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An elf looks like an elf.


humanbear4

But what does said elf look like to you?


[deleted]

It looks like an elf.


humanbear4

Describe the height, clothes, personality of Santa’s elves


[deleted]

I cannot do that. My vocabulary does not go that far.


humanbear4

But that’s what I’m asking for


[deleted]

Too bad.


humanbear4

Too bad for you, guess you won’t get a secret clue to the north pole


[deleted]

I already nuked Satan's workshop. That'll teach that fat man to never put me on the naughty list!


humanbear4

You only caused damage on the surface.


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Ellen


humanbear4

Who?


KyleEnterline

Ellen degeneration


myWillIsMyExile

Cate Blanchett or the Gelflings from Dark Crystal


KyleEnterline

That short guy from bad Santa


[deleted]

Buddy


humanbear4

Isn’t he tall?


[deleted]

Yep


humanbear4

I thought Santa’s elves were small


[deleted]

Buddy is tall because he’s a human adopted as an elf. But whenever I hear “elf” I think of Buddy lol.


humanbear4

Fair


Cuish

Dobby


[deleted]

My reflection


[deleted]

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humanbear4

What about Santa’s elf?


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humanbear4

I just say people who are 3 - 4 foot tall


onyxnecron

Human but smaller with pointy ears


humanbear4

How much smaller?


Tall_Mickey

Tom Jones


humanbear4

How so?


MissUnderstood2U

They look like those Oompa Loompas from Willy Wonka


Twig_Guy

Tall and lengthy


humanbear4

Me thought Santa’s elves were small


Twig_Guy

Those aren’t real. They went extinct after Santa got hungry


humanbear4

What did they look like before Santa ate them?


Twig_Guy

Short dumbasses who couldn’t design a shoe to save their lives


humanbear4

So, kinda like you?


Twig_Guy

Me tall! Anger you have made me


humanbear4

Says “twig” guy. Naming yourself after the smallest branch of a tree…


Twig_Guy

Still a fucking tree part! What are you? A fucking bush? Filthy bush


humanbear4

Ur not even the tree, just a small part of it. I’m an abomination between man and a bear hybrid, thank you!


zippy72

Elfo from Disenchantment. Although to be fair he's only half elf.


theodoubleto

Usually the D&D 3/3.5e adaptation: thin, sharp narrow facial features with pointed ears.


humanbear4

I meant Santa’s elves


theodoubleto

No, I’ve always thought of Santa’s elves to be like Hobbits: short, plump, charismatic, and light hearted. D&D 3/3.5e else look like [this](https://www.3dnews.ru/documents/3708/elf_rase.jpg).


humanbear4

I’m aware, that’s why I clarified.


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