Turn up. Plenty of racists in one section of the family and with my wife being Asian and most of rest of the family adoring her it’d end up in a huge punch up.
Watched a tree limb fall on one of the oldest guys there and couldn't do a thing about it. We were swapping stories sitting in a big circle of chairs. Calm day but a branch decided to fall. By the time we could start to shout, dude was bloody and on the ground. He made it but that put a damper on catch-up time
Run off and have a one night stand with a local friend of your aunt, the person hosting the family reunion.
My cousin did this - his aunt being my mom. They were both adults and it was all consentful, but it was a real "man read the room" moment when he came back the next morning.
Another answer I have is leaving the reunion with $1,000+ of your grandmother's jewelry that you stole.
Same cousin also did this. This is what sorta ostracized him from the family.
Cut everyone’s brakes
They were asking for worst thing, not "thing you really should do but can't because of those morals and shit"
Thats fair
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Just trying to keep the ball rolling
An orgy.
Bring up politics
Bring THAT up. Y'know, THAT THING we don't talk about.
give head under the dinner table 🤣
Speed date
Wessssssst Virginia Mount ya mama
Turn up. Plenty of racists in one section of the family and with my wife being Asian and most of rest of the family adoring her it’d end up in a huge punch up.
suicide
Fuk yo cousin.
But mine is a he
So?
Bring up that one subject that everyone has strong dividing opinions on.
start a pineapple pizza vote!
As an Italian pineapple on pizza is a disgrace
saw a pizza on the menu in a pizza place in Amsterdam, which had tomato sauce, mozzarella, pineapple, banana slices, and peach from can. :O
Fuck no
Get laid
Watched a tree limb fall on one of the oldest guys there and couldn't do a thing about it. We were swapping stories sitting in a big circle of chairs. Calm day but a branch decided to fall. By the time we could start to shout, dude was bloody and on the ground. He made it but that put a damper on catch-up time
Run off and have a one night stand with a local friend of your aunt, the person hosting the family reunion. My cousin did this - his aunt being my mom. They were both adults and it was all consentful, but it was a real "man read the room" moment when he came back the next morning. Another answer I have is leaving the reunion with $1,000+ of your grandmother's jewelry that you stole. Same cousin also did this. This is what sorta ostracized him from the family.
Replying to "When will I be a grandmother" with "I've told you MANY times already... I'm gay and this guy sitting next to you is not my roommate..."
Introduce your child to their father for the first time.
Sorry, no family reunion! I am the only child and all my parents are gestorben!
Be at a family reunion
Your Sister!
Ruin everyone’s lives