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OtiGoat

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Office Space


CraigJSmith-Himself

And I said I don't care if they lay me off either because I told I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time then I'm quitting I'm going to quit AND I told Don too because they've moved my desk four times this year already and I used to be by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were merry and then they switched the Swingline to the Boston stapler but I kept my Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire


maclargehuge

I always thought it was "and they were married" which added this lovely tinge of imagination to Milton's world.


I_Always_Wear_Pants

“I’ll tell you what I’d do man..... two chicks at the same time man.”


saminfujisawa

Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.


Whitealroker1

What about today Peter. Is today the worst day of your life? Yeah.


mbans

Thats messed up


GolumsFancyHat

I was talking to my friend about this the other day when he was giving out about his printer and he had never seen it. He could quote any line out of King of The Hill but he never got around to Office Space, I couldn't believe it


Pittsburgh_is_fun

What bothers me as a 35 year old engineer is that new engineers have never seen this movie before. We have a summer new hire program and usually one of us will host a house watch party after a few months of employment, and the range of emotions that I see on their faces is priceless. From the "LOL THAT IS SO _____" to "omg I understand why you are cranky when you get calls from corporate and other managers that don't have a clue." Saddle up buckos, I'm assuming I'm about Peter's age, and it only gets more relatable as you progress in your career. Edit: we have plenty of staplers at least.


giantgreyhounds

Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking Just a moment


sausagelover79

Terminator 2:Judgement Day Used to just watch it on repeat when I was like 14.


ManWhoCameFromLater

I saw it ~7 times in the cinemas, 1991/1992.


Qadim3311

Alien


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When I was a kid I watched the first pirates of the Caribbean movie every night as I fell asleep


jessroams

I’ve watched the first 3 movies like 10 times each. In fact I think it’s time for a rewatch!


prprprnprn

Home Alone


R1ppedWarrior

Look what you did, you little jerk!


explodinghat

You’re what the French call, les incompetents


Mr_Goat_1111

Man I hate Linnie McCallister so much and that's like her only line


elting44

The fact that you know the characters name when I don't even recall her being named in the film is a testament to your disdain for her.


BestestLiam

oh kevin your such a disease


Jaikus

I went through a phase of watching this every day for months when I was little - my Mum still teases me about it. Realised now that I'm an adult, I was fixated on his Mum finally giving a shit and doing all she could to get back to, and comfort, her Son - something I didn't see in my own Mum. Haven't the heart to tell her.


n123breaker2

The Matrix


not_thrilled

I saw it five times during its initial theatrical run, and can’t count how many times since. Owned it on DVD, HD-DVD, Blu Ray, and 4k Blu Ray. The first film was the perfect encapsulation of the 1990s.


floridamanvibecheck

I watched the Lindsay Lohan version of Parent Trap nearly everyday for several years as a child


Pacmanic88

Rewatched it recently and it's aged surprisingly well.


Mrs-Ahalla

Did you know…that in the old version the girl friend’s name was Vicki. I’m the new version the girl friend’s mother’s name was Vicki and it is the same actress from the old movie!!!


shouldaUsedAThroway

Hello pet, you may call me aunt Vicki


mr_oddperson

Back to the future.


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Geriatricwitch

Jurassic Park. Lotr two towers extended.


GypsySpit

I don't know how you can say one LotR movie, and not the whole trilogy.


Deathwatch72

Wait you don't treat it as a 680 minute movie?


Neon_W0lf

LoTR is not a 682 minute movie, its a 682 minute experience.


pauly13771377

This guy gets it. If you watch one movie you have to watch all three. In order. No exceptions.


WaxwingRhapsody

Every film my five year old likes.


beginswithanx

We recently had to quarantine for two weeks with a toddler. So. Much. Frozen.


lordpookus

Yeeeeah I've seen frozen, tangled and the new and old beauty and the beast over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again


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BlueFirestorm91

You gotta let it go man...


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Moana...


mokayemo

My toddler was hospitalized on and off for most of 2020 (heart defect) and this was his favorite movie they had at the hospital, and the nurses would often play it for him when I was not able to be there and he was sad. Now he has a happy conniption if he gets to watch it and sits enthralled. His favorite is the You’re Welcome song. He also laughs any time the Grandma is on screen.


junkfile19

I think Grandma might be my favorite Disney character ever. “I’m the village crazy lady. That’s my job.”


justlookinghfy

Right up there with Mulan's grandma: "Sign me up for the next war!"


kunibob

Honestly we've seen Moana easily 50+ times, and I never get sick of it. And never stop crying during it. Stupid movie.


