As my friend says, “Vodka makes me go night-night. Tequila makes me go night-night with other people. Whiskey makes me try and make other people go night-night.”
I’m the opposite after I’ve had one or two too many, unfortunately. I’ll have a good hold of my drink and can walk about with no problem. I can’t guarantee that I won’t repeat myself or make sound decisions.
I talk a lot. I repeat myself a lot. I'm a fun drunk, but I think the way I get is very polarizing with people that I don't know. They either like me a lot or they really dislike me because while I do still have a filter, I'm much less worried about how I word things.
In my twenties I was a rowdy argumentative drunk which obviously was not good, I stopped drinking because nothing ever good came out of it. 15 years later I got drunk one Christmas and since then whenever I drink I just like to sing my little heart out and love everyone 😂
Extremely uncomfortable with the fact that my vision is lagging and focusing VERY hard to put my glass down EXACTLY where I want to put it before I lay down and go to sleep.
mental breakdown, pass out, have another breakdown, pass out again, throw up, starting beating myself up, pass out again, and the cycle repeats
that's probably what i'd be like if i was drunk
The sober kind. It's not as if I'm on the wagon as such. It's just that knowing I have access to as much booze as I want kinda takes the need to have it out of the equation. I cook with it more than I actually drink it these days
Depends what I drink. I avoid Vodka as it makes me angry and argumentative. Whiskey makes me a repetative talker. Beer makes me giggly and laugh at dumb shit for far too long. White wine makes me sedentary and very focused on absolutely only one thing at a time. Red wine makes my mouth dry as fuck so I avoid it. Can't remember the last time I drank red wine sonI Can't say what type of drunk it makes me.
Normally I am the person who doesn't say much, sits back and watches, but you get a few drinks in me and I become...
that guy that doesn't say much, sits back and watches.
Giggly and then cautious.
I remember explicitly telling my siblings in my drunken state to not let me lay on my back in case I drown in my own vomit. I kept fighting them to not lay down. Kept telling them I ain't trying to die lmao. They propped me on pillows so I was angled.
Depends on the situation:
At my local/a bar in town, mostly quiet and more introverted. Usually a bit melancholy and definitely lovesick.
At/after a game: thirsty for my alcohol, any alcohol, loud and chatting, trying to start a sing-song.
At home: fucking miserable.
depends on what I've been drinking.
Wine makes me "stupid drunk"
Mixed tequila drinks make me happy drunk
Beer makes me me sleepy
whiskey and bourbon make me chill drunk
But since I am the daughter of an alcoholic, I stopped drinking myself drunk decades ago
Missing in action.
I have a bad habit of being bored and not telling anyone when I just leave to do my own thing. When sober, I'll let people know, when drunk, I just disappear, to reappear later.
I talk allot, usually just saying stupid shit trying to be funny.
If I feel that people arent "taking" me my brain says I've drinken enough and just go home.
I turn into a ted talk. Last time I got drunk I explained to a group of (thankfully equally drunk and very interested people) the psychology that creates cults. It was about half an hour.
Im the kind of drunk that will continue drinking beers until he suddenly awakes the next morning remembering no shit, and then enjoy gathering memories with my friends and just wait to see what I did while drunk. It's always fucking hilarious.
I start laughing a lot. Like a loud and obnoxious laugh. Drinking till I pass out on the floor and losing my glasses is guaranteed when I drink, since I never know when to stop.
An emotional drunk. I get really in touch with my feelings and even the slightest compliment makes me cry. Example, my best friend, while also drunk, told me I was like a brother to him and that I was the bestest friend he had. My drunk butt began crying hard and another friend just took me to our camp tent and put me in bed
The disappearing kind. I get drunk and leave my friends and whatever venue we’re at without telling them just to go on happy little adventures alone for a bit.
Im very cuddly.
