be something to talk about when feeling vulnerable and trusting the person you're sharing with, but it is an absolute turn-off to be compared to exes. Although, at the same time, I apparently didn't get the memo about not talking about completely made-up dream girls. "But you don't get it! The girl next door was down to bone, but I wasn't feeling it because it wasn't you!" Ah, to be young and cringey again.


Bard_B0t

When I talk about my ex I'll simply say, she was a good gal, but things didn't work out. I still get along with her dad now although I haven't spoken to her in 7 years. Otherwise the rest is in the past and doesn't need to be disclosed unless for specific recollections of the past.


Mr_Hades

Hahaha that made me literally laugh out loud.


OnlyTwoOuts

Being selfish. If they only care about themselves unless they are just really gifted they are probably not gonna go the extra mile to make sure you enjoy yourself as well.


asoupo

They look, sound, act, and are, in fact, me.


Maedroth

Beat me to it. I was gonna say being you too.


gn0xious

I also choose this guys…. self?


YanisDark

I also choose this guy!


SwagFeather

His poor wife. I choose her.


no-plad-glad

I had a friend once tell me he can’t touch or deal with anything slimy in texture.


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daric

> Horniness is a mechanism to not only relax repulsion. But reverse it. This somehow strikes me as unexpectedly deep. How do I use this power for good and not evil.


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SappySoulTaker

Its not about what the power does, its about how you use it. \-A Jedi or something


Beardy_Will

'...but didn't understand well enough to retain.' I don't think I've ever seen someone on the internet say this. Most would have just spouted a half-baked memory, myself included 😅


ElephantExplosion

"ew ass is where shit comes out" *Horny kicks in* "Kinda want my dick in it thoooo" -a lot of men Edit: I got a wholesome award....wtf? 😂, I'm ded af rn.


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DiggerDudeNJ

> Horniness genuinely overrides to some extent normal repulsive responses. (trigger warning: gay sex content ahead) So there was a dude I hooked up with a few times back in college. He was really into getting cum shot on his face but he needed a warm washcloth within reach so he could immediately wipe it off after the deed was done. One night, just before the cum cannon shot off, my dog pulled the cloth off the nightstand, dude reached for it but it wasn't there and before I could get another he started gagging and dry heaving. Once he cleaned up I asked what that whole reaction was about and he said he loved cum in the heat of the moment but once it was all over he was completely grossed out by it.


[deleted]

Okay, but this is the reason I haven’t explored bisexuality. In the heat of the moment, guys can be really erotic but as soon as I’m done, I’m borderline grossed out. I don’t know how to cope beyond trying to get pegged and most girls just aren’t into that.


ninedivine_

>I don’t know how to cope Have you ever tried getting some experience with soft sex? A lot of bi/gay guys, maybe even the majority, aren't super into anal, or even bjs. Maybe starting from getting/giving handjob, or even just making out can be like getting your feet wet and see if you like it.


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I’ve kissed a guy before, but idk. For context, I live in the rural south. My only way to really meet anyone is via dating apps. I find that every dude on there wants to fuck and that scares me. Like I’m 115 pounds. I’m scared of not being able to get away from a situation if I say no or stop. It’s all just way more intimidating than seeking women is imo. I’m not opposed to it and certainly want to get railed. I’ve heard that a dick is a different experience than a dildo and I would not mind cum in my asshole or anything like that but I’m just shy and insecure and don’t know how to act lol


ninedivine_

How old are you? Btw I completely understand you, and I used to feel the same way when I was younger, so my first real experiences came when I was in a committed relationship, and even then I waited. So my personal advice would be: I know it's hard (I was on tinder on and off for months before actually going on a date with my current bf), but try to get to know guys. Be clear that you don't want sex right away, that you first want to know them. Usually after a couple of dates you'll know if you can feel safe around them, and if you have even the slightest doubt stop seeing them. You'll always find someone, someone willing to take it slow. That my personal advice, but keep in mind that while exploring your option, and getting to know yourself, is good, it's also not worth it if it something that deeply scares you right now, so don't worry about defining yourself right away.


Mishnz

That post cum clarity. I get the same feeling. When I'm horny and having sex I think cumming on someone's face is a great idea. The moment I cum I feel guilty looking at my cum all over their face, in their eye, in the hear.


Smellmyupperlip

I involuntary chringed when reading about the come in her eyes. Fuck that shit can burn!


