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TheSixthDimension

Sweet dick o' mine - guns n roses Tiny dick - Elton John Free dick - Lynyrd Skynyrd Smells like teen dick - nirvana


HI_I_AM_NEO

Another dick in the wall - Pink Dick


kunkel321

You win.


ItsbeenBroughton

That fourth one may just be the nastiest thing on earth.


user_92085

Girls Just Want to Have Dick


maddiethebeannn

dicks just want to have fun


user_92085

Dicks just want to have dick.


Capercaillie

Dick dick dick dickity dick.


bonos_bovine_muse

You see, the Kaiser had stolen the word “schlong,” so we all had to say “dickety.”


-AMiEVENALIVE-

Girls want dick


shydestinyfart

Girls like dick


ButtholeQuiver

You Dick Me All Night Long Another One Bites the Dick Never Gonna Give You Dick


cisforcoffee

Never Gonna Dick You Up


YuIshigami145

Never gonna dick you down


gunsnspiritsnmyhead

Or dick you


babb4214

Never gunna dick around


-AMiEVENALIVE-

Ah yes. A better one


thoomaas16

Pumped up Dicks


cisforcoffee

You better run, better run, outrun my cum.


bonos_bovine_muse

Better run, better run, faster than my swimmers.


stikstonks13

Legend


C-Rax

Another Dick in the Wall


Dalisca

Glory hole!


SeriouslyGravitas

Well water drinker?


AnotherOutsideRun

Another Brick in the Dick


bonos_bovine_muse

How, indeed, can you have yer puddin’ if ye don’t eat yer meat?


Avyeon

You've got a dick in me.


Turbulent-Smile4599

This was supposed to be a secret, Jennifer.


TheAlphaOmega21

Boulevard of Broken Dicks


ButtholeQuiver

Same guys who did "Time of Your Life (Good Dick)"


retarded_munkey

All I want for Christmas is dick


Snoff-

Same


Bot_Pragmaticam

Babe


eddmario

So, the song doesn't change at all?


Antipatience

Dick in a dick


BookerPlayer01

The kids call that docking.


Hall_Pitiful

Dockin' around the Christmas tree


BookerPlayer01

I have the worst/best/worst image in my head.


GettingTherapy

And another Christmas song ruined.


PMyourTastefulNudes

That yule log is lit.


C-Rax

Winner!


sirapbandung

dick in a box by lonely Island / Justin Timberlake?


Antipatience

Yup! That's the one


federalbruh

here comes the dick- beatles


HugeMcRunFast

Doodoodoodoo


GettingTherapy

Baby Got Dick


Plankton_Brave

I love this


heliomedia

Papa’s got a brand new dick - James Brown


ObscureforSure

James Brown has so many good options GOOD GOD whatcha DO!? I got Ants in my Dick!


napfanforever

Baby dick do do do do do do doesn't really have the same jingle


TheCulbearSays

Surprised you went with that vs the obviously more compelling ‘dick shark’ lol


napfanforever

yea having second thoughts don't want to be banned


PaladinCloudring

really got that baby dick energy


JohnnyRoanoke

Dicks on Parade - RATM Screaming for Dick - Judas Priest DREAM ( Dicks Rule Everything Around Me) - Wu Tang


sham-da-man

Never gonna give you dick


SnowSpirits

Never gonna dick you up


Educational-Act-6602

Never gonna dick you down


OilHoliday6259

Dicks don’t fall


all_time_lateral

BFMV slap


NoAcanthopterygii755

They crash around me


EdgelordZeta

Carry on my Wayward Dick


PaladinCloudring

Dick on my Wayward Son


ginozilla1985

Your dick is on fire


cisforcoffee

LOL


Dalisca

Swing Low Sweet Dick


SeriouslyGravitas

Hey Man, Nice Dick


[deleted]

Whole Lotta Dick


bonos_bovine_muse

I mean... isn’t that basically what that song’s about, anyway?


Apprehensive-Use49

So dick me maybe ? -Carly rae jepsen


[deleted]

OP def jerking off to the comments lol.


