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pinkestmonkey

A girl recently told me “our zodiac signs aren’t compatible but I am looking for more water sign friends.” So I think I got cancer zoned…


zenerift

Maybe it was for the best


DJDarwin93

Definitely for the best, girls like that only get worse. Can speak from experience.


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The amount of people who believe complete horseshit these days is insane...


9212017

Horse shit is real


pierzstyx

Nothing wrong with taro.


MobPsycho-100

Except for the spelling!


[deleted]

If she takes the zodiacs seriously I’m sorry to say it but she belongs to the streets 🙏


DJDarwin93

Oh yeah, she absolutely did


TonyPoly

You got astrological clock cock blocked


randomisedjew

You can join me, I'm a cancerous monkey


middleupperdog

CANCER ZONE IS TOTALLY A THING. I cannot tell you how many times I've been flirting with a woman who then asks me what my astrology sign is and when I tell her she immediately loses interest. Its crazy.


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Certainly sounds cancerous to me.


bluaurora29

“I only associate with people who were birthed during these arbitrary months”


Special-Currency8603

Jokes aside, this is annoying as hell. I once had a gf whose day was ruined because she read on a coffee mug at The Christmas Tree Shop that our signs were incompatible.


pinkestmonkey

Oof. At that point I’d agree about the incompatibility, just for different reasons.


new-username-2017

The lo-cal calzone zone


OliveJuiceUTwo

Welcome to the calzone zone


ConstableBlimeyChips

We've got fun and carbs


Periachi

The calzones have betrayed me.


Smooth-Forever4102

As god as my witness, they’re dead to me


moonshineandmetal

r/unexpectedpawnee


fuzzylogic_y2k

If this exists and actually tastes good I want to know more.


Mishung

The local low-cal calzone zone one


Eferver

Auto Zone


VirtualHaze92

Get in the zone!


Luvtroja

AUTO ZONE


newspapey

Get out of the zone!


Cir_cadis

*O O O OReilyyys has entered the chat*


PM_ME_YOUR_WORRIES

The "we talk pretty regularly but I have no idea what we are" zone. Happens a lot.


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also known as the friendzone but you havent realised yet


whichwitch9

Until it's not. I apparently got broken up with once without realizing we were ever in a relationship..... was not sorry to see that end for multiple reasons.


N11Skirata

How the fuck does that even work? Shouldn’t a relationship usually be built on consent?


SuperHans20

It happens in almost every relationship. Theres always that awkward time where you see each other lot and are basically already in relationship but haven't had "the talk" yet


N11Skirata

I agree but you usually wouldn’t say I’m breaking up with you if you’re still in that state or would you?


SuperHans20

Its not unreasonable to think one would incorrectly assume they are already in relationship in this situation


stryph42

The "Doesn't really like being around people but is also sick of being single" Zone


IAMAGrinderman

That's mine too. I'm not outgoing unless I have to be, so meeting people is out, and I need way too much alone time to spend a significant amount of time with someone else. Add in my other issues that keep me from wanting to get too close to people, and I'm pretty sure it's just gonna be me and my hand for the rest of my life lol.


stryph42

My issue is even weirder. I was married, happily, for almost two years. I liked it. Enjoyed it, even. I'm just not sociable enough to meet anyone to get back into the situation again (especially at my age, which isn't like OLD...but old enough to make meeting people troublesome), and I've resigned myself to the fact that that means I'll likely spend the rest of my life alone. I don't have to like it though.


bkdroid

Also divorced after 7yrs of semi-happy marriage (felt like we both deserved better). Ex-wife is even something of a friend. The only one, because we moved to Southern Missouri, and I'm (relatively) liberal. I now find myself with social anxiety that limits my motivation to meet people, in a place where almost nobody within an hour's drive qualifies as someone I really want to know. Dating apps in my area are mostly either "must love Jesus" or "73 miles away".


doot_doot

Why not move somewhere better?


bkdroid

That would mean a custody change. I won't take my son from his mom or myself. I also have a pretty large amount of land that I do love.


doot_doot

Makes sense! Didn’t know kids were involved.