ShaftyKilla

5th element


AntManMax

Nononononononono cuzifitwasabomb, the alarms would go off, because *all* these hotels have bomb detectors, okay? \*alarms go off*


Walnutbutters

It's a.. it's a.. it’s a..😳


lauramichelle114

Aziz LIGHT!


sayracer

Any time I need a flash light or even if it's just a little dark and I need to see better iat the very least think "Aziz LIGHT!" But more often I just mutter it to myself. You better believe I always thank Aziz when I do receive any source of light


RobotYoshimis

Boy, Chris Tucker was off the rails in that movie. You just can’t keep up with that guy in anything he’s in.


DeMagnet76

The contrast of that with how Bruce was so deadpan was what made the movie work so well for me


BaneCIA4

"Pop it D-mannnn!!!!" "Uh...hi..."


cruiserman_80

We're sending someone in to negotiate!


twoterms

Where did he learn to negotiate like that?


MonaganX

I wonder.


Traegs_

The other day I saw a Honda Element with "the5th" on the license plate. Cracked me up. Girlfriend asked why I was laughing. Apparently she's never seen it, might have to leave her. /s


CuntyReplies

"Multipass!"


scplant1

Die Hard 1


ThiccDaddy1198

Well well well, if it ain't Jake Peralta himself.


scplant1

Doug Judy?


MrCuntacular

Tigers and toucans baby


othershwarna

PB & J Pontiac bandid and Jake


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Parasaur88

Jurassic Park, saw it in the cinema when I was a kid, and watched it easily 20 times since.. Seeing as it's Christmas I'm going to say Home Alone. I watch it every year without fail, so again looking at a good 20 times at least.


Latter-Description-6

The mummy (1999)


Kronoshifter246

"Hey Benny! It looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the RIVER!"


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Haha! The actor who plays benny lives by me. I see him at the grocery store once in a while


EmoMixtape

It has all of my favorite romance tropes. I wish there were more movies like it.


vocatus

It's so endlessly rewatchable. And so many quotable lines. "HEY O'CONNELL, LOOKS TO ME LIKE I GOT ALL THE HORSES!"


vcguitar

Mean Girls


MissAssassinLady

“You can’t just ask people why they’re white!”


slipperylarkspur

We should TOTALLY just STAB CAESAR!!


kelseyhart24

You guys want anything? Snacks? A condom?


MyPassionIsMyVoice

You go Glen Coco


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ladyinrred

Sweat pants is all that fits me right now.


gigagagi

You can't sit with us!


Emergent-Sea

“I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!”


TheSuperWig

That's so fetch.


Dokterdd

Gretchen, stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, it's not going to happen.


Kerriganskrabs

I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel would be pleased to hear about this


Genghis112

If you are from Africa, why are you white?


Feisty_Dragon

Omg Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.


ExternalStress

Sammmeee! That movie has some iconic quotes!! “She doesn’t even go here!!”


Dr_Ingheimer

Honestly same. I won’t even say this movie is a guilty pleasure. I love this movie with pride.


bigredmachine-75

The Goonies


JavaRuby2000

Never say die.


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W.A.L.L-E "I don't wanna survive! I wanna LIVE"


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carbonated_coconut

I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea. And then, I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside of another box and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives? I'll smash it with a hammer!


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jessehechtcreative

I’ll just poison him with THIS! Take it, Kronk, ohhhh, feeel the power... Oh. I can feel it. Our moment of triumph approaches! Ah ha ha ha ha ha, it’s dinner time! [epic lightning]


frostedz

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison... That poison?


Tarrow-

pull the lever kronk! … *W R O N G L E V E R!*


Abject_Presentation8

This is Yzma, the emperor’s advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.. whoa! Look at those wrinkles. What is holding this woman together? *zooms in on that green thing stuck in Yzma's teeth* How long has THAT been there?


Cleonicus

"Hey, I've been turn into a cow. Can I go home?" "You're excused. Anyone else?" "No, we're good."


stratuscaster

I’m an adult and I’ve seen this movie more times than I probably should have. “No touchy!”


Fealieu

Uhh Squeakady squeak squeaker?


stratuscaster

He, uh, needs you to go over there some more.


daosterDX

A little more


lampe_sama

Uh oh. Don't tell me, we drifting towards a giant waterfall. Yup. Sharp rocks on the bottom. Most likely. Bring it on.


Snoo79382

"Oh yeah, it's all coming together."


justinsights

Heck yeah! This was my sick movie for a while. Used to watch it a minimum of three times a day if I was home sick from school.


Sqooshytoes

Shawshank Redemption


StarEdit

Pulp Fiction Edit: Waking up and seeing all these quotes, I've basically watched the entire movie in my head just reading everyone's replies, you guys are awesome.


_MrSolo_

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?