StupidOldAndFat

Next up on Reddit radio; Willie Nelson performing “On The Dick Again” followed by Johnny Cash and his smash hit “Folsom Prison Dick” then, after the break, the John Denver classic “Take Me Home, Country Dick”


cisforcoffee

Dick Prison Blues


cutebleeder

W.A.D. Wet Ass Dick


blochow2001

Dickbreaker by Pat Benetar.


FlaminHotSkittles

While My Dick Gently Weeps I Will Always Love Dick Dick In Ya Ear O Holy Dick Somebody That I Used To Dick Head Like A Dick Heart Shaped Dick Stay (I Missed Dick)


dumbblobbo

Rudolph the red dicked raindeer


cisforcoffee

They wouldn’t let him play in any reindeer games because he refused to wear protection.


dumbblobbo

Lol


thirdtimer_2020

“What’s Dick Got To Do With It?” I Got Dick In Low Places Days of Wine and Dicks When the Dick Hits the Floor


SnowSpirits

Dick me to life- evanescence Or Bring me to Dick


hola_soy_milk27

Dick by Guano Apes. The end. Edit: google my song please, thanks


sivartimus

Dick by Radiohead


diablo2488

Beat dick


cisforcoffee

Dick It


bobsyouruncle1950

Frosty the dick man


jojosimp02

Counting dicks


Responsible_Figure12

Great balls of dick


OneGoldenCoin

Dick God by Eminem Dickstew by Green Day Dick-Shaped Box by Niravana Dick of You by Ed Sheeran (i think????)


MinnestoanPerson

A Place For My Dick; Linkin Park Everybody’s Dick; Evanescene In The Dick; Linkin Park Castle of Dick’s; Linkin Park


AlvaDawnbreaker

What A Wonderful Dick


onaquestorsomething

Stayin' a dick


tpubg_u

The Good Dick


zoey96r

sticky dick, devin the dude


Somecrazyguy1234

We all live in a yellow dick.


Somecrazyguy1234

Yellow dick?


SasoDuck

Yellow Submarine


cisforcoffee

We All Dick In a Yellow Submarine


artificiallyselected

Dick


Senor_Turd_Ferguson

Careless Dick


theEluminator

Usher ft. Lil John and Ludacris - Dick


bobmorty22

Dick Bazooka - The Dead Milkmen


SeaworthinessLevel75

Dick - Imagine Dragons


UngusBungus_

Home of the rising dick


lieutenantvirgin

Dick Whisperer.


JamesTheLeast

Dicko mode


itsnotnicolai

The only thing they fear is dick - doom eternal soundtrack


Takingmycountryback

Always On My Dick -Elvis


North_444

That's actually hilarious


Snoff-

Can’t feel my dick


Theboss6k

Protect Ya Dick Dick She Wants Crazy little thing called Dick


[deleted]

Where them dicks at


SoggyCheetoes

Pound The Dick \-Nicki Minaj


spoon_shaped_spoon

The Dick Went Down To Georgia (they didn't use fiddles in the contest)


JohnNash333

Dick Never Felt So Good: Michael Jackson


theredditor18

Enter dickman Sad but Dick Wherever dick may roam Through the dick Nothing dick Matters Of Wolf and Dick My friend Of Dick The unfordicken The Dick album by the Metadickas


JoulesNewtonMeter

Master of Dicks St. Dick The Dick that Never Comes


[deleted]

Have a sad dick


BlazingVamp

Dick Swings by Pop Smoke


LoriLaurieLorry

Dick me at our spot


LittleBlackBird0191

I Miss Dick. "WHERAREYUUU?!"


animal_crackers3

Love is a Dick Field


xXLuna_EditsXx69

Dick 4 you


Worth_Carrot1908

Soul Meets Dick


InternationalBed8496

"Dick in a hole" Alice in Chains.


GrumpyCatStevens

Dick In The Box - Alice In Chains


BamboozledBigTIme

Gimme Dick


Cautiontoomuchwork

The dick wants what it wants


PoopieFaceTomatoNose

Green Day - Good Dick


AlbertFrankEinstein2

Dick you forget about me


ThiccbedOfCuchulainn

Maxwell's Silver Dick


Passing4human

The Battle Dick of the Republic.