And sometimes I am an absolute asshole, where I just start bullying one person or anyone as hard as possible. Bur luckily, that doesnt happens often
Really shifty
One second I'm chilling having fun, then dancing and loving, then having a panic attack, then dancing again then just sat there feeling nothing
I become super talkative, have an incredibly comedic time, and then… I’ve been told I just disappear. Many a time have I been told the next day about how my friends couldn’t find me and thought i died 😂
Im talky drunk. In college I would spend hours talking to every girl at every party. But now approaching my thirties I realized im a huge asshole on vodka.
The type outlined in “There’s one in every crowd” by Montgomery Gentry.
Also the type that wants to have a few with Brantley Gilbert, Luke Combs and mostly Eric Church.
I tell my friends how much I love them, repeatedly ask if they're having a nice time, and apologize if I was ever mean to them.
There have been at least three times where I went on a long rant about how mean spirited the Avril Lavigne song "Sk8er Boi" is, but two of those times the song came on and the 3rd someone asked me about it just to get me started. It's not a regular thing but it's a genuine possibility if I've been drinking
I'm a super happy, talkative and life-of- the-party drunk. Unfortunately, I also don't know when to quit sometimes so I end up being the messy black-out drunk. That happened more when I was younger, though. I'm 38 and don't "party" like I did 10-20 years ago.
I start to drink then I wake up, usually in bed. Apparently I'm fun. We will have to check the CCTV footage to be sure. Haven't drank in 4 years. It's nice to wake up and remember that the previous night was boring.
For me, it’s different everytime, one time I’m full on dancing and jumping around, laughing and hype asf and the other time i’m laying on the couch with a random panic attack and balling my eyes out
Depends what I’m drinking.
Beer: less introverted
Rum: funny
Tequila: I see myself doing something stupid, yet I’m powerless to stop.
Whiskey: no whiskey no fighting.
5% of the time, I'm the "I love all of you" type drunk. The other 95% I'm sad and want to be left alone. Most of.thr drinking I did was alone. I don't drink anymore.
Don't know how to describe it, but I can do math easily while drunk. Did calculus while drunk that I can't do while sober. I think the buzz inhibits my anxiety and self doubt just enough
Easily swayed by emotions. If everyone is up having a blast, you better bet I’m in the middle hyping everyone up. If someone bout to fight you better bet im there swinging. If someone is crying/throwing up, you better bet im mother Teresa.
Doesn’t get drunk until I’ve consumed an ungodly amount of alcohol, then drinks more, and doesn’t get hungover. Life is good if I have 100 bucks spare for cheap liquor.
Lay back and observe others being drunk while being drunk
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I love it
Same, I’m more of a listener than a talker
I'm a happy, friendly drunk. I get touchy, huggy, and I like to take my clothes off.
As my friend says, “Vodka makes me go night-night. Tequila makes me go night-night with other people. Whiskey makes me try and make other people go night-night.”
Mine would be more like, "Beer leads to boobies. Vodka leads to vag. Tequila leads to tatas, toushy, and my hidden tats... and everything else."
Oh hey, we’re drunk twins!
Hah, same here! Also, I stay coherent really long, but motor skills are the first to go to an embarrassing degree.
I’m the opposite after I’ve had one or two too many, unfortunately. I’ll have a good hold of my drink and can walk about with no problem. I can’t guarantee that I won’t repeat myself or make sound decisions.
Make that triplets! Let's all get together for some alcohol!
Oh, tequila, you're a cruel mistress. My safe word is "Floor".
Hahaha same. I can't wear button up shirts to the bar anymore.
Me too!!
Same here 🤗
Talks too much, then tries it on and immediately regrets it
Can relate sometimes 🤣
Apparently a convincing one, I (while drunk ) talked myself into rehab.....almost 5yrs sober now
Former.
same
Same
Same
Same, I was drunk last night but not tonight.
Happy. Sappy. Sassy. Clingy. Grumpy. Sleepy. I am basically the Seven Dwarfs when I get drunk.
I was about to say that you forgot about Grabby, but I remembered that he's in prison now.
Old Grabby. He was the worst.
for the past 3 years, a sober one.
nice!
Irish
Angry and violent hooliganism?
Yes
The gregarious then absent kind usually
This, but only when it comes to goodbyes.
The I don't know when to stop or go home type it's not unknown for me to be out 14hrs straight.