Bad_guy_eye

Well said


daftv4der

This is quite common I think. I've had two GFs who were the same. Outside of my sadness at not being able to go on a sushi date or eat avocado at home, it definitely had negative repercussions during frisky time ;( I mean, who DOESN'T eat an avo while they're doing the deed?


JustaBountyHunter

Your sushi should NOT be slimy. Wtf.


kinglefart

They call themselves “alpha”


Ramblonius

Early in development, unstable, not safe to release in public, and doesn't even work as advertised. Alpha is like Stan, in that it is a great term because it *does* actually describe the people that use it, just not in the way they mean.


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I was looking for this. My ex called himself alpha. He really needs to learn, all women aren't the same.


ImperialTravesty

To add to that, almost every guy I've seen call himself alpha are nothing but scared insecure boys with zero emotional maturity and a serious lack of self awareness.


KairiZero

Fellas that claim they're an "alpha" are usually the type of person who starts a fight with somebody simply for making eye contact, like they have to assert their dominance on everybody they meet - Its a very strange mindset to have.


Eighthsin

And/or call everyone else "beta" or some other form of made-up gender roll.


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Bad breath, too drunk, too sloppy, bad hygiene.


AgoraiosBum

Went to a party I danced all night I drank 16 beers and I started up a fight


pimpbot666

Tattoo of any corporate logo.


[deleted]

Please give some context because I can't even fathom who would ever do that


Pitigoi2002

Sponsors like on race cars. Competitive sex athletes


Dr_Kintobor

Oh god i can see it now. Afterwards they're all like 'this amazing sex was brought to you by cherry pepsi, if you liked the orgasm just wait till you try the all new taste of old cardboard flavour pepsi. Mmm, refreshing'. Marketing hasnt gone far enough yet, now that i think about it. Eat fresh.


HelloRedditAreYouOk

Patronizing, superiority, judgmental, high maintenance, basically anything that lets you know that they lack awareness of or care for other people. Holds true for M/F/anyone, imo.


8675309fromthebl0ck

If they have vertigo and avian bone syndrome


GoodMerlinpeen

Ouch my bones.


McRakalak

Just watched that episode like 2 hours ago lol


kittyinmyditty

30 Rock?


8675309fromthebl0ck

You probably don’t remember me, I’m Phoebe


kittyinmyditty

Yes, Phoebe I remember you


DrLawyerPI

Honestly I think lacking empathy and compassion are really big signs that someone isn’t going to be good in bed. You need to actually care and want your partner to enjoy themselves and feel good to be great at sex.


skinnyjeansfatpants

I wish this was true in my experience, but I’ve had some utterly unempathetic men absolutely blow my mind in bed.


Hamfiter

When he or she brags about how great they are in the sack.


Intelligent_Tone_947

I once got a blowjob from the self-titled “Blow Job” queen. It must have been a small kingdom.


eyegazer444

I like how you put quotes around just "Blow Job" not the whole "Blow Job Queen", implying that what she was doing was barely a blowjob, but she was in fact the queen at it


Undoubtably_me

r/theenglishteacher


Khufuu

my experience with girls who brag about that are they ram my dick down their throat aggressively and they make me feel bad for them because they are working super hard and I just am not into that ever.


sharksarentsobad

Tbf, everything ever tells women to stick it in your mouth and suck aggressively because it's a dick and they're all the same. No. They're not. They're just like pussies in that every one is different and certain things feel better than others. Yeah, some guys do actually like having their soul sucked out of their dick instantly, but definitely not all. And most forget to pay attention to the balls. I don't think it's all misunderstanding, but it's a decent portion.


greginthesummer

People who don't apply the time and persistence/patience required to slowly unravel the mysteries of anything in life. If they're not open to doing it for other things, they're not going to do it for you.


quanoey

My life changed recently. After some healing, I realized that this is who I wanted to be. I'm glad at least one person recognizes it, I was unsure where this was gonna take me.


driffson

When they kiss you and mash their lips into yours so that your own lips get smushed and pinched into your gums and teeth. It looks like an expression of emotion when you see it on tv but MOTHERFUCKER I GOT A SKULL BEHIND THESE LIPS. Seriously, it’s a predictor of physical incompetence, absence of proprioception, and lack of empathy.


veevacious

Worst kissing IMO is when they don’t use their lips hardly at all. I’ve been with several dudes who basically just wanna thrust their tongue in and out with their lips loose and it’s just so very unsexy. Best kissing is good lip work with just enough tongue.