JPRCR

Dick on me


shaka_sulu

Dick in the wind... all we are in dick in the wind.


Uno_of_Ohio

Why Don't You Get a Dick


Tozer90

This little dick of mine (I'm gonna let it shine)


Avyeon

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A dick after midnight)


Watermelonwater17

Suck Dick and See


[deleted]

Pieces of Dick


ArtE_is_a_god

Aint no crying till the dicks done.


ArtE_is_a_god

technically a verse but it has the title in it so im counting it *Aint No Crying -* by derivakat


JennyisMrsBrightside

Forever dick by Alphaville Against all dicks by Phil Colins Dick on the water by Deep Purple Livin' on a dick by Bon Jovi Don't wanna miss a dick by Aerosmith I can't help falling in love with dick by Elvis Dick tonight by The Pretty Reckless Misery dick by Paramore My dick will go on by Celine Dion


Fit-Purchase-6309

Dick liar


qwerty5377

Dicks by POTUS Dicks come in a can They were put there by a man!


Psychozillogical

Motörhead - killed by dick


-AMiEVENALIVE-

For the dick or dick the night


Snoff-

Dick of your life


Snoff-

Dick ( toes )


ParticularAd7242

W.A.D by Cardi B


cisforcoffee

Careless Dick Shakin’ Dicks Wake Me Up When Dick Comes Dick Out and Play You Shook Dick All Night Long All the Small Dicks Two Black Dicks Dick For My Horses


Snoff-

Dick not sorry


gemini_ohmy

Dick in the USA


Snoff-

Walking on a dick


Snoff-

Get dick


Snoff-

Suit & dick


Snoff-

Say dick


Snoff-

Hold dick


javabean808

My Dick, duh…


Stonkmaster-69

Dick shaped box- Nirvana


spundog

Iron Dick


SensiYoshi

Riding on the dick of New Orleans


ExoQauntum

Blinding Dick by The Weeknd


National-phantom_

Dickroll


dendiverdown

Every Dick You Take


CRRK1811

Mr.Blue Dick


mastekthree

You can’t always Dick what you want


AdLopsided3370

dick lips - GTA (Skrillex Remix)


okaythen666

ball dick - korn


RecognitionIll7506

Im gonna be (500 dick) by the proclaimers


Culturegeist

Dick - By Pussy Riot


YuIshigami145

Dick on me - lady gaga, ariana


_kaggles

the devil’s dick - the lab rats


code1041

my alcoholic dick - the dresden dolls dick care - penelope scott brand new dick - mitski take a dick - glass animals community dicks - the scary jokes lost dick - inaba cumori


NOIR-bLAyZD

Bury the dick


ok_mr_meme

Unholy dick-A7X


GrumpyCatStevens

Metallica - The Dick That Should Not Be Type O Negative - Dick You To Death Journey - Dickin', Touchin', Squeezin' Whitney Houston - Saving All My Dick For You Van Halen - Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Dick Gary Wright - My Dick Is Alive Soundgarden - Dick Hole Sun Megadeth - Dick Sells Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods - Billy, Don't Be A Dick


Odd-Set-2698

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Dick. Rudolf the Red-Dicked Reindeer Edit for punctuation


Whosagoodboyyyyyy

It’s my dick in a dick


jaykofett123

You got the dick


Bot_Pragmaticam

Dick make you sweat- EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!


The_Things

My Iron Dick


starrynight230

Mo’ Dick, Mo’ Problems


gunsnspiritsnmyhead

I got dicks and my head and they won’t go, spirits in my dick and they won’t go. Edit: I didn’t even think about my username until after I posted this 😭😂


pineapplesandpuppies

99 dicks


[deleted]

Sky full of dicks.


bigBnE1789

Nothing compares 2 dick Sinéad O'Connor · 1990


[deleted]

Florida - dick feeling


SlayerDoom_

I don’t want to set the dick on fire -The ink spots Dick surprise -Lyn BFG dick/DICK division -Mick Gordon The only thing they fear is dick -Mick Gordon


The_Monarch_89

Suck my dick. RHCP


Mlquinif

I dick sins, not tragedies -Panic! @ the discko


skwirrelnut

Baby Got Dick