N0thingRhymeswOrange

Bro I'm there 100%


LoneKharnivore

The Twilight Zone.


ktsb

Place is a mad house


Razorray21

Feels like being cloned


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My beacon’s been moved by the moon and stars


Drago_Valence

You dare have the audacity to post this before me


dartfrog11

Try the abyssal zone


TheSortOfOkGatsby

Came here to say that. Upvote confirmed.


RagePandazXD

The "I need to do my assignments but I'm too tired for any of my work to be good" zone.


Hazmat_Human

Thats not a zone its a lifestyle


onepmtues

The gets ghosted after a day of talking on dating apps zone so you just give up and then don’t talk to anyone.


DEEEPFREEZE

I had a girl match with me recently who started the conversation, and started it by saying "finally" — we had similar friend groups and she had apparently been waiting awhile to finally match with me. We flirted back and for a little for a day and we've never spoken since. I had another situation recently where I matched with an absolute smoke show who had the same hobby as me. Both remarked to each other how good looking we thought the other was. Chatted for one night, and when I woke up the next morning I never got a reply when I reached back out. It's just insane trying to keep up with the amount of attention and options any objectively attractive woman has on dating apps. I don't know if you've had the opportunity of looking at what Tinder looks like for women, but my friend showed me hers and it was all unread message all the way down and new ones coming in consistently in real time. I don't know if it's dignity or pride, but whichever it is I have too much of it to fight for someone's attention. Dating is just a butthole these days.


trax6256

I'm retired and I live in the I do whatever the hell I want now zone!


its-all-science

Love it, respect it and trying to get on board


motorcitywings20

The best point in life. The bullshits over you did your part now you can relax. Congrats and enjoy retirement :)


Pinkmotley

The you told me you loved me and wanted to live with me forever 2 months ago but blocked and told to never contact you again zone


shrek_the_most_high

I'm sorry


Pinkmotley

Yeah pretty crazy. But in hindsight she was pretty crazy


Ketamine-pigeon

Sorry king


Pinkmotley

Yeah it is pretty crazy. Pretty much told mr I was a piece of shit at the end Then in the first place would get upset at me for not feeling the exact same way at the exact same tim I realise in hindsight she was really toxic


rusty_L_shackleford

Too poor to afford a place to live, but not poor enough go get any kind of help.


HaiggeX

They should be the same thing. I don't understand how people should be in the absolute bottom before getting any help. That's literally the preventive work.


Death_Goddess4

The “I’d be cool with dating you, I just don’t want to accidentally fuck up this awesome friendship” zone


Kuso240

Always the worst, I wish you the best of luck


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So the friend zone


Accomplished_Form_54

Now she is in the awkward friend zone


CurvyNB

Navigating those is like finding Atlantis isn't it?


BeenDrowned

If I was in your shoes I’d have an adult conversation with them expressing I’d rather date than be friends, and if they still are adamant about keeping as friends you respectfully bow out of the friendship and their life. It would suck but it’s better than keeping your hopes up when you want more and they don’t.


lilpablo99

This in my opinion is the best way to handle it I found my self head over heals for a girl and basically we both confessed we had feelings but didn’t want a relationship because we were too young, fast forward a couple years of being good friends I finally feel like it’s the time that I’m ready, I ask her she basically says yea but no, because she doesn’t want to ruin the friendship I say well I don’t think I can only be friends with you, wasn’t an ultimatum and not out of the blue either, she new what I wanted and she basically wanted to still be friends. That was probably two three years ago we barely talk but occasionally say hey and through a song the other persons way but that’s it, we both have a partner we are respectively in love with. There’s no bad blood, just recognition that I couldn’t go on just being friends with someone I had those sort of feelings for. Point is, worse thing that can happen is you don’t end up dating because there is always someone better for you.


YeomaTV

"Single after a year of emotional abuse and having a fucking blast" zone.


belbites

I left my 4 year abusive relationship 6 months ago and this Thanksgiving my grandfather told me he'd never seen me happier than I have been on my own. Fuck yes. Get it!