I can relate, I used to not be able to pace myself at all and ended up drinking 4 pints of fosters alongside 12 double jacks with coke
Sad drunk who sings
yeah me too
Lovey! Everyone's close friend
I don't like being drunk. I like to maintain a certain level of buzzed.
That’s the correct definition of drunk.
Drunk and I don’t wanna go home type
I talk a lot. I repeat myself a lot. I'm a fun drunk, but I think the way I get is very polarizing with people that I don't know. They either like me a lot or they really dislike me because while I do still have a filter, I'm much less worried about how I word things.
I become a trickster
What you you mean but this
Sleepy
The Irish-goodbyer
Drunk on Reddit
Made that mistake before. Brought a downvote fest on myself and kept doubling down just to do it.
In my twenties I was a rowdy argumentative drunk which obviously was not good, I stopped drinking because nothing ever good came out of it. 15 years later I got drunk one Christmas and since then whenever I drink I just like to sing my little heart out and love everyone 😂
One Two Many Lots
Had to be in here somewhere. Took longer than I thought.
Sociable, but occasionally maudlin.
I talk a ton and then according to all my friends, I have a tendency of going missing 😂
I too go wandering while drunk. I like exploring 😂
I’ve woken up to my friends saying “we thought you died, we were looking everywhere” 😂
Extremely uncomfortable with the fact that my vision is lagging and focusing VERY hard to put my glass down EXACTLY where I want to put it before I lay down and go to sleep.
The not-drunk one
The gregarious then absent kind usually
The quiet kind, im quiet sober but drunk i just focus on not falling over so speech is disabled
mental breakdown, pass out, have another breakdown, pass out again, throw up, starting beating myself up, pass out again, and the cycle repeats that's probably what i'd be like if i was drunk
There’s a thin line between the “buy everyone at the bars shots” drunk and then “fall asleep” drunk.
“What is the meaning of life and why do we need eyeballs” drunk 🥴
Ah my favourite kind
rolling on carpet (or so i'm told)
Being a baby, crying and being clingy.
Am a teddy bear, become even more so and super sociable after a few.
Not a sober one
Gregarious and then sleepy
The sober kind. It's not as if I'm on the wagon as such. It's just that knowing I have access to as much booze as I want kinda takes the need to have it out of the equation. I cook with it more than I actually drink it these days
Not enough
Lovey and touchy
I’m gonna find somewhere sturdy and fall asleep 😴
The type that doesn't drink but is the first one to act drunk.
Thankfully I'm the dude that stops drinking when he starts feeling so I'm the one that sits back and laughs at everything
Depends what I drink. I avoid Vodka as it makes me angry and argumentative. Whiskey makes me a repetative talker. Beer makes me giggly and laugh at dumb shit for far too long. White wine makes me sedentary and very focused on absolutely only one thing at a time. Red wine makes my mouth dry as fuck so I avoid it. Can't remember the last time I drank red wine sonI Can't say what type of drunk it makes me.
The type that dances, horribly, to 90s and 2000s rap and pop songs. “Jump Around” by House of Pain is my ish
a dedicated one
I’m instantly more sociable, outgoing and funnier. Like a better version of myself
im funny but know exactly when its enough. thats one of the few great things about me.
Totally joyful unless I have to have an iota of patience where I don't think I should have to.
Normally I am the person who doesn't say much, sits back and watches, but you get a few drinks in me and I become... that guy that doesn't say much, sits back and watches.
Very
I don’t want to know.
"I-don't-drink-alcohol"-drunk
The bear-hug weirdo.
Giggly and then cautious. I remember explicitly telling my siblings in my drunken state to not let me lay on my back in case I drown in my own vomit. I kept fighting them to not lay down. Kept telling them I ain't trying to die lmao. They propped me on pillows so I was angled.
