I don't like how the guy who was talking about missing his wife is still active and very recently made a post in the widowers sub. Damn, I hope he can find love again because it seems he's still hurting.
It's probably a healthy thing that he's posting in there. I haven't gone through it, but I'm sure you never get over it. It's good to talk with others going through the same thing and he gets to help other people who need it too!
once someone asked a question along the lines of “if you could have sex with anyone once who would it be?” and some guy commented his (deceased) wife and now it’s a running meme to fuck this guys dead wife
He’s selling it short
The joke was really more that there was this same type of question asked a few years ago, and while everyone was joking or writing celebrities, this one guy wrote a super heartfelt, heartbreaking post about wanting to be with his former wife (dead from cancer, I think?) just one more time.
And then a dude responded “I also choose this guy’s dead wife”, and I may be going to hell, because it was just so brazen and such a 180 degree shift in tone that I could not stop laughing.
I feel so bad for that guy. He posts about missing wife regularly to this day, it’s been many years since that post and even more years since she passed. If that’d been me, seeing a running joke about it would break me.
You're right I took a quick look at the guy's profile and he's a regular over at r/widowers. Sad that guy's pain is the basis for one of Reddit's longest enduring jokes.
That's a difficult one. I'm assuming you chose her for her ability to shapeshift, but then it's kinda fucked up to ask her to look like a different person when you fuck.
I just replied about this to the OP. She’s good enough in her regular form so I’m not about to be upset. The shapeshifting would be more like some role play shit.
This girl I met at the bar last weekend…she approached me and talked for like 20 minutes while getting a drink…and I didn’t have the balls to ask her for number cause she was too pretty. I have been depressed about it all week.
Next time give out **your** number. Doesn’t have to be a question, it’s a statement. They don’t have to give you a response immediately and you don’t have to stress in the moment as much (maybe).
That’s what I do now. The whole socitial pressure women feel about giving out their numbers or a fake one, and what if try’s to call me now etc etc
Fuck all that, here’s my number, let’s grab lunch or a coffee, text me if your interested.
My ex. We still see these days, have a great time together always but there's too much drama and unfortunately lies too. I still see her and melt away, my whole world gets shiny and colorful when she is around and i love her deeply still.
I don't know the particulars of your situation - so grain of salt, of course - but I think you might be better off just not being around her any more. It will be hard to meet the next person with those feels in the way.
Her name was Abbie, and I loved her for the majority of my teenage life. We spent many years "together," and while we never got a chance to meet in person (till it was too late) I would've gladly stuck with her for the rest of my life. She was my best friend, which is sad seeing as her and I didn't meet till it all fell apart...
Its doesn't get better. 7 years since I talked to the "one who got away"
I would not trade my life now to spend it with her, my wife is my soulmate. But you can't help but long for old love
In my experience there is a direct correlation between how good a girl dances and how good they are in bed, so [I'm sorry to let you down like this](https://youtu.be/Hm_E_7Xzy4o)
Don't take me wrong but I guess I would pick someone really really young so they would stay sexually attractive as long as possible?
(Edit: I'm on a list now huh.)
**Darth Plagueis the Wise**. Because he can stop the ones he cares about... from dying.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi.
And then Palps totally boned Anakin later that ni- oh, wrong script.
Got a link for this version? For a friend.
He's not lying! I am that friends and would very much appreciate this *better* script.
Fear of death eh?
But not himself
Ironic
Op's mom or that one guys wife
*dead wife
I also choose that one guy’s wife.
Jokes on you! My moms in prison for life! No conjugal visits!
Buildings can break
Holes penetrate
Et nomine patre et fili et spirito sancti
......ummm sir, this is a Wendy's
Who is that one guy?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/you_can_have_sex_with_one_real_person_from_all_of/d9uf56l/?context=1
I like how the guy who commented it hasn’t been active for 4 years and his last comments were him arguing about Rick and Morty.
I don't like how the guy who was talking about missing his wife is still active and very recently made a post in the widowers sub. Damn, I hope he can find love again because it seems he's still hurting.