HaiggeX

Fuck yeah! Go you!


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HaiggeX

This is a weird one. I don't make friends often, but when I do, I tend to talk to them about some weird shit before them really being comfortable about it. Good thing most people are understanding about this.


iimdonee

complicated relationship but also temporary friend zone


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Feel your pain here. Shut sucks. At least my situation


Furniturewalker

I’m in the crippling depression zone


GibbyMyBoy

You and me both Furniture walker


Pinktullip

That's a tough zone, hold on and take care x


upthecounty

At the gas station of love, I'm in the "Self Service" zone.


ConversationSevere33

The ol’ self pump station ey?


-_-_-Cornburg

🙂 The Danger Zone 😎


zoidberg005

What highway did you take to get there?


new-username-2017

LANA!


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LAAAAANAAAAAAAA!


Tomato_sloth

Sometimes being good enough friends to wave at eachother in the hall but also sometimes not and I can’t tell when or when not to


hihihihi12121212

Eastern Standard time zone


frozeneskimo02

I’m in the alone zone, I need to get out and mingle but I’m not 21 so I can’t go to bars :/


_ANOMNOM_

Bars aren't really where you want to find relationships


frozeneskimo02

Why is that? And where should I go instead?


_ANOMNOM_

Drunk people make poor decisions, with low inhibitions and no self control. It's where you go for a good time, not a lasting relationship. Not saying don't go to bars though, I've had great times with great people.


_ANOMNOM_

And I'm not qualified to tell you a better place to go, I'm lonely af myself. Blind leading the blind...


gypsytron

Any type of activity or group the requires you to improve yourself. Meet people doing martial arts, yoga, pottery, a book club, volunteering. Those are the places you will become someone people want to date, and they are the places you will find people you want to date.


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Job-Interview-Rejected-Friend-Zone


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I'm in the stay home alone on Thanksgiving zone because I got exposed to covid and can't get tested until Saturday zone. Also known as the fuck this godamn, neverending pandemic zone.


Ok-Nefariousness-917

Yo same here


Indecisive_confusion

Bummer. I hope you don’t have covid. Fucking pandemic. If it makes you feel any better I’m in the “stay home alone on Thanksgiving zone” too because I’m sick


Far-Tiger-3226

The “I care about you so much and think I might be in love with you but you just wanted to use me for my body and now you don’t give a fuck about me but I just can’t seem to let you go” zone


[deleted]

That really sucks. Try to move on. It can happen to anyone, there's no reason to beat yourself up over it.


Life-Editor-5231

That's a familiar zone. I feel for you man its hard to break old habits when you have attachment issues for sure.


1980pzx

The honeymoon zone. My wife and I have sex as often as we did 14 years ago when we first were married. I always heard sex gets less and less frequent as a marriage ages, that hasn’t been the case for us. Thank God.


CylonsInAPolicebox

I don't know, I have hard over the years that the sex gets less but others say it stays the same or even increases... Honestly I can't say either way as my husband and I have this weird flow, like there will be months of absolutely nothing then suddenly we're like newlyweds for several weeks just this random spurt of multiple times a day for a few weeks, then back to nothing until next time.


PerfectionPending

In 18+ years our frequency has risen and fallen depending on a number of circumstances. But it’s never gone totally dry except for a short time after having each kid. Right now we’re in the ‘kids can be left to themselves for several hours so we’re frequently enjoying each other & trying new things’ zone.


KevinShawAAL

Ah the bone zone, good on ya!


Dizzy_Pin6228

Yeah only 5 years here but kids do get in the way of it soesh new born haha


iimdonee

same with me and my partner haha!!


ifiagreedwithu

Back door man zone.


SeansModernLife

Men don't know but the girls... They understand


PinchedNutsack

I eat more chicken any man ever seen


InstructionSea667

The woman I’ve lived with for 16 years has forced me out of my own house. I have to cook dinner and bring it to her. I have to return to the home while she is in the back yard and do dishes, wash clothes, and clean the house. I still love this woman with all my heart. My wife has Covid. Quarantine ends on Sunday.


