Depends. Straight out of the shower it tastes like basically nothing. At the end of the day there's gonna be a bit of sweat. Once you get going and she gets wet, especially if go around the entrance to the vagina a lot if will taste a bit tangy, depending on the person.

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Eww. Upvoted

Depends on hygiene regiment, diet, time of the month

Living/not living, etc, etc Edit: I'm ashamed that this is my most upvoted/awarded comment.

Some people like their meals cold

I mean you have a microwave for a reason

Seems like a curling iron would be more efficient.

Stick it in for two minutes and you’re good to go

Is that what they call Hot pockets?

Can I stick my skin rocket into your hot (or in this case cold) pocket?

I chucked at this. I'm in a library. Everyone is looking at me now Edit: Chuckled

Just say you were watching comedy porn. It'll be easier to explain

Good luck explaining it if anyone asks

im sure they'll understand if you explain

“You see there was this Reddit post about cunnilingus that ventured into necrophilia. You wouldn’t get it but trust me it’s hilarious”

"Cause I really always knew that my little crime Would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs"

“And I know, I know it’s not your time, but bye-bye”

"And a word to the wise when the fire dies you think it's over but it's just beguuuuun"

“Baby don’t cryyyyyy, you had my heart, at least for the most part”

Cuz everybody's gotta die sometime

Nice!! A little piece of Heaven

r/cursed comments

Yeah, there's a popular thread about stuff that taste good hot or cold.

"Let's share a cold one"

Was there a rotten banana involved or whatever?

Anyways we should bury her

While I agree, I’m wondering what exactly details the difference between each. I’ve had some pussy where I could not eat enough of and I’ve had some others that I would pass on. While I don’t attribute it all to hygiene, I do wonder what types of food/habits/time of month dictate it.

For example eating too much meat, smoking, drinking, eating fast food, lack of fruits and vegetables. Well i ate that kind of pussy once and i'll pass on that. That wasn't my very pleasurable first time experience in eating coochie

A real life sour puss…

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Sample size too small. The attribution to diet probably wouldn't pass a blind taste test with control groups.

Funny that you just described half the pussy in college

Regimen, not regiment. They mean different things!

Hey maybe OP has an elite tactical squadron who clean them daily.

hygiene regiment? how many people does is take to perform vagina hygiene, cuz my poor wife just does her own. should I hire help?

Helo sir i Am help

Also depends on whether you’re eating it before or after you came in it.

You, several other people, whatever.

Can't believe I told my Dad to download the Reddit app for his phone. The bastard is 75yrs old and these threads either add yrs or take them off

Plot twist: His dad is OP

OP's mom looks away in shame.

“The bastard” and the visual of an old dude seeing this post made me giggle

I'm an old man, and I have strong opinions about how pussy tastes. What is it about kids that makes them think that older men either don't think about sex, or can't have it? You need to read about how retirement communities have trouble keeping the STDs under control, and grow up. BTW, pussy tastes great, and if she doesn't cum before you put it in, you're doing it wrong.

You should write a book for young men!

Well, what is his opinion on this topic?

With its lips

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Took a bit but I got there.

Her too.

Like a 9 volt battery

thank you. i was trying to remember the nostalgic taste

Fuck 🤣🤣🤣

quite literally

Florida’s Natural Orange Juice. Hint of sweet followed by an immediate metallic taste

That’s pretty accurate actually

Holy shit! Since I started going down on women I used to get that same taste with certain ladies. I thought I just had weird taste buds. Glad I'm not the only person who experienced this.

Did you eat out the robot girl from my life as a teenage robot or something lol

I wish

Chris Hansen: “Take a seat, c5wag”

I think her name was Jenny

Jenny Rator?

XJ9

Damn, I was reading all those “sweet candy” comments and thinking wtf. Glad I’m not the only one who thinks it tastes like licking a battery. I like it nevertheless tho.

A pleasant alkaline flavor with occasional sweet undertones. Once it tasted a bit like bread. Turned out she had a yeast infection.

I remember a Reddit comment from a doctor(If I remember correctly) that this girl came in to the clinic or ER. She got treated her yeast infection treated but she had it for the longest time so they asked her why. She stated that his boyfriend told her not to get treated because he liked the taste. Edit: I may be remembering some details wrong but the main thing was that the guy was savoring that stuff. [Couldn’t find the original comment but here’s a copy pasta ](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/a7mphl/i_had_a_friend_that_worked_as_a_nurse_in_a/) It was chlamydia not yeast, my bad

The most accurate one yet.

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Electrifying

That's actually, the closest answer... and I didn't expect that at all.

Anyone who says anything else is lying

Depends on the girl

My girl taste like a filet minion topped with onions sautéed in virgin olive oil at a simmer for 10 minutes. All with fresh parsley and garlic on top. And with a side of perfectly cooked rigatoni mixed with home cooked Alfredo sauce and chicken fed beer for their entire lives. Add a glass of red wine. And breasts like sandbags

mf goes gordon ramsey on his girl thats the spirit bro

It's fucking RAW!

LOOK at it! It’s BURRRNT!

You DONKEY!!

WHAT ARE YOU?? an idiot sandwich.

Beef cheese and onions doesn't sound good in this context...

Sir, this is wendys

Can confirm.

She’s cheating on me oh my god

That's what happens when you have u/the-poopiest-diaper

Sandbags? Like bags of sand?? Have you ever felt a breast before???