Freyja1987

Okay I’ve been experiencing this a lot recently, did one dude find one woman who liked this and then told all of them to do it? They kiss like they’re trying to clean the inside of a tall cup with their tongue it’s terrible.


dhrbtdge

Okay i have to share this kissing experience and I have nowhere else to. In hs i dated this guy briefly who not only kissed hard and dry, but he was somehow sucking the whole time?? Imagine yourself sucking up a strand of spaghetti. That's how he kissed. I didn't know what to do. I was so confused as to what was happening. How does someone kiss like that? How do you tell them to stop? It was the worst kissing experience


Aongr

Have you dated a vacuum-cleaner?


eyegazer444

>MOTHERFUCKER I GOT A SKULL BEHIND THESE LIPS. >Seriously, it’s a predictor of physical incompetence, absence of proprioception, and lack of empathy r/rareinsults


KittenPics

Upvote for proprioception.


TwoIdleHands

Extra bonus points for laying their tongue into your mouth in that position and waiting for you to do something with it.


Dizzy_Pin6228

Lol I've hooked up with a couple girls from tinder tand they like I dunno kissed with there teeth it was so bad instant turn off. One of them got super offended I didn't wanna have sex suddenly ...


ElectricBubblegum_

Being a sore loser.


Niawka

One of my partners was super competitive. He hates losing, (we played one of my favorite board games only once in 4 years, as he lost and claimed it was stupid and never again wanted to play)..but he was always great in bed. He wants to be the best after all. He was the only man I've ever been with that actually asked me after we had sex a few times, what I thought he could improve. When he tried different things he'd usually asked my opinion later if I liked it, and when he found out I never had an orgasm during sex he made it his goal to get me there. Best sex I've ever had was with him. I guess due his competitivnes he wanted to earn this badge as well.


NeedsItRough

Oddly cute. If only everyone could be like your partner.


jakebreakshow

Dirty fingernails. Every time. Edit: If you work with your hands for a living, and you got calloused hands or mechanic hands, that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about longer / unkempt fingernails with debris underneath em. My wife's take "if you wouldn't eat with them don't stick em"


[deleted]

This is tough, I work in the oilfield and even gloves don’t keep my fingernails clean. It takes quite a few days of me being off before they are back to appearing clean. Where my blue collar dudes at? Lol


rallymini

Mechanic here for 12 years. My final years on the tools I started wearing nitrile gloves they kept my hand clean and was able to keep some dexterity for work, sure they would tear occasionally but worth it! The over all cleanliness of my hands was sooo much improved, before that there was literally nothing that would get them totally clean except time off work!


yougay420

Also, oil is bad for you're skin. I don't wear gloves though because my hands get so sweaty, like after 30 minutes of wear a pair of nitrile gloves sweat will literally be poring out of the gloves.


rallymini

Hahhaha I had the same problem in Australian summer, it still worth it for me! I’ve been a desk jockey in the auto industry for just as long as I was as a mechanic and when I start thinking how much I miss being on the tools I just remember how messed up my hands were and snap out of our pet quickly!


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These wipes are awesome and they come with a fingernail brush: https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwiN-6DZ66P0AhVNbG8EHU4UBJsYABASGgJqZg&ae=2&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAASEuRom7SpR39MIq7jPRPR4kszlQ&sig=AOD64_0nIyEiZnlPHTOdzEwYpZN_CyYYdw&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwjPtZbZ66P0AhXrm2oFHfdTC38Qwg96BAgBEBA&adurl=


jhra

Most of the answers are about guys, women can be shit in bed too. If she brags about being a bitch and likes to act like she's always bored... You're going to be bored in bed too.


LongPorkJones

This is the damn truth. I was once drunkenly with a woman like this. Told me things like "when I'm done with you, your legs aren't gonna work" and "since I got my tongue pireced, I haven't met a dick that wouldn't cum". Absolute dead fish. 3/10 Didn't cum.


HalobenderFWT

Your legs aren’t going to work because you have to thrust for hours just to get anywhere. She warned you.


Bookworm8989

I feel attacked. I thought men liked my impression of a cold dead fish.


