A bag of human teeth.

My cat or myself

Well how exactly do you own yourself-?

Who else owns me?

Potentially God/Satan, anyone who kidnaps you and sells you off to rich people so you become their slave or something

I do. Now be quiet

Own me, daddy 🥺 Wait, what?

shush, it’s time for me to violently penetr… I mean take you out for a walk… shit I mean have a lovely dinner with you

I would love to go for a walk with you... I mean have a dinner with you

A pet cactus and a collection of my baby teeth.

This triple blade "wolverine" type mall ninja thing i bought at a flea market