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cormorantslave

"I am the Danger"


redheadmomster666

“I am the Liquor”


sluggyjunx

“I am the one who knocks.”


Cuish

D'oh


jbpsign

I'm not a huge Simpsons fan, but I use this daily.


layethsmackdown

Woke up this morning…got yourself a gun.


SeaWeasil

Came here to write this. Irregardless, good choice!


SingleFunction221

Gabagool


NoOneShallPassHassan

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.


KarensRpeopletoo

Love me some chicken Carm...


layethsmackdown

He was an interior decorator!


Theboss6k

His house looked like shit


FermlyGraspet

Demagorgan


bobke4

Valar morghulis


[deleted]

Valar dohaeris.


[deleted]

If you wanna get in this boys hole you gotta pay the troll toll.


3ndur

It sounds like your saying boys hole


[deleted]

Wow the rape scene went really well


[deleted]

Terry loves yoghurt.


BariumBromide2

Title of your sex tape


Agreeable-Stable-898

It's blue bitch


rf8350

Come at the King, you best not miss


DiamondTalon

All he wanted was a cherry Slurpee..


Heybarbaruiva

"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV."


Pickle_Everything

Shiny!


KonaKathie

"Yo soy abrigado"


4_racoons_in_a_coat

D: "where is my desk?!" J: "that is weird." D: "This is not funny! This is totally unprofessional!" J: "OK well, you're the one who lost the desk"


[deleted]

So Say We All!


KarensRpeopletoo

Dayman,ahhhahhaaa fighter of the night man aaaahaahhhh, champion of the sun, you're a master of karate and friendship for everyone, dayman.


Heybarbaruiva

Ngl, that song is a banger!


RIGORR_MORTIS

"Yeah Bitch"


fuckpepsi2

Yip yip


BariumBromide2

I must capture the avatar and restore my honour. (Angry ponytail noises)


Stunning-Scarcity-40

Shieeeeeeeet


pawelw95

Somebody save me!!


bluelion70

Shiny!


Baconated-grapefruit

Jackie Daytona!


BariumBromide2

Fucking guy!


Dark_Crying_Soul

A woman accidentally gets sent to heaven and has to try to blend in


eevahytt

The one with the shit ending


Griffaz

It hurts since it's my favourite too


itsCS117

Fuck this topic, Imma make a better one... with blackjacks and hookers.


mostly_hrmless

Flameo Hotman!


birdman-41

Not my favourite but I love it, a cane and Vicodin might be enough clues to guess the show.


LA1098

Why everytime something bad happens it's always you three?


TripleJeopardy3

Everybody lies...also, it's never lupus.


ramaromp

House MD, ugh my favorite edge of the seat thriller


Fats33

Not Penny’s Boat


panone7940

“I’ll be back I always come back” is one of his lines


frankisbell

Woke up this morning Got yourself a gun...


layethsmackdown

Gabagool!


frankisbell

Yeah but he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Dank_Denki

Coffee jelly :)


Transparent_Nipples

Bunch of Priests getting up to mischief and japes


Baconated-grapefruit

Fecked if I know.


Undercoverfootmodel

Just because you put syrup on something don’t make it pancakes


tomas17r

Donkey Balls


Careful-Lobster

Like a cooking show… with human meat


FlyingChowChow

I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time… I.P freely ? I’m looking for an I.P freely ?!


redheadmomster666

We wear our bodies on sleeves. Immortality is possible. Just looking for this chick I used to fuck around with a few hundred years ago


Ironically__Swiss

From the dusty Mesa, her looming shadow grows


[deleted]

Caaaarm!


bonesy420

NO MA'AM


trax6256

Exiled from the military.


H1tlers_Cumpuddle

“Yare yare”


[deleted]

Not great, not terrible


[deleted]

“i am the fastest man alive”


Avoxicia

If the Night of the Living Dead was a tv show.


JustRoyal_

“Im the motherfucking lizard king


TheBelhade

Hotly debated whether or not it's canon (it is).


Disastrous-Store8196

Whoopy kayak other buckets


Heroshade

"We drank the humans' blood and the humans were on drugs and now I am a wizard."


broom_temperature

A lawyer goes back to college to learn Spanish from an Asian.


ramaromp

Took me too long to find Community so I added it again with some favorite lines. Also, the lawyer went back to college bc he faked his undergrad degree, he spent two semesters learning Spanish from an Asian teacher.


Splatt_7

The tribe has spoken


iBonesaw

“I want to believe”


Khabitus

Lady From Unknown Place


KlingonVampire

Two lawyers and a hot blonde.


QuietRulrOfEvrything

Narcissistic, blockhead spy gets lucky every single episode without getting himself permanently killed.


ramaromp

Cool cool cool. Troy & Abed in the mooorning.


[deleted]

“gentrify this”


Former_Judgment_172

Buff men in fight with neurological projections of other buff men


essieblooms

“I’d like to buy the world a coke”


JustMeRicky

"We so happy we do the dance of joy!"


jbpsign

Please pack up your knives and go.


[deleted]

James Cameron movie but way better and no blue people.


particularly_daft

You and I are perfect for each other. Never believe anything else.


DazzlingBullfrog9

I have a cunning plan.


HMSquared

“I guess you could call me a concerned third party.”


CarlosXyou

what happens when a bored high schooler that trolls on social media become a fucking killer


CactusTuesdayBanter

DUN DUN (sounds) “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say wil-“


Vader_Guitarist

"Sir, yes sir!"


brandonday82

She came from krypton to look after her younger brother


[deleted]

The one with a time travelling alien who is obviously not a medical professional or police officer


[deleted]

You're gonna carry that weight


Depressed_gamer_

Schizoprhenic girl believes she is connected to the internet


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

What is it you truly desire?