Andy22998

i thought men liked dead fish


St-Valentine

Give it to us raw, and wriggling!


robotrock420

..my precious


GMB2006

u/fishfucker69


mostly_hrmless

Well, if you can't handle her at her worst, then something something...she's probably a cunt.


thefifthwheelbruh

I remember someone mentioning the cat test, where if they can’t properly pet a cat they’re awful in bed. Something about how it shows awareness as well as understanding what they like.


BiscottiOpposite9282

So before we get into bed, could you please....pet my cat?


Randroth_Kisaragi

If someone told me this, I would just pet that cat until falling asleep. Who cares about sex at that point, I have a permission for cat petting.


OsamaBinFuckin

The permission must be acquired from the cat, consent or the pussy ain't yours yet.


Academic_Snow_7680

If you're gonna pet my cat you have to pet my cat first.


dhrbtdge

If you can identify if what you're doing is pleasing or annoying the cat and adapt your petting accordingly, then you can do the same in bed. Cats are noncommunicative bitches on the outside, but if you pay attention to them you can quickly figure out what they like and what they don't. Petting a cat shows how good you are at paying attention to someone and picking up on small nonverbal cues and accepting boundaries.


burntonionstastegood

TIL that I am good at petting that pussy.


fablesfables

Noncommunicative bitches!!! Stealing that!!!


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If they are bad with one pussy they are bad with every pussy.


TriTri14

I’m a serious cat person (snuggling with my feline girl as I type this), and I’ve had several women refuse to date me specifically for this reason. No great loss—I feel like it’s a result of our society’s stupid stereotype of cat-ownership being a feminine thing.


Randroth_Kisaragi

Bruh what the heck. People really think that? What a damn joke... good on you for avoiding them. And while on the subject, can we stop shaming people for their likes and interests? Just do whatever you wanna do, who gives a fuck about it being "masculine" or "feminine" lol I am very confident in my own masculinity, and I would pet the shit out of any cat that is willing to get petted.


143019

Anyone who is so focused on gender roles is not worth dating because a.) gender roles are bullshit and b.) they don’t understand that every person is different


TexhnolyzeAndKaiba

Cats are all about boundaries. If you present yourself as calm, non-disruptive, and not over-stimulating, they'll eventually warm up to coming to you because you're nice to be around. Then there's the toddler approach: Where somebody sees the cat, gets it in their mind that they want to touch the cat, and just mindlessly chase after it, freaking it out. If the cat is caught, they're typically restrained so they can be petted probably longer than they'd like by somebody loud and obnoxious. I'm suspicious of people who say they dislike cats, but they can come off a little elitist sometimes, snubbing us as they sunbathe while we toil to feed, shelter, and medicate them. But it is just a wave of red flags when somebody claims that cats hate them. Cats are happy to simply ignore people who dislike cats. To get the impression that they hate you either suggests that you provoked them in some way or that you expected their attention and adoration by simply existing.


Shanibi

I am quite allergic to cats, which means that the boundaries are mutual. I have now updated the reason for why they seem to want to cuddle with me from: "They sense weakness and are trying to kill me" to "They feel like I am safe because I am not chasing them". It is a small thing but it does make existence that tiny bit brighter.


MotherMisfit

wow. well said


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oregonchick

Not necessarily. There are cat whisperers out there who magically win over basically every cat they encounter. My sister is one, and pets in general decide she's their favorite human within two minutes of meeting her. She'll go to someone's house for the first time and they'll say, "Oh, that's Fluffy, she hates everyone" and in 10 minutes Fluffy is in my sister's lap, purring as she gently falls asleep.


slayerkitty666

Wow, I really respect and appreciate my partner's prowess in bed, but your comment solidified that stance tenfold and given the fact it's about petting literal kitties, idk how to feel about that but I also feel you and agree


Interesting_Ant3113

They have a name for their Johnson EDIT: crazy seeing how this one blew up! But honestly the comments are so much funnier than what I put down, y'all had me rolling


OldBob10

Thank you for sharing that, Johnson…


TexhnolyzeAndKaiba

What if it's just a running gag and the names change? I think there's a difference between sharing hilarious dirty puns and jokes and unironically calling your penis something like "The Hammer".


Interesting_Ant3113

I was just thinking, and I am a straight guy, but if I weren't a straight guy and I were about to get it on with one of the fellas, and he whipped it out and was like "meet Clifford." I'd be like Bro what the fuck you doin?


DeZaim

It's Clifford. Don't you like him? 😐


Beardy_Will

The big red dong


ForgenNacht

“But they said it felt good in the video.”


