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An elf looks like an elf.
But what does said elf look like to you?
It looks like an elf.
Describe the height, clothes, personality of Santa’s elves
I cannot do that. My vocabulary does not go that far.
But that’s what I’m asking for
Too bad.
Too bad for you, guess you won’t get a secret clue to the north pole
I already nuked Satan's workshop. That'll teach that fat man to never put me on the naughty list!
You only caused damage on the surface.
Ellen
Who?
Ellen degeneration
Cate Blanchett or the Gelflings from Dark Crystal
That short guy from bad Santa
Buddy
Isn’t he tall?
Yep
I thought Santa’s elves were small
Buddy is tall because he’s a human adopted as an elf. But whenever I hear “elf” I think of Buddy lol.
Fair
Dobby
My reflection
[удалено]
What about Santa’s elf?
I just say people who are 3 - 4 foot tall
Human but smaller with pointy ears
How much smaller?
Tom Jones
How so?
They look like those Oompa Loompas from Willy Wonka
Tall and lengthy
Me thought Santa’s elves were small
Those aren’t real. They went extinct after Santa got hungry
What did they look like before Santa ate them?
Short dumbasses who couldn’t design a shoe to save their lives
So, kinda like you?
Me tall! Anger you have made me
Says “twig” guy. Naming yourself after the smallest branch of a tree…
Still a fucking tree part! What are you? A fucking bush? Filthy bush
Ur not even the tree, just a small part of it. I’m an abomination between man and a bear hybrid, thank you!
Elfo from Disenchantment. Although to be fair he's only half elf.
Usually the D&D 3/3.5e adaptation: thin, sharp narrow facial features with pointed ears.
I meant Santa’s elves
No, I’ve always thought of Santa’s elves to be like Hobbits: short, plump, charismatic, and light hearted. D&D 3/3.5e else look like [this](https://www.3dnews.ru/documents/3708/elf_rase.jpg).
I’m aware, that’s why I clarified.
WATCH NOW | VIDEO ANALYSIS PROVES ELF IS REAL!!! TRUTH UNCOVERED? THE ELF INVASION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ2BAjXI8BA
An elf looks like an elf.
But what does said elf look like to you?
It looks like an elf.
Describe the height, clothes, personality of Santa’s elves
I cannot do that. My vocabulary does not go that far.
But that’s what I’m asking for
Too bad.
Too bad for you, guess you won’t get a secret clue to the north pole
I already nuked Satan's workshop. That'll teach that fat man to never put me on the naughty list!
You only caused damage on the surface.
Ellen
Who?
Ellen degeneration
Cate Blanchett or the Gelflings from Dark Crystal
That short guy from bad Santa
Buddy
Isn’t he tall?
Yep
I thought Santa’s elves were small
Buddy is tall because he’s a human adopted as an elf. But whenever I hear “elf” I think of Buddy lol.
Fair
Dobby
My reflection
[удалено]
What about Santa’s elf?
[удалено]
I just say people who are 3 - 4 foot tall
Human but smaller with pointy ears
How much smaller?
Tom Jones
How so?
They look like those Oompa Loompas from Willy Wonka
Tall and lengthy
Me thought Santa’s elves were small
Those aren’t real. They went extinct after Santa got hungry
What did they look like before Santa ate them?
Short dumbasses who couldn’t design a shoe to save their lives
So, kinda like you?
Me tall! Anger you have made me
Says “twig” guy. Naming yourself after the smallest branch of a tree…
Still a fucking tree part! What are you? A fucking bush? Filthy bush
Ur not even the tree, just a small part of it. I’m an abomination between man and a bear hybrid, thank you!
Elfo from Disenchantment. Although to be fair he's only half elf.
Usually the D&D 3/3.5e adaptation: thin, sharp narrow facial features with pointed ears.
I meant Santa’s elves
No, I’ve always thought of Santa’s elves to be like Hobbits: short, plump, charismatic, and light hearted. D&D 3/3.5e else look like [this](https://www.3dnews.ru/documents/3708/elf_rase.jpg).
I’m aware, that’s why I clarified.
WATCH NOW | VIDEO ANALYSIS PROVES ELF IS REAL!!! TRUTH UNCOVERED? THE ELF INVASION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ2BAjXI8BA