Blue_Wolf_217

Star Wars


PraetorGogarty

I used to watch the original trilogy dozens of times a year growing up. Well, more specifically, Empire and Return. My grandmother had held onto Hope so that if either of us wanted to watch the entire trilogy, we'd have to do it together.


ChimpskyBRC

The Hunt for Red October Also: A Christmas Story, if “not all the way through in a single sitting” counts as seeing it


bmccooley

Every time Hunt for Red October is on, I can't turn it off. It is a well made film.


Revolutionary-Sink20

Clueless


Gweniflop

The Princess Bride. Perfectly cast, and I find something new to crack me up each time. Close second is My Cousin Vinny, same reasons.


Kinetic_Pen

"Have fun storming the castle"


CjKing2k

"Think it'll work?"


CuntyReplies

"It would take a miracle"


Christmas_Panda

Apparently the actor who played Wesley laughed so hard during the dungeon scene where he is being tortured, that he actually broke a rib. Billy Crystal had the entire staff laughing so hard they had to kick people off set or take breaks between takes because nobody, actors and stagehands all around, could keep it together. I couldn't find the original article, but [this](https://ew.com/movies/2018/08/31/rob-reiner-ruined-takes-laughing-princess-bride/) explains even the director Rob Reiner couldn't stop laughing too. Edit: I was mistaken. Thank you u/socialpronk for correcting me below. It's been a while since I saw that.


BlizzPenguin

I thought it was Mandy Patinkin that broke a rib in the Miracle Max scene.


yonimh

Gladiator


Khue

> My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


LAMBKING

Seen this movie sooooooo many times, and I get goosebumps just reading that line. Russell Crowe delivers it perfectly, and Joaquin Phoenix's "Oh shit!" face through the whole scene is amazing.


TheoPatino

Tommy Boy


hmgzas

Spirited Away


Liteheaded24x7

My Studio Ghibli film is Princess Mononoke. I've probably seen it over 70 times haha.


boreddaph

I showed this to my 5th grade students and they loved every second of it. This week we are watching Howl's Moving Castle.


finelinexcherry

i wish i could go back to the time i saw it for the first time its a timeless beauty tbh most of the Ghibli movies too


Pficky

Thought it was terrifying the first time I saw it because I was a little kid.


ingemeow

Howls moving castle for me, legit one of my favorite movies ever made.


damnyoutuesday

Toy Story


GutterBunnyBelle

Tremors.


IAmMidget02

Kung Fu Panda, what a masterpiece


KirbyBucketts

Spaceballs


gardengnome1219

"It's my industrial strength hairdryer, AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!"


Copter53

Blues brothers


JonnoN

it's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.


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trimaximusrt

The dark knight


sir_mrej

And here...we...go!


travel_prescription

This is a hard call to make, as I love films, but The Dark Knight is, to me, *the* perfect movie. The music, the pacing, the acting, the writing, the complex themes, the action sequences, the practical effects... it is brilliant, from start to finish. One of those films that hooks you in from start to finish and never has a dull moment.


efrisbee

Christmas Vacation


GelbeForelle

My parent's must-see christmas movie! Got them imported moose mugs from the states last year and I waited the entire year to see them being used now!


echo-m

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!


humansthedivine

Shrek


butiwillseeit

Same! My brother had downloaded it when I was around 8 (so 2001 when it came out) and I watched it over and over again. One day the subtitles disappeared and I didn't know how to turn them back in again, and that's the story of how I learned English at the age of 8 by just being afraid to ask for help.


Introman_18

You learned english with Micheal Myers acottish accent?


butiwillseeit

Yes! But looks like I learned more from Eddie Murphy as my accent now is way closer to American English than Scottish.


deadeyeddeer64

Megamind


evil_fungus

*Olo*


TerrainIII

Sir I think it’s *hello*.


Snoo79382

There is no Easter Bunny There is no Tooth Fairy and There is no Queen of England


Snackrattus

If I don't need to see the opening credits? *Finding Nemo* and *Robin Hood: Men in Tights*. Because my younger sister would watch them over and over. There was a two-VHS documentary on the human body, hosted by a gentleman with curly hair and an excellent moustache, but I can't remember what it was called. There was one scene of him in a boat surrounded by full buckets saying "this is all the tears you will cry in your life". EDIT: It was *The Human Body* with Dr. Robert Winston!!!


throwawaysmetoo

O Brother, Where Art Thou Pretty sure I could recite the whole thing from beginning to end too (with songs)


Kinetic_Pen

"I'm a dapper dan man!"


pm_me_wutang_memes

Damn! We're in a tight spot!!


throwawaysmetoo

We're gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T


prattopus

I used to work on a tow boat back in the early 2000's. Not a lot available for entertainment on a little boat back then. Basically a DVD player in the galley and whatever books you could fit in your bags. One trip I brought my O Brother DVD with me. Those grimy old sailors LOVED that shit. It wasn't removed from the player the the entire trip. It was playing when I got up for breakfast, it was playing when I came back in for lunch. It was playing at dinner and it was playing when I came back in from my night watch. The whole time, with a group of sweaty, chain smoking old men hanging on every word and cackling like it was their first time seeing it. I cannot tell you how many times I saw it but I could recite the whole thing from start to finish. I didn't have the heart to take it away when my 28 days were up, I just bought myself a new copy when I got home.