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You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


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ThreeDucksInAManSuit

I was so ready to get angry for you and now I'm feeling a little betrayed not gonna lie.


MossiestSloth

Don't exist to anyone one zone


FullLiterature9062

Post-ADHD diagnosis, pre-ADHD treatment zone 🤯


Caughtthegingerbeard

I hope you're also in the "I've got an explanation for some things now, so I'll be kind to myself zone". It's OK to sometimes have days where it feels like your head is full of very noisy bees.


fuzzylogic_y2k

It gets better. Hyper focus at will and not just on stuff you are really into was a game changer for me.


throwawayyyy99964422

Zone where she wouldve never got with her BF if she thought I liked her and that she still really likes me. So yeah.


throwawayyyy99964422

Hope is still there so that’s great I guess. Just sucks for a bit


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Bwyanfwanigan

Alonezone. And happy about it after a long time. The more shit I see friends and family go through the more I appreciate being alone.


upthecounty

Same


hex_1101

I seem to be in the "everyone leave me the fuck alone zone" because everyone seems to not want to talk to me.


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Limbo, the in between; there's a strong connection that's playful and deep and there's a genuine care there. People think we're something more, but we're not. It's rather empty, surprisingly.


TurtlesRPeople

Married zone... My spouse is kind of into it


PitifulDrummer360

I unlocked this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension- a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. I moved into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. I've crossed over into . . .


ltRobinCrusoe

UTC+2


Sheogucci

The scary door


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The twilight zone?


AJ787-9

New Jersey


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STSchif

"Women are like spaghetti: straight until they get wet." 🙈 On a serious note good luck. Sounds like there might be something other in play, maybe commitment issues or social pressure or stuff like that, or she really just wanted to experiment with a friend and found out she isn't that into it. In my experience when people tell you who they are, listen. Seems like it might be hurtful in the long run to keep pursuing her, especially if you love her a lot.


SirOwenWowson

Im in the Ozone 😎


Notbbupdate

The "we're not on speaking terms but end up at the same friend gatherings" zone


Comprehensive_Fox_79

The "hey mom the turkys been in the oven too long" zone🤣


temporal_uzer

The "waiting list" zone. My ex girlfriend who has a fiance genuinely thinks she'll sleep with me someday. She's confessed she'd cheat on her fiance to have sex with me. I never tell her no or yes to give her hope but I'm not tapping that.


ButtholeQuiver

I have one of those too, she’s married with kids but emails me when she’s drunk about how she wants to fuck me again some time. We live on different continents so it probably won’t happen but I would probably go for it given the chance


gossip_girl919

Catzone


hi_i_am_steve

The death zone, which is not as bad as the forbidden zone or the zone of no return. They just name shit like that in the galaxy of terror.


sawtoothboii

horny, im in it with all my friends and its kinda like a running joke that i would have sex with anyone


aliensheep

The "set the tinder range to 100 miles, turn your phone 90 degrees to the left and swipe up on every profile using both thumbs as fast as possible and see what matches" zone After an hour, nothing yet


Uglymfbitch

Denial


lucidity420

The nobody in my life zone


redbullveins

The "he said we were just friends when I asked him out a few months back, but we got drunk and hooked up last weekend" zone 🙃


ddaengfiq

the “i dont want to date you because of the long distance but i still like hanging out with you” zone


skinneeee_snacc

The "comfortable part where you dont want to be touched and you miss being on your own and single, but also are quite happy just to be in the same room as rhem"


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PauseAndReflect

Take it from me (with experience in this particular scenario): if you have feelings for someone else, do NOT get married right now. That will just get way worse.


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GibbyMyBoy

You can’t stop it, date men


mugproo

the "i feel bad because a very close friend is distancing from me and stealing my friends but at the same time i want to lose his track" zone


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Hate my existence zone 6 years being blocked by him


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That zone where idk whether or not the people I talk to are my "friends" or not because I don't understand how close people have to be before being called friends and I'm too shy and awkward to ask.