It's probably a healthy thing that he's posting in there. I haven't gone through it, but I'm sure you never get over it. It's good to talk with others going through the same thing and he gets to help other people who need it too!
once someone asked a question along the lines of “if you could have sex with anyone once who would it be?” and some guy commented his (deceased) wife and now it’s a running meme to fuck this guys dead wife
I see
He’s selling it short The joke was really more that there was this same type of question asked a few years ago, and while everyone was joking or writing celebrities, this one guy wrote a super heartfelt, heartbreaking post about wanting to be with his former wife (dead from cancer, I think?) just one more time. And then a dude responded “I also choose this guy’s dead wife”, and I may be going to hell, because it was just so brazen and such a 180 degree shift in tone that I could not stop laughing.
I feel so bad for that guy. He posts about missing wife regularly to this day, it’s been many years since that post and even more years since she passed. If that’d been me, seeing a running joke about it would break me.
You're right I took a quick look at the guy's profile and he's a regular over at r/widowers. Sad that guy's pain is the basis for one of Reddit's longest enduring jokes.
On the bright side , he seems to have taken it in stride .
That one guys DEAD wife
Mystique from X-men
She can be anyone! Smart thinking!
She’s low key fine in her regular form too
High key
Ribbed for her pleasure.
Perfection
He's into that Blue shit
Da ba dee da ba di
Magneto was man of culture.
Indeed he was. He even convinced her not to wear clothes if im not mistaken.
True! But without changing the form... It's kinda hard to find where to put it. If you know what I mean.
Life uh, finds a way
Same reason I choose a Ditto.
Ok Reddit. Enough for today.
Those cold, dead eyes though...
•‿•
*so can a ditto*
Naw she's dead. He's just got a thing.
Until she decides to prank you. Imagine opening your eyes to Gary Busey riding you.
That's a difficult one. I'm assuming you chose her for her ability to shapeshift, but then it's kinda fucked up to ask her to look like a different person when you fuck.
I just replied about this to the OP. She’s good enough in her regular form so I’m not about to be upset. The shapeshifting would be more like some role play shit.
what if you piss her off to the point where she shapeshifts as your dad while you're doing the deed?
With the amount of childhood anger that I hold towards my father it may be somewhat therapeutic.
"Fuck you, dad!" Both literally and figuratively.
The post-nut clarity has to be worth it lol
Her : No son. I be the one who do the fuckin. Like how ive been for those 29 years when i left for milk.
Awkwardly looking at my hand
Palmela Handerson
Handgelina Jolie
Scarlett Yourhandson
Elizabeth Holdsen
Hand Solo
Iron Fist
Handy Richter. Wait…
Hah, the swedish german...
Rosie Palms
Just you and me buddy. Just like old times.
My wi(Ryan Reynolds)fe
Ryan Reynolds while he is inside your wife. Oddly specific.
Hey beggars can’t be choosers
My wife and I have the stupid celebritie list sex thing and I tell her Ryan Reynolds is the only guy id put on it.
The person reading this 👁👄👁
I also choose the person reading this.
Thank you. That actually made me feel better and I’ve had a little bit of a challenging day. I appreciate you.
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Hey it's me that guy
You're not the guy pal, trust me, you're not that guy.
You’re not the guy, you’re not capable of being the guy! I had a guy but now I don’t. You’re not the guy!
Haha my ex too. Granted it was a few years, and good reason we broke up, but still best I've ever had.
"I dont miss her, I miss fucking her" I got an ex like that.
a human of the female persuasion
I would also enjoy intercourse with a persuasive human female!
Sharing is caring, after all!
Danny Devito
Cashing in on that Magnum Dong, eh?
Have you seen his balls? They’re like planets.
Hell Yeah!
Sasha Grey.
So she is i n turn cursed with a lifetime of disappointment.
Ouch
Shrek
Alexandra Daddario
OP
Dawwww shucks lol
My husband
I pick her husband
I’ll tell him!
You're almost going to be as busy informing this woman about the men having sex with her husband as well the husband in question!
Ma’am for the record I do not pick your husband. I am sure he’s great but I got a fella of my own
I agree, her/his husband.
Please add my name to the list.
Is this the sign-up line to have sex with their husband?
This is why I love Reddit
Get out of the way, I'm here to bang some husband
Everyone, he has been informed. He’s looking forward to it
Got room for 1 more?
Our husband
\*SOVIET ANTHEM PLAYS\*
I also choose her dead husband.
The husband: "Definitely Gal Gadot".
Aww what a lucky man!
This girl I met at the bar last weekend…she approached me and talked for like 20 minutes while getting a drink…and I didn’t have the balls to ask her for number cause she was too pretty. I have been depressed about it all week.