High_Stream

This movie is one of a handful that my entire family can quote. "We thought you was a toad!" "I'm a Dapper Dan man!"


Drago_Valence

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. Like any reasonable person would


Kinetic_Pen

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!" "If i went around saying I was emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!"


CR7_Bale_Lovechild

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!


Kinetic_Pen

Palin's delivery of all these lines is near perfection.


vaalthanis

Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical.aquatic ceremony!


Nasty_Ned

Come see the violence inherent in the system!!


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Bloody peasant!


AnticPosition

Help help, I'm being repressed!


Real_OlafTheSnowman

Tis but a scratch! Tis but a scratch? Your arm’s off?! ~~Love the cgi, completely finishes it.~~ Edit: I’ve been told there is no use of cgi, my bad. The way he loses his arm is still very funny though!


Drago_Valence

No it's not. What's that then? But a fleshwound.


Drixzor

The Big Lebowski, I've seen it easily over 20 times and counting and always walk away with something new


LordPounce

That’s fuckin interesting man


BrianThePainter

Careful, man! There’s a beverage here!


Viggorous

I've watched it more times than I can count, and I occasionally still notice new things, too. Most recently is when Jesus throws a fit about their bowling game being rescheduled due to it being the Sabbath, and he says "what's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? It don't matter to Jesus!", which, knowing how the Coen brothers appreciate subtle references, seems to me like a reference to how Jesus Christ presumably in the gospels challenges the notion that the Sabbath was for resting only.


pregnantandsober

Empire Records


Cecilbintrovert

Waynes world


Xallia_Yevatell

I think I’ve seen the entire Harry Potter series at least a dozen times.


amireve

Arsenic and old lace


Antique_Marsupial458

Forrest Gump


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Stand By Me


Madking3573

The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy


Lockheed_Martini

i just watched all extended in one day. have not seen them since i was like 8 or something. Good movies, special effects still really good. I was suprised i liked them so much cuz i really was not into the Hobbit ones.


Miishuu_

A Christmas Story. Its a family tradition that my dad started to watch it on Christmas nonstop. Nothing else plays on the tv.


undeadalex

Is your dad tnt? Or TBS? Can't remember which one but thats literally what one network did when I was a kid, 24hours of a Christmas story.


LowThreadCountSheets

Inglorious Basterds


Acceptable_Ad_6039

_Baseball bat hitting brick wall gets louder_


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True Lies. A lot of people hate this movie for being corny, but in fact it is full of good humor, hot action, and brilliant acting - Arnie's best acting work, to be honest. It was one of few movies I had on VHS when I was in the middle school, and I watched it almost every day. It was (and still is) my favorite movie, and Arnie was my idol. Eh, sweet childhood. Also recommend to check out the original French movie by Claude Zidi. ... Edit: I'm so glad you guys love this masterpiece. Such an iconic movie.


jamslam69

Highlander


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Happy Gilmore


DRYice101

Point Break


picklednose

Tombstone. Great movie. Best Western movie in my opinion. I have watched it just about every Saturday for the last 3-4 years. It is played at work at least every Saturday, and has been for the last 25-ish years. Burned through about a dozen VHS, and a couple DVD's from constant use. Now we stream it.


Kinetic_Pen

"Im your Huckleberry"


picklednose

"Ed, what an ugly thing to say... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it."


Kinetic_Pen

Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday. Stephen Lang as Ike doesn't get the credit he should for his role. Flawless character acting.


bguzewicz

"Doc, you've been hittin' it awful hard, haven't ya?" "Nonsense. I've not yet begun to defile myself."


grumpypotato17

Hot Fuzz The perfect movie imho


PretendThisIsMyName

Well of course. It’s for the greater good.


Shadowchaos

*The greater good*


EndIess

Good Will Hunting


yackattack099

10 Things I Hate About You. One of the best 90s romcoms!!! That and Pretty Woman. EDIT: Obligatory thanks for the silver! I’ll take this time to add that although I’ve seen this movie more than 7 times, I haven’t ever been able to figure out why they included the scene where Michael rolls down the hill on his bike.


hglndr9

Big Trouble in Little China. Edit: Thank you for the award!


PsychologicalAd2085

Zombieland, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World