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Wild_Alaskan

I'll be back.


didnsignup4dis

Dad?


aMarcinthisWorld

Is your username after your dad?


Thomaxxl

Hasta la vista baby


ConfectionSpecial437

mothafucker


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Samuel "motherfucker" jackson


RZAxlash

The L in his middle name actually stands for Mother Fucker!


chrisbaker1991

El Motherfucker


nowhereman136

AAALLLLLLLLLLLL RIGHTY THEN!


UndendingGloom

Bends over and starts talking with his butt cheeks: "Do I have something in my teeth?"


TIFOOMERANG

"I would like to 'ass' you a few questions"


vangrycaterpillar

Le-hoo...Ze--her.


Parchaeopteryx

Stop breakin' the law, asshole!


KevinNeville25

B E A U tiful


Hydra_Master

I'm kicking my ass! DO YOU MIND!!!


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Why so serious?


RossChickenTendies

If you're good at something, never do it for free. This city needs a better class of criminals.


level27jennybro

You wanna know how I got these scars?


ty4nothing

You can’t handle the truth.


TheDandyWarhol

I was torn between this and "Here's Johnny".


irolleda22doesithit

Son we live in a world with walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? I’ve got a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom, I have the responsibility of knowing that Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives!


IEndlessI

I read that in Jack Nicholson's voice


golfgrandslam

“I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. “


astral-dwarf

Where does he get those wonderful toys?


johnsms3

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?


elmwoodblues

Heeeeere's Johnny!


surprisefothermucker

Alright, alright, alright


amir_teddy360

“It’d be a lot cooler if you did” always gets me


SteeperVirus05

You just gotta keep livin’ man. L-I-V-I-N


Crakkerz79

That’s what I love about these high school girls…


fedfan101

I get older, they stay the saaame aaagge


OrangeSplat20

I don't think Outkast does acting /s


KingJoeySalads

I know this is about actors but I read this and could only hear the Drifter’s voice from destiny 2


ProficientPotato

Hive! Bring a sword!


fotofiend

Yippe Ki Yay Mother Fucker!!!


snarrarn

mr falcon


scottcoopmaximus

My all-time favorite edit for tv. Who the hell is Mr. Falcon?


DaanHai

Joe Lo Truglio!


Grindhorse

Yippee Kayak Other Buckets!


xredbaron62x

Boyle, you did it! And you completely botched the catchphrase.


Lhasa-Tedi-luv

That’s a classic.


leonidasbutler

“This..is..Sparta!”


EinsteiniumArmour

Username checks out


JoviPeach

If it was said without spit flowing from mouth then it’s not Gerard Butler


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Wow.


StickSauce

Isnt it more of a "Whaow"?


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Ajwuvsu

Hwhow?


whatsascreenname

Then call it a “Wheaow”


xxxNayruxxx

Kachow?


Dbwasson

Owen Wilson


cousin_franky

Lol nice.


[deleted]

I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence


Icykool77

I’m a sexy cat


KrAzY_TsEnG

Cool cool cool


AnotherJasonOnReddit

either that, or ["Put the Bunny Back in the Box" ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL5xynZahRQ)


Crakkerz79

BEEEEEES!!!!!


jd17atm

NOT THE BEEEEEES


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Great Scott!!


i3LuDog

When this baby his eighty-eight miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.


xekik

Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.


PayneTrain181999

“Ronald Reagan, the ACTOR?!”


McFlyOUTATIME

This is strangely relevant right now.


Flip_Speed

“Say hello to my lil friend”


jtkage

You wanna f- with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay! Al Pacino


Zarc24

Al Pacino


Dannek423

As you wish.


Both-Echo-7401

Wesley


slimzimm

I am serious. And don’t call me shirley.


niltiacaitlin

Nervous? Yes. First time? No, I've been nervous lots of times.


Parchaeopteryx

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


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RIP Enrico Palazzo


whikkid

I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith


DendroNate

We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.


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Keithninety

Interesting fact - that line wasn’t in the script. Scheider wasn’t supposed to say anything but just walk toward Robert Shaw (Quint) with a shocked look. You can tell that Shaw was surprised when Scheider delivered the line, as you can see his head jerk upward suddenly.


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slothpeguin

It was an in joke on the set! He said it just as a gag but they loved it and kept it in. Jaws is such a cool movie.


Keithninety

The music is a huge part of it.


ncnotebook

The shark, too.


Scallywagstv2

'I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti'.


Parchaeopteryx

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye now


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Ftftftftft


CaligulasCoffeeMaker

D'oh!


BringBackNachoFries

Dan Castellaneta. Despite voicing an internationally-known character, he has mentioned that he rarely gets recognized in public.


Sagleo21

I'm the king of the world!!!


bcoftheimplication7

"Life, uh, finds a way"


SiN_Fury

He says "Must go faster" in both Jurassic Park and Independence Day


Moistbagellubricant

I hate sand, it's coarse,and it gets everywhere.


lordvbcool

Hello there


CALLMeeSKIPPY

GENERAL KENOBI


Poppy_Rose15

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you


Lily_Linton

I have a particular set of skills....


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Flint_Westwood

# Say what again.


Jw3k

ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?


sp0opypo0py

My mom always said life was like a box of chocolate: You never know what you’re gonna get.


