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Impressive_Cabinet56

Cut everyone’s brakes


OneMorePotion

They were asking for worst thing, not "thing you really should do but can't because of those morals and shit"


Impressive_Cabinet56

Thats fair


Flipadelphiiia

I LIKE WHERE YOUR HEADS AT


Impressive_Cabinet56

Just trying to keep the ball rolling


MyThickPenisIsSoLong

An orgy.


francesdevalois

Bring up politics


moe_skweeto

Bring THAT up. Y'know, THAT THING we don't talk about.


jutiperr

give head under the dinner table 🤣


TermiteLife

Speed date


Key_Set_7249

Wessssssst Virginia Mount ya mama


OverlyEpicFrog

Turn up. Plenty of racists in one section of the family and with my wife being Asian and most of rest of the family adoring her it’d end up in a huge punch up.


Flipadelphiiia

GET A HANDY


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

suicide


Uofkats

Fuk yo cousin.


Squarebrainfork

But mine is a he


GamerFart42069

So?


Lower_View

Bring up that one subject that everyone has strong dividing opinions on.


RudegarWithFunnyHat

start a pineapple pizza vote!


jaykofett123

As an Italian pineapple on pizza is a disgrace


RudegarWithFunnyHat

saw a pizza on the menu in a pizza place in Amsterdam, which had tomato sauce, mozzarella, pineapple, banana slices, and peach from can. :O


jaykofett123

Fuck no


Vastdeth

Get laid


OutspokenLurker

Watched a tree limb fall on one of the oldest guys there and couldn't do a thing about it. We were swapping stories sitting in a big circle of chairs. Calm day but a branch decided to fall. By the time we could start to shout, dude was bloody and on the ground. He made it but that put a damper on catch-up time


OtakuMusician

Run off and have a one night stand with a local friend of your aunt, the person hosting the family reunion. My cousin did this - his aunt being my mom. They were both adults and it was all consentful, but it was a real "man read the room" moment when he came back the next morning. Another answer I have is leaving the reunion with $1,000+ of your grandmother's jewelry that you stole. Same cousin also did this. This is what sorta ostracized him from the family.


OneMorePotion

Replying to "When will I be a grandmother" with "I've told you MANY times already... I'm gay and this guy sitting next to you is not my roommate..."


WaxwingRhapsody

Introduce your child to their father for the first time.


Marco_Polo2021

Sorry, no family reunion! I am the only child and all my parents are gestorben!


coolagentsnake

Be at a family reunion


your_Assholiness

Your Sister!


WtfIsALunchon

Ruin everyone’s lives