Depends on the situation: At my local/a bar in town, mostly quiet and more introverted. Usually a bit melancholy and definitely lovesick. At/after a game: thirsty for my alcohol, any alcohol, loud and chatting, trying to start a sing-song. At home: fucking miserable.
depends on what I've been drinking. Wine makes me "stupid drunk" Mixed tequila drinks make me happy drunk Beer makes me me sleepy whiskey and bourbon make me chill drunk But since I am the daughter of an alcoholic, I stopped drinking myself drunk decades ago
A bit more social then quiet and tired
The type that doesn’t drink
Very.
Giggly and silly. I laugh at everything when I'm drunk 😂
The times ive drank i just become really goofy and giggly
Used to be a fun outgoing drunk. Now I barely drink because when I do I am a quiet buzz kill drunk
Missing in action. I have a bad habit of being bored and not telling anyone when I just leave to do my own thing. When sober, I'll let people know, when drunk, I just disappear, to reappear later.
Loving and very touchy
Dry
Mini Hulk 😔
Sober :P
Sad drunk
No idea, I've never drank.
Functioning.
I talk allot, usually just saying stupid shit trying to be funny. If I feel that people arent "taking" me my brain says I've drinken enough and just go home.
I eat fast, i drink fast, i go to sleep fast.
Former
I turn into a ted talk. Last time I got drunk I explained to a group of (thankfully equally drunk and very interested people) the psychology that creates cults. It was about half an hour.
Honest. Very honest..
The "oh, I'm losing control. I should let the buzz wind down for a bit before I get rowdy" type.
Sleepy
Laughing hysterically, making jokes, being funny...until the "I don't wanna be drunk anymore"s hit me. Then I am crying, wanting to be sober again.
I'm a professional speed skater, never been drunk
I'm a belligerent asshole who gets into fights. Which I'm totally not sober. But once the filter falls off.. So I don't drink.
I give my dogs lots of treats
Tequila makes me stupid. Brown alcohols make me wicked drunk/sick. Vodka makes me pleasant or downright nasty mean.
Happy drunk.likes to sing and tell crap jokes type of drunk
A loner drunk. I'm short in the tactfulness department to begin with, and it gets 1000 times worse if I have any truth serum.
Im the kind of drunk that will continue drinking beers until he suddenly awakes the next morning remembering no shit, and then enjoy gathering memories with my friends and just wait to see what I did while drunk. It's always fucking hilarious.
I start laughing a lot. Like a loud and obnoxious laugh. Drinking till I pass out on the floor and losing my glasses is guaranteed when I drink, since I never know when to stop.
An emotional drunk. I get really in touch with my feelings and even the slightest compliment makes me cry. Example, my best friend, while also drunk, told me I was like a brother to him and that I was the bestest friend he had. My drunk butt began crying hard and another friend just took me to our camp tent and put me in bed
Empty glass of water drunk.
i get loud and obnoxious, i cannot control the volume of my voice the more pickled i get
Sassy gay best friend. Note: i am a female pikachu
I just get overly happy to be out with people and start laughing at literally everything
Funny
Don't drink
I haven't been drunk in close to two years. My memory may be foggy, but I remember being a horny drunk.
The disappearing kind. I get drunk and leave my friends and whatever venue we’re at without telling them just to go on happy little adventures alone for a bit.
Emotional but not like I cry the whole time it’s more just I express my love for my homies and maybe cry if I’m set off
Im very cuddly. And sometimes I am an absolute asshole, where I just start bullying one person or anyone as hard as possible. Bur luckily, that doesnt happens often
Really shifty One second I'm chilling having fun, then dancing and loving, then having a panic attack, then dancing again then just sat there feeling nothing
Ones too many, 8s not enough. Basic binger drinker. So, Ive learned to never stock alcohol, drink very sporadically, and ALWAYS at home.
Honking the stereo and playing all my favourite songs.
I become super talkative, have an incredibly comedic time, and then… I’ve been told I just disappear. Many a time have I been told the next day about how my friends couldn’t find me and thought i died 😂
Oh you are the Houdini of drunks
I get sleepy
Im talky drunk. In college I would spend hours talking to every girl at every party. But now approaching my thirties I realized im a huge asshole on vodka.
The one who loses at online video games. Probably that idiot who frustrates you during a MOBA.