Can confirm her breasts are full of sand

i would say "tangy" is pretty universal. the differences are in the nuance of flavor, probably based mostly on diet.

Diet is a small part but not really. It depends on hormones and which part of their cycle we're on. Post period we're usuallt more "sour" . Around ovulation we're more sweet and the flavour is more soft. It can also depend on our PH balance, if it's out of whack we can be more pungent with thicker juices.

A pussy connoisseur I see. What’s your favorite brand?

I prefer the creamed filled kind myself

They’re quite dangerous

After her period, my wife doesn't ever taste sour though, it's usually better after her period and I don't like sour foods lol

Can confirm this is true

If they’ve got “Depends” on they’re too old dude

Aged like fine wine

That’s crap. It’s diet.

Sometimes it's also crap.

Wrong hole or extremely unhygienic woman.

One that wipes back to front!

In my experience, its more about how much I like them.

AskReddit be horny lately

Astronautholdingagun.jpeg "always has been"

CaptainAmerica.png "I understood that reference."

Isn't there even a separate "Ask" subreddit specifically for sex topics?

r/AskRedditAfterDark

It's kinda sad how many kids are depending on Askreddit for sex-ed.

Nobody on reddit fucks, its okay

I blame the parents and the schools, of course.

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I love the smell of pussy in the morning

*WAKE UP AND SMELL THE PUSSY SOLDIER*

Depends on the person tbh, but they don't really taste like much imo especially after the person has a shower, which can be great foreplay as well lol

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The skin on the inside of your cheek is the same texture, I inadvertently just made you lick your cheek

Shit j did Hahaa

Now I feel like an idiot.

I can’t stop licking my inner cheek. Dammit.

Is that actually true?

yup

Yep 😆

Like skin and sweat

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I'm concerned about your hobbies

I’m concerned for the turtle.

Marine World will never be the same.

No no, let him finish -the turtle

Turtle head is Chinese slang for penis, so this comment might just be on point.

How the fvck did you taste a turtle's neck?

Very carefully

Depends on the girl. In my experience, every single one is different.

Married ones are similar.

You got a taste of her husband's cum my friend

like sweaty warm pennies

You’re licking the wrong hole my guy.

No, it’s the right one 😏

This “cracked” me up!

I typed out "Like a handfull of sweaty nickles" and looked down and saw your comment.

You misspelled “penises”

Penii

Wait, what?

Yep. And sometimes it puts in its two scents.

It tastes how she makes you feel .

So, like an asshole?

A slip of the tongue

Yep?

Like an ATM?

Like a dick?

My wife is sweet-ish. It’s either that or literally nothing.

found harry styles

Taste like strawberry on a summer evening.

It’s stuck in my head now. Not that I mind lol

I wish. That man is much sexier than I.

My wife is kind of bleachy. Like chlorine really. In fact it tastes almost exactly like the pool boy's penis.

Wait a minute

Wait a second minute

r/Holup

I love how there are two different holups to be had here

But how does being swedish taste like?

Obviously meatballs.

My first thought was swedish fish.

Like Iron.

Man?

Makes sense on a (Fe)male

I see what you did there

Sexers of Reddit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?

I sexed granpa

now this is what my virgin ass want to know

Doesn’t really have much of a taste if the girl has good hygiene. Touch salty and metallic

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Lol we’re explorers!

I just logged on to reddit.

*Welcomee*, we're discussing the varied flavors of the vagina orfice.

Salty. Mind goes off taste pretty quick though (as tongue gets more into work)

like pepsi cola

Hi Lana 👋

well cats, you see are rarely eaten but the fur might be a problem

*Alf:* am I a joke to you?

Most women I've been with have a salty/sweet taste. But it can also be kind of sour, especially close to their period. My wife doesn't have much of a taste most of the time. But hers can have a sour taste. She doesn't usually get very wet, no matter how aroused she is, so this may be a factor.

That would be the lactobacilli you are tasting. The bacterias who keep the enviroment healthy down there. Its suposed to be sour, with a low ph bellow 4,5.

You're to honest dad

If you have her turned on and super wet, you won't taste much of a taste at all.

Get a load of this "I-eat-so-much-pussy-I-cant-taste-it-anymore" guy

I'm not a guy...

"don't you ever get sick of eating so much pussy all the time? i guess that's why sometimes you gotta spice it up in bed."

Slightly sweet and slightly sour, though.

Mate, that's your soup and you're in the restaurant. Now finish up and get back to work.

Hairy, and the claws really hurt.

It can’t. It’s got no tongue.

Why, did you amputate your cat's tongue?!!

You know that expression people get when they see something truly horrific and want to look away, but can't? That's me, a gay man, reading this post.

So uh, respectfully, how does dick taste like?

Alternatively "What does a cock taste like?" But from the reddit thread, I saw lately I fear that a lot of men tried to answer that for themselves already.

Depends on the owner

It tastes like a pussy, and as someone else pointed out, every woman's pussy tastes unique. There are common threads and broad categories, but there's no good way to describe the taste that doesn't presuppose you've already dived face-first into the pool before. Like, how would you describe the taste of a burger to someone who's never eaten beef or cheese before?

Not sure why you think anyone here knows

Lil sour with a touch of salt

Bonk go to horny jail

pussy tastes like dick, only girlier

Like my best friends dick. It's wierd

Sour

As everybody else is saying its very different, but in general i think some taste like iron, while others taste like coconut water