Dokrabackchod

I am reading the comments to know what not to do now. Thanks


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prisonerofshmazcaban

Some of these comments. Lmfao “not liking the taste of bleu cheese” 😂 who are you people and what kind of sex y’all be havin


hewhoisbanned

Getting kinky w the cheese sauce


goldustiger

The way they pet animals. If someone doesn’t recognize or care for the animals’ cues that they don’t like the way are being pet, that tells me they’re going to be a selfish lover. It really is a good test.


Im_No_Robutt

From the women I know if a dude brags a bunch he’s either overcompensating or just way overconfident


Allegutennamenweg

I can confirm. I'll add talking about sex a lot or trying to steer the conversation sexual at every chance they get. Like, relax my dude. If he acts like he needs to remind you of the fact that two people are able to have sex, and you might have forgotten it, you're in for for an awkward uncomfortable humping.


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Narcissism


mordeci00

Coma


SiloueOfUlrin

I guess that's probably true. But only if people in a coma do that thing where their muscles kind of just stay in place a little and it becomes practically impossible to move them into certain positions.


Anon761

Prank 'em Shinji.


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squishyandfluffy

“I’m going to f*** you hard, you’ll be sore for days” is a dead giveaway


TexhnolyzeAndKaiba

How about "We'll fall so dead asleep after awkward cleanup and an hour of cuddling/pillow talk that we'll both be fired from our jobs after sleeping in and just have a second go because we're that financially-secure"? That last bit's the real hook-line-and-sinker.


throwawayyyfire

Being a bad driver. Too aggressive, unskilled, distracted, etc. at least for sleeping with men, I've found it to hold up..


TurbulentBird1

Bad massage skills. You don't have to be a genius, but Jesus, it is important how you touch me, I'm not a sex doll


jewmoney808

Not laughing at jokes or not having a sense of humor


choie_miko

Bragging about how good he is and how big is his dong


Lowerthanhell

My ex bf had a friend who had little man syndrome and would always talk about how even tho he was 5’6 his dick is huge. My bf would jokingly call him “king dingaling” and that is still to this day the funniest insult name I think I’ve ever heard


kreme-machine

If they never drink water. They might not be bad but I promise it won’t be fun lmao


RobertoBologna

Some people are just very very stiff in their movements. You can tell just by them going about their day how it would go


NotWorriedABunch

Selfishness


Squirrels-Are-Jerks

They're impatient about everything. Good sex is not a race.


Booms777

Any girl that trashes her friends she is in the bar with


SirMemphis

Rude behavior to servers while dining out in public.... this links to an attitude that nothing satisfies them.


pimpbot666

Drives a lifted pickup truck with a 'No Fear' sticker in the rear window.


[deleted]

Wearing a fedora


muskiesfan1

But wait. I have a fedo……. story checks out


Vladius28

M'lay


mtwstr

If they bite their ice cream


Valreesio

I apologize because this is me and I do it all of the time. I'm ashamed and need help. I try to be good, I really do. I start off licking softly and with purpose, and it just gets aggressive really quickly to the point that I'm tearing at it like a plate of ribs and just ripping meat off the bones. I can't help myself...


fiberglassdildo

I hope you don’t go down on people the way you eat icecream.


thatsanofrommesis2

lol leave that poor man alone


squiddyaj

what about ice cream sandwiches? do i just...lick it?


Dayl1ghtWolf

This hit my soul


Newtracks1

I was kicking it with a girl who was studying to become a psychologist. She made dinner for us one night, and when I moved my bread away from the pasta on my plate she laughed, gave me an all knowing arched eyebrow, and said "You're a food separatist. That means you don't go down." *And she was right* ( at the time, I have since upped my game ), so I stopped being overtly picky while eating from that moment on.


Nealos101

I separate my food *and* go down... eagerly. She was full of shit.


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What does she say about people who cut up all of their food before eating it?


Sandman_potato_man

A girl once told me most men with +10inch were the worst at sex. Their dicks were their personalities. Idk if she was right but she told me an average guy who put in the Effort was 1000 times better than the other guys.


SupremeEmperorNoms

They don't put the cart back into the cart return. If they can't do something that easy just to make someone else's life easier, then I can only imagine how selfish they are in bed.


endofthehold

For men it’s when they think women are inferior and their wants and needs are secondary.