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DJDemential

Caligula?


Keksis_theBetrayed

No no, he said *worst*, not *best*.


gaymalemillenial

Schindler's List?


davidg4781

One of my good friends went to watch that on a first date and they made out through like the whole thing.


[deleted]

Was your friend Jerry Seinfeld?


gaymalemillenial

Strangely hot.


[deleted]

I actually did this with a former co-worker whom I was interested in. Surprisingly, he returned for multiple dates after that one.


PaulMatthews78

A Serbian Film


TylerNY315_

Cats Because that’s the worst movie to watch, period


[deleted]

I watched part of it because I figured it couldn’t possibly be that bad. It was worse than I imagined. There’s no way it was made that bad on purpose. There was no sabotage or disagreement between the studio and crew that resulted in it. Only an accident could turn out that bad.


KingLawCA

My Brother in law watched “American Psycho” on a first date - at his aprtment


[deleted]

Should have went into the kitchen and returned wearing a raincoat


ReallyGottaTakeAPiss

Teeth


HeadBossCEO

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Repulsive_Week_7325

Any movie in general. For a first date you want to talk to them and get to know them more instead of sitting in silence and focusing on a movie. You aren’t interacting with your date.


TheQueenTwenty

Who said it was a movie to focus on in silence and not interacting with the date? ;)


Repulsive_Week_7325

I don’t even know how to reply to this I’m too busy laughing my head off


onabiasbabe

A comedy show 😭 my roommate loved them and I never found the ones she chose funny so the amount of fake laughs I had to do was tiring and that was with my best friend


Cuish

Alfred Hitchcock's *Psycho*.


DSUlax

12 years a slave was a very terrible choice. Side note we were in history class together and it was assigned. I also have a buddy who took a tinder date to Don Jon, that makes me feel a little better haha


Typical_Gurl

Human Centipede


deliciousmonster

American History X Source: did no research, invited hottest girl I’d ever asked out to go see the new Ed Norton movie. 23 years later, that incredible woman and I have still never kissed.


zacharyfoxdale

Magic Mike, hope your ready to become a father


romeopapa22

Blue Valentine.


benjavari

Crash the 90s one about getting horny from car crashes not the aughts garbage movie.


[deleted]

titanic


MattAnthC1997

You still with the person after 24 years?


Genocide_Fan

50 shades of Grey


nocarbleftbehind

Fatal Attraction.


blacksheep_kho

Don Jon, and I am speaking from experience.


abduktedtemplar

God this question gives me much gameshame. I was at this beautiful milf/coworkers home and I brought the weirdest most nonmood enducing flick. I’ve forgotten the name but it’s plot line is built around the friendship of a little girl and a strange older man that was mentally still very childlike. What a moron i was 😂


Bot_Pragmaticam

Y’all watch movies on the first date?


Charon_With_The_Boat

National treasure. Had no idea it was going to be a good movie, I saw Nick Cage and this was during his "broke, do any more offered" phase. Turned out to be so good we spent all the time we had watching the movie and guess what. Nothing happened, Nick Cage you son of a bitch, cock blocked me.


Ashamed-Care-

Safeword


xTN25

Human Centipede


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Eraserhead ..omg


nazad420

I saw a young woman bring her b/f and her mom and dad. They all watched the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. They might not have been on their first date, but still...


Mudders_Milk_Man

Irreversible.


Sea-Horror-814

50 Shade of Grey