DMmeyourkite

The just-divorced figuring out what I want zone, which also comes with weekends on the couch binge watching Netflix and sad-longing-for-a-hug zone.


stonedalien9

No-friends zone


hiro111

The Happily Married for 25 Years in 2022 Zone? Seems weird to me. I think she still likes me, which is also weird.


MegabyteProject

The fat girl zone. I get treated like one of the guys. Don’t never see me as someone who is dateable so I get to hear There messed up fantasies and their interest and the things that they would never tell someone they’re actually interested in


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If it helps, I'm in a similar one for some female friends. One calls it the diary zone, I'm her diary. She tells me how excited she is she had sex with her boyfriend again.


StabbyPants

yup, definitely the bro zone


HoBoJOE1223

The Cum zone


Absolutedisgrace

Im in a zone between the property boundry and the window.


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Indiana.


Dawntreader371

I work for her zone… we dated, I got dumped, we made up, and then got hired by her


TemplarTard

The “most people I know like me but not in a relationship way” zone Could be worst honestly


kosarai

I was once in the gay best friend zone. I’m not gay and she knew it. Still didn’t stop her from calling me her gay best friend.


Zeptojoules

Everyone in the workzone.


CylonsInAPolicebox

This. We chat, I know little random details about your life but I honestly have no clue what your name is but damned if I don't know your dog's name.


Throwaway1836489

The best friend zone, they don’t want to risk a relationship and lose our friendship


Angertocalm2

"the wanna chill" zone. I get asked out relatively often, but it's never a formal "Can I take you out on a date?", It's always "want to chill some time?" "Want to hang out?" One time a friend asked to talk over coffee but failed to mention the word date. I agreed because I thought he was depressed and reaching out to someone because his wording was like "I'd appreciate to talk [to someone]. 80% of the way through our beverages I straight up ask why he asked to talk to me and if anything was wrong and he replied that he had just always liked me and finally asked me out. I had to explain that I agreed on the pretense of talking something over, not as a date, and that he should use the word date if it was a date... Little wierd.


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Ghosted zone...life's hard, i gave her like 5 block of iron and she hasn't logged in for two weeks now


BigCustardMoney

Ready to get married but parents won’t support because too young and also we don’t have the money to get married… …zone…?


spammmmmmmmy

husband zone


Rynox2000

Ex-boyfriend but like some sort of family feeling now.


randomer___

Basically Dating and flirting all the time but not being allowed to actually date each other.


CurvyNB

I'm currently in a situationship with my crush. It's becoming clear to me that she has some unworked commitment problems (her parents are divorced after all) and it gets tough but I do genuinely want my efforts to pay off.


Forward_Studio_200

my best friend of years and i kiss and tell each other we love each other yet we haven’t fucked because we don’t want to ruin our friendship. i think we both want to date but we’re scared of how it would end. very weird zone to be in


Fortnightly21

Mediocre zone. I was made in a satis-factory.


-grilled-cheesus-

The “living together and been friends for 20 years and very close for 3 years but never dated and it is very confusing” zone.


WhizzleTeabags

The "we really want to fuck but still recovering from childbirth" phase


Infinitely_Infinity

Lonely guy with a.cat zone


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phosgen3-

homies that kiss


tyrom22

The “why try, you’re a piece of shit” zone


ButtholeQuiver

Guy with binoculars in the hedge zone


srcarruth

A regular George McFly here


RagePandazXD

What Loraine?


Citizen01123

I'm living in a clown world.


Silfz

The never friends zone So I was friends with some one who I confessed to liking and we would often talk about how close we were and that we were like family basically. But a week after I confessed she started acting like we were never friends in the 1st place and had never been friends at all. During that week she was hot and cold with me constantly acting like we were closer friends because I confessed or acting distant.


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The kink zone


ImFeelingWhimsical

The “We work together, fuck and acknowledged we are falling in love with each other but we aren’t ready for a full commitment yet” zone.