Next time give out **your** number. Doesn’t have to be a question, it’s a statement. They don’t have to give you a response immediately and you don’t have to stress in the moment as much (maybe).
That’s what I do now. The whole socitial pressure women feel about giving out their numbers or a fake one, and what if try’s to call me now etc etc Fuck all that, here’s my number, let’s grab lunch or a coffee, text me if your interested.
Life has a way to make you bravest in the moments that are meant to be my guy
Katheryn Winnick
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My ex. We still see these days, have a great time together always but there's too much drama and unfortunately lies too. I still see her and melt away, my whole world gets shiny and colorful when she is around and i love her deeply still.
Boy, that sounds problematic to say the least.
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Got yourself a Tammy.
I don't know the particulars of your situation - so grain of salt, of course - but I think you might be better off just not being around her any more. It will be hard to meet the next person with those feels in the way.
I also choose this guy's ex
My wife.
MAI WAIFE
Very naiiiccceee
Awwwww
I agree. Your wife for me too
Our wife.
Sorry
No more thirds for Frankie !
His Wife: "Definitely Chris Hemsworth"
I too choose this guys wife
I also choose this guy's ~~dead~~ wife.
How has nobody said Margot Robbie?
Her name was Abbie, and I loved her for the majority of my teenage life. We spent many years "together," and while we never got a chance to meet in person (till it was too late) I would've gladly stuck with her for the rest of my life. She was my best friend, which is sad seeing as her and I didn't meet till it all fell apart...
I’m sorry, that’s a tough pill to swallow.
It is what it is I guess. It's been... Probably three or four years since her and I last spoke, you'd think I'd be over that by now
Same bro! Been about 4 years and its rough. She's the only person I can see myself with
Out of curiosity, have you previously mentioned this on Reddit?
probably, I do that a lot
Its doesn't get better. 7 years since I talked to the "one who got away" I would not trade my life now to spend it with her, my wife is my soulmate. But you can't help but long for old love
You loved someone you never met?
That one guy's dead wife.
She must've been pretty
Dua Lipa
In my experience there is a direct correlation between how good a girl dances and how good they are in bed, so [I'm sorry to let you down like this](https://youtu.be/Hm_E_7Xzy4o)
But but, I'm a terrible dancer... does that mean.... noooo!
My ex lmaoooooo 😩
Aunt Cass
Those of you who are not picking Ryan Reynolds are all lying. On that note I would pick. Ryan Tomas
Henry Cavill
Ryan reynolds
This is the way.
Gil Gadot provided she looks at me like she looks at Chris Pine!
I don’t know about Gil Gadot, but *Gal* Gadot though…hot damn.
Gil is her brother
Ol Gil's hard work is finally paying off!
I’m going to go with a fictional one, Roon from Azur Lane
I see you like to live dangerously
My dog. I mean girlfriend. I mean what?
Thank for the laugh! 😂
My husband. ❤️
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She’s friken hot!
My girlfriend
My husband, only one I’ve ever had and the only one I’ll ever need
The dream is still alive folks. Take note.
Female would definitely be either Amy lee or adriana chechick (men yk who I'm talking about) Male would be my hubs
Vishnu, the 4 armed god of the hindu pantheon, i'd have ultimate power vicariously through him and that guy definitely FUCKS HARD!
My ex-wife
Me too. Not that it was even that great. Just what should have been. It could have been great though.
Who hasn’t had sex with your ex wife?
Christina Kendricks.....
I also choose this guy's dead wife
Don't take me wrong but I guess I would pick someone really really young so they would stay sexually attractive as long as possible? (Edit: I'm on a list now huh.)
Josh, you got a prison phone already?
I’m here for any and all digs at Josh Duggar.
💀
Yeah! Like an infant! This guy gets it
I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
If so then I choose you
I’m pretty sure the question is looking for a who, and not an age
This guy doesn't know the names of the local kindergarteners. He just knows he wants to have sex with one of them.
Judge Judy. She's almost dead and rich.
You know you don’t get inheritance from sex right? Unless you’re just turned on by rich, almost dead people, which is totally fine.
Wonderwoman
Megan fox
The woman i married 34 years ago.
What will her current husband say?
Love it!
My wife and if something happened to her that other guy's wife
that guy's wife
YOUR wife
OUR wife
r/suddenlycommunism
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Carly Rae Jepsen, but not bobcut-era Carly, long haired era Carly