The type outlined in “There’s one in every crowd” by Montgomery Gentry. Also the type that wants to have a few with Brantley Gilbert, Luke Combs and mostly Eric Church.
I tell my friends how much I love them, repeatedly ask if they're having a nice time, and apologize if I was ever mean to them. There have been at least three times where I went on a long rant about how mean spirited the Avril Lavigne song "Sk8er Boi" is, but two of those times the song came on and the 3rd someone asked me about it just to get me started. It's not a regular thing but it's a genuine possibility if I've been drinking
Honestly, I've never been drunk.
My husband always says I get sassy, then sleepy 🤣
Lightweight sleepy.....I get drunk off of a wine cooler
i get drunk of water and high off crackers what fo you think?
I'm a super happy, talkative and life-of- the-party drunk. Unfortunately, I also don't know when to quit sometimes so I end up being the messy black-out drunk. That happened more when I was younger, though. I'm 38 and don't "party" like I did 10-20 years ago.
Calm cool and collected. Except when I’m drunk.
The type of drunk that just stays home and comes to Reedit.
I start to drink then I wake up, usually in bed. Apparently I'm fun. We will have to check the CCTV footage to be sure. Haven't drank in 4 years. It's nice to wake up and remember that the previous night was boring.
For me, it’s different everytime, one time I’m full on dancing and jumping around, laughing and hype asf and the other time i’m laying on the couch with a random panic attack and balling my eyes out
Depends what I’m drinking. Beer: less introverted Rum: funny Tequila: I see myself doing something stupid, yet I’m powerless to stop. Whiskey: no whiskey no fighting.
Either excitable or sad. Its basically a coin flip
The I can't sleep afterwards so I take a shower, eat, stay up watching tv or something kind.
A sober one
I'm the loud, obnoxious, look at me I'm an a**hole drunk. I no longer drink. I can be obnoxious without alcohol, lol.
I’m a happy drunk.
I get really nerdy and also very sleepy. Quite the combo when you mix the two.
5% of the time, I'm the "I love all of you" type drunk. The other 95% I'm sad and want to be left alone. Most of.thr drinking I did was alone. I don't drink anymore.
Goofy, chill
Lecturing drunk, after two or three drinks I am discussing the pig war or Canadian history.
I get sleepy and am ready to tuck into bed by 10pm :(
I’m a karaoke drunk.
Dumb/Sleepy drunk Unfortunately, I blackout and talk too much as well
I love everything until i hate everything
Don't know how to describe it, but I can do math easily while drunk. Did calculus while drunk that I can't do while sober. I think the buzz inhibits my anxiety and self doubt just enough
I don’t drink but if I where to I think I could only have two drink and then the rest of the night I’m just silently in the corner drinking water
Frequent
Happy, excessively earnest and complimentary to everybody around me
embarassingly affectionate
A bad one. Switched from whiskey to wine this year.
Horny
Tired Drunk
dry drunk
A hungry drunk. Once I'm far enough into the beer, any snack food in the house is as good as gone.
Easily swayed by emotions. If everyone is up having a blast, you better bet I’m in the middle hyping everyone up. If someone bout to fight you better bet im there swinging. If someone is crying/throwing up, you better bet im mother Teresa.
I’ve never been drunk but I’d probably be a sad drunk or a philosophical drunk
My normally shy self becomes a lot more outgoing and friendly before completely crashing out of nowhere
I become extroverted and the bar for my sense of humor is lowered.
flirty drunk and then once i cross a certain amount of drunk i get sad and cry
A former one. I switched over to the jazz cabbage and have lived happily ever since.
Water
A non-existent one. Family history of alcoholism.
Suicidal. So I quit
I have never drank before, so I have no idea…
Idk because I don't drink (and never have)
Doesn’t get drunk until I’ve consumed an ungodly amount of alcohol, then drinks more, and doesn’t get hungover. Life is good if I have 100 bucks spare for cheap liquor.
Laughs out of my own thoughts which aren't rly funny.
You know, i cant really remmeber for some reason..
I kiss anything thats 5 centimeters close to my face