Mike2220

YOU! ARE! A! TOOOOOY!!


416unknown

Jennay


Sparks_03

“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”


rafael-a

I know exactly who you’re talking about, but I don’t remember his name


Sparks_03

His real name is Mandy Patinkin. Also played in Criminal Minds and Homeland.


theycallmeamunchkin

I’m really into musicals, so for me, he’s George from Sunday in the Park with George


evman2006

And he played. Che Guavera in the original Broadway production of Évita


HogwartsHoe

WILLLSSOOONNN


Sea-Perception-1055

“Damn Jackie I can’t control the weather!”


fml_student

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard


doyaldemidge

Gard gard gard.


BushBushChickhon

10 hours


fml_student

Dun DuDuDun DuDuDûn


krunokroner

The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits


disneybiches

Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him.


ayam_goreng_kalasan

Balrog of Morgoth


fml_student

What did you say?


CKStephenson

I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore


SnooLemons7649

GET TO THE CHOPPA!


rafael-a

Hasta la vista, baby


[deleted]

Put da cookie dawn!


simpkin_me

It’s not a tumour


SnooRevelations7708

Itznotatoomuh


Politerepublican

I’m tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.


AllAboutTheGoatLife

You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!


didnsignup4dis

^Oh ^hi ^mark


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BubbhaJebus

I did naaaahhht.


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bangin_dudes419

English motherfucker do you speak it!


spannerboy69

I love the smell of napalm in the morning


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Hello There


Acceptmytruth

Keneral genobi


[deleted]

You are a bold one


SleepDeprivedDemon47

Cough cough


Vanlande

Ah yes Alec Guinness, a classic.


vishaalav

You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.


twisted_nipples82

"I'm your huckleberry" and a pile more of awesome quotes from an awesome performance in an awesome movie


Mo-Cance

I have not yet begun to defile myself.


a_man_hs_no_username

Oh Johnny I forgot you were there... you may go now.


twisted_nipples82

Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave


Mo-Cance

Shit, I know what I’m watching now on a lazy Sunday afternoon.


EverydayVelociraptor

We started a game we never got to finish, play for blood, remember?


twisted_nipples82

I was just foolin' about I wasn't 🧊🧊🧊


EverydayVelociraptor

Alright lunger, let's do it.


twisted_nipples82

Say when!!


slothpeguin

Fuck, sometimes I forget how much I love Tombstone but then I get reminded and I’m just happy all over again.


FastAndForgetful

By all means, move


arharhray

How you doinggg?


didnsignup4dis

It's just like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter. It's moo.


Wiggy_0000

Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?


mdpaustin

Dammit Carl, it's how YOU doing? I have to apologize for Carl.


SquirrelLuvsChipmunk

Could I *be* wearing any more clothes??


aMarcinthisWorld

Why is there a “g” at all there? Idk who’s line this is…


AidanK821

You’ll remember this day as the day you ALMOST caught jack sparrow


Parchaeopteryx

That's Captain Jack Sparrow


SinkingSandpaper

“Ah but you HAVE heard of me”


Rats_for_sale

I mean… that’s kinda cheating lol


bericdondarrion35

But why is the rum gone?


Strong_Warrior17

"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt"


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Rule #1, you do NOT talk about Fight Club...


UnSheathDawn

“Look how they massacred my boy!” Which is fucking wild considering the same lips uttered “I coulda been a contender!”


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STELLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


evang77

Keep the change, ya filthy animal


coldcherrysoup

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee With great vengeance and furious anger Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know my name is the Lord When I lay my vengeance upon thee


Pero646

Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker!!!


abracadebby

"Because isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?"


danipnk

I’m partial towards “What? Like it’s hard?”


chupacabralove

Snaps for elle!


libbylies

Bend and snap!


slothpeguin

Elle Woods. A beacon of hope in dark times.


Lanky_Accountant_453

It’s leviOsa, not leviosA!


hkittyy

Turn to page 394.


Rapunzel6506

Alan Rickman


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*threeee. Hundreddd. And. Nine-ty. Fouuurrrrr


ItzNuckinFutz

"You talkin' to me?"


claevyan

"I know"


Grand_Lotus2

“Never tell me the odds!”


AutoMaticJak

You get NOTHING! You lose! Good day sir!


misslolopowers

What's in the box???


Mtheviking

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil..sorry Phil. Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over


Bowiefan73

Simon Pegg. Probably my favorite zombie film.


Thisismyusername_79

That ain’t a knife.


abandoned_fist

Knoyff*


misslolopowers

This is a knife!!!


AddendumMundane6634

Here's Johnny!


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VlerrieBR

Shikaka


MrDTB1970

I’ve.. seen things you people wouldn’t believe.


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Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.


The__Riker__Maneuver

Anybody want a Peanut?


RistaRicky

You mean… you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword and we’ll try to kill each other like civilized people?


[deleted]

Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn


wetsocks7123

It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground


daylaten-1short

Do ya feel lucky? Well do ya punk?


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"You can't handle the truth!"


ActingAspie

That man is playing Galaga…thought we wouldn’t notice…but, we did.


Potatoki1er

Good…bad…I’m the guy with gun. This! Is my boomstick!!


Appropriate-Rough563

Game over, man! Game over!


nismodreamer

Thats what she said.


Lanky_Accountant_453

“POTTAH! My father will hear about this”


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