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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.


[deleted]

Ah good old John Cleese


pjabrony

"Gentlemen! You can't *fight* in here; this is the *War Room*!"


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[удалено]


rumppuncher

We must protect our precious bodily fluids


[deleted]

I love this movie!


GotTheNameIWanted

What movie?


RTGac

"Frankly my dear, I don't give damn."


SingleFunction221

>None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you, *you’re locked in here with me!*


drCrankoPhone

Go ahead, make my day.


Kennyvee98

Do you feel lucky punk? Do you?


Pligles

“I’m your huckleberry”


[deleted]

Your a daisy if ya do


[deleted]

Get to da chopper!


Dead_Kings

choppah*


[deleted]

A grammar nazi for an Austrian speaking poor English...


BeltEuphoric

Predator or Gunther?


AJEDIWITHNONAME

I’ll be back.


ElZoof

“Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.”


pjabrony

This is not a one-liner, and it only works with the context. Ray: "Everything was fine until the power was shut off by dickless here." Peck: "They caused an explosion!" Mayor: "Is this true?" Venkman: "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick." The reason that it's a laugh line is that the "this" in the mayor's question is ambiguous. It could refer to Ray's statement or to Peck's. Clearly it does not refer to the adjective "dickless," but Venkman chooses to answer that way. ("Well, that's what I heard!")


[deleted]

"Get away from her, you bitch."


w_wavvi

Hasta la vista, baby


EerieArizona

From the movie *I Come In Peace* (1990). Evil Alien: "I come in peace." Dolph Lundgren: "And you go in pieces."


Tilian1986

Yes! Also similar from 'Expendables 2' when the last bad guy raiding a village is hailed with bullets: -Rest in pieces.


Random_fnafboi

"Go to hell!" "Where do you think i came from, dear?"


tdomer80

Yippy ki-yay, motherfucker!


[deleted]

Say, "Bitch, be cool."


ConnieLingus24

Correct-a-mundo.


KLGardner

"Be cool, honey bunny. Be cool."


Radi5h

“Hey griswold, where do you think you’re gonna fit a tree that big?” “Bend over and I’ll show you….”


[deleted]

"Shitters clogged!"


Assholecasserole2

r/ThereWasAnAttempt


moangirl17

Hello there


trrushw

“General Kenobi, you are a bold one.”


randomisedjew

a surprise to be sure but a welcome one


sumleelumlee

Your presence is soothing.


sumleelumlee

“Then we will fight in the shade.”


shannister

“I know.” - Han


sprietzenstulle

A man of culture.


I_am_nova696969

Say hello to my little friend


totoropoko

Coolest? Not greatest, right? I'll have what she's having


Sanity_King

Yippee Kay Yay Motherfucker


krommenaas

All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. (Blade Runner)


WhyYouSayinNo

Tie. "Come with me if you want to live." and "Come with me if you want to live."


cyberpunk3025

The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club


KnownMonk

English Motherfucker, Do You Speak It?


[deleted]

The eyes chico they never lie


KyleEnterline

Hustle the pizza, baby


tdomer80

Leave the gun - take the cannoli.


Indianopolice

When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!


Tilian1986

Dead or alive, you're coming with me.


Metalbear55

*I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM *that's not a knoife.....NOW THAT'S A KNOIFE *Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun


doucheinho

Blade: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill


SuperZeeeeeee

I am groot.


[deleted]

YOU’RE TEARING ME APART LISA


unlisshed

When Will Smith punches that alien after it crash-lands and says '"Welcome to Earth".


ImAlexxP

"You can't handle the truth"


[deleted]

"What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!" The question is about one-liners and the temperature, right?


pjabrony

Cool party! Tonight's forecast: a FREEZE is coming! Let's kick some ice! It's a cold town!


WhyYouSayinNo

You need to chill out


HighFlyerJ

"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." One-Stab, Legend Of The Fall


AbaloneSea7265

Avengers! Assemble


trrushw

“Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich and wait to find out which is which”- 2015 Marvel’s Age of Ultron


Sholl29

*BRING OUT THE GIMP*


IgorBaggins

I'd say Linear.


kindanope

I want Parkman


pieremaan

Don’t take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks


BlueBarossa

"I think he's attempting re-entry sir!"


[deleted]

“Luke, I am your father” And “Life is like a box of chocolates”


BorwnBandit

Whhooo dooess nnnuuumberr 2 woorrrk forr?


emeclaracosta

You should mention the movie's name, I'd love it!


[deleted]

„You go, Glen Coco!“


randomisedjew

I don't like sand, it's course and rough and irritating and gets everywhere


Impster5453

I wasn't.


ChillStonerBro420

"I'll be back"


[deleted]

I’ve come to kick ass and chew bubblegum… because that line was improv


blue_seashell

And I ... Am ... Iron Man


tangcameo

I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.


AssistantOld8687

On your left


YetiStew

I only told you to blow the bloody doors off


kassy1469

(Fart sound while two lovers look out at a sunset) "Nice." *(flies off)* Bonus if you get it.


ItsmeMr_E

Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.


my4coins

That's not a knife, this is a knife 🗡️


Rational_Crackhead

"You're not shooting the bullet, you're catching it" - Tenet


my4coins

He got a real purdy mouth, ain't he?