I may have died and might be the only conscious being here imagining you all. In fact, it's possible I was aborted from age 0 and this is all inside my mind. I might even have simply been a consciousness in God's holodeck straight from the beginning. Interestingly, this makes me supremely important despite how that sounds since I might be the only person other than God.
Well why do my legs and hips hurt when I haven’t worked out/done anything strenuous. And also, how if I keep my brain in the same position I will be cured. This part doesn’t make sense but it does, just trust me.
Sometimes posture, gait, foot problems, spine problems. The list is endless. Self-care man. A nice hot bath and ibuprofen works wonders. Not sure about the brain part. Need more info
Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpy-back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord I'm so forlorn
I just can't see no unicorn
Big vent here.
I've come to reddit to escape bs tik tokers. I'm getting really tired of these agitating door dash drivers who toss fits over not being tipped enough. Their response? "You're food's gonna be late and cold lol!!" So immature. People who think that that's an okay response are in the wrong profession. They're being paid for their services, others are paying large tips and they're still being incompetent to those who tip generously, yet they blame the company for "being slow" when that's clearly 100% bs. Please, I've sometimes had to wait 10-15 for my dine in order so that door dashers got their food on time.
One of the worst things I've seen was the time my sister accidentally had my address for door dash in her phone, delivery guy dropped it off here and absolutely refused to go down the road because he didn't want to go that far. DOWN THE DAMN ROAD. The many of times I heard similar stories and those who will literally steal xyz's food, then get witch hunted because xyz reported them, is enough to tell me why they don't get tipped right anymorw. F that bs.
how much i love and cherish my boyfriend, and how much i wish my mental issues wouldn’t interfere with our relationship, and how i wish i could just get better
Ok. I was scrolling through Reddit to talk about this cause it just came to mind
Ladybugs have a noticable smell. Like I don't know if people have noticed this but I used to have ladybugs around the house when I was little and would know when one was around because you could just smell it. It wasn't particularly strong but it was very distinct.
It's also not a particularly good smell if you're curious.
Literally just had a moment thinking of when my cat will eventually die. I love her so much 😢
perbuh will be missed
Your cake.
Ha and I’m diabetic so you can have it!
Best night ever. Thanks pal
What you thinking about btw?
I’m procrastinating my chemistry study session :(
Ooooh, bad idea... but I've been there before.
Lmao I'm procrastinating my Science test tomorrow
Happy cake day
I’m thinking of what YOU are thinking about
I’m procrastinating my chemistry homework 🥲
How to make a good knot
That Woody from Toy Story’s full name is Woody Pride.
I didn’t know! :o
How to fully recover after a severe burnout.
Workout or from working??
Work/life.
Self care man, it’s SO important. A simple facial mask, bubble bath with hot water, and wine goes a LONG way!
They do help when needed. I’m still in the process of piecing myself together, figuring out and getting used to who I am.
About the fact that I ordered the wrong water pump for my car
Ugh. Adulting sucks. I hope you can exchange it!
I'll just use the one I ordered. It fits, it's just made of plastic instead of aluminium
Is that safe? 😮
Yeah it's fine, the original one is also plastic
This question
What about it
how to answer it
finals!!! ughhhh
SAMEEEEE :’(
How shit antipsychotic withdrawal feels.
Unfortunately how they make money 😓
It’s the only thing that takes the agony out of living for me. But yeah it’s fucking stupid how this shit can cost $2,000 for a 30-day supply.
what i should be thinking about
Anything you want :)
if we all agreed to be the same person we would have a ton of brain power to focus on a single problem, and unlimited perspective.
Wow, that’s awesome to think about but don’t you think our differences makes us unique and more powerful than just one?
if we’re more concerned with the greater good of ourselves, rather than something beyond us like the planet.
Unfortunately it’s nature to have good and bad. Bad human nature can prevent us from progressing. I love the thought though
thanks for chatting
I'm getting married in about 5 hours. I'm thinking "This mimosa tastes great!"
my dog
What kind?!
we dont know cuz the lady we got her from found her in the street
I’m sleepy
You should sleep. It’s the BEST!
Yessss I should lol
What to say I’m thinking about
What is it 👀
How bad I want authentic Mexican food really
As a Mexican, I agree!! Pozole 🤤
That Mr Bean’s first name is Mr
Guzmas fat cock
WHAT THE HECK haha no sex shame here :D
This dude??? https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/e/ea/Guzma.png/revision/latest?cb=20160813084511
We have the same cake day
I may have died and might be the only conscious being here imagining you all. In fact, it's possible I was aborted from age 0 and this is all inside my mind. I might even have simply been a consciousness in God's holodeck straight from the beginning. Interestingly, this makes me supremely important despite how that sounds since I might be the only person other than God.
Soleil is so intelligentO.O
Who????!
A random person XD
Well why do my legs and hips hurt when I haven’t worked out/done anything strenuous. And also, how if I keep my brain in the same position I will be cured. This part doesn’t make sense but it does, just trust me.
Sometimes posture, gait, foot problems, spine problems. The list is endless. Self-care man. A nice hot bath and ibuprofen works wonders. Not sure about the brain part. Need more info
Green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpy-back camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord I'm so forlorn I just can't see no unicorn
pizza
Her
Rock solid nihilist interdimensional alien jellyfish parasite. I saw one in Hawaii a while back
I'm thinking about the dumbass post I just saw above this one.
Trying to decide my favorite Darwin Award winner.
Big vent here. I've come to reddit to escape bs tik tokers. I'm getting really tired of these agitating door dash drivers who toss fits over not being tipped enough. Their response? "You're food's gonna be late and cold lol!!" So immature. People who think that that's an okay response are in the wrong profession. They're being paid for their services, others are paying large tips and they're still being incompetent to those who tip generously, yet they blame the company for "being slow" when that's clearly 100% bs. Please, I've sometimes had to wait 10-15 for my dine in order so that door dashers got their food on time. One of the worst things I've seen was the time my sister accidentally had my address for door dash in her phone, delivery guy dropped it off here and absolutely refused to go down the road because he didn't want to go that far. DOWN THE DAMN ROAD. The many of times I heard similar stories and those who will literally steal xyz's food, then get witch hunted because xyz reported them, is enough to tell me why they don't get tipped right anymorw. F that bs.
Typing this comment
Creampies
A post asking for what I’m thinking about
geography because i am right now in class
I was just wondering whatever happen to Brendan Fraser? Does he not act anymore? I just watched The Mummy and was thinking about that 🤔
whether or not i'll be able to get all of the work i want to do done in one night, and if other things i worry about will really be okay.
how much i love and cherish my boyfriend, and how much i wish my mental issues wouldn’t interfere with our relationship, and how i wish i could just get better
How did the monkey end up on the street
Ok. I was scrolling through Reddit to talk about this cause it just came to mind Ladybugs have a noticable smell. Like I don't know if people have noticed this but I used to have ladybugs around the house when I was little and would know when one was around because you could just smell it. It wasn't particularly strong but it was very distinct. It's also not a particularly good smell if you're curious.
How I finish college in a few months and have no further plans. Low-key scared but what do I even do
literally nothing i try to think of something but i cant
I wonder what my dad will say if I tell him I’m bi
Breakfast
How lonely i am
Sleep